Absolute Surrender [Football]

Absolute surrender [football].

Before he was busy appeasing the fans and dealing with the media, Leander even forgot to thank his friends for their help. With a chicken leg in his mouth, he pulled out his phone and swiped open the screen, only to notice that there were a few unread text messages. It was sent by the male god and the manager.

[okay]

[I just finished training here, so I don't know exactly what the game was like, but your words are very simple and sincere, and the fans will definitely receive the conveyed feelings...don't worry. ]

[I just followed up the press conference with my mobile phone, you said it very well ^_^, Chris and I are going to watch the game, I don’t know how Andel performed today, handsome or not! ]

Because there were too many things after the game, the memory of that game was thrown into the back of his mind. The male god suddenly mentioned Liandel and realized that there was an embarrassing moment in the first half that he could never forget as long as he watched it.

[What's so interesting about the game, male god, you better stop watching, let's chat, ≧皮≦]

There was a quick reply: [What are you talking about? ]

Damn, can't you see that this is just an excuse, Leander scratched the hair on the top of his head, held back for a long time before replying wittyly: [I haven't seen your kid before, please post a photo xd]

Tututu

Ronaldo took a triple shot with his stupid son in his arms, and after checking the handsomeness of the photos, he sent them to Leander.

[oh dear! ! ! ]

The male god in Madrid thought that the brainless fan would praise him angrily, but he was disappointed. The reply to the message was extremely fast. When he opened it, he added three exclamation marks to the two words. mom!

C Luo raised his eyebrows, entered a question mark and was about to send it out, but another one came over there.

[Male god qaq, male god, is your wife the briquette next door?Your daily pinching is just for fun! ! ! ]

Ronaldo has also seen the big world, even so, he was still shocked, he could no longer express his surging emotions through text messages, Ronaldo closed the message window and dialed the phone directly.Hearing a familiar voice from over there, he asked helplessly, "Where are you thinking of? Me and...Messi?"

"Is not it?"

"Of course not! What are you thinking about?!"

"I'm not thinking wildly, who made your little kiwi so dark! It's black and fat!"

Wait, it’s okay to be black and fat, but what the hell is a kiwi?

"That's my pet name for the little baby. Look at his fluffy head. Put a label on it and stand tall to see if it's not a kiwi?"

Ronaldo spoke his mind without even realizing it. Forget it, he also got an answer from Leander. After clarifying the origin of the kiwi fruit, he really put his son on the sofa and took a few steps back... …Ignoring other parts, if you only look at the top of the head, it really looks like a lying kiwi. Well, let’s not mention this: "What does the kiwi have to do with Messi?"

"...Kiwi is related to Messi?"

"Didn't you say that?"

"Oh no, male god, you misunderstood! I mean, the little kiwi is so fat and so dark, isn't it a replica of coal balls?"

Don't complain about being fat, who do you think can be fatter than that idiot of Manchester United?The key skin color, Messi is obviously very white!Just looking at that skin is as white as a girl!He is not black!

It can only be said that the male god, you still haven't kept up with Ander's rhythm. For this kind of boy who thinks out of the way, if you are serious, you will lose!In his world, Messi is equal to briquettes, and briquettes are a spicy Shanxi specialty...

A few minutes after Ronaldo figured out what Leander meant, he first showed an embarrassing expression, then pinched his stupid son's double chin and looked left and right several times, and finally couldn't help laughing out loud.

That night, Ronaldo updated a message that scared fans to tears.

aldo: Ander really worked hard to make me ignore his exquisite assist. Just look at the screenshots to see how hard he worked [Picture][Picture][Picture]

……

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The amount of information is a bit large!President, does he know how you play with Elena?

Your wife is Messi?

Your son's name is Little Kiwi?

"My mother asked me why I knelt down to browse Facebook! Because I believe in love again!!!"

"This is the legendary falling in love and killing each other? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,I want to go down and run a couple of laps to calm down!"

"Do you want to play so big? Don't you just want to be in the headlines? Let you! We let you!"

"I still don't understand what black and fat has anything to do with our Sisi! Please explain clearly!"

"...First of all, you need to know that Ander is of mixed Chinese and English descent. Secondly, you need to know the nickname Chinese fans have for Messi. Finally, you need to know that this nickname has a prototype in China. It corresponds to a kind of economic value. Tall things, and this thing happens to be black and fat, do you understand the explanation upstairs?"

"I don't know if the upstairs understands it or not, anyway, I understand it, hahahahahahaha!"

"Hahahahahaha! Don't thank me, just call me Huo Lei Feng!"

"Hahahaha!"

……

Messi himself didn't even notice that he was going to be walked to the headlines. He just finished the game against Sporting Gijon. Although he worked hard, he only got one draw due to various reasons, and the morale of the whole team was a bit low. Depressed, they cheered up and responded to the support of the fans. They got on the bus and prepared to go back. Not long after the car drove out, a traitor who poached the wall appeared in the revolutionary camp!Pick held the phone and lay down on the back of the front seat with a smile.

At first he was still enduring it!

When he realized that he was exposed, he laughed outright. He handed the mobile phone to Iniesta, who came forward, and Iniesta passed it to Harvey after reading it...

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

hahahahahahahahaha!

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This is how the Barcelona team has become!

The most classic is Leander's own whitewashing. In order to prove that he is not talking nonsense, he explained the whole incident with mobile phone puzzles.The first is the photo of Mini Luo, because it hasn't grown yet, and its body shape is indeed chubby. As for the blackness, many media have complained about it.Below Mini Luo there are some screenshots from Chinese forums, which are screenshots of fans calling Messi a briquette, and then there is an encyclopedia of [briquette], Chinese and English explanations, and finally a dark lump...

Do you think that's all?

In order to let the fans better understand the nickname of Little Kiwi, he picked out the one in the triple shot in which Mini Luo bowed his head and played with his fingers, found a product label from the Internet, and pressed it on top of his head with the PS tool...

You have to read the news about Ronaldo and Leander together. After the combination, everyone from football celebrities to ordinary fans will laugh like crazy.

"It's no wonder the CEO is unwilling to release the information about Mini Luo's birth mother. The truth is like this!"

"As long as I think that Mini Ronaldo has such an awesome mother, I think the future of Portuguese football is bright!"

"What nonsense! Since he is our Sisi's son, of course he must become an Argentine citizen!"

"Hahahaha, there is no end to such arguing, why not wait for the little kiwi to grow up and make your own choice!"

"Don't mention the kiwi, I just took one out of the refrigerator, and I don't want to eat it now! qaq"

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Leander himself didn't laugh at all, he didn't think there was anything wrong with his analysis!Logical thinking is very careful, there is no problem at all!Compared to this, the male god is too much, he clearly saw through his intention to change the subject, and even pretended not to know and ruthlessly exposed it in front of fans all over the world!

God, how can I love you so much? !

Fan of Love and Justice_ld11: Sleepy, good night, good night, good night... o Cheer for tomorrow's game, all fans, don't forget our Valentine's Day promise.

The culprit fell asleep hugging the quilt, and Messi himself finally sent a message after the unremitting efforts of his teammates.

ssi: return my son... o

aldo: it's my son! ! !

"This is the official killing of the fan! President, come out! President, how can you continue to write my half-serial prostitution/article like this? What about the promised life with Brother Jam? Ah, ah, tell me!"

"Brother Jam, forget about it for now, Xixi's son is born, you can't deny his status as the main palace!"

"Official likes, fans are dead, you can open a new one tomorrow if you cut this book with a knife!"

Barcelona is also fighting. In order to make the fans forget the draw, the first team all shared the news. First, they congratulated Messi on becoming a father, and then asked Ronaldo to return the little kiwi!Don't look at who gave birth in October, if you want to monopolize it, you have to ask us uncles to agree or not!

Mini Luo didn't know that he was tricked out of Xiang. After today, he not only had a "mother" with a strange identity, but also a nickname given by his stepmother.

The little kiwi is not domineering at all!

At nine o'clock in the evening on February 90th, Real Madrid challenged the Spaniard away. They finally won the game, but the process was not easy at all. The biggest shadow was that Cassie was red for [-] seconds. Hong was directly given a red card and sent off on the spot!Any position can be vacant, but not in front of the goal. Mourinho had to replace Di Maria with a substitute goalkeeper, and Real Madrid was forced to enter a ten-on-eleven rhythm.

I don't know if it's a tacit understanding or what, the rhythm of this game is very similar to that of Blackburn, and Real Madrid's position is more like Newcastle.

This extraordinary opening determined the hotness of the process. Since then, the two sides fouled each other, and the actions were not small. The referee increased the penalty scale and failed to control the scene. No. 40 minutes in the first half, Ronaldo was brought down.In fact, he had already stepped on the penalty area line, but his body did not go in completely, and it was the Spaniard's home court, so the referee only gave a free kick.It was the Spaniard's No. 5 Amat who brought down Ronaldo. After that, he made many small moves against Ronaldo, but he didn't achieve much success, but he angered the Real Madrid players.Ten fights and eleven fights are already under great pressure. Seeing that the competition was about to go in the direction of full martial arts, at the critical moment, Amat fell down.

He fell down holding his legs, and there were no Real Madrid players around him.

This picture is so beautiful that the home fans can't stand it anymore. The guest commentator was stunned for a while before realizing that it might be a cramp... Amat went to the sidelines to receive a massage from the team doctor. down.

After Amat left the field, Ronaldo was much more comfortable at that point. A few minutes later, he seized the opportunity to receive a pass from Ozil and pass it straight to Marcelo. It was Marcelo's shot that helped Real Madrid win the game. The result was a small victory.

The end of the game was past eleven o'clock local time. After the press conference, Burberry Valentine's Day limited merchandise and special promotional video were released together.