Warhammer: Dark Elf

Helmer's large-scale plan sounds grand, but the difficulty of implementing it cannot be said to be impossible. It can only be said to be a daydream.

Seeing that Eladen was dubious, he quickly changed the subject, "Ahem... By the way. What's the reason you came to see me?"

"Can't people come to Lord Hermer if they have nothing to do?" Suddenly realizing that she was very close to Hermer, Eladen's desire to be lustful returned. She took advantage of Hermer's unpreparedness and directly overturned him and pushed him to the ground.

Bang!

Her head came into close contact with the ground, and Hermer's eyes turned red at the moment of pain.

How could Elladen bear his dejected look? He immediately let out a villainous laugh and began to take off his windbreaker, "Come on, Lord Helmer, don't pity me just because I'm a delicate flower. Punish me."

Hemo below was shocked and quickly stopped Eladen, "You...what are you doing?"

Eladen held the cuffs of his windbreaker with one hand and pressed Hemer's face with the other, with a springy expression on his face, "Let me see if Mr. Hemer is developing normally."

"No!" Helmer pushed Eladen's hand away, and the latter became angry, "Show me!"

As he said that, he was going to kiss Hemo on the mouth.

Just as Elaine's red lips were getting closer and closer to him, Helmer tilted his head and exclaimed: "Elaine, why are you here?"

That little brat from Alleyn?

Really, why come at this time?

Elladen turned his head impatiently, intending to drive away the kid, but saw that the door was closed, where was Elaine.

Helmer immediately turned over and escaped from the clutches of the sorceress.

Realizing that he had been deceived, Eladen was immediately discouraged and lay stretched out on the map and exhaled, "Lord Helmer is so boring, everyone is bored, and Ironthorn Town is boring too. Life is so boring."

"I really want to die like this."

"Hey, why does the little girl say such unfavorable words every day." Helmer hurriedly put on his armor to defend himself, and at the same time suggested: "Since you are bored, why don't you call Alleria over to play Bato Old Peasant Knights together?"

"Don't play." Eladen shook his head. "Your poker skills are so bad. It's not difficult to win at all. It's too unfulfilling."

Homer: ....

"Then let's play Warhammer Kill."

"I don't want to play either. You play Tyrion every time and kill me with one knife. You're so shameless. If you don't play, you don't play." Eladen lay lazily on the ground, turning over and over to rub his skin and itch.

"You won't play this or that, so what do you want to play?"

"I want to play with Mr. Hemo, hehe." Eladen's eyes lit up and his saliva almost flowed out.

Yes, she is a nymphomaniac and cannot be saved. Helmer slapped his forehead, his brain felt swollen and painful.

"Then you always have hobbies, what about entertainment activities? What makes you happy usually is how you can be happy now."

"That's right." Elladen jumped up and took out a leather whip from somewhere. She slapped the whip on the ground.

Snapped!

"I usually like to torture prisoners the most. Lord Helmer, how about we play the game of interrogating prisoners. I will be the interrogator and you will be the prisoner, Jie Jie Jie."

Eladen's eyes carried shadows, like wolves hunting in the night. Homer was so frightened that he almost ran away.

"Be gentle, don't break the map for me." Hemo quickly pushed Eladen away and began to roll up the map.

"I don't care, I don't care. You have to find a way to make me happy. You have so many clever ideas anyway."

Women have three treasures: one is crying, the other is making trouble, and the third is hanging.

Hemo couldn't help but let her tease her. If she continued to torture him like this, he would go crazy, so he said, "Okay, okay, no problem. You go back and rest first and let me think about it, okay? You are making such a fuss here, How could I figure it out?"

"Okay then." Eladen put away the whip and left without interest. When she walked to the door, she shouted into the room again, "I'll give you three days to figure it out, or you'll play interrogation with me. game!"

Get whipped? Hemer wouldn't even play until he died.

Ahem, unless he's an interrogator.

However, after being harassed by Eladen, Hemer really realized a problem.

Even the sorceress is so boring, you can only imagine what kind of life the common people at the bottom live.

With slaves to help, there is no need to work, and there are no group activities. There is no other work to do without closing the door, keeping the wife and children on the bed, and contributing to the population of dark elves.

Helmer wanted to create some entertainment activities to revitalize the stagnant life of the dark elves.

This is not a failure to do our job properly. It is necessary to improve the happiness of residents.

Not only can it improve public security, but it can also win over people's hearts.

So Hemer did nothing in the past two days. He took Keshir and others to walk around the streets every day to observe the lives of the people in Iron Thorn Town.

After observing it for two days, I concluded that it is really just boiled water. Eat sleep play Peas. Well, of course, he couldn't see the third thing.

There are only two holiday celebrations, the first one, the Kane Celebration, will take some time to arrive, and the second one, Midnight of Death, is a pure and abnormal festival. Sooner or later, Homer will have to dismantle the Altar of Kane.

Through these two days of visits and observations, Hemer understood that the dark elves were in urgent need of an entertainment project with a sense of public participation.

So he thought about it, went to the street for field investigation, and finally came up with a solution.

The reason was that when he was passing by the market, he saw a vendor selling magic items.

The dazzling array of magic gadgets on the stall attracted many people to buy.

One of the magic items called a photo ball gave Helmer an idea.

This so-called photo ball actually uses the principle of light magic to briefly record a picture and sound, just like Blue Star's projector. Hemer understood the function of the photo balls and immediately bought a box with a wave of his hand.

The hawker grinned from ear to ear happily and claimed that if there was a big business in the future, he would come to Iron Thorn Town to seek cooperation with Helmer.

In this way, Hemo returned to the lord's manor carrying a box of photo balls.

At the same time, Alleria was found who was comforting the high elf slaves.

In the room, Helmer now poured a glass of water for Alleria, praising her for being able to appease the high elves and contributing to the cause of peace.

After praising Alleria so hard that the girl was embarrassed, he finally started talking about his plan.

"Um, Alleria. Can you sing a few high elf songs?"

"Little song?"

"It's just songs, bards, hymns and so on."

Alleria was puzzled. Hemo called her here just to listen to the song?

Well, since Hemo wanted to hear it, Alleria sang a few songs of high elves praising the gods.

The girl's face was radiant, and her singing voice was as graceful as a warbler's. The originally dry hymn was sung with a beautiful feeling. Hemo enjoyed listening to it very much, and happily took Aurelia's hand, "It sounds good. If only it could be replaced by us. Drucci’s music is even better.”

It was the first time someone praised her for singing well, and Alleria's cheeks turned red.

"Alleria, I want to ask you a favor." Hermer stared at the girl with piercing eyes. The latter simply nodded, completely unaware of what Hemer would ask her to do next.

...

On the third day, the world-weary Eladen knocked on the door of Hemo's room, only to see him glowing and looking like his plot had succeeded. Behind him, Alleria had dark circles on her face and was coughing while covering her throat. , keep drinking water.

Eladen completed the entire story in an instant, pointed at Helmer, and stammered: "You... Lord Helmer, you actually forced someone to..."

"I thought you were a gentleman..."

"What about that? I'm a gentleman, right?" Hemo scratched his head in confusion, but saw Eladen pounce on him.

"I just like Lord Helmer like this!"

With his previous experience, Hemer quickly retreated, and Eladen fell to the ground with red and swollen forehead.

"You're still playing hard to get with me, right? Hehe."

"No, let's be serious. I've thought of some new entertainment."

"Really?" Eliden didn't care about the swelling on his forehead, pressed Hemo's shoulders and said excitedly, "Let me play first."

"What's the hurry? We'll talk about it tonight." Helmer left her with an incomprehensible smile and turned to comfort Alleria.

Eladen was left standing there, stroking his forehead and looking confused: "At night?"

Time flies by.

That night, all the residents of Iron Thorn Town were summoned to the central square by Helmer. When they looked up, they saw giant white wooden signs erected all over the square.

Everyone gathered together in twos and threes to discuss Hemo's intentions and what the board was for.

Hemer, who was waiting behind the high platform, raised his head and glanced at the sky. The stars were shining. It was almost time for the secret passage. Then he slowly walked up to the high platform.

Seeing thousands of people gathered below, not only the residents of Iron Thorn Town, but also the high elf slaves were summoned by Hemo. In an instant, there was a sea of ​​people, and it was very lively.

He raised his hand to signal everyone to be quiet.

"Everyone, I called you here tonight because we see that apart from eating and drinking at home, we don't have any entertainment options to spend our days lying flat on our backs. It's too decadent."

"However, the lack of entertainment life in Iron Thorn Town will be completely changed tonight!"

Hemo clapped his hands while everyone was still confused.

The white wooden board behind him gradually became brighter, and the blurred scene slowly came into focus, condensing projections everywhere.

"All projections." Kesir and Anzarez, who were behind the square, led their men to place dozens of photo balls on the stone pillars built in advance, and the projections were reflected on the wooden boards.

When the light and shadow came together and the focus was completely completed, Alleria's figure appeared above, but her back was turned to everyone.

The people present were puzzled.

At this time, colorful magical halos shone in all directions of the square, and everyone seemed to be deep in a psychedelic space.

A rough singing voice that was extremely inconsistent with Alleria's own voice echoed throughout the audience:

"The vast horizon is my love, and the flowers are blooming at the foot of the rolling green hills!"

"What kind of rhythm is the most swaying, what kind of singing is the most joyful"

"..."

Looking at the screen again, Alleria has begun to jump.

Everyone was quite confused at first, but the singing seemed quite exciting?

In the Warhammer world at this time, when it comes to singing and dancing, people's inherent impression is probably that of a group of beautiful women dancing gracefully, emphasizing their softness. They have never heard of such a lively dance.

But no matter what, everyone was looking at the top, and many people even tried to imitate Alleria's movements.

Eladen's eyes also lit up.

At this time, a small area was separated on the screen and projected over the sea of ​​people, revealing Hemo's figure.

He held a short wooden stick in one hand and greeted everyone with the other, "Druch friends over there, how are you?

"Friends Asul here, please raise your hands, please!"

"Avi Barty! Let me hear your screams, jump up!"

Countless waves of voices swept over and merged into the word "good" one after another.

So in the Iron Thorn Town Square, thousands of people excitedly danced wildly with demons.

In the audience, Alleria, who was originally shy, couldn't help but laugh when she saw everyone imitating her. Even her brother Alleyn was dancing beside her with a silly smile.

Iron Thorn Town will have a regular disco night from now on.