Martial Daoist of One Piece

"Hey, old man, please put me down quickly~, I'm ouch"

Wushuang was carried on the shoulders of the old man and yelled loudly. The old man would knock him on the head from time to time.

Yui, on the other hand, bit the drunken man in black with her fangs on the back, but the man didn't seem to know and let her bite him.

"I bite, I bite, I bite."

The little girl is almost furious. It feels so bad to be carried by a man.

The strange thing about two tall men carrying two little guys did not attract the attention of passers-by, because this is Kaka Town, and anything that happens is not considered strange.

It is normal for a pair of glasses to appear on the road, although Wushuang cannot accept it

When twenty passed, Wushuang's throat was almost hoarse from shouting, and there was a pile of red envelopes like small towers on top of his head. With his tongue hanging out, he was carried feebly by the old man on his shoulders, like a dead dog.

The little girl is no longer good, and her teeth are a bit osteoporotic. However, this drunkard carries her seriously from now on, completely ignoring his intentions.

After walking for two hours, Wu Shuang felt that his whole body was weak. Fortunately, the two of them walked very slowly, without any bumps.

"Hey, old man, who are you and why do you want to catch me and feed me?"

Wushuang looked back and caught a glimpse of a huge bubble and the sound of snoring.

The man actually fell asleep and kept walking. At this time, Wushuang took the shadow and the scabbard and hit the old man on the head.

Snapped

The bubble burst instantly, and then he shook his head a little stupidly and asked himself:

"Is it here? Is it here?"

"Who the hell are you going to do? Can you really find a place if you fall asleep?"

"Don't be irritable, little guy. When I was young, I had to get up early for every training, but the instructors were extremely strict in training, so I thought of a compromise.

Walking while sleeping, training while sleeping. Over time, I can still go where I want to go even in my sleep."

The old man was bragging a bit. At this time, the black-clothed follower at the back raised his head slightly, pointed in front, and said expressionlessly:

"Boss, there is a cliff ahead."

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"Ah, how did I get here?"

The old man covered his head in surprise, looking stupid.

"Then why don't you put me down quickly?"

Wushuang was about to jump down when he suddenly realized that there was a cliff behind him. He hugged the old man's thigh decisively, and then

"Ahhh"

The two people both fell off the cliff. The old man grabbed a stone, but Wu Shuang fell into the sea with a thud, causing a series of water splashes.

"Whoo~"

With one head sticking out of the water, Wu Shuang swam desperately to the shore, and then slowly climbed up along the rocks on the cliff.

The old man on the side was sitting cross-legged on the ground, picking his nose constantly, and his boogers were flying far away, as if he was thinking about why he had just walked to the edge of the cliff, and finally huffed and puffed.

Snapped

“Still sleeping”

Wushuang hit the old man on the head with a scabbard, and then he finally woke up.

"How dare you hit me"

"What's wrong with hitting you?"

The old man and the young man were tit for tat. The man in black was holding Yui on his shoulders and just watching with cold eyes, showing no intention of getting involved.

"I am a great navy"

"I will be a great pirate in the future"

The two people's foreheads were almost touching, and then the black-clothed attendant next to them

He looked at his watch and reminded him abruptly:

"It's already eleven o'clock, and our ship will go back soon. If we don't leave, we may have to rob another pirate ship."

"Ah, yes, yes, let's go quickly."

The old man was a little impatient, and then Wushuang felt himself floating. It turned out that the old man was carrying himself up again.

"Hey, put me down quickly"

The old man was extremely fast, but the man in black behind him was still able to follow closely, as if the distance between the two had never changed.

In less than 10 minutes, they finally saw a large 400-meter-long warship here, with sailors constantly carrying supplies to the warship.

"Hey, boss, it's time for us to leave. Otherwise, we should prepare to swim back, but don't get eaten by the Neptunes."

"Ha ha ha ha"

A group of sailors laughed at the old man, and then the old man clenched his fists angrily and shouted:

"Damn it, I don't want to swim"

Then he directly threw Wushuang onto the deck of the warship seven or eight meters high. At this time, he rubbed his butt in pain. This old man must have a weak kidney. Curse him for having a weak kidney.

But at this time, shadows blocked him one after another. When he looked up, seven or eight sailors were surrounding him in a circle, observing him carefully with wide eyes, as if they were very interested in him.

At this moment, Wushuang felt a chill in his heart. These guys wouldn't have any strange tendencies, right?

"Boss, is this guy an orphan?"

"No, I feel like the illegitimate son of one of the boss's mistresses. You see, the two of them look really alike."

"Looks like fart, nothing like it"

"I said like, what, do you want to fight?"

The two majors actually quarreled over such a trivial matter at this time, Wu Shuang's mouth twitched, these people couldn't be all fools, right?

"This is the new recruit I recruited"

The old man picked his nose, and another big black booger flew out. Wu Shuang quickly dodged it.

"I don't want to be a navy, I want to be a great pirate"

"Pirate asshole, you don't even have a dime of reward, so you can't be considered a pirate. From now on, you will be Xiaoya's bodyguard."

噗

Wushuang vomited three liters of blood, and he hasn't agreed yet. This old man is buying and selling by force.

"Can I say no"

"cannot"

hiss~

I don’t know why, but when I heard this scream, I felt like a woman, but it felt like a lump of thousands of years of ice, which could freeze people instantly.

"Hello, Major General Ya"

The surrounding navy men no longer dared to laugh and joke, and immediately stood up and saluted.

"Why not"

"Um"

The surrounding navy wanted to remind Wu Shuang not to speak so loudly. Major General Ya was not easy to mess with at all, and everyone would be unlucky.

Wushuang slapped her butt and angrily walked up to the height of about [-]. She had a pair of long white legs wearing shorts and looked very hot. Her upper body had a very sexy figure. As for her face

As if someone owed her 100 million, Wu Shuang took a few steps back unconsciously.

"Now that you are on the ship, you are a sailor. If you dare to leave, you are a deserter. The navy will never be soft on deserters."

"But I didn't agree."

"You are my guard, with the rank of sergeant. Go get a set of clothes. I have to see you standing in front of me neatly dressed within 10 minutes, otherwise"

The temperature in the air dropped by more than ten degrees again