I sell devil fruit in the United States

After the blond girl, more than a dozen people came to Luo Xia's store one after another.

Frankly speaking, the traffic in the store is actually okay.

But as always, everyone lost interest after seeing the "honor" of Devil Fruit.

It was afternoon in a blink of an eye, and seeing the day coming to an end, Rorschach still hadn't sold a single Devil Fruit.

"Another day of nothing!"

Rorschach looked helpless, and he no longer had the energy and enthusiasm he had in the morning. He just lay on the counter and played with his mobile phone so feebly.

Completely messed up.

"Ha~hey~"

Along with this very coquettish-sounding voice, Rorschach saw a man wearing a hood standing in front of his store.

what's the situation?

Luo Xia couldn't help but feel a little bit in her heart. Could it be that she had encountered a robber?

After all, in this free country, zero-dollar purchases are a common occurrence, and even places like convenience stores are visited by people.

However, this was the first time Luo Xia had encountered shopping at a fruit shop for zero yuan.

"Don't be nervous. I'm not the kind of low-level robber. I actually hate those unskilled guys the most."

The hooded man saw that Rorschach seemed to have misunderstood, so he waved his hand, "Actually, I am wearing a hood because I just participated in a carnival. I was cosplaying a perverted murderer. Did you see that? I don't have a weapon in my hand."

Luo Xia looked at it and found that it was indeed the case. The man with the hood was empty-handed, and it really didn't look like he had bought it for zero yuan.

This made him heave a sigh of relief.

But Rorschach was actually very skeptical about the man in the hood.

Even if this guy really went to the carnival, it’s over now, so there’s no need to keep wearing a hood, right?

And for some reason, Luo Xia felt that the voice of the man in the hood was very familiar, as if he had heard it somewhere.

But the strange thing is that it has only been more than a month since he was reborn in this world, and he actually doesn't know many people at all.

And this voice was unlike anyone he knew.

The man with the hood had no intention of taking off his hood, and just walked into the store: "Actually, I was passing by here and saw your strange store, so I came to see what Devil Fruits are... Are they these colorful things? ?”

Is this not a lunatic?

Do you really plan to keep wearing it like this?

Rorschach cursed in his heart.

But if it was really a lunatic, Rorschach would actually be a little happy, because the lunatic might be more likely to buy a Devil Fruit.

"Yes sir, these are the Devil Fruits sold in our store. They are some very magical fruits."

"Shet, are these really these? I originally thought they were some decorations or toys for children." The voice of the man in the hood sounded so incredible.

"No sir, these are fruits and are meant to be eaten. Moreover, these fruits have very magical powers and can give those who eat them magical abilities."

After Rorschach introduced it here, his heart began to beat a little.

This is a very critical step. So far, the vast majority of customers have turned away here.

"Magical abilities? Just like those people in the X-Men, that kind of ability?"

But the man in the hood did not leave. Instead, he looked very interested.

This made Luo Xia secretly happy. Sure enough, people with abnormal brains are reliable.

"Yes sir!"

Rorschach pointed at the slippery fruit among them and introduced the other party, "For example, this fruit is called slippery fruit. You may wonder why it is called 'slippery fruit'..."

"Yes, that's right. Why is it a 'slippery fruit'? Because when you bite it in your mouth, it feels as smooth as lubricant?" The man in the hood gave a very vivid example.

"Because eating this fruit will make a person's skin very smooth, so smooth that it is a hundred times smoother than the skin of a newborn baby!"

Rorschach ignored the hooded man's interruption and continued to introduce the hooded man.

"Sounds great. Can any kind of skin be smoothed?"

Not only did the hooded man not seem to be persuaded to retreat like the others, he actually seemed more interested.

"Of course, the fruits in our store are all genuine and genuine. If the effect is not good..." Luo Xia thought for a moment and made an extremely vicious oath, "Just let me be beaten by a hundred big fat men." Give the wheel a hundred times.”

The hooded man couldn't help but shudder. Can you even utter such a vicious oath?

"Even with a face like mine?"

Then the hooded man suddenly took off his mask, and a pitted and miserable face appeared in front of Rorschach.

I go!

Luo Xia was first frightened by the miserable face, and then his eyes widened in disbelief.

You little bitch, Deadpool!

He didn't expect that this hooded man who seemed to be mentally disturbed was actually Deadpool!

But if it's Deadpool, maybe it's really possible. After all, with such a face, you really need the slippery fruit.

And Deadpool's brain, well, it seems to be a little abnormal from the movie.

"What do you think of my face?" Deadpool saw that Rorschach was frightened by his honor and didn't take it to heart.

This is not the first time he has experienced this.

"Sir, does your face look like it was run over by a train?"

Even though he already knew what Deadpool looked like, Luo Xia still deliberately showed a look of shock.

"After that, get trampled by a hundred wild horses, and finally take a shower with sand, and that's pretty much it."

Deadpool made a fool of himself, he really didn't save any face for himself, "How about this, can I have this face too?"

"Sir, as I said, any skin will do!"

Luo Xia vowed, "As long as you take one bite, I guarantee that you will have flawless skin and transformation, only at this moment!"

"Is this too ridiculous? Do you really expect me to believe that there is such a magical fruit in the world?" Deadpool finally raised some questions.

Rorschach immediately took out a small sample of the slippery fruit, "Sir, if you don't believe it, you can try it and your skin will become smooth again immediately."

"You don't want to poison me, do you?" Deadpool looked at the small sample and did not move immediately.

"Sir, you are joking, why should I do this? And there are surveillance cameras in my store. If you die, I will also go to jail."

Rorschach pointed to the camera on the wall.

"It doesn't matter, even if it is really poisonous, it won't kill me at all, and you won't go to jail, because I will kill you directly."

When Deadpool said this, he took the sample fruit in Rorschach's hand.

Take a hard bite.