Pirate: The one who ate the rubber fruit became a double

What is it like to have an unfair friend?

If you are lucky enough to have such an unfair friend.

Then you must have committed a lot of sins in your previous life.

Guys like this are the difficulty enhancers, bug-making machines, and stumbling blocks in life in your Earth OL world.

He may not be able to protect you when there is danger around you, but when there is no danger around you, he becomes the source of danger.

I am lucky enough to have made such an enemy. I don’t know how many nursing homes were bombed in my previous life.

On May [-]st, he asked me to go out and play for five hours and have a meal.

In fact, I didn't want to go, but this guy almost tore down the door of my house. With the idea of ​​protecting the door and since I had been staying at home for a long time, I agreed out of curiosity.

However, today, a positive case was confirmed in the place we went to.

Then his code turned yellow, and I was lucky enough to be his friend for eight lifetimes.

During the day, the village committee and the police station called me seven times, and then came to arrest me for nucleic acid testing.

After finishing the nucleic acid test in fear, I kept staring at my health code for a day.

As expected, labor and capital are prosperous, and the code has not turned yellow. I have become yellow, and my mind and spirit are haggard.

Isolate and observe at home.

I fell asleep, feeling tired.I hope you don’t have such unfair friends in your life.

(This is a request for leave.)

I'll go, I need a thousand words to post this, Gan.

Then I will tell you briefly about my unfair friends.

We were returning to the city from our hometown after the New Year. We were stuck in traffic for three hours. We took the national highway and boarded the ferry to cross the Yangtze River.

It took about nine hours to drive to Wuxi in total.

Since I'm a commuter, I suggested that we go have a hot pot meal to replenish our energy. I'll treat you to my guests.

You have to make an agreement before eating, otherwise with our traditional Chinese art, if you just have a meal, you will definitely have to fight over the money.

I still remember that the hot pot restaurant we ate at was called Family.

I ordered lamb scorpion, and it happened that new lamb arrived in the store, so I ordered two more pounds of lamb.

Then this wronged person suddenly suffered from brain congestion and wanted to add some vinegar to the sheep and scorpion pot.

Adding vinegar meant adding vinegar. When he poured the vinegar, he spilled the entire bottle into the pot.

I stared at him with wide eyes.

He also looked at me with wide eyes, and then he felt so disgusted.

"Damn it, I like to eat sour food today."

Blanching, I almost vomited, so I asked the lady in the store for another bottle of vinegar.

"If you don't finish this bottle of vinegar for dad today, if one of your tires is flat tomorrow, I will call you dad."

(Yes, my sworn friend and I are each other’s fathers.)

"Hey."

This thief is really shameless.

He took the vinegar bottle and took a sip of it happily, with a dizzy look on his face.

Because the bottom of the pot was contaminated by the vinegar poured down by the mink hair, after eating a pot of sheep and scorpion that was so sour that my teeth hurt, I asked the boss lady to change it to a clear soup pot.

Eating mutton and drinking wine, this wronged person.

After drinking some horse urine, he became excited and got up and left his seat with a blushing face.

I thought he was drunk and went outside to get some air, so I ignored him.

Less than 3 minutes later, this thief came back with another order of lamb and scorpion.

According to the landlady, this bastard was standing at the door of the kitchen, muttering that he wanted to supervise himself.

Just order another pot of lamb and scorpion. The worst thing is to pack it away.

As soon as the pot was served, this guy couldn't wait to score twice.

He even said with a red face that the sour sheep and scorpions taste better...