Waste prince: Why do you force me to be emperor?

Taohuawu Castle, in the temporary bathroom.

Buckets of clear hot water were sent into the room, and streams of sewage rushed out from the corner.

In the bathroom, it was steaming.

The wounded soldiers felt refreshed after washing, as if they were a little lighter.

At this time.

The smell of some fragrance permeates the bathroom.

Xia Tian took out the pig ling that was specially used for the prince, and shared it with all the soldiers!

What is pig ling?

It is a kind of Chinese medicinal material, which has the effect of diuresis and edema.

But for bathing, the function is soap and soap.

In the Great Xia Dynasty, Polyporus is a bathing thing for rich people, nobles, and officials!

The pig ling used in summer is exclusively for the royal family, and only available in the palace.

and so.

When Xia Tian invited everyone to share, Lu Shu, Gao Fei and the soldiers were a little panicked!

Don't dare to reach out!

Don't even dare to wipe it on your body!

"Hehehe..."

Xia Tian saw the restraint of all the soldiers, and smiled gently: "You dare not use it?"

"Hey hey hey..."

The wretched old soldier laughed dryly: "My lord, we are all rude men, just wipe our bodies with soap locusts!"

"Using your pork belly is a waste!"

"Correct!"

"Correct!"

"Correct!"

All the veterans nodded hurriedly, like a few chickens eating rice: "The old ghost is right!"

Xia Tian disagreed: "The old ghost is wrong!"

"You choose to follow me in this situation, because you want to share joys and sorrows, life and death with me?"

"Clap clap clap..."

"of course!"

All the soldiers clapped their chests loudly: "My lord, please don't doubt our loyalty and determination!"

"Hehehe..."

The smile on Xia Tian's face was even bigger: "This king just wants to tell you a truth...Since you can share joys and sorrows, life and death with me, why don't you let me use it for you when I have good things?"

"Don't you want people in the world to think that this king is the kind of person who can only share hardships but not joys?"

Lu Shu looked serious: "Don't dare!"

"My lord, in the hearts of all the soldiers, your status is noble, which is completely different from ours, and you are completely different!

"Being able to follow a prince who has a fief is already a blessing from our ancestral grave and three lives of cultivation!

"Even if he died to protect the prince, it is worthwhile to come to the world."

Xia Tian shook his head: "No!"

"Here, we are brothers who share weal and woe, and comrades who support each other through life and death!"

"Polyporus, it's just a mundane thing for bathing!"

"When we arrive in the Great Barren State, I will make some things for washing hair and bathing, which are a hundred times more beautiful and practical than this one!"

"At that time, this low-level pigtail will no longer be needed!"

The wretched old ghost asked in a low voice: "Is it really better than the pigs used by the royal family?"

"Of course!"

"Give it to us!"

"Of course!"

"Then isn't our body more precious than those beautiful ladies in the palace?"

Done.

The wretched old ghost realized that he had said something wrong!

He quickly covered his mouth, his black eyes rolled around, and he pleaded guilty with a guilty face: "My lord, I made a slip of the tongue and committed a crime of disrespect, please punish me!"

Xia Tian's expression was serious: "That's right, when the time comes, when you use those things, your body will be more precious than those harem ladies!"

"You are not wrong, what is the crime?"

"However, outside, you have to control your big mouth and don't talk nonsense!"

"Yes!"

The old ghost was relieved now!

Xia Tian nodded and said: "Actually, the reason why I use pig ling to wash your body is because this thing can clean your body to the greatest extent..."

Having said that, Xia Tian paused for a moment, his piercing eyes swept across the crowd.

"Hahaha......"

Not only did everyone not think too much, they also laughed out loud in a relaxed manner.

"Hey hey hey..."

The wretched old ghost was the first to pick up Zhuling, touched his upper body, his laughter was still wretched: "My lord, you are not a manly person, so don't threaten us!"

Xia Tian couldn't help but smile: "It's boring!"

"Hahaha......"

Everyone laughed again, looking at Xia Tian: "My lord, you can't just say half a sentence... What is the most important thing?"

Xia Tian said seriously: "It is to clean your wounds, reduce the risk of infection, keep your wounds from suppurating, and reduce your pain!"

People don't understand what "infection" means?

But they didn't ask!

because.

The legendary Daxia people are the descendants of the dragon.

The prince is the son of a dragon. This incomprehensible word...is probably the language of the dragon.

So, no need to ask.

If you don't understand, you don't understand.

It's good that the prince understands.

Anyway, the word "infection" is very powerful!

It's for their own good!

A feeling of being cared for is brewing in their hearts and permeating every cell in their bodies.

very warm!

Also very comfortable!

Some love is a friendship that cannot be ended with a sentence of thanks.

Xia Tian put on his clothes and made arrangements: "At the door of the bathroom, Manager Bai has already brought spirits. Wait a minute, he will bring the wine in. You wash and dry, and he will disinfect your wounds!"

"After lunch, I'll heal your wounds!"

"Yes!"

At this time.

Xiaobai entered the bathroom with the wine jar in his arms: "Wound wipers, come here, I'll wipe the wine and disinfect it for you!"

"Thank you, Manager Bai!"

Shortly after.

Lu Shu and Gao Fei walked out of the bathroom wearing newly issued military uniforms, and talked all the way: "Gao Fei, the prince's behavior is not like that of a prince who grew up in the palace!"

Gao Fei smiled and asked, "What does that look like?"

Lu Shu thought for a while: "It's more like those priests with great wisdom in the palace!"

"Every word and deed makes people want to get close to him."

"Willing to follow him!"

Gao Fei smiled even stronger: "Isn't that bad?"

"Commander Lu, do you know what Gou Fugui and Don't Forget you mean?"

Lu Shu stared with tiger eyes: "Deputy Commander Gao, although I don't read much, I know what this sentence means... If you have a day of prosperity and wealth in the future, don't forget the people who shared weal and woe with you. people!"

Gao Fei said seriously: "In this world, there are many people who can share weal and woe!"

"But there are very few who can get rich together!"

"Especially the people of the royal family!"

"However, it can be seen that our prince is a master who can share wealth and honor!"

"Lu Shu, no matter what you think...my heart has been bought by the prince, and I have decided to follow him for the rest of my life, even if I die, I will have no regrets!"

"Hehehe..."

Lu Shu smiled and stretched out his palm: "My heart to follow the prince is as firm as a rock!"

"Come on, let's make an agreement... to assist the prince with all our heart and work together for a future!"

"Snapped......"

Gao Fei firmly held Lu Shu's hand: "Okay!"

"Fight for a future!"

The two general disciples looked at each other and smiled, everything was said in silence.

in front of the hall.

"Zizzizi..."

The golden flesh is blooming on the tree stand, and the fragrance is in the air.

"Grumble..."

The newly dressed old ghost looked at the barbecue with green eyes, like a very hungry wolf.

Do not!

It's a group!

A group of "hungry wolves" in warm new military uniforms.

In the pot at this time, noodles were cooking, exuding the fragrance of food.

Xia Tian stood in front of the pot, picked up a large spoon, filled half a bowl of noodles, and put in coarse salt.

then.

He scooped up a spoonful of hot butter from another pot and poured it on the noodles, causing the noodles in the bowl to boil with the oil.

Followed by.

Second spoonful of oil!

The third spoonful of oil!

At last.

In summer, I cut a few pieces of half-fat and half-lean meat from the grill and put them on the surface.

In this way, a bowl of pasta that is different from this era is ready!

Xia Tian handed it to the wretched old ghost: "You're starving! Eat!"

The wretched old ghost reached out to take it, took a deep look at Xia Tian, ​​didn't thank him, went to the side and squatted down, and tried to eat without caring about the hot oily noodles!

Very fragrant!

Beautiful!

No thanks, it means that the old ghost has disappeared from Xia Tian!

It's my family!

As soon as he took a bite, the old ghost's eyes brightened: "My lord, is there a name on this side?"

Xia Tian replied with a smile: "Yes, it's called Oil Splashing Noodles!"

"Good name!"

The old ghost shouted: "Brothers, the noodles made by the prince are really delicious!"

"You can't miss it!"

The wounded soldiers who had already washed up and put on warm new military uniforms formed a long line, orderly received the oily noodles from Xia Tian without saying thank you!

The smile on Xia Tian's face is even bigger!

At last.

Lu Shu and Gao Fei sat on the threshold of the hall, eating heartily.

Xia Tian sat down with a bowl of oily noodles and squatted beside the old ghost, and he was also devouring it, no different from all the soldiers.

However, the soldiers looked at Xia Tian with even more reverence!

While eating, Xia Tian asked vaguely: "Old ghost, do you still eat?"

The old ghost drank the last sip of soup: "I still want to eat, but my stomach is full!"

"puff......"

The old ghost collapsed on the snow, looking at the dark clouds in the sky: "My lord, I haven't eaten for a long time!"

"Now I have new clothes to wear, and my face is full of flesh. What a fairy-like day!"

"You may not believe it... I actually want to think about women now!"

"Hey hey hey..."

"My lord, do you think I'm not serious by nature?"

"a ha ha ha......"

Everyone in the venue burst into laughter after hearing the words: "Old ghost, it's still that old pervert!"

Xia Tian also laughed: "As the saying goes, a lonely yin does not grow and a lonely yang does not grow. In fact, it is normal for a man to miss a woman!"

"Old ghost, if we can live and take root in the Great Barren State, we will build the Great Barren State into a paradise where everyone can have enough food and clothing, and everyone can marry a wife!"

The old ghost's eyes brightened: "My lord, then let's do this!"

"We have turned the Great Barren State into a paradise in the story!"

Xia Tian's serious answer: "Okay!"

"That's what we do!"

The old ghost was a little excited, a carp stood up and said: "My lord, how to fight tonight's battle?"