When the strongest man in the world of magic swaps bodies with the pirate empress

The phone bug is a type of insect that grows in nature. It is a creature that uses special radio waves to communicate with its kind. It looks like a snail and is herbivorous...

Phone bugs are uncommon. Especially in the Sihai region, many residents of villages or poor countries have never seen telephone bugs. There are many types of phone bugs... too many to introduce one by one. This is not a research paper or explanatory text about phone bugs. Anyway, there is only one point:

Gojo Satoru fell in love with the phone bug in Marco's hand!

The owner of the phone bug often dresses up the phone bug - wearing a hat, wig, sunglasses, coat and other accessories, tattoos, holding a cigar, dyeing shells... to put the owner's characteristics on the phone bug.

He did dress up the landline phone bug in Marco's room, but this casual personal phone bug was not so particular. What he bought is what it is now.

——Although the pink shell and purple polka dots are not suitable for a pirate man.

This is not a one-way phone bug that only designated people can call. As long as they know his number, anyone can call him. Therefore, Marco doesn't know who is on the other side until he gets through.

"Hey?"

The moment the phone was answered, the dedicated phone bug imitated the image of the dialer - a crescent beard grew on its face, which stunned Gojo Satoru who saw the phone bug for the first time.

It seems that Xiaowo also has very good deformation ability?

Well, want it even more.

The phone bug let out a strange laugh: "Gu la la la, it's me, Marco."

Gojo Satoru clicked his tongue. The little snail's cry was "cat~cat~". Why can this cooing cat still speak human language?

That's right, in Gojo Satoru's eyes, what Marco was holding was a snail that screamed, and he didn't think about the snail in the direction of the phone at all.

At this time, Papagu, who had been silent all this time, reacted. Seeing that Gojo Satoru's eyes were staring at something he shouldn't be looking at, he waved his tentacle to the back of Gojo Satoru's head! Starfish's strength is not great, but it is enough to get Gojo Satoru's attention.

"Pretty girl, stop looking, stop looking, what's so good about someone answering the phone!"

"……Telephone?"

Is this little snail... on the phone?

The articulation is so clear!

According to Gojo Satoru's conclusion of playing Spongebob Squarepants for ten times in his free time, he remembered that Xiaowo's IQ was higher than all the sea creatures in Bikini Beach, that he was a philosopher, and that his life experience was not simple - Xiaowo had direct royal blood, and even became a member of the royal family. The king.

Speaking of which, he had never seen a telephone network in this world.

With Papagu's advice ringing in his ears, Gojo Satoru looked more seriously.

After hearing Marco call "Dad" to Xiaoshu, Gojo Satoru's curiosity reached its peak.

It's amazing that there are fish-men in this world. It is said that there are also a bunch of races including giants, small humans, etc... But! Gojo Satoru has never heard that snails can give birth to humans!

Gojo Satoru's "bulingbuling~" look not only made the phone bug feel uncomfortable, but also caused the fruit shop owner to cook lobster, and Papagu's back to sweat, and it also made...Marco notice it.

He raised his eyes and glanced at Miss Gojo.

This pair of eyes looks like stars...

Let him think about it, it's very similar to when his friends salvaged sunken treasure.

The question is, does he have anything valuable on him?

Marco was traveling lightly this time. He didn't have much money in his pocket, and he didn't have a weapon that could be sold.

The most valuable thing should be his head.

Miss Gojo is targeting his head?

impossible.

If Miss Gojo had this intention, she could just drown him in the sea. Why bother thinking about it now?

...So why did Miss Gojo's eyes suddenly look so eager?

Marco thought so and asked aloud.

"What are you looking at?"

The white beard on the other end of the phone: "...?"

Gojo Satoru said without thinking: "Look at Xiaoshou." Look at your dad.

Marco on the other end of the phone: "?"

Marco felt Shanks' doubts not long ago.

Gojo Satoru and Marco were picking pineapples side by side just now. The distance between the two was quite close. Of course, his voice was also picked up by the phone bug and transmitted to Whitebeard on the Moby Dick.

Hearing the voice of a woman on his son's side, Whitebeard didn't take it seriously at first. After all, according to the route, Marco should be at the New Red Islands chasing Teabeard by now. The passers-by around him were also... and so... uh.

Thinking about Marco's temperament, although he looks lazy, he is very serious about business.

Going to defeat the provocateur this time is a very important mission for the Whitebeard Pirates.

Marco quickly realized his gaffe.

He could guess what his father wanted to ask - after all, his father was not the type to talk on the phone to reminisce.

However, since the call was "business", he couldn't help but talk to Miss Gojo.

"Sorry dad, on my side..." Marco quickly adjusted himself and began to report his situation to his dad: "I plan to intercept Teabeard on Fish-Man Island, and I have already said hello to the guards. "

"Really, don't cause trouble to others."

Marco had his own decision. Since he gave up the ambush on the New Red Islands, he must have his reasons.

Such a common conversation made Gojo Satoru feel like seeing things and thinking about emotions.

——Speaking of which, Xiaowo and Pai Daxing are cousins.

Gojo Satoru moved his eyes to where Papagu was.

Papagu: "..."

Finally got the pretty chick to look away!

——Speaking of which, Xiaowo once called Spongebob "Dad" when speaking in human language.

So Gojo Satoru tilted his toes, turned sideways, and looked towards the coral bush at the entrance of the commercial street.

Could that yellow sponge be Xiaowei's father?

……Well.

The closing words of "That's it for now, goodbye, dad" came to my ears.

Gojo Satoru continued to spin in a clockwise direction, and finally turned around once more, and set his sights on Marco again.

Papagu: "..." Stop looking at him! !

Gojo Satoru: Spongebob, maybe Marco’s grandfather?

But compared to the purely fictional character relationship in Bikini Beach, the "father and son" in front of him were more shocking.

After thinking about it, Gojo Satoru murmured:

"How did a snail give birth to a human being? And it was a human with a pineapple head..."

Snails can give birth to humans, so there’s no reason why plants can’t, right?

"Is it possible that Marco's mother is a sea pineapple?"

Gojo Satoru picked up the big pineapple that was going to be used as a nest for Spongebob, and held it at the same height as Marco's head.

Well, it really does look like it.

Gojo Satoru agreed with Ishiri's description of "sea pineapple head".

It's more similar to the banana peel head he compared.

While Gojo Satoru was letting his imagination run wild, the scene in the fruit shop was so quiet that the only sound was the bubbles swimming in the outer street.

Papagu: "..."

Marco: "..."

Boss A: "..."

Papagu was the first to blow up his hair (although I don’t know if Haixing has hair). He slapped Gojo Satoru in the face... Haixing paused and slapped Gojo Satoru on the shoulder instead.

"Pretty girl! Don't talk nonsense just because your face is beautiful! You don't even know how you died if you angered Whitebeard!!"

Although the Whitebeard Pirates protected Fish-Man Island, Fish-Man Island has been persecuted by human traffickers and human pirates, and the residents have stayed away from big pirates like Whitebeard in fear.

"I see. Is this snail called Whitebeard? It's so vivid... But why does the snail grow a beard?"

"You said snails can give birth to babies!"

"Yes, snails can give birth to babies, so it's not surprising that they have beards."

Marco: "...Although I have roughly guessed what you are thinking, you... Gojou, your thoughts are all about Rafdru."

"laughtale?"

A funny story?

When Gojo Satoru first learned about this world, he might have heard the word Ravdru, but it was only a passing glance, and he would not remember it deeply - just like modern people do not remember the end of Magellan.

Well, of course that wouldn't be the case with Gojo Satoru's memory. It's just that his brain circuit that was born on Earth directly translated the word "laughtale" into Japanese, without connecting it to the final island of Ravdru.

"What you said is quite interesting." Gojo Satoru's roller coaster of thoughts came to an end. He became serious and pointed at Marco's phone bug, "Is this some kind of... communication device? It's the first time I've seen it."

"Phone bug?" Marco shook the snail in his hand.

"So it's called 'telephone bug', but I think 'little snail' sounds better."

Marco: "??"

"This means - I am a starfish, and my name is Papago. As for a communication tool, its scientific name is the telephone bug. No one would give a name to the telephone bug!"

As expected of Papago, who had chatted with Gojo Satoru before and took the initiative to invite him. It quickly understood what Gojo Satoru meant.

"Is that so..."

Gojo Satoru wrote "want" on his left eye and "want" on his right eye. He took a step toward Marco: "Marco, you phone bug, do you want to sell it?"

Marco: "???"

So you're attracted to his phone bug?

"You want phone bugs? Fishman Island sells them."

"I want this one of yours." It looks so much like a snail, so small and exquisite. A big pineapple is perfect for living with Spongebob!

"...I can only use it."

"I just want this one of yours."

Try it again... If you really can’t afford it, buy one and cosplay it into a snail!

Papagu's Starfish Fist started again: "What are you talking about, little girl! Didn't you hear what I said?! Be careful not to leave a complete corpse!"

Gojo Satoru: "I'm just asking."

It's not like he's trying to rob him, he's a legal citizen!

Marco was in a bit of a tangle.

This thing, it's important to say it's important. After all, it's the phone bug within the pirate group, and it can communicate directly with Whitebeard. If this phone bug is used as the center to capture its radio waves with eavesdropping phone bugs, their intelligence will be Give way.

But the risks at sea are very high. When the big and powerful pirates fight, all their belongings will be scrapped.

Phone bugs are also one of the items that are frequently replaced.

Marco only needs to use another phone bug to call back to the Whitebeard Pirates to prove his identity and ask the intelligence force to intercept the old phone bug's radio waves, and the old phone bug can be successfully expelled from the Whitebeard Pirates.

So it was just a phone call away. There is no need to hide the reason, let alone lie and say "the phone was damaged by bugs while fighting Teabeard", just say "I gave it to someone else".

Just as it happened, Miss Gojo delivered him safely to Fish-Man Island. This can be regarded as a kind of...reward.

"………also."

Marco agreed, "But I can't give it to you now, I have to buy a replacement phone bug."

Such a good thing, Gojo Satoru responded generously.

"Thank you then."

Marco asked the fruit shop owner for a piece of paper, wrote down the phone number that "still belongs to him" and handed it to Gojo Satoru: "You call me tomorrow and I will tell you the delivery location."

The last four words have a very bad-mouthed vibe to pirates, and those who didn’t know it might have thought they were involved in some kind of weapons and drug trade.

"I don't have a phone...worm."

Marco believed that Gojo Satoru really didn't know about the phone bug. He explained: "There is a public phone bug stand on the street. You can find it just by asking."

……

Gojo Satoru carried the sea pineapple and said goodbye to Marco three times, and then went to Papagu's house to eat open-air barbecue.

After returning to his home and stuffing himself with several pieces of sea animal meat, Papagu recovered from the meeting with the big pirate, but!

Haixing's gossip radar went up: "What's your relationship with the captain of the Whitebeard Squadron? He didn't actually treat you -" Papagu made a gesture of wiping his neck.

"What, this messy nickname?"

"Then let me put it another way: What is your relationship with Phoenix? You actually came back alive -" And the other party also gave away a phone bug that can contact Whitebeard!

Gojo Satoru didn't care that he had anything to do with the man. He waved his hand and said, "We just met by chance."

"Forget it, just don't say it if you don't want to." Papagu opened a bottle of drink and poured a glass for Gojo Satoru.

Gojo Satoru happened to be eating some barbecue and it was a little hot, so he took it and drank it in one gulp.

"..." The pungent stimulation spread from his throat to his nose to his forehead, and Gojo Satoru couldn't help but shiver.

"…………What's this!!"

Papagu chewed meat in his mouth and slurred: "Wine."

……

Late at night, Fishman Street.

Papagu hung on Gojo Satoru's back with tears in his eyes: "Little girl, little girl, let's go back! Fishman Street is very dangerous!"

He was wrong, he shouldn't have given the pretty girl alcohol! Who knew there could be such a drunken human being? !

This can be regarded as the lawless zone of Fish-Man Island. The gangsters gather here and no residents are willing to take the initiative to get close to it. At night, drunken gangsters hug each other and utter dirty words. They are the "evil" side of Fish-Man Island, and without exception they are deeply hostile to humans.

After drinking a glass of wine, the pretty girl actually had the attitude of "I am the only one in the world" and swaggered into the illegal zone.

"Woo, little girl, let's go back quickly..."

Gojo Satoru ignored it.

He stretched out his hand and caught a drunkard passing by - the first swordsman of Fish-Man Island.

The drunkard is an octopus fish-man. In addition to the upper body of a human, the lower body has the tentacles and legs of an octopus.

Gojo Satoru's face was flushed, his eyes were blurry, and neither of them knew who was more drunk.

Gojo Satoru: "Squidward, let's go catch jellyfish!"

Leozo was so drunk that he had double images of people. It was this double image that made him think of Gojo Satoru as a murloc (fellow compatriot) with several legs.

Therefore, his attitude was quite friendly: "Jellyfish, well, the food and drinks are still barely edible."

So they reached a consensus and headed towards the Sea Forest:

Catch jellyfish.

Papagu:...Ahhh! I don't care about you! !

……

"Say it again!" Yudu had just finished dealing with Liang Miansu Nuo's seal, and when he returned to the palace, he found that His Majesty was missing.

The Gojo family servants who stayed in the palace hung their heads and did not dare to answer.

"Tell me! Where has your majesty gone?"

The servants dare not disobey Yudu's orders. But if His Majesty wants to leave, they can't stop him...

"His Majesty suddenly said that he was going to Amazon...so, so..."

The maid who was wearing a kimono and taking care of Hancock tonight was heartbroken and shouted again: "Your Majesty got on the plane two hours ago and is now on the way to Brazil!"