Dark Paladin in Marvel

"Hulk? Hulk?"

Don't get me wrong, this is not Hulk's roar, but Dr. Bruce Banner's call for Hulk in his heart.

But no matter how Bruce Banner called, the Hulk, who usually jumped out eagerly, made no movement at all, and even the Hulk's presence could not be felt in his body.

It seems that everything about Hulk is just his illusion. He is still the scientist who spends time in the laboratory every day.

Of course, Bruce Banner knew this was an illusion.

But he was sure of one thing, that is, Hulk was really afraid!

Hulk is afraid of Anduin. As long as he looks at Anduin's face, Hulk will not dare to come out no matter how angry he is!

Hulk hidden deep in his body: Why should I come out? Come out and wait to be beaten?

Bruce Banner discovered that he had found a new way to suppress the Hulk's rampage transformation!

There were no accidents during the entire blood drawing process.

Hulk didn't come out even though Bruce Banner called for him.

After successfully drawing blood, Bruce Banner breathed a sigh of relief. Although Anduin expanded the mirror space, the instrument under him that combines blood drawing and physical examination functions can now follow him into the mirror space.

After getting off the blood drawing machine, Bruce Banner did not rush to test his blood with Dr. Ethan, but found Anduin. Ai Ai's expression looked like a little girl.

"What's wrong? Dr. Banner." Anduin looked at him dumbfounded. "It's really hard for me to accept that the Hulk, who can cause trouble in New York, behaves like a little girl."

Bruce Banner smiled shyly and whispered to Anduin, "Anduin, I want... to take a photo of you with me."

"puff!"

In the office, Tony Stark, who had just finished a phone call with the president and asked Jarvis to pull up the laboratory surveillance video out of curiosity, almost squirted water directly onto his computer screen.

As soon as I turned on the phone, I encountered such an exciting conversation?

Tony Stark's gossip spirit burned brightly, and he even put aside the document that Pepper had just emailed him, deciding to look at it later.

Tony Stark sat in front of the computer with a strange expression.

He couldn't help but think that he had known Anduin for so long, but Anduin had never had sex with a woman once.

Could it be that Anduin...

Anduin, who was standing in front of Bruce Banner, also looked at him with a strange expression.

If he remembered correctly, Bruce Banner's sexual orientation was normal in the original plot!

Moreover, in the original plot, it seemed that after joining the Avengers, he had an affair with the Black Widow!

Why do you want to take your own photos with you now?

Could it be that the stimulation was too great? Or is it because his appearance caused butterfly noise?

Then this butterfly effect is too outrageous!

The key is that I can't stand Hulk's physique!

That picture makes your eyes dazzle just thinking about it!

"Ahem, um..." Anduin said a word, trying not to hurt this special group of people with his words, "Actually, you are a good person, and I am quite normal. I like it. It’s a woman…”

Anduin tried to sound tactful in his words.

Although he had never been confessed by a woman in his two lifetimes, it was the first time for a man to confess his love to a young girl on a sedan chair!

Therefore, even though Anduin had tried his best to stop the words, to Bruce Banner's ears, the words still sounded out of place.

After listening for a long time, Bruce Banner understood what Anduin was talking about.

It seems that Anduin misunderstood what he meant, but it's no wonder that if it were any man who wanted to take photos of himself with him, I'm afraid he would also think wrong!

Thinking of this, Bruce Banner couldn't help but blush.

Anduin:! ! ! !

You blush a bubble teapot!

"Anduin, I think you have misunderstood. I want to carry your photo with me to suppress Hulk's rampage..."

Immediately, Bruce Banner told Anduin what he had just discovered.

After listening to Bruce Banner's explanation, Anduin breathed a sigh of relief.

As long as Bruce Banner doesn't like men.

To be honest, in two lifetimes, he has never considered rejecting a man...

As for Tony Stark, who was hiding behind the monitor, he shook his head with regret. He didn't know if Anduin would drag him into a real-person PK if he knew his reaction.

"Sir, you seem a little disappointed?"

Jarvis's voice sounded, confusion in his tone.

He still cannot understand the strange habits of human beings and the spirit of gossip that grows deep in everyone's heart.

"Jarvis, you don't understand. If you have a soul like human beings, you can go to some websites that are not allowed to be viewed by those under eighteen years old. You will understand that in addition to reproduction, human beings also There are other more interests…”

He does not mean that.

Jarvis silently recorded Tony Stark's words in the bottom storage space of his server.

If one day I can understand it, will it prove that I also have a soul...

……

Anduin didn't know that something had unintentionally gone wrong.

The problem with Hulk's rampage transformation has been solved, but he is starting to get a little angry again.

After being thankful that Dr. Banner's sexual orientation was normal, Anduin realized that his photo could restrain the Hulk from going berserk. This reminded him inexplicably of the door god on the other side of the ocean who would be posted on the door to ward off evil spirits...

Have I become a goalkeeper?

But this wasn't Bruce Banner's fault, so Anduin had no reason to be angry with Dr. Banner.

He could only ask Jarvis to print out his most handsome photo while sulking, and then gave it to Dr. Banner.

Dr. Banner looked very happy after getting the photo.

"Anduin, I have to go out to do some things of my own. I'll be back as soon as I'm done!"

Anduin nodded, "Go ahead. If you need help, you can tell Jarvis or me."

"Okay, but I don't need to trouble you just yet.

He didn't care at all. After all, Dr. Banner's identity was just a scientist working in a prison, not a prisoner.

As for security issues?

The military has canceled the wanted order. Although the credibility of SHIELD is not flattering, at least Nick Fury does not dare to lie to himself.

Hulk will be in danger on earth. This is the biggest joke!

Now the only person in New York who can threaten Bruce Banner may be himself, and he is also with him!

After witnessing Bruce Banner quickly running out of the villa, Anduin complained to Jarvis in a depressed tone.

"Jarvis, am I ugly?"

Jarvis's voice rang out from the stereo as always.

"Sir, you are not ugly. On the contrary, according to human standards, you are handsome."

"But why are my photos used to suppress Hulk's rampage!" Anduin babbled casually.

After a brief silence, Jarvis finally found the most suitable answer in his database.

"Maybe this is what humans call handsome and scary?"

Anduin:…

That's a good answer, don't answer it next time.

……

Anduin ultimately underestimated the power of the Love Brain.

Especially when a doctor like Bruce Banner "suffers" from love brain.

After Bruce Banner left Anduin, he went straight to Steve, who had just finished teaching the Saints fighting skills.

Don't get me wrong, he didn't come to Steve to learn fighting skills, and it's impossible for the Hulk to box in the world.

He just came to Steve to borrow transportation.

In fact, just in terms of transportation functions, Anduin has a Bentley, and Tony Stark has countless luxury cars.

Bruce Banner could borrow it from anyone, but after much thought, he finally decided to borrow it from Steve.

Not for other reasons, just because those luxury cars are too high-profile and eye-catching.

The military's wanted order against him had just been lifted, and he was going to Bernard College in New York City to meet his girlfriend. He had to avoid trouble if he could.

"Dr. Banner?" Steve was a little surprised when he opened the door, but still welcomed Bruce Banner in.

After Bruce Banner sat down in the living room, Steve asked him, "Dr. Banner, what do you want to see me for?"

Steve naturally knew that Dr. Banner was one of his own.

But what he couldn't figure out was how could he, a rough guy with only a high school education, have anything to do with Bruce Banner?

"That's right, Steve, I'd like to borrow some transportation from you. My Hulk Rampage transformation problem has been temporarily solved. I want to go to New York City."

Although Steve was a little surprised that he solved the Hulk's rampage problem so quickly, he thought it was Anduin's method, so he stopped asking further questions.

Unknowingly, in the heart of Steve, Captain America, Anduin began to move closer to omnipotence...

"Um...Dr. Banner, can you ride a motorcycle?" Steve pointed his finger out the window after a moment of thought, "If you can ride a motorcycle, I think I can lend you my motorcycle. .”

"Of course I can ride!" Bruce Banner nodded quickly.

But when Bruce Banner turned his head and looked towards the yard, he suddenly felt that Steve's vehicle in front of him didn't seem to be very suitable...

Following the direction of Steve's finger, there was a heavy-duty motorcycle parked in the yard.

It can be seen from the water stains on the ground and the smooth piano paint that this motorcycle has just been maintained by Steve.

Moreover, although the shape of this motorcycle is not particularly exaggerated, it is full of tough guy style and will definitely be very eye-catching when walking on the road.

"Ah, haha..." Bruce Banner laughed sarcastically, "Steve, do you have any other more low-key means of transportation? I'd better not attract other people's attention when I go out this time."

Steve:  …

Steve scratched his head with a headache. To be honest, he only likes this kind of heavy motorcycle.

Suddenly, Steve's eyes lit up, "Wait for me!"

After saying these words, he turned around and ran out of the villa.

Soon, Steve came back again, but this time he was pushing an electric car...

It's the most common electric car, a little sheep electric car used by housewives to go shopping for groceries.

This electric car was given to him as a gift when he bought the motorcycle in the yard after he was unfrozen.

But this little sheep, which everyone would find ugly when looking at it, made Bruce Banner's eyes light up.

"This is good! This is good! This is it!"

Bruce Banner even stood up from the sofa in excitement.

Steve was also very generous and waved his hand directly, "Since you like it, Dr. Banner, I'll give it to you."

Anyway, this electric car usually sits in the warehouse gathering dust. If Dr. Bruce Banner hadn't mentioned it today, Steve might not even be able to remember it.

It would be better to give it directly to Dr. Banner, which would be a good use of it.

On weekdays, this electric car is kept in the warehouse, and the saints who come to the warehouse to clean the satellite every day will consciously charge it, but it can be used directly.

"Thank you, Mr. Captain." Bruce Banner did not refuse, but took the handlebar of the electric car directly from Steve's hand.

It's just that he has silently recorded this favor in his heart, and will definitely find an opportunity to repay it when he comes back.

Bruce Banner took the electric car from Steve's hands and jumped on it. Steve also had a helmet and other supporting equipment.

After equipping the helmet, Bruce Banner's face was almost hidden in the helmet.

Plus riding a little sheep electric bike, who would have thought that this is actually the Hulk who made a scene in New York yesterday.

"Ah, very good!"

Bruce Banner is very satisfied with the effect of his disguise.

Steve also felt that this level of disguise was enough if he simply didn't want to attract attention.

So after getting the affirmation from Steve, Bruce Banner stepped directly onto the little sheep, and under Steve's watch, he drove towards the gate in a hurry.

But both Steve and Bruce Banner overlooked one thing.

That is Bernard College. It is actually a women's college, and it is also an aristocratic women's college. Those who can study here must be rich or noble!

Nowadays, if a man appears on campus riding a little sheep, will he really not attract attention?

Is this really disguise and not performance art?

……

What happened in Hell's Kitchen today has attracted the attention of not only intelligence organizations.

There are also media and some other organizations.

It's just that all media reports on the battle in Hell's Kitchen have been suppressed by all intelligence organizations around the world for various purposes.

And the military...

As long as they are not deaf or blind, they will naturally notice Hulk appearing in Hell's Kitchen.

Now not only was Bruce Banner brought to the Holy Light Prison by Anduin openly, but they also had their wanted order for Bruce Banner cancelled.

This is simply a slap in the face of the military!

Now almost all intelligence organizations in the world are paying attention to the movements in the direction of the Pentagon, because the next steps taken by the US military will affect the attitude of these intelligence organizations towards them...