Waste prince: Why do you force me to be emperor?

Imperial Capital, West City Gate.

"Da da da......"

When Li Jian led his personal soldiers and horses into the imperial capital, the first light in the sky just broke through the darkness between heaven and earth.

at this time.

A group of Li Jian's personal guards in plain clothes also arrived with a fierce woman who was bought with "heavy money" in the city.

These women are about 40 years old, just past the age of shame.

Each of them had a few scars on their faces, and the corners of their eyes were fierce. Seeing Li Jian sizing them up carefully, their faces were full of impatience, and their thin lips were turned up, as if they wanted to spray Li Jian.

They don't care if Li Jian is a general!

It doesn't matter if Li Jian can provoke him or not!

The shrew in the imperial capital, even the emperor has seen it, and she has three points of courage.

Li Jian was born as an old imperial censor, so he could tell at a glance that they were a group of shameless women who could spray poison with their mouths.

The combat power in his mouth must be leveraged.

A talent!

at this time.

Li Jian couldn't help feeling sympathetic to each other.

However, he would not show up, and rode past the team on horseback to the imperial city.

After a while.

Led by Li Jian's plainclothes personal guards, this group of women spread across the streets, put on their tools, and waited for an opportunity.

Soon.

Officials from all walks of life who wanted to go to the court walked out of the gate and stepped on the road to the court.

In the imperial capital.

According to the size of the official position, the place of residence varies.

Generally speaking, the official is small, the mansion is far away, and there are more people riding horses.

The ones near the road are all high-ranking officials, who live around the imperial city, and most of them take sedan chairs.

Prime Minister Cao Wei's mansion is not far from the imperial city, and he went to court in a sedan chair.

now.

Cao Wei sat on the sedan chair with a disgusted expression on his face.

Damn tigress, dare to threaten her son's widow, it's not human!

but.

Cao Wei thought of the cuties left behind by his two sons, who were all youthful beauties with a bite, so he couldn't bear it!

just.

Last night that tigress tormented him severely all night, what a crime! "

"Get up!"

Those who could carry the sedan chair for Prime Minister Cao Wei were all masters, with consistent steps and consistent breathing, and the sedan chair shook slightly. Cao Wei sat in it and dozed off, enjoying himself very much.

Sudden.

"puff......"

The sound of water splashing on the ground sounded in front of the sedan chair.

Followed by.

The four bearers hurriedly stopped.

The sedan chair shook violently, due to inertia, Cao Wei almost fell out of it.

At this time.

The voice of Cao's guard came from outside the sedan chair: "Presumptuous!"

"You dare to pour dung and water in front of the prime minister's sedan chair, don't you want to live?"

Followed by.

A smell of excrement and urine wafted into the sedan chair.

Stinky, unsmelly!

Smelly, disgusting.

Cao Wei took a breath, his face changed drastically, as if he had inhaled a breath of poisonous gas.

Fluid churned in his stomach, his throat felt dry, and he nearly vomited.

"call......"

Cao Wei quickly covered his mouth and nose with his official sleeve: "Get off the sedan chair!"

He stepped out to have a look.

Suddenly stunned!

On both sides of his official sedan chair, there were twenty or thirty middle-aged women, each holding a chamber pot, with green eyes, watching him covetously.

Rao Cao Wei's detachment, he couldn't help being shocked!

There was no doubt that it was coming for him.

What are you doing?

Assassination?

Not like!

These women did not block the path of the sedan chair, nor did they hold murder weapons. The guards of the Cao Mansion had no reason to arrest anyone.

At this time.

The leading woman rolled her eyes and said, "It turns out that the person in the sedan chair is Prime Minister Cao!"

"My family and a group of sisters got up to pour the chamber pot, accidentally knocked them down on the road!"

"Please don't blame the prime minister!"

Cao Wei frowned, naturally he would not argue with the woman: "Guards of the Cao family, let's go!"

The guards of Cao's family warned viciously: "If you dare to miss again, I will chop off your hands!"

It's fine if the guards of the Cao family don't say that!

Saying this is like stabbing a hornet's nest.

"Whoops..."

The words of the leading woman were the beginning of the war of words: "Your Excellency, you don't blame us, what are you, a small official of the Prime Minister's family, doing?"

"I just accidentally knocked down a chamber pot, why are you so fierce?"

"If you are so fierce to the Sirians who invaded the barren state, I will admire you!"

"What is your ability to murder us women?"

Followed by.

A group of women began to chatter: "That's right! The king of the barren state just went to the barren state, and he swore to defend the barren state. If he wants to fight the Sirians to the death, he is a hero!"

"You officials, all of you shrink back in the imperial capital to enjoy the glory and wealth, and send out soldiers to dawdle, are you only in the nest?"

"You are all people without eggs!"

"By the way, Prime Minister Cao, when are you going to ask the court to send troops?"

Cao Wei had a headache.

When did he have the power to decide when to dispatch troops?

really.

These snarky women don't understand anything!

At this moment, he really wanted to arrest all these women and put them in the prison of the imperial capital!

But, have these women committed any crimes?

If he used his power to do so, the group of censors in red would definitely charge up like sharks smelling blood and tear him apart with words.

Wrong!

It's so frustrating!

As soon as he thought this way, a red-clothed censor riding a horse came from behind the sedan chair, with piercing eyes, staring at Cao Wei with tremors.

Holding his nose, he hurried into the sedan chair: "Go quickly, otherwise, you will be late for the court!"

then.

Cao Wei's court team rushed towards the palace.

And the group of shrews also followed them all the way with the chamber pot, asking all the way: "Aren't the people of Huangzhou the people of Daxia?"

"Why watch them die under the sword of the Sirian?"

"Isn't the King of Huangzhou His Majesty's son?"

"Why do you refuse to save yourself?"

"You stupid officer!"

Cao Wei smelled feces and urine in his nostrils, and was scolded so much that he could only urge him: "Hurry up!"

Finally, when they were approaching the gate of the palace, the group of shrews dispersed!

Cao Wei got off the sedan chair, smelling the smell of urine on the official robe, almost burst into tears.

this way.

What did he go through?

The imperial court delayed sending troops to the barren state, even though it made him drink two more glasses of good wine, and cursed that stinky old nine to die in the barren state earlier.

But, it's not his fault!

What's the matter with him?

At this time.

The Minister of the Household Department, who is in charge of the power of money and food in Daxia, has arrived!

I saw Hubu Shangshu and his party covered in feces and urine, and the situation was a hundred times more embarrassing than his team.

Hubu Shangshu got out of the sedan chair, and ran to the side of the palace moat with a pale face: "Wow..."

Vomiting made Cao Wei sick.

Then, he also ran over and vomited until his stomach was empty.

The two looked at each other innocently with teary eyes!

Hubu Shangshu looked up to the sky and screamed, "What a shame!"

"What a shame!"

"It's not the old man's household department's fault for delaying the dispatch of troops. Why does the old man have to take the blame and suffer all the shit and urine splashed all the way!"

"The old man's famous name has been ruined!"

"Prime Minister You, this old man is going to retire today, please help me!"

"Hey......"

Cao Wei is also full of grievances and has nowhere to appeal!

After a while.

Sima Jian also got out of the sedan chair in embarrassment, and looked at Cao Wei and Hubu Shangshu with a pale face.

Immediately, I feel much better.

Because he only smells like urine.

Unlike these two important court officials, the strange smell on their bodies was mixed with excrement and urine.

Shortly after.

One by one, the important officials of the imperial court arrived in front of the palace gate with pale faces, smelling each other's strange smell, looking at each other, their faces turned black, and they didn't even have the mood to chat!

This day is over!

At this time.

The palace door opened.

The ministers filed in with a strange smell.

Subsequently.

Li Jian arrived with a faint smell of urine.

His eyes swept over the blackness on the faces of the officials, and his heart was smiling!

The bedding is complete.

Good show, start!

Fighting with the emperor is really fun!