Pirate's Fishing Fruit

Great fairway, Marlin Vandeau.

The sun is shining brightly and the sea and sky are blue.

Several naval warships were safely anchored at the port in the bay. Elite sailors selected from all over the world got off the ship in twos and threes to register. Following the instructions of the radio phone bug, they went to the elite special training ground of the Marine Vendor Naval Academy to gather and prepare to officially start their training. One-year training life.

Cyrano, who was sitting on the bow of a dog-headed warship, curled his lips and temporarily ignored the noisy assemble orders from the radio phone.

Are you kidding me?Is there anything more important in the world than fishing?

Anglers will never be in the air force (fake)

I don’t want to get off the ship and join the headquarters (True)

Speaking of this matter, Cyrano was as angry as an exploding boiler.

He was originally doing a good job as a corps commander at the naval base in Rogge Town. Apart from emergency tasks, he was either fishing or on the way to fishing every day. Occasionally, he helped his younger brother Kong Ming catch some unscrupulous pirates to improve his performance. , I don’t know how comfortable this magical life of paid fishing is.

As a reincarnation from Blue Star, Cyrano really has little interest in this world that is prone to chaos and chaos.

He has always appealed that the sea should not be about fighting and killing, but should be about humaneness.

For the sake of his own life, after much deliberation, Sihanouk, a descendant of a down-and-out royal family who was born in Rogge Town, decided to join the local navy and live his life.

It’s impossible not to mix.

When he was ten years old, after his alcoholic father suffered a stroke and burped, his three unscrupulous stepmothers ran away to divide all the property, and they ganged up inside and outside to deal with the weak self.

Although his bloodline originated from Cyrano, the first king of the Kingdom of Swords, and it was rumored that he was so powerful that he could rival Ryoma, the world's number one swordsman at the time, but what does this have to do with him, Cyrano?His name is Munster Cyrano, and he is not the Dragon King Cyrano. He cannot perform the drama of the return of the God of War.

In desperation, he had no choice but to leave home. Fortunately, with the help of noble people, he successfully joined the navy.

It is now the year 1490 of the Hainan calendar. The Kingdom of Swords has been dead for hundreds of years. It is said that my great-grandfather was shot to death on the spot by pirates who invaded the country, and his butt happened to be hung on the crooked tree in front of the palace. , for people to practice target.

Gee, my butt hurts just thinking about it.

Sure enough, it is better to be a navy these days. You can take care of food and housing without risking beheading... Well, there is no pension when you get old, but everyone has a share of the pension... ..

Cyrano personally thinks that the pirates in the East China Sea should be considered relatively friendly (thanks to the old pirate Garp!). Ordinary pirates basically flee when they encounter the navy. In the ten years he has been in the army, he has never seen a few tough-headed ones. There is no need to rely on the king of ships, and the closing ceremony is often ended with a sea chase where both sides end as soon as they get along.

When it comes to sea pursuits, Cyrano is still very experienced.

Keep a certain distance. When the enemy advances, we retreat. When the enemy retreats, we advance. If nothing happens, fire two shots to show your stance. If you hit, you will win the lottery.Oh, I missed, isn’t that normal?Everyone is good at painting sunset red strokes, so don’t look down on anyone else!

Colonel Cook (the new base commander) could only express his helplessness for a fritter like Cyrano who fished for three days and dried nets for two days.As the representative of the local navy in Rogge Town, Cyrano, coupled with his unclear relationship with Vice Admiral Karp of the Navy Headquarters, Colonel Cook, an outsider, can at most pour bitter water on the headquarters.

It's nothing more than bullshit issues like Cyrano not actively suppressing pirates, Cyrano secretly misappropriating public funds to build island defense facilities, and Cyrano not paying attention to him as the base commander.

As for the failure of upward feedback, Colonel Cook was used to it.

He could only think about how to fire Cyrano, a fisherman with five-star bad reviews, every day, but when it came time to put it into practice, he would never dare.

For years, everyone has known who the boss of the Rogue Town Naval Base is.As the saying goes, Sihanouk is the tough corps commander, and N is the base commander who is smooth.

In order to avoid entering the great sea route, which is full of natural disasters and rampant with monsters, Cyrano can be said to have exhausted all his methods.

To catch an ordinary pirate requires releasing a piece of the East China Sea. Is it easy for him?Didn't he just not want to be noticed by some guys at the Navy Headquarters?

What a blessing on the other side of the Grand Line!

Therefore, Cyrano can fully accept that for the past ten years, he appeared to be freeing the East China Sea, but in fact, he secretly flew in front of those pirates with millions or even tens of millions of levels to perform absolutely righteous social acts.

He is definitely not cowardly, but cautious.

Is a place like the Grand Line suitable for a disabled person like him who is only [-] meters tall?Maybe a small wave could drown him, a person with abilities that the world calls a waste of fishing fruits.

Think again.

Even if Cyrano becomes the bandit king, he will never be able to go to the Grand Line in this life.

It’s a pity that ten years of hard work was ruined in one day!

When did he actually have the illusion that he could sit back and work in Rogge Town until he retired?

Guilty!

He was stabbed in the back by his own little brother without even realizing it. He was so careless!

Cyrano has always been aware of the efforts that fool Kong Ming made to join the Navy Headquarters in the future!

Just asking you, have you ever seen Rogge Town at four in the morning?

I see this fool Kong Ming every day.

Because his body is weak, the stupid Kong Ming forces himself to get up at four o'clock every day to train along the coastline of Rogge Town, all year round, rain or shine.

Compared to himself who only does a hundred push-ups, a hundred squats, and a hundred sit-ups every day, Cyrano often feels ashamed.

However, Kong Ming's idiotic talent seems to be in the wrong direction. He can still be a dog-headed strategist, but it will be difficult for him to personally go into battle to catch pirates.

I don't know if it's because he was abused by pirates when he was a child, so now he has some kind of psychological shadow when he sees pirates, and the arrest plan prepared in advance always goes wrong.

Is this intelligent justice?

The friendly-hearted Cyrano decided to take action personally to help his idiot brother get a promotion, raise his salary, win riches, and reach the top of his life.In fact, Sihanouk just wanted Kong Ming to go to his headquarters as soon as possible and never come back again!

He really couldn't stand the idiot Kong Ming shouting things in his ears every day, such as "Everyone is responsible for eradicating violence and ensuring peace", "Enforcing justice starts with me", "A new storm has emerged, how can our navy stand still?" ", "I am a navy, I want to be the light" and other slogans.

Kong Ming actually had the nerve to say that these slogans were shouted by Sihanouk before!

It's just ridiculous.

Come to think of it, Cyrano was so charming and graceful, how could he shout such a shameful slogan back then?

Ha ha.

Isn't it just to catch some unscrupulous pirates?

do him!

He must be dealt with severely!

As the boss, I, Cyrano, must help my younger brother Kong Ming to take over this big leg of our headquarters!Otherwise, how can my ears be clean in the future?How can I still fish leisurely?

After Sihanouk's unremitting efforts (threatening the pirates to take advantage of the situation), Kong Ming was finally promoted from the third-class private (branch) to the first-class private (branch).

Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations.

As long as you work harder, you will be eligible to enroll in the Marine Fando Military Academy.

Sihanouk, who thought he would be able to sell Kong Ming to the headquarters as a wage earner soon, was instead sold out by his younger brother.

Peers meet peers, right?Your eyes are extremely red, right?

nearly a month ago.

Lieutenant General Garp, who was passing by Rogge Town when he was about to return to his headquarters after his vacation, suddenly remembered the advice of his friend He.

It turns out that I helped a little guy named Sihanouk in Rogge Town?

Let me think about it, uh-oh!I remember, it seemed that the guy from Mu Shi recommended me here...

If He hadn't mentioned it, Garp would have almost forgotten about it.

So for the first time, Garp called in the base commander, Colonel Cook, to inquire about the situation, but Cook felt miserable. How could he, a newcomer, know about the bad things you and Cyrano had done back then?

He had no choice but to suggest that Karp call Kong Ming, Cyrano's number one fan, to inquire about the situation.

"This is the senbei that has been treasured for a long time during the Warring States Period. Kong Ming, do you want to eat it?"

"..."

While Garp generously entertained Kong Ming with senbei that seemed to have been stained with his own nose, he asked in detail about the situation of Sirano, who was currently out fishing for law enforcement.

Are you dressed warmly?

Are you full?

Oh oh oh, all the miscellaneous soldiers back then have become corps commanders?Sihanouk is so capable!

Um?He actually became a devil fruit user?What fruit?Fishing for fruit?Never heard of it... You said he likes fishing and law enforcement all day long?What is fishing law enforcement?

Hahaha, fishing and enforcing justice at the same time!It seems like that guy Mu Shi still has a very vicious vision!

After gradually refreshing Lieutenant General Garp's eldest brother, Kong Ming, who claims to be the incarnation of Sirano's wisdom, saw that the time was almost up and took out the small notebooks he had collected in the safe for the past ten years. Lieutenant General Pu reflects a truly great heroic image of Sirano.

His eldest brother, Cyrano, is such an upright and selfless person!

How much workplace suppression have you silently endured in the past ten years for the sake of peace and development in Rogge Town?

Do you think Wolong Kongming is really blind?

"Lieutenant General Garp, you don't know that Brother Cyrano once even put fishing aside in order to chase pirates who entered the island without paying protection fees! That day, Brother Cyrano could have caught the first fish in his life. Fish, I can still remember what a plump elephant-nosed fish it was! Woohoo~ Brother is so stupid, really..."

Karp: "..."

"Lieutenant General Garp, the human heart is made of flesh, and the human heart is made of flesh! However, all the base commanders have secretly coveted Brother Sirano's military glory. Anyone who captures pirates with a level of more than [-] can take credit Almost all of them were stolen by these vampires one by one... How dare they? How dare they? Wow~ Brother is so stupid, really..."

Dear base commanders: Is it my fault that someone put a fishing line around my neck and forced me to be greedy?It’s so hard for me!

Five minutes later, Garp, who was dozing off frequently while eating senbei, couldn't stand the passionate words of Zhiduoxing Kong Ming. He made a sudden thought and said righteously: "Comrade Kong Ming, please don't worry! There will be no organizational problems." They will let Cyrano, a good ship, rot in the East China Sea! The Grand Route is his destination!"

"Lieutenant General Garp, is it true? Can you really promote Brother Cyrano?"

"Hahaha, of course!" Garp winked and showed his teeth and liked the JPG.

"I plan to recommend Sihanouk to participate in the first elite training camp held this year..."

"In this way, after graduation, I can be promoted to a regular general in the headquarters as a matter of course."

"Oh oh oh, that's great! Sooner or later I have to follow in the footsteps of Brother Cyrano!" Kong Ming, come on, work hardJPG.

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Kong Ming was very satisfied because he successfully sought the justice he deserved for his eldest brother Sihanouk.

Cyrano: Thank you!

Garp is also very satisfied, because he not only completed Crane's instructions but also found a good seedling for Zefa.

Cyrano: Doesn't anyone want to ask if I am satisfied or not?

Garp & Kong Ming: No, get out!

As a result, Sirano, who was fishing and enforcing the law in the waters near Rogge Town, was inexplicably tied up by Garp, who came to arrest people in person, and was tied to Marinefando a month later.

"Kong Ming, I'm going to draw a circle and curse you!"

After coming back to his senses, Cyrano put away the fishing rod that almost caught the fish - [Beach Boy], stood on the head of the giant dog and roared to the sky, the sea breeze conveying his grief and indignation.

"It's so noisy. I have to rush to the New World to perform an emergency mission later. If you don't get out and report, I will personally beat you down with the iron fist of love!"

"Kakaka, Kapp——! If it weren't for your illness..."

boom--!

I saw an afterimage like a broken kite flying quickly out of the deck, followed by a free fall and falling upside down. With a bang, it caused a cloud of dust and shocked everyone.

"Wow!"

At this moment, Kong Ming, who was far away in Rogge Town, was fishing on the shore. He looked at the hooked elephant trunk fish, showing his white teeth, and laughed heartily.At this time, he could not help but think of his elder brother who always failed to catch fish, and he couldn't help but sigh:

"Oh, this is probably life!"

"This is not okay! Kong Ming, Kong Ming, how can you be so depraved? Just catch a few fish and you are satisfied with yourself? How is this okay?"

"Brother, he is still waiting for me, a wise man, to give him advice! I must not let him down! I must join the Navy Headquarters as soon as possible!"

Cyrano: Haha, Kong Ming, I advise you to be kind!

You'd better stay in Rogge Town and let me crawl!