From eunuch to emperor

The Eastern Zhou Dynasty was in the north of Nanliang, facing the sea in the east, and the female emperor ruled the country.

The empress has four daughters, which are the four palaces of east, west, north and south.

The West Palace is the palace of the fourth princess Emperor Luoxi.

Long Chen followed the little eunuch into the West Palace. The palace here is luxurious, full of flowers and trees, and a faint feminine fragrance emerges.

The characteristic of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty was that women were in power, while the status of men was low. The harem was basically filled with women, and eunuchs were placed in the palace to do rough work.

Long Chen felt that he had entered heaven, women, there were women everywhere, and they were all stunning beauties, that faint body fragrance made him restless.

The little eunuch noticed Long Chen's strangeness, and reprimanded in a low voice: "Little Longzi, don't think about those useless things, you're gone, what are you thinking about!"

"When you get here, you must remember that you must never look up at the fourth princess. The eunuch who dares to look up at the fourth princess will die. Remember!"

Long Chen shrank his neck in fright, and imitated the little eunuch to look at his toes.

"Xiao Guizi, why is there only one eunuch? We still need four!"

Facing him was a plump court lady, that thing was really big, a bit ridiculously big, this woman was Zhengsu Yourong of Xigong Palace.

The little eunuch smiled respectfully and said: "Auntie, most of the eunuchs in the cleansing room have just arrived and haven't recovered yet. This one is ready, and I will send it to you."

Su Yourong glanced at Long Chen, and said, "Raise your head!"

Long Chen raised his head and glanced at Su Yourong inadvertently. He was around 30 years old, with a round face and average appearance, but he was extremely huge, at least F rank.

"what is it call?"

"Little Dragon."

"Remember, in the West Palace, you have to lower your head to do things. This is the last time you raise your head. From now on, you will look at your toes when you walk. Remember!"

"Remember Auntie."

"The princess is taking a bath, go to the kitchen to get some hot water."

"Yes!"

Long Chen felt excited, he just entered the palace, and he can watch the princess take a bath, it's so glamorous.

According to memory, the empress and four princesses of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty were stunning.

But the strange thing is that it is said that the empress of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty never married, but she was able to have children. This is a kind of blood inheritance.

Similarly, the four princesses are beautiful and beautiful, but they don't recruit sons-in-law.

In the kitchen, the maid boiled two barrels of hot water and told Long Chen to go to the bathroom.

Although Long Chen had completely lost his martial arts skills, he was a general after all, and his strength was still there, so he walked to the bathroom with two buckets of water.

It was already mid-winter season, it was snowy outside, charcoal was burning in the bathroom, the water was steamy, and the temperature was over 30 degrees.

More than a dozen stunning maids were wearing tulle clothes, their hair was a little wet, and their clothes were clinging to their bodies, giggling and teasing.

In the middle of the bathroom is a large bathtub. A tall and plump woman with white skin and snow is leaning against the side, holding a book in her hand.

This woman is Princess Luoxi of Eastern Zhou Dynasty.

"Princess, you have such a good figure, the servants are all envious."

A maid with the same superb figure stretched out her slender hand to rub the fourth princess Luoxi's body.

"Xuanyi, fortunately you are a woman. If you were a eunuch, if you dare to say that, you would have been beheaded."

Another charming maid scooped up a ladle of water and poured it on Di Luoxi's fragrant shoulders, jokingly.

These are Emperor Luoxi's two personal maids: Xuanyi and Qingyue.

"Which eunuch dares to say that, even if he glances at it, his eyes will be gouged out."

Carrying a bucket of water, Long Chen walked lightly to the side of the bath, and gently poured the hot water into the pool... Long Chen's heart was pounding, and there were beauties all around, especially the fourth princess Luoxi in the middle.

Long Chen tried his best to suppress the impulse, and kept silently chanting: Second brother fell asleep, second brother fell asleep...

"Huh? How dare you spy on this princess!"

Di Luoxi turned around suddenly, and yelled at Long Chen.

Xuanyi and Qingyue jumped out of the water with a crash, without a single strand on their bodies, they fell to the ground and took Long Chen down on the spot.

"How dare you peek at the princess!"

"Tell me, gouging out the eyes or beheading!"

These two maids are actually very skilled in martial arts, and they firmly held down Long Chen.

Long Chen really couldn't hold back just now, and secretly took a look at Di Luoxi, but he dared to swear, he just took a look.

Didn't expect this Emperor Luoxi to be so vigilant, to be able to detect this?

"I didn't, I didn't peep at the princess, I was reading a book."

Even if Long Chen was beaten to death, he would not admit the fact that he was spying on the princess. Now that he has lost all his martial arts, if he admits it, he will only die.

Even if you don't die, gouging out your eyes is still a disability... How about being a blind swordsman?

With so many beauties in the harem, how could they be blind?

Long Chen must save his life, but also his eyes.

"Reading? You, a little eunuch, can actually read?"

The fourth princess, Emperor Luoxi, had already got up from the bath, wearing a pink tulle dress, with her wet hair stuck to the neck of the swan, she looked extraordinarily alluring.

Long Chen quickly said: "The young one is originally from a scholarly family, but the family suffered a disaster and was reduced to a eunuch."

Di Luoxi walked up to him, just after taking a bath with a hint of heat, the faint body fragrance made Long Chen feel his blood swell, and he really wanted to do it right away.

"Scholarly family? Then tell me, how about the book just now?"

Di Luoxi's eyes were cold, and her tone was even colder. She had murderous intentions, and Long Chen could feel it.

"Bullshit doesn't make sense! This person doesn't understand poetry at all!"

Long Chen's tone was firm, he had to speak absolutely, so that he could survive PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds.

"Oh? Do you know whose poetry theory this is? This is the work of Yu Shinan, a great poet and writer in Nanliang. All literati and writers in the world follow his poetry theory to write poems. How dare you say that it doesn't make sense!"

Di Luoxi stretched out her slender fingers, lowered them on Long Chen's chin, and slowly raised her head.

Looking at the perfect body in front of him, Long Chen couldn't help swallowing.

There was killing intent in Di Luoxi's beautiful eyes, she felt that Long Chen was playing tricks on her.

"He said that poems and essays should be beautiful and beautiful. This is a child's trick. The so-called: poetry expresses ambition, song always speaks, heart is ambition, speech is poetry."

"Poetry lies in the artistic conception, not in the accumulation of rhetoric. What kind of shit does Yu Shinan make sense of this."

Long Chen is a time traveler, he doesn't know who Nanliang Yu Shinan is, the original owner of his body is a general, and he doesn't know poetry.

But Long Chen had read Liu Xie's "Wen Xin Diao Long", and there was an exposition on how to write poetry.

Long Chen's arm was clamped by two maids, Xuanyi and Qingyue, it felt really comfortable...

Di Luoxi was shocked by Long Chen's words.

"Poetry expresses aspirations, songs always speak, what is in the heart is ambition, and speech is poetry."

Di Luoxi savored this passage carefully, and it was indeed better than Yu Shinan's poetic theory.

"Then write a poem and see if it is well written, the princess will spare you."

Di Luoxi suspected that Long Chendao had heard it, and wanted to see if he could compose poetry on the spot.

Long Chen turned his head and saw a plum tree blooming in the snow outside the window, and began to chant: "There are several plum blossoms in the corner, and Ling Han blooms alone; I know it's not snow, because there is a dark fragrance."

Xuanyi and Qingyue were stunned at the same time, they slightly loosened their hold on Long Chen's hand.

Di Luoxi recited it again, nodded slightly and said, "Yes, it's a good poem, you really know how to compose poems."

Long Chen raised his head and said with a straight chest: "Scholars of the younger generations, of course they can compose poetry."

Di Luoxi looked at Long Chen, and smiled coldly: "Okay, take it down, goug out your eyes!"

Fuck, gouging your eyes?

"Princess, didn't you promise to spare me? Why didn't you keep your word?"

"The princess promised to spare you from death, but she didn't say she wouldn't poach your eyes. Don't worry, their skills are very good."

Long Chen wanted to vomit blood, what kind of people are there in the Eastern Zhou Palace, Geji Geji is good at gouging eyes, is there any technique that is not good?

"If you goug out my eyes, I will die!"

Long Chen felt that Di Luoxi seemed to care about his poetic talent, so he took a gamble.

Di Luoxi looked at Long Chen coldly, and said lightly: "Take it down, keep the dog's eyes for now."

Two maids came up and took Long Chen into a small dark room and locked him up.

"Princess, don't you want to kill me?"

Xuan Yi asked.

Di Luoxi said coldly: "Let's talk about it tomorrow, maybe it will be useful."