Group favorite Xiaojiao Bao: The whole family is a big villain

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The palace gate slowly closed.

"What's wrong with you? The carriage just now belonged to a fifth-rank official, and you look pale and weak-legged. I don't know, but you thought it was our Majesty sitting in the carriage!"

Guard A who inspected the palace gate glanced at Guard B, and joked with a smile.

Guard B looked at him expressionlessly with a pale face.

Guard A's awkward smile froze on his face, "No way?" Could it be His Majesty?how is this possible?How could His Majesty condescend to sit in such a carriage?

Guard B showed a smile that was uglier than crying.

"Speak out, I'll scare you to death!"

Guard A: ...

While the two were chatting, a very low-key carriage walked out of the last palace gate and drove quickly towards the National Teacher's Mansion.

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"Uncle Huang, little god... what happened to the national teacher?"

The carriage was swaying, and the villain nestled in Su Xuanyan's arms, looking at Hang Zongzhi who was lying on the opposite side, and asked in a low voice.

Hang Zongzhi seemed to be a different person, lying on the cushion of the carriage with a blank face, like a salted fish that had lost its dream.

Seeing Hang Zongzhi like this, Su Xuanyan couldn't help chuckling.

"Zongzhi, what about it? It's just to have a meal and go to a brothel by the way."

Hang Zongzhi's eyeballs moved, and he slowly turned to Su Xuanyan, then slowly turned back, and looked at the roof of the carriage again, "I'm tired."

Su Xuanyan smiled deeper, lowered his eyes, and gently pinched the tip of the villain's nose.

"Don't pay attention to him, he is like this, he is very lazy."

When he first came into contact with Hang Zongzhi, Su Xuanyan thought that Hang Zongzhi was a boring boy who was raised by those old guys to be rigid and corrupt, who only knew how to talk all day long.

Later, I found out that Hang Zongzhi was really boring and lazy.

Unless necessary, I can lie down and never sit, and I can sit and never stand. My only hobby is playing chess, and I can play chess for a whole day.

If it wasn't for Su Xuanyan's coercion and temptation this time, Hang Zongzhi would never have come.

Su Jiu heard the words and nodded in agreement.

"It's really boring."

Su Xuanyan smiled and pinched the villain's cheek again.

The sun is getting westward, and the long street is more lively than in the afternoon.

There are many vendors guessing lantern riddles and hanging lanterns on both sides of the street.

The carriage stopped in front of Wangjiang Tower, the largest restaurant in the capital.

Su Xuanyan hugged the villain and got out of the car. One second before the curtain was lifted, Hang Zongzhi was still yawning. After the curtain was lifted, he immediately suppressed the yawn, with a serious face, and returned to the old days The appearance of a serious little national teacher.

The shop waiter led the three of them into the box on the second floor.

Lively yelling came in through the window lattice.

Su Jiu stood next to the window lattice, poked out a small head, and looked downstairs curiously.

I saw that downstairs, many people surrounded the stalls with many lanterns.

In the middle of the crowd, a man held three arrow feathers and stood in front of a white line. Not far from him was an iron quiver with a caliber about the size of a sea bowl. Arrow feathers.

The man leaned out half of his body, and because of his nervousness, he was sweating profusely in the winter.

All three arrow feathers were thrown, only one of them touched the edge, but it still missed.

A sigh of regret came from the crowd.

Su Jiu watched for a long time before she understood the rules of the game.

Fifty Wen silver is played once, and there are only five arrow feathers at a time. If all five arrows are hit, you can choose any lantern on the stall.

And if it is less than five, you can only choose one from the few prescribed by the boss.

The villain was immediately attracted by the lantern hanging on the top.

The lantern was hung on the top of the bamboo frame, the shadows of the candles were faint, and the picture on the lantern was the water town in the south of the Yangtze River.

The woman is wearing a light blue skirt and standing on the bow of the boat, holding a bamboo pole in her slender hands and punting the boat. She smiles sweetly and looks forward to her beautiful eyes. Although her eyebrows and eyes are blurred, it gives people a sense of the extreme beauty of this woman .

"What are you dazed about?"

There was a sudden weight on his head, Su Jiu didn't turn his head, hugged Su Xuanyan's arm, and pointed to the stall, "Uncle Huang, Jiu'er wants that lantern."

Looking in the direction pointed by the villain, Su Xuanyan was a little dazed when he saw the lantern.

"Uncle Emperor?"

Didn't hear Su Xuanyan's voice, Su Jiu looked up and called in doubt.

Su Xuanyan came back to his senses, rubbed the picker's head, with a look of nostalgia.

"Then when the meal is over, Uncle Huang will win Jiu'er over!"

"Uh-huh!"

Satisfied, Su Jiu jumped off the small stool and climbed onto the round stool next to the table with hands and feet.

Just picked up the chopsticks and looked at Su Xuanyan hesitantly.

"Uncle Huang, I heard from them that you can choose that lantern only if you hit all five arrows."

Su Xuanyan smiled confidently, "Don't worry, when did Uncle Huang cheat Jiu'er?"

The villain was relieved, and obediently began to eat by himself.

The dishes are already served, four dishes and one soup, all of which are special dishes of the restaurant.

Su Xuanyan has been in the military camp all year round, and he doesn't like extravagance and waste, so he doesn't pay much attention to meals.

Hang Zongzhi put down his chopsticks after taking a few bites, yawned, and lazily leaned on the soft bed in the box again.

"Little master... is he going to lose weight?" Su Jiu looked at the third bowl of rice in front of him, then at Hang Zongzhi's barely moving chopsticks, and asked strangely.

Su Xuanyan couldn't hold back, laughed out loud, raised his hand and wiped off the rice grains from the corner of the villain's mouth with a handkerchief, "He moves less, so naturally he doesn't eat much."

The villain nodded half-understanding, and said with emotion: "So this is the reason why the little master is obviously older than the big emperor, but shorter than the big emperor."

puff!

It's just... really heartbreaking.

Su Xuanyan touched the villain's little head as if encouraging, "Probably." Well, if you can talk, talk more.

At this time, the table suddenly moved slightly.

I saw the person who was still leaning on the soft bed returned to the seat at some point.

Aware of the gazes of the two, Hang Zongzhi raised his head expressionlessly.

"Have a meal."

Su Xuanyan couldn't help it, pulled out the folding fan at his waist and shook it, and laughed wantonly, the kind of duck laugh that was very exaggerated and full of sarcasm.

Hang Zongzhi: ...

After the meal, it was completely dark.

Long Street became more and more lively.

There was a new group of onlookers in front of the lantern stand for throwing pots.

Hang Zongzhi crowded with the crowd lazily, standing far away from the crowd.

Su Xuanyan rushed into the center of the crowd with the villain in his arms.

"Uncle! Come on!"

The villain stood aside and cheered, Xiao Fen clenched his fists tightly, his white and tender face puffed up slightly because of nervousness, it was really cute and tight.

Su Xuanyan stood on the edge of the white line, looking at the villain's apricot eyes full of expectation, for some reason, he was inexplicably nervous.

The first one hit!

The second one, steady!

The third one, wipe the edge!

The fourth one is in danger!

The fifth...

pat!

Su Jiu blinked, looked at the arrow feather that fell to the side and was still circling on the ground, flattened her mouth, and the end of her eyes turned red instantly.

"Wow! Uncle lied to the child!"

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