retired elf life

Chapter 3: Bored to count sheep

"Ah, it's only ten o'clock." Hua Shi glanced at his watch and slumped down on the sofa weakly, "I thought I could kill time by taking a walk, but it didn't even arrive at noon."

"so boring!"

The elves have long been accustomed to Hua Shi, and Geely Dan glanced at Hua Shi who was still doing housework with a vacuum cleaner.

The two elves, the giant needle wasp and the giant pincer mantis, were loving each other and playing with several unicorn beetles in the garden.

Squirtle and Eevee were competing in a two-row elf league. The two had heated words and started arguing within a few minutes of playing.

"Jenny Jenny, Jenny Jenny! (What are you doing? Are you still playing? Why are you stealing my fame!)"

"Bu~yi~ (ADC is about to develop.)"

"Jenny, Jenny. (AD is useless, not even a dog can play with it.)"

Cady Dog, who was watching Fearless Boy driving stakes, heard someone calling him, ran over, jumped on Squirtle and kept licking it.

"Jenny Jenny! (I didn't call you, go away, it's a group fight!)"

Pikachu leaned on Swampert to catch up on the show, with a dozen snack bowls in front of him filled with various snacks.

Pikachu wanted to eat potato chips, so he jumped on the table and watched while eating. He accidentally fell into the big bowl.

Swampert was also staring at the TV intently, grabbing a handful of potato chips and even caught Pikachu without noticing.

Pikachu shouted for help: "Pika~chu, Pika!"

Swampert didn't hear it, and then there was a flash of lightning, which hit his eyes. Only then did Swampert find Pikachu, which was close to his mouth.

"Didou~" Swampert put down the Pikachu in his hand and said sheepishly.

Pikachu shook his head helplessly and jumped on the sofa to continue watching the show.

Hua Shi also came over, grabbed a handful of beef jerky and joined the drama chasing team: "What? Why is the dragon knight riding a fire-breathing dragon? The fire-breathing dragon is not a dragon, and the other dragon knight is even more outrageous. Ride Gyarados.”

"I can't stand Charizard. After all, Super Charizard

"That's outrageous. Koga Ninja let Charizard do it. He took several flying water shurikens and it didn't do anything. He really just stored water and Charizard."

"What is this? A water otter fell in love with a Harker dragon, worked hard to reach the peak of otter life, reproductive isolation, they are not from the same egg group."

"Don't bully Guisi Siqiu, who has been practicing hard for decades to beat Gengar? It's outrageous. It's outrageous to fly a plane. It's outrageous to fly to the sky. How can Ghost beat Gengar? He also practices the art of five elements to strengthen his body. Special attackers are here to fight. The farmer punches three times, right?”

"I take back what I just said. It's not outrageous at all to punch Guis. It's also reasonable for Guis to punch. After all, there is a Gengar like this in the [-]s. What does it mean for Aibi Lang to learn magic? The principal of the magic school is Aibi. Bilang? Gardevoir shed tears after looking at it, and hit the wall with his blank stare."

Pikachu and Swampert had been enduring Hua Shi's thoughts and complaints all afternoon, and the two elves were speechless.

"My old dancing swan, I finally watched a serious drama, and there is a meow who can only talk. Are you kidding? If you say that meow has super powers and telepathy, I think you are reasonable. He can also talk."

"Oh, my name is Detective Meow Meow. That's okay."

Originally, Hua Shi complained about other things, but the two elves couldn't bear it. They even dared to complain about their favorite Detective Meow Meow. Swampert couldn't bear it anymore and threw Hua Shi out after him.

"Pikachu! (Well done!)"

"didou! (so angry!)"

"Oh, what, that's too much." Hua Shi got up from the ground and patted the dirt on his body unhappily.

The fearless boy who was driving wooden stakes to practice fighting skills on the side saw Hua Shi and fought even harder.

Hua Shi looked at the fearless boy's skillful look and nodded: "You are the most worry-free. Keep working hard."

With nothing to do, Hua Shi wandered around, and then he thought that Shi He had not yet given what he had promised him.He quickly ran to the communication equipment, dialed the phone, and asked Hu Di to get the things and deliver them to him.

Hua Shi was lying on the lawn, so bored that he almost counted the sheep. Fortunately, Lucky Egg had prepared lunch and came to call everyone.

"Wow, it's fried chicken. I haven't eaten it in a long time." Hua Shi picked it up without washing his hands. "The calories are so high at noon today. Fortunately, I don't get fat no matter how much I eat."

I just finished watching the new update of Detective Meow Meow, and the giant swamp monster came after smelling it, and he grabbed a third of it with his big hands.

"What are you doing, Swampert? How can you be full after eating fried chicken? Just taste it and that's it. Aren't the energy cubes delicious?"

Hua Shi, who was protecting the food, quickly pushed the giant swamp monster away. If this big guy took another bite, he wouldn't be able to eat it.

"Didou~" The giant swamp monster complained, and then stood opposite Zai Hua Shi, eating furiously.

Eevee and Squirtle were grabbing chicken nuggets, complaining about each other while eating.

"Jenny, Jenny! (Do you know how to pull?)"

"Buy~Buy, Ibrahimovic! (Are you checking your WeChat steps in the jungle? The opposite jungler keeps coming.)"

"Jenny, Jenny, Jenny. (Just practice more and don't make excuses.)"

Pikachu sat on the table and ate French fries. Each fries had to be covered with ketchup before he would stop eating.

"Pika, Pikapi~ (Could the murderer be Kojiro? I feel he is particularly suspicious.)"

Swamp Monster swallowed the energy cube in his mouth and said: "Didou, didou. (After all, he is Detective Meow Meow's assistant and is always around, so he cannot be the murderer.)"

After the giant needle wasps and the giant pincer mantis sent all the unicorn bugs away using communication devices, they also came to eat together.

Geely Egg looked at Squirtle and Eevee, who were becoming more and more noisy, and punched the elf: "Geely, Geely!"

The two little ones calmed down now. Compared to the noisier ones, the fearless boy sat on the chair silently and ate quietly.

Geely Egg was very satisfied after seeing it. Fearless Boy was the best behaved one, so he filled Fearless Boy's bowl with a few fighting energy cubes and twigs.

Kati the dog ran around Hua Shi, and was picked up by Geely Egg, put on the baby chair, and put its bowl over.

(End of this chapter)