The title of Douluo, Whitebeard, shatters the godhead

After Lao Meng walked away, Shui Yue sighed helplessly: "Lao Meng, after today, I'm afraid your career will be almost over. Don't blame me. If you want to blame it, blame it in the academy. Who made me and you the best?" If you are familiar with it, who will you cheat if you don’t?"

After saying that, Shuiyue walked quickly outside the academy.

Shui Yue had just finished a play, and he didn't mind playing a second one. He didn't want to make things so easy for that bitch Liu Erlong.

Isn’t today the first anniversary of the founding of Shrek Academy?Okay, then I will let you show off your style at the school celebration!

While talking, Shen Yue had already arrived at the door of Shrek Academy.

Logically speaking, in order to hide herself better, Shui Yue must not turn into Liu Erlong and cheat here.

But some of the things that will be done next cannot escape Liu Erlong's identity, so no matter how much risk he takes, he still has to become Liu Erlong.

In this way, Shui Yue transformed into Liu Erlong and entered Shrek Academy.

Although the guard at the door was a little confused, he let Shuiyue in without thinking too much.

After entering Shrek Academy, he was worried about how to arrive at the celebration. At this moment, a female student suddenly pulled Shuiyue and said: "Vice Dean, hurry up and get ready, your performance is coming soon!" "

Before Suiyue could react, he was dragged by the girl towards the performance site of the celebration.

Everything went on like this, until Suiyue came on stage.

Seeing the audience in the audience, Shui Yue showed an evil smile and murmured privately: "Hmph, Liu Erlong, today is the time for you to grow your face~~~"

"Music!"

What a coincidence, Liu Erlong originally prepared a song and dance piece. When Shuiyue opened his mouth, the accompaniment sounded. The melodious sound of strings and the drum beats of percussion instruments gave people an indescribable grandeur. and shock.

Just when everyone thought Liu Erlong would start his performance as the music sounded, unexpectedly, Liu Erlong frowned in sight.

He shouted loudly and interrupted the accompaniment on the spot

"No! nonono... what is this?! Who told you to play like this?! Huh? You are going to listen to this to the new students at Shrek's anniversary?! Who taught you to play such vulgar music?! How did your teacher teach?!”

This complaint can't be dealt with directly by the musicians at the scene.

You know, the arrangement of this music was personally selected by Liu Erlong. If she said this now, wouldn't it be a slap in her own face?

For a moment, the musicians didn't quite understand, and murmured privately.

"What's wrong with her? Isn't this the song she chose? Besides, we have been rehearsing this arrangement for two whole months."

"What do you care about her convulsions? She is the biggest in this academy. Whatever she says is what she says. Anyway, she is scolding herself. She doesn't care so much. Just listen and it's over."

The musicians were mumbling underneath, and Shuiyue was not idle either, and directly started giving music theory lessons to these musicians.

"Do you know what rua poof?! Do you know what high-level music is?! You all look like bastards, and you don't know anything at first glance. Okay! Today is the anniversary celebration, so I'll give it to you. a lesson!"

"The so-called rua puff is a rap with a rhythm. The rhythm is usually move times\big times\dong times\big times; or you can eat, you can eat, you can eat if you don't."

"Let me give you a classic teaching case."

As he said that, "Liu Erlong" on the stage started playing time with his hands.

"Hey, look at this bowl, it's big and round, look at this noodle, it's long and wide, this bowl is big and round, the noodle is long and wide..."

"Do you understand? This is rua."

"And, this music, you can't stay the same, you know? The rhythm has to be a little heavier, you know? And the lights! You have to shake that flashing light ball, do you understand?"

"Come here! Find a stick and set up a stage for me!!!"

……

After a series of teachings and command-style guidance from Shuiyue, the arrangements for accompaniment, singing, and stage lighting and sound were finally completed.

After finishing these things, Shuiyue was not in a hurry, but walked to the center of the stage and bowed deeply to the audience in front of him.

"Sorry, everyone, there was a little interruption. Let's get started!"

“Music starts!!!”

As soon as he finished speaking, a strong DJ-style accompaniment sounded. In addition, the light ball on the stage was shining with colorful light at night. What was originally a grand European-style celebration venue suddenly turned into a small disco in a corner.

As the prelude started, Shuiyue also started performing "Liu Erlong".

Taking enchanting steps, she circled the steel pipe in the center of the stage, and then started to "climb" the steel pipe while sending out horse bugs.

Good guy, pole dancing was performed live. Not only Flanders, but also Yu Xiaogang was shocked by Liu Erlong's openness.

"I'm talking about Xiaogang, have you two been doing anything exciting recently? How did you make Erlong so excited? I think her original savage girlfriend style was quite good, but why did you become so excited?"

"No way! She was fine this morning, oh! Just now she told me that she had a stomachache and diarrhea, but she disappeared when she left. When she came back, she became like this. I'm afraid she had a concussion due to diarrhea. Now Are you confused by the fever?"

"Bah! Where the hell are you doing? Can diarrhea in your family cause concussion and fever complications?"

Just as Flanders and Yu Xiaogang were discussing, a student behind him shouted.

"Fuck! Look! The vice-dean is taking off his clothes!!!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone who had just escaped looked directly in the direction of the student's finger.

In the sight, Liu Erlong's shoulders were exposed, and he had taken off the two coats he was wearing, and his dancing posture was more coquettish and ghostly than before.

At the same time, the real Liu Erlong had already walked out of the hut, because he was easily too nervous when he was about to go on stage and had diarrhea when he was nervous. In addition, Yu Xiaogang was watching the performance in the audience. , making Liu Erlong even more nervous and making her diarrhea worse than before.

This time, I pulled it for two hours. Even if I started the show, I couldn't find it from the latrine.

At this time, Liu Erlong twisted his calves, clutched his stomach, bowed and walked slowly outside the square. He originally wanted to go to the celebration site, explain to everyone, and apologize.

But what she didn't expect was that a large number of students were gathering outside the square, and they were the ones who didn't like to watch the celebration.