Doctor Hydra in American manga

Chapter 38: Hemorrhoids is a hot search topic

It was recorded in "The Problem of Hemorrhoids in the United States" that Jozy took while studying. Hemorrhoids are not a serious disease in the United States, but they are the most uncomfortable disease. The word hemorrhoids is a hot search term in the United States.

According to the "Baltimore Sun" report, currently about 1500 million Americans suffer from hemorrhoids, and only 50 people actually go to the hospital for treatment.

In other words, out of every 30 hemorrhoid patients, only one will choose to seek medical treatment.

The biggest reasons that prevent people from going to the hospital for treatment are the cumbersome procedures, cruelty of consultation and financial pressure.

"No one wants to go to the hospital to be tortured unless they can't bear it anymore." said an ordinary American citizen.

Even in this era, treating hemorrhoids is not a simple matter in the United States. High medical costs, few medical facilities, and incomplete medical insurance are all factors that make the American people hate hemorrhoids.

If you remove it, it will be expensive, troublesome, and painful; if you don't remove it, hemorrhoids will bring unbearable pain to people, which is really helpless.

Especially now that all anorectal doctors are men, it seems that there is no problem for Instructor Carter to make such a request.

Then I thought about it, if I relied on the power of the Strategic Science Corps to build a modern hemorrhoid treatment hospital to treat rich people who were troubled by hemorrhoids, it would be a huge profit.

Not only can you meet rich people and expand your channels, but you can also make money, so why not do it?

It's just that he needs to recruit an apprentice, and he will be responsible for removing hemorrhoids from the beautiful women and eldest ladies of the rich family, while the rest of the rich family will let the apprentice take care of it.

Calculating this way, in addition to the above two benefits, you can also screen the perfect prey for yourself.

"Damn! It's so cool!"

The subsequent topic gradually became ambiguous, and Jozi gradually began to ask some questions that were more or less related to hemorrhoids.

Question: How long have you had hemorrhoids?When were hemorrhoids discovered?

Answer: 1. It has been more than a year. I discovered it when I went to the toilet and felt something was blocked.

Question: When you go to the toilet, do you open your mouth to defecate?

Answer: Yes... Yes...

Question: Does your hemorrhoid feel big?

Answer: It's quite big, otherwise it wouldn't be blocked...

Question: When is your menstrual period approximately?

Answer: Why are you asking this suddenly?Is it related to... and hemorrhoids?

Question: Because you need to confirm the treatment time, you don’t want blood to spurt out from both sides during the hemorrhoidectomy, right?

Answer: Every...around the first of every month.

Question: How big are your breasts?

Answer: 36ee, wait a minute, it seems like this has nothing to do with hemorrhoids, right?

Question: It’s so big. Good Guy Network 32dd is still too small...

Answer: What?

Q: Nothing. This problem is of course related to hemorrhoids. Hemorrhoidectomy surgery requires you to lie on the table with your chest and knees, with your buttocks raised.If your breasts are too big, you will need to cut a hole in the bed. This is a detailed requirement of the surgery.

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By the time he got off the bus, Jozi had already mastered all of Instructor Carter's body information, including body measurements, white tiger, leg-to-body ratio, skin smoothness, shrinkage of lips, etc.

From this information, Jozy learned an important piece of information. Instructor Carter is a beautiful woman in her prime, and now is a good time to pick her!

Jozi couldn't help but feel happy when he saw Carter leaving quickly with a red face after sending him to the room.

"Eat them after a while to recover. I've held it in for long enough." After saying that, Jozi closed the door with his foot, and then gently placed the two containment devices on the ground.

The mutton chop also came out of Jozi's body and ran to the bed, jumping up and down. In his impression, the sleeping place was soft, but far from that elastic.

As soon as the playfulness comes up, it starts bouncing around, as if it's on a spring bed.

Joz aligned the exits of the two containment devices with the door, and then opened the curtains on the sunny window sill to let the sun shine in directly.

Then he took out two silver bullets, which were the bullets that were shot into the bodies of the two repair dogs when Jiu Duoduo attacked them before.

After placing it beside him, Jozi took out the Dali Pills they had just bought at the tonic store.It is a very powerful tonic. Because of its very strong effect, when taking it, you need to divide a thumb-sized pill into 4 parts and take it separately.

But for Jozi, there is no such impact.

Make a cup of hot water, put a Dali Pill in it and crush it into potion.Then Jozy drank it all in one gulp, followed by another.

To be honest, Qiao Zi really hates some medicines that make the pills and pills very big. Not only is it very difficult to take, but they also look ugly.

I remember that every time I took medicine as a child, this big pill would get stuck in my throat, followed by a huge bitter taste, which made Jozi, who loved sweets as a child, very unhappy.

After taking two powerful pills, Jozi's body gradually recovered. The body needs to recover, but Jozi has integrated the physique of a vampire, and his recovery ability is already very strong.

Coupled with the super digestive ability brought by synthesis, this model of rapid body recovery is already achievable.

After getting ready, Jozi opened the containment device on the left.

A St. Bernard dog with red eyes and sharp teeth slowly poked its head out from inside. It could be seen from his pure eyes that it stuck to itself, but the blood red color told Joz that it was thirsty for blood.

The memory of the past told it that sunlight was what it longed for, but as soon as the tip of its nose was shrouded in the reflected light of the sun, it immediately began to burn, and along with a sizzling sound, a stream of black smoke slowly rose.

Feeling the intense pain and discomfort, the Saint Bernard quickly retracted its head back into the containment device.

Judging from the situation, this synthesis will be a synthesis of life, and it will be a synthesis of Saint Bernard dogs and metallic silver.

You must know that vampires are afraid of sunlight in addition to the dark. The last time Joz rescued the mutton chops, he did it under the sun. Although he temporarily wrapped the balcony with clothes, the reflection of the sun basically enveloped the mutton chops.

Just do it!

Qiaozi held the metallic silver in one hand, reached into the containment device with the other, and touched the St. Bernard dog's head.

"synthesis!"

Synthesis of life, synthesis of different items!

Then two bright lights broke free from the shackles of the sun's rays and slowly converged in front of Jozi's eyes.After a while, it merged into a large ball of light, and after falling from the sky, a muscular dog with bronze eyes emerged from it.

"Wow!" The voice was loud and loud, filled with gratitude, excitement, and happiness.The St. Bernard slowly walked up to George and nuzzled George's hand with his head.

"I'll call you Steak from now on!" He slapped Steak's head hard, and Jozy began to remove the weak points of the other St. Bernard dog.

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