I sell devil fruit in the United States

If Deadpool were to choose, he would definitely choose the marshmallow fruit with higher cost performance and greater potential.

But now who says it’s not for Deadpool, but for Vanessa?

And everyone knows about women buying things.

You can never expect them to think and weigh rationally like men.

What else can Deadpool do?

"Store manager, let's get the fruit set."

Deadpool didn't hesitate much and made a decision, "Also, store manager, is the fruit of this suit also worth 50 US dollars?"

"Yes Wade, the store discount period has not passed yet, so as before, you still need 35 US dollars." Rorschach nodded.

"Is it still [-]% off? Store manager, I introduced you to a customer and brought my wife here. You won't give me any more discounts?"

Deadpool started to raise the price.

"Wade, the [-]% discount is already very low." Luo Xia shook his head.

Moreover, the price is determined by the system and cannot be changed by Rorschach at will.

"But Wade, I won't let your work go in vain. I will open membership to you and Vanessa." But Rorschach then said to Deadpool.

"Store manager, what permissions do members have?" Deadpool stared at Rorschach and asked.

"Members have many privileges. For example, ordinary people can only buy up to three Devil Fruits from me, but members are not limited to three."

“Another example is that during auctions, members also have priority.”

"In addition, there are other benefits specifically for members. You will know about them later."

Rorschach explained with a smile to Vanessa and Deadpool.

"Sounds very good! Then I've decided on the store manager. Vanessa and I are both members."

Deadpool is also quite satisfied with this.

Although he kept saying that he wanted Rorschach to give him a discount, it was just talk.

Deadpool understands that things like Devil Fruit, which are hard to come by, are a seller's market, not a buyer's market.

Whether it is discounted or not, you are lucky to encounter it.

There is also the store manager, although he seems to be a harmless person, but he can sell something as magical as a Devil Fruit. How can he be an ordinary person?

There is no doubt that he is a great master with great background!

For such a great person, if you have the opportunity to hug someone's lap, just burn the incense. If you have the opportunity to introduce customers or something, you should feel honored.

If you really think that such a small thing is such a big deal, that's the real fool.

"Of course, Deadpool, I will keep your support for the store in mind." Rorschach smiled gently at Deadpool.

"With your words, store manager, my work has not been in vain."

Deadpool said, taking out the suitcase and placing it on the counter.

"Store manager, you should accept cash here, right?"

Wade opened the suitcase, which was filled with more than half a box of American knives.

"of course."

Rorschach simply checked and accepted it, and after confirming that it was correct, he kept the money, took out the fruit set from the display cabinet, and put it in Vanessa's hand.

Vanessa held the weird fruit in both hands and kept looking at it.

If it weren't for Deadpool's personal experience, she really wouldn't believe that such a weird little thing actually contained such magical power.

"Wade, is this food really delicious?"

Vanessa remembered something and glanced at Wade beside her.

"It tastes worse than poop!"

Deadpool nodded solemnly, "My dear, let me tell you a secret. Hold your breath when you eat later, or try to pinch your nose, and never take a breath..."

"Come on, Wade." Rorschach smiled on the side, "Vanessa, you just need to take a small bite and put it in your mouth."

"Although Devil Fruit is unpalatable, you don't need to eat it all. Just take one bite."

"What?"

Deadpool, who was imparting experience personally, was stunned, as if he had been hit by something.

"Store manager, you just said that just one bite is enough? Are you sure?"

"you sure?"

Deadpool's eyes were dull, and he looked at Rorschach and asked questions.

"Wade, I never told you that you need to eat all this, right?"

Rorschach tried his best not to laugh, but it had to be said that it was a bit hard to endure.

"Shet!"

"What have I done?"

Wade's whole body exploded.

He actually ate the entire devil fruit!

World, why are you so malicious to me?

"Hahaha, Wade, it seems you did something stupid."

Vanessa couldn't help but cover her mouth and laughed wildly, making her branches tremble.

"Store manager, why didn't you tell me then?" Deadpool looked at Rorschach with a lifeless look.

"I originally wanted to say it, but Wade, you are too fierce. You have already finished eating before I even said it. I am also helpless."

Rorschach spread his hands.

"Wade, I'm going to start."

Vanessa's voice sounded, and she said hello to Deadpool.

Then he took a deep breath and took a small bite of the devil fruit.

"Well!"

As always, Vanessa was so disgusted that her facial features were distorted.

It took a lot of effort to resist the urge to spit it out and swallow the mouthful of pulp.

"Wade, are you telling me that you actually ate a whole pill?"

Vanessa couldn't help but look at Deadpool with admiration.

One bite of this stuff felt like it could kill her. Vanessa couldn't imagine that Wade actually ate a whole pill.

abnormal!

It’s really perverted!

"I feel like I'm going to be laughed at by you for the rest of my life. Well, I accept my fate. This is indeed a stain that I can't wash away. Store manager, this is all your fault!"

Deadpool said to Rorschach very resentfully.

Then he looked at Vanessa eagerly, "Honey, how do you feel now?"

"It's amazing! Wade, that's an experience I've never had before! So is this a Devil Fruit?"

Vanessa suddenly screamed out in surprise, with a look of admiration on her face.

Then she began to control her abilities and made some attempts.

Suddenly, a huge "rag" appeared on Vanessa's body.

Vanessa's body was roughly trapped.

"Wade, look! It's true, I really made a dress!" Vanessa was dancing with excitement.

"My dear, although I don't think this piece of cloth can be called clothes, but how can I put it, it actually looks pretty good on you."

Deadpool looked Vanessa up and down and said with a serious expression.

"Wait a moment!"

Then Deadpool took out another gun and pointed it directly at Vanessa, "Let me see how bulletproof it is."