When the strongest man in the world of magic swaps bodies with the pirate empress

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"I really want to say: howoldareyou?"

Didn't you go to sea with Qifeng? Why are you back again?

Yamato stood on Ace's flaming boat and waved to Gojo Satoru, who had a black face on the island. She pointed to the man in front of the boat and explained: "I saw Ace when I was approaching Twin Capes. I thought I had a fight with Ace before we even had a duel with him! After the fight, we found that Qifeng’s boat had floated away somewhere!!”

At the moment when Gojo Satoru was announced as the new Four Emperors by the navy, Yamato Qifeng, who had his own plans, had to keep a distance from Gojo Satoru. Therefore, the ship of the Nine Snakes Pirates sent the two out of the windless zone and gave them to the ship. After taking the boat and basic living supplies, we separated.

"You must have lost your braid."

Qifeng's destination was the Chambord Islands in the middle of the Grand Route, and Yamato's destination was Twin Capes, the starting point of the Grand Route. The two of them were about to separate after buying supplies in a town...

Gojo Satoru remembered that Braid told him about some reservations.

Yamato's schedule is not fixed, after all, she is looking for someone who can move.

As the end point of the hurricane, Xiangbo Land is an island that will not move and is also a tourist attraction in itself. You only need to buy a ticket for a sightseeing boat or take a cargo ship to reach your destination, so the boat donated by Kuji was given to Yamato for use. Qifeng got off the boat on a certain island and walked alone.

——This is how it should be.

I don't know where Yamato was sparring with Ace... Now that Yamato was on Ace's boat, Qifeng floated away in the boat she didn't need.

"But, but! I still gained something - Ace met his brother and said Luffy was in Ala, Abbas, what the hell..."

"Arab or Pakistani?" Gojo Satoru raised an eyebrow.

"It's Alabasta." Ace said, "I guess Luffy will stay there for a while, and it's too late for Yamato to go there now."

The young man wearing a cowboy hat parked the boat at the edge of the island, jumped onto the land, turned around and said to Yamato who followed him ashore: "By the way, Yamato, I'll give you part of the life card you made for me." Luffy, but I didn’t tell him the purpose of the life card. Luffy just entered the Grand Line, so he probably doesn’t know about it. When you meet Luffy, explain it to him, otherwise my brother will be stupid , I probably won’t even take out that piece of paper and take a look at it.”

life card...

"It will be much easier if you know the direction. It will be easy to find people this way." Gojo Satoru remembered that Marco had given him a corner of the life card, and he found Moody's ship in no time.

In the new world, friends, family, and lovers will give life cards to each other. Even though Yamato has lived in the isolated country of Wano since childhood, he still knows the purpose of life cards.

Yamato: "Gojo, do you have a life card? Tear off a corner for us, and I will help you if you have difficulties in the future."

It has been several days since the news of the Pirate Empress becoming the new Yonko was released. Amazon Lily, who lost the protection of the Shichibukai title, was targeted by countless villains. Gojo Satoru has been unable to leave the island for a long time recently and has been defeating those intruders around the island. those.

Fortunately, Amazon Lily is located in the first half of the Grand Line. The incoming pirates and the probing navy are very average in strength. Launching a "Aang" in front of their ship from a distance can scare the shit out of them.

Gojo Satoru discovered a blind spot: "How did you come to this island without a life card and a permanent pointer."

Yamato looked proud: "We wanted to find a desert island to rest, but we ended up back here. What a coincidence!"

Gojo Satoru: ...Your ability to recognize directions is so poor, were you really close to Gemini Cape before?

Ace also discovered a blind spot here.

Gojo=Pirate Empress=Boa Hancock

Ace: ...Huh?

The young man took off his hat and shook his head.

On his father's ship, didn't Gojo say that the Pirate Queen was her sister?

If you have questions, ask them!

"Um, Gojo, you——"

Seeing Ace's confused and strange expression, Gojo Satoru immediately guessed that Ultraman-kun wanted to settle the score with Akira! No, how could the wise and powerful Lord Gojo Satoru show his weakness! !

Yes, Gojo Satoru thinks he can lie, but as long as the secret is not revealed.

Gojo Satoru set up the tools placed aside and turned on the wild bbq mode in one second.

He has not stayed in the emperor's palace these days.

It would be better to say that except for the first day when he woke up, he had never slept in the emperor's palace.

With the help of hands and feet, the maid made him a camping tent and a warm sleeping bag. You don’t need to pay so much attention to cooking utensils, as long as you can light a fire and put the pot on to cook things.

If that doesn't work, you can also change your disguise and teleport to the Capital of Seven Waters and the City of Spring Queen to buy take-out food and come back to eat.

Anyway, Gojo Satoru's current situation is to observe the sea area before going. If there are no outsiders within a fifty-mile radius, and on the premise of confirming the destination, he can go to the Grand Line or the Four Seas for a day and a half.

Gojo Satoru moved quickly, the green smoke of the burning charcoal rose, the meat slices on the wire mesh were sizzling with oil, sprinkled with spices, and a camping dinner was completed.

"——I said before that your sister is..." Ace's questions continued.

"This is beef tongue with cheese, it's delicious!" Gojo Satoru interrupted him.

Change the subject! Come and have barbecue! !

Yamato was the first to cheer: "Wow! It's beef tongue... beef tongue?"

Gojo Satoru pointed at the ingredients covered by banana leaves: "It's a sea beast that looks like a cow."

This sea beast just happened to surface to breathe or hunt for food. In short, after being seen by Gojo Satoru, it could only be reduced to food.

Gojo Satoru would definitely not be able to handle tons of meat on his own. He originally planned to send it to the city to give his cheap sister extra food...but since Ace and Yamato drifted here inexplicably, it was their dinner.

Ace was attracted to the meat as Gojo Satoru expected. While chewing the meat, he walked to the banana leaf and cut the beef with the dagger he carried.

One piece of meat is definitely not enough for the three of them.

"So, what will you do next?"

Yamato also joined Ace in cutting the meat. She broke off a leg of beef and said, "Go to Alabasta!"

Ace said it clearly in one sentence: "I am chasing a man who calls himself Blackbeard. He has violated the iron law that cannot be broken on our ship."

"oh oh."

Even though he was "promoted" to the Four Emperors and was on the same level as Whitebeard, Gojo Satoru was still not interested in other people's housework. He casually responded and forgot about the matter.

rustling-

There was a sound like the rustling of forest leaves.

Ace increased the firepower output, grilled the beef leg, and looked in the direction of the sound: "What's wrong?"

Yamato unfolded his knowledge: "It's people...at least five people, coming over."

"Enemy?"

"No, this is Gojo's country."

Yamato liked the concept of respecting the strong in this country very much, and the citizens respected the emperor from the bottom of their hearts (Five Articles) and acted freely. When she and Qifeng were temporarily staying at Amazon Lily, she fought in the ring several times.

The young girls train every day, and the middle-aged and old women guide the next generation. The martial arts and strong culture of the Nine Snakes fit well with Yamato. The only thing he didn't feel comfortable with was that there were only women in this country, which made Yamato, a "man", feel a little uncomfortable.

Yamato didn't feel nervous at all: "Maybe it will be the guy I fought with."

Gojo Satoru, who took out the hidden dessert and was eating alone, looked at Ace, who relaxed after hearing Yamato's words: "..."

"...Ace."

"what?"

"Are you a man?"

"Huh?! Isn't this natural?" Ace was confused.

Gojo Satoru: "..."

Gojo Satoru: "Ace-kun, you turn into an elemental and hide in the bonfire! Don't show up in front of them!! Now, now!!!"

This group of citizens’ passionate admiration for Boya Hancock has reached the point of being ridiculous. If they see their emperor with a strange man——

Besides, the most important thing here, Amazon Lily is the legendary Daughter Island! Men have never been allowed to set foot! !

He and Yamato put on a female shell, but Ace is a real man!

Gojo Satoru has no time to delve into biology to explore why this is Daughter Island, and he also knows that abusing his power will make the situation worse. In short, just let Ace disappear in a practical sense!

"Hey? Why?"

Gojo Satoru was so playful that he deliberately scared him: "This island is Girls' Island, and the boys who go to the island will be punished by digging for golden eggs and then throwing them into the sea!"

"!!!" Ace's face suddenly turned pale.

blah blah-

The sound of footsteps is approaching.

"There's smoke and light there. Is anyone making a fire?"

"These are extraordinary times. Patrol missions are very important. No situation should be underestimated!"

"Are you another intruder trying to harm Lady Snake? It's unforgivable!!"

Gojo Satoru did not sink all the ships that invaded the waters of Amazon Lily. He appropriately spared some people to train the girls on the island.

...It feels like leading students on a mission back then.

But this incident was a mistake.

Gojo Satoru sat on a stone of moderate height and continued to eat the dessert he had packed from the Queen of Spring City in the afternoon.

"Don't move - Huh? Lady Snake Lady?!"

The warriors who had drawn their bows and arrows saw a familiar figure and quickly knelt down to apologize.

——They almost pointed the arrow at the emperor, this is disrespectful!

Gojo Satoru waved his hand nonchalantly: "Okay, it's okay here. I'm watching this area. There's no need to come here for tonight's patrol."

"Yes! We got it!"

As expected, Lord Snake Princess was very tolerant and did not impose any punishment for such an offense...

"Well, Lady Snake." One of the younger Protector of the Country pointed at an animal drooling at the cow's leg on the bonfire and asked, "Is this your new pet?"

"?"

Gojo Satoru looked in the direction of the girl's finger.

A white canine animal with a leash was wagging its tail, its eyes glowing green as it stared at the beef leg that Ace was grilling.

Gojo Satoru: "..."

Gojo Satoru: "That's just a wild... wild animal in the jungle, don't worry about it."

"Yes."

The Protector soldiers looked at each other, and a more senior soldier bowed and said, "Then let's take our leave first, Lord Snake Princess."

"Mmmm, bye~"

"..." Lady She Ji, things are really different.

"have they gone?"

A freckled face emerged from the orange-red flames of roasted beef shank.

Yamato, who transformed into the form of a white wolf, pricked up one of his ears: "Gone, but not far yet."

Ace, who was so shocked by Goudan's words that his flames were trembling, said tremblingly: "Then I'll wait a little longer..."

Gojo Satoru: "...Forget it Ace, what's wrong with you Yamato?"

White Wolf was so excited that the hair on his body exploded: "Isn't it Gojo that the man you said you found would--"

"You are not a man! Let's not discuss the man inside. Didn't you go in and live a swaggering life before?"

Yamato's key mistake: "That's right, even if I get caught, I won't scream!"

Gojo Satoru stuffed the half-cooked beef into Yamato's mouth: "I can't even stop your mouth."

Ace in flame form: "...No, it's blocked to the naked eye."

"Calcifer, turn up the heat." Gojo Satoru used a technique to suck in another beef leg and roast it from scratch.

Ace merged with the bonfire and expanded in a circle, covering the entire cow leg, and then he reacted: "Calcifer?"

"Yes, you are Lord Calcifer, the fire demon who signed a contract with Howl. You are in charge of Howl's heart and can also move Howl's castle."

"...who is that?"

……

After making sure that all the soldiers were gone, Ace transformed back into his human form, picked up the roasted leg of beef and gnawed on it, murmuring fearfully: "The women here are too scary..."

Yamato still maintains the form of a white wolf, eating meat in a wild manner.

Gojo Satoru acted as a noble young master (emperor) and cut the beef tenderloin into thin slices, one piece of meat per chopstick.

When taking the last bite, Yamato changed back with the bone in his mouth: "It's a pity that there is no wine."

Ace agreed: "I'm a little thirsty after eating too much barbecue. Do you have anything to drink, Gojo?"

Gojo Satoru raised his hand towards the coast: "There are coconuts over there, and there are many fruits in the jungle."

Ace touched his belly and turned his attention to the sea beast that still had half of it left: "Well, let's eat enough first, and then we can pick fruits later."

Yamato spat out the bones in his mouth and asked, "Gojo, where is that starfish that always follows you?"

Gojo Satoru: "Ah, I think I forgot something?"

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Back in time half a month ago, Gojo Satoru and Yamato Qifeng left the Red at night.

Early the next morning, the sailing red-haired pirates formed a circle on the deck.

"Tell me when you got on our ship!"

"What's the purpose? Otherwise, I'll put you in the oil pan, you bastard!"

"...Can it answer? Speaking of which, can starfish talk?"

A starfish is really not very conspicuous, and at the beginning of the banquet last night, Beckman pulled Papago to a corner to talk to him, so it can be said that almost no one in the red-haired pirate group has seen him.

The half-meter-tall starfish with a bounty of only 50 beli looked up at a group of pirates with fierce looks on their faces, trembling.

what happened? Has this uncle been abducted? Where is the girl? Speaking of yesterday...ah, I'm so dizzy, I can't remember tat

Beckman came after hearing the news:...

This is Gojo's pet, why is it missing?

……

Ace didn't stay long and was ready to leave after finishing the dinner.

Only the skeleton of the nearly ten-meter-long sea beast was left, and all the flesh had been chewed away.

Gojo Satoru looked at Ace, who was wearing a cowboy hat, and joked: "You avoid women like snakes and scorpions, Ultraman-kun is still young~"

Ace didn't understand: "Snake? What's wrong with this thing?"

When he was a child, he might have been worried about whether the gadgets in the mountains were poisonous, but after going to sea and eating the Shao Shao fruit, he was not afraid of snakes and scorpions at all.

When he was in the desert of Alabasta, he grilled a scorpion...or a crab, which one? …Anyway, the meat is quite delicious.

The young man in the cowboy hat shook his wrist and finally vaguely understood what Gojo Satoru meant. Ace showed the record pointer in his hand: "You have to leave before the record is filled, otherwise you will have to take a long detour again."

He untied the rope tied to the head of the vehicle and jumped into the boat.

"Oh, be careful on the road." Gojo Satoru showed no regrets about the separation and said his farewell words in a calm tone.

"This is for you, Gojo." Yamato handed over a piece of paper.

After Gojo Satoru took it with a puzzled expression, she tore off a corner.

"This is the life card I made for you. See you again if we are destined."

"It's amazing. When did you do it?" Gojo Satoru trembled, listening to the rustling sound of paper, and felt an inexplicable feeling.

The product of "Compass·Character Version", on this planet without mobile phones, you can only use life cards... No.

"Gojo's life card? Let me get one too!" Ace, who was standing still on the boat, jumped back to the shore and pulled a corner of it with a smile.

"...You just think tearing paper is fun."

“Tearing paper is really fun and relieves stress.”

Ace took out a small bag from his pocket, which contained many small pieces of paper. These are his partner's life cards.

"Can you tell the difference between so many?"

Ace took out the brim of his cowboy hat again and took out a short pen: "So it needs to be recorded. If you write the name of the owner of the life card, it will be clear at a glance!"

"Gojo, how do you write your name?" The pronunciation of Wano Country was very special, and Ace couldn't write at the moment.

"I'll do it." Gojo Satoru wrote his name crookedly in new characters.

"Your handwriting is terrible." Ace said bluntly.

"Don't be wordy." After the name, Gojo Satoru wrote another series of numbers.

Yamato immediately understood: "What's the phone bug number?"

"Yes, if you need anything, call me and I will come to rescue you as appropriate."

Yamato patted Gojo Satoru on the back: "What 'discretion'! At this time, you should say very grandly: 'Swords, mountains, fire and sea will come to save you, myfri