Absolute Surrender [Football]

Rooney's message was commented 30 times within an hour, making it the hottest topic of the day. It was followed by a video posted by Sky Sports. Although it was only a few minutes, the effect was amazing.

The video was recorded in the Sky Sports live broadcast room, and the protagonist is the retired star Deon Dublin.

He is facing the camera with his palms folded and earnestly confessed, "I'm sorry for the Sky Sports audience, I'm sorry for the Blackburn team and their fans. Because of historical record, hard power gap and personal preference, I said something rash during the live broadcast. In order to punish I'm a bitch, and I'm here to present a performance for everyone."

The viewers who didn’t watch the live broadcast couldn’t understand how punishment and performance were equated. They continued to watch patiently, and waited for Dublin to come out of the small room next to him after changing his clothes... Everyone sprayed .

puff!puff!puff!

Pfft ha ha ha ha!

The 188cm tall and 82kg retired black star put on a white tutu, an extra-large super-short style... He has a wig on his head, a steamed bun on his chest, and stockings on his legs. When you take it apart, you can see that all the configurations are in place, and the effect is fundamental. unsightly.

This is how people are. Before you do it, you feel that you can’t accept it. Once you pass the psychological threshold, there is nothing you can’t get rid of. Dublin has entered this state.According to him, since he was dressed like this, he might as well be more authentic, and then the makeup artist gave him a "beautiful" makeup.

The impact brought by the video is too strong, it can be said to be shocking.

Accompanied by the background music of "Swan Lake", he danced through the song with dreamy eyes and a blurred smile. Before the music ended, he slipped out a board from the side, on which was written in a very pink and very girly font:

God forgive me~ ok~

Everyone who was lucky enough to see this video has the same feeling: Swan Lake is ruined.

There is another feeling: if Don is lucky enough to see this passage, he will probably wither.

"Blind my eyes, how can I look directly at the ballet in the future?"

"Which hospital is this that didn't tie people up? Did you make it endanger the society?"

"Brother, I beg you, I beg you on my knees! Don't talk nonsense in the future! Others ask for money to dance, but you dance to death!!!"

"..."

When everyone was kneeling and licking Lyandel, Sky Sports was able to create such a news and rushed to the hot list in one fell swoop, which is not a success!

As for the core figure—retired star Deon Dublin, he felt the maliciousness of this world.

When I was still a professional player, I used to hype for various purposes, such as speculation about social status, speculation about transfers, rumors... every time it was full of explosions, but never had such a huge success.Looking at the skyrocketing number of fans, messages, retweets, tweets, and the constant text message notifications since the video was released, Dublin expressed that he was very tired.

Scottish international Pat Nevin, who bet with him, reposted the video immediately, and attached a laughing emoji.

The video caused a big explosion on major social networking sites, not limited to the UK, but has gone to the world.The Chinese journalists who visited the front line also sent it back to the country as soon as possible, and accompanied it with relevant text descriptions. The title reads like this-"British football star apologizes for throwing out his morals, just because he underestimated the violence."

At 18:00 British time, that is, an hour after the end of the game, Dublin's video has been uploaded, and Allardyce also broke the news. upsurge.It was two o'clock in the morning Beijing time, which is supposed to be the time to turn off the lights and go to sleep, but Weibo, forums and various post bars were frantically swiping the screen.

"Tang Gungun is absolutely the best face in football. During the live broadcast, I didn't notice any tactics at all. I watched him the whole time! I must praise the director of Sky Sports. The camera didn't go far in the second half. I was moved and cried. Already!"

"Sir Alex Ferguson is right. The whole Blackburn team is sleepwalking. It depends on Tang Gungun to win the game. He was double-teamed and he gritted his teeth to get out of the tight encirclement. He passed seven or eight people and scored. The live broadcast was picturesque and exciting. Must not!"

"Seven or eight, five, okay? Don't BB if you don't understand. With his style of play, he is just like Diving Luo. He really regards himself as the savior!"

"You didn't hear what Big Sam said. He has only registered as a player for three months. He has not received formal training before. Playing football is a wild way... It is already amazing to be able to come back from the desperate situation at Old Trafford. You know a lot!"

"Just pretend that you haven't seen it. Why bother with envious, jealous, and unbalanced brains? This kind of person is sick. The more you ask him, the more energetic he will be. It's endless."

"It's obvious that it's uncomfortable to lose, and the quality next door is just like this!"

"Is the map gun interesting? I am a diehard Red Devils fan. Losing is not good, but the players have tried their best. Before the game, who knows that Tang Gungun will be killed halfway? Besides, no team can win consecutively. Don't gloat next door." , are all mixed in the Premier League, and you will meet them sooner or later."

"The upstairs said it well! Don't be cowardly and keep barking! We'll see in 34 rounds!"

"Winning or losing doesn't count for three points, as long as the game looks good! Why are you arguing?"

"The national football team has been a bear for so many years, and I finally have some hope. With this technology and this body, I will definitely beat Xiao/Japan/Ben and Bangziguo. The next World Cup group will be qualified! If there are two less laggards, I may still be able to enter the eighth stage." powerful!!"

"Ha ha."

"Have you seen too many irresponsible news reports? Tang Gungun is indeed of mixed Chinese and English descent. His father is Chinese. He is a British citizen. He can only be recruited by the Football Association. It is impossible for him to be harmed by the national pig!"

"It's not enough to change your nationality."

"Whoever changes will be the one who writes! If I were Tang Gungun, I would not come back after being beaten to death. There are a lot of problems in the country. It is difficult for a mere player to make a difference. Instead of wasting youth here, it is better to follow England to hit the Hercules Cup. Although Being kept out of the semi-finals every year, the strength is nothing to say."

……

The attributes of fans participating in the discussion are very complicated.

There are entangled Premier League fans, who really don’t know who they should cheer for when the team they support meets Black; there are Serie A, La Liga, Bundesliga, and Ligue [-] fans who are optimistic about the show, and they say they can take care of it without any pressure; there is hope Leander entered the national team and contributed to Chinese football; there are also serious fans who are attracted by the sky-defying appearance.

Although Liandel's appeal and influence are not as good as those of the top stars, he is popular!It's completely on fire!At least this is the case in China and the UK.

On the 27th, the big newspapers and tabloids in the UK published articles together. As if they had made an appointment, they staggered the topics of each other, forcing fans to buy all the newspapers.

"The Times" interviewed the coaches of many teams in the Premier League and asked them to evaluate Liandel, and the results needless to say.

Ferguson said: "He should have better options, such as Manchester United."

Professor Wenger, who always likes to cultivate young players, also followed suit and appealed: "I admire Don very much. He has all the qualifications required by professional players, and his lack of skills can be made up for in Arsenal."

These two world-class coaches are vying for players, and other coaches will naturally follow suit. At least half of the [-] teams in the Premier League carry the banner and shout slogans, hoping to impress him.

Can he perform a hat-trick on his Premier League debut? Is he an ordinary player?Especially the opponent is Manchester United!The young man does have many deficiencies, but his shooting feeling is really good, his physical fitness is good, and he looks very handsome...he has the conditions to be famous all over the world!

Chelsea said: We can offer the highest price in the entire Premier League!

Manchester City sneered: You are the only one with money?

The Premier League teams have calculated their pursuit of Lyandell so much. They are going to show their presence to let the players know that he is a hot commodity, and then wait for the winter transfer period to see if they can snatch him... And among all the teams, The most embarrassing thing is Newcastle.

Allardyce said that in an interview after the game. Newcastle was instantly Sparta. The head coach didn't know about it at all.

Knowing the truth, anyone would vomit three liters of blood, and Newcastle's head coach almost couldn't bring it up... A player with such great potential was directly let go to Blackburn because of the negligence of the grassroots!That's the superhero who turned the tide and pulled the team back from the brink!Because of him alone, Blackburn made a comeback at Old Trafford after falling behind 0:3!

If there were no such revelations, Newcastle would be jealous at most. Knowing that the kid is a diehard fan of their team, they were so heartbroken that they sent information everywhere to ask for a trial training opportunity... I am so aggrieved and ashamed, how can I tell the fans about this? Confession?

The worry has indeed become a reality. After watching the post-match interviews and the in-depth digging of the news media, Newcastle fans did not agree!