The Scourge of Pirates Comes

"Hey, are you mentally ill?"

Nami looked at Ed dumbfounded:

"I am a beauty after all, right?

When faced with a choice, wouldn’t normal people choose to do some obscene things to me?

Why are you asking me to wipe the deck?

Did I hear wrong? "

"Wow, Nami, you're going too far. I knew you didn't have good intentions at the beginning. I knew you were pretending to be thirsty!"

Ed threw the cup in his hand aside, covered his chest tightly with both hands, and looked at Nami with a horrified look:

"I knew that my handsomeness would attract the prying eyes of women. Are you a pervert like you coveting my body?"

Nami: "(▼DRAN▼#)"

Ed's performance made Nami furious. In the past, every pirate would drool when he saw his appearance.

Until I met Ed today, a feeling of frustration, anger, mixed with deep unhappiness directly impacted Nami's heart.

After a long time, Nami sighed and looked at the treasure box next to Ed. Suddenly she felt that she was not interested at all, so she turned around and left:

"Forget it, I'm unlucky today..."

"Gudong!"

Nami: "(??_??)?"

Hearing something strange, Nami turned around and found that at some point, Ed's face suddenly turned red. He dodged Nami's gaze and muttered:

"Actually, if you look closely, you are still very cute. If you want to do some sexy things to me, I... I can't..."

"Ok?"

No woman can resist the compliments of a handsome man, and Nami is the same.

Ed's state made Nami's originally frustrated heart become excited again. She strode up to Ed, gently lifted Ed's chin, and said proudly:

"Hey, you're blushing!"

"Just... not blushing!"

Ed huddled in his chair and turned his head to the side desperately:

"This is just a normal physical phenomenon. My face naturally likes to turn red!"

"He's such a mean-spirited guy..."

Seeing Ed's current appearance, while Nami's self-confidence increased, her bad taste also came to her. She sat directly on the armrest of Ed's chair and slowly pressed her body towards Ed:

"Facing a dishonest guy, I really want to punish you!"

"You... what are you going to do?"

Ed continued to shrink deeper into the chair, but his eyes were fixed on Nami's body. While swallowing, he struggled to speak:

"I won't be afraid!"

"real or fake?"

Seeing Ed's current state, the smile on Nami's face became even stronger. She reached out and touched Ed's leg directly. Seeing Ed's body trembling, she blew directly into Ed's ear. Tempting to speak:

"But forget it, looking at the way you are now, I can't bear to punish you. Do you want to experience something more exciting?"

Nami pointed to the boat she was on before:

"I also have a bunny suit on my boat? Do you want to see me put it on for you?"

"Ok?"

After hearing Nami's words, Ed's first reaction was not to drool, but to ask in surprise:

"You have time to bring the bunny girl's suit, but you don't have time to bring more water?

Nami, I'm going to criticize you. Sometimes it's not good to be too dedicated. Survival is the first priority! "

"Asshole, who do you think I am..."

Ed's sudden words almost gave Nami a cerebral hemorrhage. She gritted her teeth and said:

"Stop talking nonsense and get it for me quickly!"

"I'll just say..."

Ed reluctantly left the chair:

"I was prostituted for free..."

"Don't go soon!"

"alright……"

Due to Nami's intimidation, Ed could only "reluctantly" go to Nami's boat, but after searching for a long time, he couldn't find even a single piece of clothing, let alone the bunny girl's outfit!

"Nami, what's going on..."

Ed looked at Nami anxiously:

"Why not? To be honest, I was really looking forward to it!"

"Of course not, idiot!"

Nami sat on a chair with her legs crossed, raising a glass and drinking juice, and said proudly:

"I am Nami who specializes in stealing pirates. Whenever I take action, I almost never miss.

Although you almost made me lose my desire to steal your treasure, but sure enough, although you are a handsome guy, you, like others, lost your treasure because you coveted my beauty. This is your tragic end.

I accepted your treasure without any courtesy, just mention it to Shunda..."

Nami opened the sails on the ship and galloped into the distance:

"The treasure chest on my ship is empty. It's just to trick people into my ship so that I can escape in his ship. Don't think about cutting your losses. Goodbye!"

"Is it really a house-changing tactic?"

Ed sat on the box, holding his chin with his right hand. His original expression of bewilderment in front of Nami suddenly returned to normal:

"As expected of Nami, who has been among pirates since she was a child, she only showed one card when faced with my teasing just now.

However, I don’t know what she will think when she sees that my treasure chest is also empty.

She walked too fast, and I didn't have time to tell her that my little catamaran sailboat was glued together with special glue. Once it traveled too fast, it would disintegrate in a short time!

I guess it won't be long before she will give me a new card, right? "

Ed's guess was correct. Within half an hour, there seemed to be two bursts of maddening curses from women, followed by a system prompt:

[Nami feels very embarrassed, card x3]

【Long drinker】

[Skill introduction: Your drinking capacity is enough to outshine most people! 】

[Nami: I have a good drinking capacity. Thanks to this, I was not taken advantage of by any pirates! 】

[Theft Skill: Advanced]

[You can quietly get what you want from the target. The lower the opponent's strength, the higher the success rate of this skill! 】

[It was detected that the host’s original craftsmanship was excellent, so it was directly upgraded to a high level! 】

[Don’t use it as a bodyguard, and you must have two hands of stealing skills to hide it. This lame excuse won’t fool anyone! 】

[Navigation: Intermediate]

[Skill introduction: You can already deal with most emergencies at sea! 】

[System: Because you shamelessly hurt an innocent girl's heart, you gained this knowledge. Live with guilt, you scumbag!

The victim Nami is invited to speak below: I always felt that no man could block my charm, until I met a bastard, that scumbag who deliberately pretended to be honest and took advantage. I must kill him with my own hands! 】

Ed: "(ー_ー)!!……………………o(≧▽≦)o"