When the strongest man in the world of magic swaps bodies with the pirate empress

"Buru buru buru, bulu buru bulu-"

Ok?Phone bug?

Gojo Satoru let go of Yamato's shoulders and took out a small snail with a pink shell and purple polka dots from his pocket: "Moxi Moxi?"

"Hey little girl! Where have you gone! Do you know what time it is now!!" Sunglasses appeared on Xiaowo's eyes and a red bow tie was tied around her neck.

The Telephone Bug cosplay looks like Papago.

No matter how many times I see it, I still feel that the snail's ability to imitate human faces is amazing.

Ah no, it's not a human face, it's a starfish face.

Two black lines were drawn on Gojo Satoru's head: "Are you my mother..."

What the hell is this kind of tone of checking the police station if you don’t go home at night?

"Yamato, do you know what time it is?"

Yamato looked up at the starry night sky.

"do not know."

Gojo Satoru deliberately moved the receiver away to prevent Papago from finding out that he had asked for outside help: "Marco, do you know?"

The passing Phoenix folded up the Pirate Queen's bounty with one hand and replied casually: "It must be past 12 o'clock."

"Report: 12 o'clock."

"You know it's 12 o'clock! Where are you now? Don't go to a ghost place like the Forest of Temptation again!"

Forest of Temptation?

This familiar place name made Marco pause before he was ready to leave.

"I'm... I'll scare you to death if I say it - guess what, Patrick?"

"...MaryJoa?"

"I'm not a national worker." On the way from the Spring Queen City to the New World, Moody's ship stopped at the Chambord Islands. The few days he stayed at the Chambord Islands gave Gojo Satoru a better understanding of the "center of the world." Got a rough idea.

——A bunch of rotten oranges that are so bad that they stink.

"...We're not on Cake Island again, right? The Queen's castle?"

"Hey, don't guess, I'll tell you directly: listen up, Patrick! I'm on the Whitening Zhenzhen now!"

Marco: "..."

A question mark hung on the head of the little cochlear: "What's the Zhenzhen number?"

Yamato interrupted: "It's Xiaobai Jihao!"

"Huh?" There was one more question mark.

"Five pineapples! Five pineapples! We have been looking for you for a long time!"

The thud of heels contacting the ground came from the ship's deck. The small humans lined up in a line finally found the target and stopped together.

The little humans move fast and have good physical strength, making them very suitable "waiters" for serving food. After rushing into the kitchen to entertain Gojo Satoru, a group of small humans were busy in the kitchen and were dizzy. It was not until the banquet was coming to an end and the kitchen work was over that they had time to look for Gojo pineapples again.

Leo, the leader, held a bowl about the same size as himself: "This is the fruit porridge mentioned before! Try it, five pineapples!"

Another little human saw the team leader standing on the side of the ship and asked enthusiastically: "Do you want to eat Marco's pineapple? If you want to eat, I can serve it to you!"

"And this guest lady, would you like to eat fruit porridge?"

Marco waved his hand and declined: "No, thank you."

The new dish name is food that I have never eaten before.

Yamato said curiously: "Fruit porridge, it sounds like a dessert."

Just now, I was going to go into the cabin with Gojo to have snacks, but the oden attracted all my attention and I didn't even get a bite of the snacks.

After touching her belly, Yamato thought she still had room to spare, so she said politely: "I'll excuse you, I want a piece of fruit porridge." After saying that, she looked at Gojo Satoru's small bowl and added: "I want it. Big portion!”

"Understood!" The villain who answered saluted and seriously treated serving porridge as a job.

Papagu on the other side of the phone was silent for a long time: "Are you going to Greenbit again?"

Greenbit, the residence of the little humans, was the place where Papago last witnessed Gojo Satoru, who was drunk for the second time, playing "Meteor".

Apparently, Papagu heard the conversation between the little human and Gojo Satoru.

"No, I was told that I was on the Whitening Zhenzhen."

"It's the Moby Dick." Marco couldn't help correcting it.

Gojo Satoru scooped a spoonful of fruit porridge and stuffed it into his mouth. The sweet and slightly cool taste is very suitable for relieving fatigue after eating big fish and meat. He sipped the smooth porridge and watched with satisfaction as Papagu's chin stretched to an incredible length.

"Mobidi...that's not Whitebeard, Whitebeard..."

"Yes, that's the boat with the white beard!" Gojo Satoru showed off with a mentality of "I left home for a walk and climbed to the top of Mount Fuji."

"...!!!"

There was silence on the other side for half a minute. The sleepy little snail had a snot bubble, and then the snot bubble burst with a "pop", seamlessly connected to Papagu's thunderous roar: "You idiot!! Whitebeard's ship You can go wherever you want! Be careful, your life is really gone - come back now, come back right away, come back right now! Do you understand me!!?"

"Well, Gudong, I'll be back after I finish drinking this bowl of porridge."

"Five pineapples, do you want another bowl?"

"No need, I'm already full." Gojo Satoru's recent life can be summed up in three words, which is "eat eat eat". He hadn't been hungry for a long time, and he had almost forgotten what it felt like to be hungry.

"...Is it Leo and the others? Why are the little humans on Whitebeard's ship?"

"Uh..." After being asked by Papagu, Gojo Satoru realized that he seemed to have never asked the little human race this question.

At that time, the little human race showed up in a hurry, said hello and even cried. While crying, he said that he would make fruit porridge for him, and then they all went to the kitchen, and no one stayed to explain.

Just when the leading tawny-haired guy wanted to raise his hand to answer, Marco interrupted him: "This can't be said out loud."

Whether it's dad's physical condition or the surrender of the little humans, for the Whitebeard Pirates, it's all information that needs to be concealed for the time being.

Thinking of the agreement he made with the Whitebeard Pirates, Leo quickly covered his mouth tightly, and a muffled voice came from under his palm: "I'm sorry Gojo Pineapple, this is a secret."

Gojo Satoru didn't care that much, he just followed Papagu's doubts and asked casually.

"Don't go into too much detail, Patrick. They are voluntary. It's different from Gold the Fang's time."

Marco: How Gordian? Is this a mistake in remembering the name and then mixing up the two names?

"I-I know."

The voice just now was indeed a phoenix!

Why is this little girl next to a phoenix again? !

Let’s skip this topic.

However, Papagu formed a formula in his mind uncontrollably.

Phoenix + little humans + banquet...

He suddenly had a very bad suspicion: "Girl! You didn't drink tonight!"

"No." Gojo Satoru answered very firmly.

Papagu on the other end of the phone breathed a sigh of relief.

Wait a minute...

In the middle of the night, a man and a woman alone, a girl and a phoenix...

"Are you coming back?" Papagu was afraid that he would reveal something that "he shouldn't know", so he skipped the reason and asked directly about the result.

"Of course, come back now."

Gojo Satoru finished the fruit porridge, handed the bowl to the little human, and hung up Papagu's phone with a "kaka" sound.

"Yamato, do you want to come with me?"

"Hey?"

"This place is full of stinky men. There are bunk beds for multiple people. If you stay here, it will be inconvenient in every sense."

Yamato crossed his arms and said, "Really? I can live on the deck, in the warehouse, in the kitchen...all of them."

When she was on Onigashima, she stayed in all kinds of dirty and messy places, and Yamato was not picky about the environment.

"Moby-Dick isn't so shabby yet."

"Come on, sir, that white-bearded old man will definitely not leave Yamato behind. I still have this look." Gojo Satoru waved to Yamato, and after Yamato approached, he grabbed the thick rope around her waist.

"Yamato, come with me. It will be best for both parties."

Marco did not deny Gojo Satoru's accusation, but he still looked lazy and said, "Oh, that's it."

"Wait a minute, what's your opinion? Although I have nowhere to go, I can still go with Wu Jiao..."

"Okay, since you agree, let's go." Gojo Satoru sensed the magic mark in the distance and made the teleportation formula in his mind.

Yamato was lifted into the air by Gojo Satoru, and he subconsciously moved his legs: "No matter how many times I try, it's an amazing feeling."

The little humans jumped on the side of the boat one after another, waving their little hands: "Goodbye! Five pineapples!!"

"Oh! Bye!"

"By the way, I haven't said goodbye to Ace yet." Yamato suddenly remembered the important person who took her away from the ghost island. She rolled her hand ring into a trumpet and shouted towards the bow: "Hey-Ai"

biu——

Gojo Satoru carried Yamato and left.

Marco:…

Hey, he is such a fast-moving guy who can never figure things out.

Ace, who was still telling his brother's story at the bow of the boat, straightened his back and looked around: "It seems like someone is calling me?"

……

Totland, Soft Island, Pineapple House.

"How about this, this is my place!" Putting his fingers together, Gojo Satoru stretched out his arms and showed Yamato his house of the same style as SpongeBob SquarePants.

Yamato's mouth opened into an O shape, and he clapped his hands: "It's really amazing."

The prototype of the Pineapple House is the nearly 20-meter-tall Imperial Dia Pineapple, with a foundation and shell decoration underneath. The Pineapple House is simply divided into three floors, each of which is more than five meters high.

For this house, only the pineapple shell was provided by himself, and the design was all done by Papagu.

The first floor is a place for entertaining guests - since there will be no guests, it becomes half of Gojo Satoru's entertainment venue - the second floor is Gojo Satoru's room, and the third floor is Papago's room.

Papagu knows how to enjoy life very much and does not feel uncomfortable at all because of his height of 50 centimeters. For example, his bed is three meters by two meters.

Same goes for guest rooms.

Gojo Satoru thought about the scene in the guest room that he casually glanced at at that time. Hmm... that bed was just right for Yamato's height.

"Girl, when you come back, hurry into the house." There was a hole at the top of the pineapple house, and Papagu stuck his head out of the window and said condescendingly.

"Hey! Long time no see Papagu. Are you back to collect information?"

"It's been a long time since I saw a ghost! We just met this morning!"

"Really?" Gojo Satoru went over what happened in the morning without paying much attention. "Ah, by the way, the samurai Yamato-kun who came to stay at home has been living here during this time."

"Huh? Huh?" Papagu pushed up the sunglasses he had been wearing most of the night. In the end, he couldn't see clearly, so he took off his cool sunglasses.

"...!! Is he your friend?" Papagu's voice became weird.

"What's the matter with that happy expression of "My daughter finally brought her friends home to play"! "

……

"Yamato, just live here and use whatever you want. As for clothes... you can't fit into my clothes, so go buy some tomorrow."

I couldn't see it clearly when I was on the third floor before, but now the distance is closer... Papagu stood on Gojo Satoru's shoulder and gently tapped his cheek: "Girl, what's that, that mace!"

Are you carrying such a dangerous weapon with you?

The girl said she was on Whitebeard's Moby-Dick just now. Could this be Whitebeard's crew?

Wouldn’t that be super bad! This is the kingdom of bigmom!

Even if Papagu is a big star of the Deep Sea Sect, he still understands the basic knowledge that the four emperors should not get close to each other.

"Don't worry, Yamato is not Whitebeard's crew."

"Huh, that's good. What if the two Yonko fight after the mace's identity is discovered here..." And the culprit is the girl who brought the mace to Totland!

Papagu's "calling people by nicknames" started again. Yamato lost his name here and became a "mace".

Yamato also proved Gojo Satoru's words: "I am not one of Kohakuji's crew members. Hello, weird five carrots, my name is Yamato."

Papagu was stunned: "Five carrots?"

Gojo Satoru looked at the starfish with round limbs and head, and nodded: "Indeed, you are more like a patchwork of five carrots than a starfish."

Papa was petrified: "Piece together, body...?"

"By the way, just in case, let me tell you, Yamato's father is Kaido, who is also the Yonko."

Papagu cracked: "..."

Papagu worked hard to repair his body.

How long has it been since you and I left Fish-Man Island? Red hair, phoenix, pigtails, mace... He, a starfish, actually met all the Yonko or those related to the Yonko? !

"Let me show you something interesting again, Patrick Star." Gojo Satoru raised a malicious smile and took out the reward order from Bai Tuanshun.

Oh my, this reward order is full of twists and turns. I wonder what kind of expression Patrick will show.

"Starfish" Pai Daxing has a bounty of 50 Baileys!

A Q-version starfish that looks very similar to Papago is printed on the photo of the reward!

Papagu: "!!!"

Yamato saw this bounty order for the first time: "Wow, that's great. I don't even have a bounty order..." Yamato, whose life goal is to be a free pirate, is extremely envious of Papagu's bounty order.

"Maybe it's because I took the initiative to board the warship before." Gojo Satoru added fuel to the fire.

Papagu suddenly dried up and turned into dried starfish: "..."

Oh, let him just disappear.