I'm in Cthulhu

"You have disappointed us so much, Steve. Your first test has obviously come to the last minute, but you rejected it! Your previous performance was remarkable..."

Before Luo Ji finished speaking, Steve continued: "I'm sorry, but the bedroom I prepared for the woman is already occupied, and I will not betray her."

"Hey, be careful of your excessive self-awareness, Steve. You can only use the word 'betrayal' when you do this kind of thing after the relationship is confirmed."

Howard said with a smile while using a straw to stir a small vortex in the drink glass in front of him.

Steve touched his temples helplessly, leaned back on the chair, and said with an aura of "Well...it doesn't matter anymore!" "So...three bitches, I I want to know what the consequences of complete failure will be if I join you and get the truth in the first test? If there is a chance to remedy it, I will definitely go all out!"

"Cough cough..."

Luo Ji cleared his throat and was about to say something when Wilder suddenly changed positions, patted Luo Ji and Howard on the backs, and motioned them to go to the bathroom to talk something.

Standing in front of the sink, Wilder wandered around twice, then looked at the two people in front of him and said: "He doesn't understand, he thinks this is a game, do you understand what I mean? Steve His attitude was too contemptuous.”

"I understand, I understand. He doesn't know what it means to join this organization and become the fourth humble guest. I feel like this guy still thinks we are joking!"

Luo Ji nodded deeply in agreement, and Howard followed up and said, "Yes, but I think there is a reason for this. Everything has a reason, and this is no exception."

"what is it then?"

"I think it's obvious that it's the name of our organization! Sanjianke...Only those who have the crazy play experience of the three of us in their minds will understand the background of this name and its perfect adaptability. .”

"So I said he didn't understand. Steve is a man with strong limbs and a simple mind. He won't think about it carefully."

"I understand, what a fool to fail the first test..."

The three of them said in unison: "That's right, that's right. What a fool."

When this sentence rang out, Steve happened to come to the toilet, and his voice also rang out at the same time: "Hey, guys, I just drank a little too much lemonade... huh?"

"Oh, hello, stupid...Dear Steve, are you here to make water? Come on, go on, Howard and Wilder and I have finished making water. You know, those lemon juices are so delicious It has magic power and makes people want to drink more.”

"I just seemed to hear..."

"Hey, I left my wand on the table outside. It would be bad if an ordinary person picked it up. Let's talk about it later, Steve!"

"Is that so? I didn't look..."

Before Steve finished speaking, the three of them had left the toilet and returned to the original table.

Sitting on a chair, Luo Ji took out an ordinary wooden stick with no magical aura from the void, broke off the excess branches, and placed it next to the seat. It was so confusing..."

"Although Steve is an idiot, he still has basic emotional intelligence. He probably won't ask about what happened just now after he comes back... So, are the next few membership tests still going on?"

Wilder looked at the toilet, then turned back and said.

And Howard took out a note from his pocket and it read:

Join the basic test of "Jian Ke":

[1. Find a person sitting alone at the bar in any bar, strike up a conversation, and win within 10 minutes]

[2. Pick up the cherry with your butt, walk through fifteen roadblocks, and finally put the cherry into a cup with a mouth diameter of about 0.13 inches, and then drink the wine in the cup]

[3. Use "Viking War Cry" to scare off gangsters wandering the streets without using force, and do not flee the scene (this test can be challenged multiple times)]

[4. Play "Three Dimensional Chess" with the three existing organization members. You don't need to win, you only need to be recognized to pass this test]

[5. Without informing the subject, the subject's bachelor's refrigerator was raided. If the following three items are not present, the test will be deemed to have failed: "A French brand of yogurt left by an unknown woman. It is very old." root beer drinks, and milk that’s only a few days away from expiration.”]

【6...

After taking back the note, Howard coughed and said, "Ahem...actually I think it's not necessary anymore. When Steve is forced to do something he doesn't like, he can easily fall into a corner and be unable to get out. The basic test that the three of us wrote together was still too tough for him.”

"That's right. What's more, this is just a basic test... Also, why haven't I heard of the 'horns' dilemma'?" Wilder nodded and changed the topic mid-sentence.

And Howard explained: "Well...a psychological effect, a word I just invented...Oh, Steve is back."

At this moment, Steve finally finished draining the water and returned to his seat.

"Phew... So, what now? Guys, is there anything new I need to know?" Sitting on the chair.Steve took a sip of lemonade and asked.

As soon as he finished speaking, Luo Ji leaned forward slightly, stared into Steve's eyes and said:

"Steve, you are a special person, not only special on earth, but also unique in this universe... Therefore, we believe that you are qualified enough to join our three base guests and become the fourth base guest. guest..."

Before Luo Ji finished speaking, Steve said excitedly: "Really? That's great! I mean, it's about to get the truth about all this, and it's really exciting to break through the eardrum that has been covered in front of your eyes."

"Don't be impatient, relax a little... Also, do you really want to know the truth of all this? Sometimes, ignorance is also a kind of happiness, and it is not the blessing of fools, but a choice of smart people ..."

"I understand what you mean, but my personality can't stand this feeling of confusion. Tell me, I want to know."

"Okay, I respect your choice...The truth may be too bizarre for you, so you need to guarantee me that you will not riot because of this."

"Well... of course, after being injected with the super soldier serum, the military taught me some methods to control my emotions, allowing me to control my power more effectively."

"Well, Steve, let me start from the beginning... It was a quiet midsummer night..."

"Stop, stop, stop... Just say the important things. Just say the important things."

"Oh, well, I am the mastermind behind everything. I control everything, yes, everything."

"WTF?!"