[HP Fred] I was the school belle at Hogwarts

If Sigrid is like a wilted rose during this holiday season, then Fred is like a lit dynamite.

The scope of this mobile explosive package soon expanded from a dormitory to the entire Gryffindor Tower. The next target may be to blow up the school.

The poor little lions all dare to be angry but dare not speak out. They are seniors in seventh grade! He can't beat him, not to mention the big devil who even Filch is helpless.

"What the hell is wrong with you? Why am I bothering you by browsing forums in the dormitory? It's unreasonable!" Li picked up his robe speechlessly and gave up the dormitory to this neurotic roommate with endocrine disorders.

Secretly complaining, he is worthy of being dubbed by George as "the grudge husband". If you are not angry, I am not angry. A single noble will not care about the petty grudge husband.

Fred, who usually pissed off his last roommate, lay lazily on the sofa and bench, waving his wand to control his name tag swinging up and down above his head.

He hesitated whether to take the initiative to break the cold war, but felt aggrieved.

She was simply baffled, and Fred thought about it for so long and couldn't figure out where he had offended her. It's okay to just ignore him, but now I don't even have to deal with him, I just don't bother him anymore.

Are you ready to break up with him?

Don't even think about it!

Fred's resentment makes him breed malice. Either the two live in harmony and become a couple, or they torture each other and become a resentful couple.

Let her choose!

As for breaking up, sorry, there is no such option.

Fred picked up the forum parchment that had just been casually thrown on the bed by Lee Jordan, cracked his password in twos and twos, and entered the forum.

On the home page, scrolling: Congratulations to F&S (Broken Up CP) for winning the title of "The Most Unsuitable Couple" among the CPs we ate together in those years.

Fred was stabbed. He quickly scrolled through it, focusing on the other posts.

The check-in post on the day they were exposed was actually the most popular post on the homepage, and those wishful thinking fans continued to check in the post.

[Check-in] Breakup CP Did you break up today? (Hot! Comments 10060)

Floor 9995/(school beauty and I hold hands): Good morning, I have a hunch that today is the last day before we break up!

Floor 9996/(ss is a beautiful snake): There are still 23 hours left before we break up.

Floor 9997/(School Beauty’s Personal Auror): Countdown to 22 hours.

Omit dozens of items like checking in.

Floor 10026/(school beauty’s little girlfriend): There are 06 hours left, give me points!

Floor 10027/(I have eight-pack abs): Wait, is there a girl upstairs?

Floor 10028/(SS’s little warm man): Oh my god, I’m so naive, I didn’t know that my love rival actually had a girl! ! ! !

Floor 10029/(SS is so aggressive and I love her so much): Haha, sad straight men!

Floor 10030/(SS’s little clingy girl): Maybe the school beauty was disheartened by all the stinky men after breaking up, and then discovered that her sweet, soft and considerate girlfriend is the little cotton-padded jacket!

Floor 10031/(Snake Flower Meimeimeimeimei): So many girls have exploded, I’m trembling!

Floor 10032/(SS is so offensive and I love it so much): Male fans are amazing, every one of them changes their mind when they see plmm. We female fans are the most steadfast guardians of SS.

Floor 10033/(I have eight-pack abs): I refuse to be beaten to death with one shot, I am a dedicated male fan! ps, isn’t it good to like men? You still have eight-pack abs!

Floor 10034/(mr·Renwenduojin): It’s terrible. A girl falls in love with a girl. How can Merlin be so humorous? It’s hard to imagine how they spent countless long nights?

Floor 10035/(SS’s little clingy spirit): Ugh—straight men should die of cancer, their heads are full of pornographic waste!

...More than a dozen scolding posts in harmony...

Floor 10051/(SS’s little warm boy): The nickname is extraneous. According to the internal news of the Lion Court, the breakup of CP is probably a real breakup. I heard that during a holiday, F was bored in the lounge every day and was unhappy, "SS" "Snake Flower" " "School Beauty" has become a forbidden word in the lounge, whoever mentions it will die...

Floor 10052/(SS is easy to attack and I love her so much): Really? Really? ? Really? ? ? Crying with joy!

Floor 10053/(I have eight-pack abs): It’s true! it is true! ! it is true! ! ! Super Plus enjoy!

Floor 10054/(Mr·Renwenduojin): I just said they took jujube pills, but F also made money. He actually stayed with SS for 3 years. This life is worth it!

Floor 10055/(The little clingy spirit of SS’s family): Straight male cancer gentlemen, let’s shake hands and make peace for the time being! It’s no time to wait to break up!

Floor 10056/(The school beauty and I are holding hands): Yes, yes, the breakup cp countdown to breakup, it is now 044 hours before the breakup.

Floor 10057/(SS is a beautiful snake): It is now 043 hours before the breakup.

Floor 10058/(The school beauty’s personal Auror): 042 hours before the breakup.

……

Fred was stabbed again.

He gritted his teeth and looked at the last floor, forcing himself to tear the parchment into pieces. After all, it seemed to belong to Lee Jordan.

These guys who are eyeing each other up, break up? Just wait and see, Fred plans to find out the owners behind these IDs and invite them to the wedding of Fred Weasley & Sigrid Stewart.

Arranged in the front row, in front of them, lifted her veil, kissed her lips, and put a ring on her, letting the blood and tears in their hearts gather into a black lake outside the castle.

Thinking about it this way, my mood improved a lot, as if I was really going to get married to Little Snake soon.

Fred, who suddenly started looking forward to the wedding, lost all his resentment and simply continued to use Lee Jordan's forum account to post a question.

[Question] What should I do if my partner suddenly starts to be cold and perfunctory?

1st Floor/(Wanting to Find a Girlfriend): What should I do if my partner doesn’t chat, meet or date recently? I don’t know what she is thinking, why don’t she just say it directly, is it fun to torture each other like this?

2nd Floor/(The Magic of Love Turns in Circles): Watching from the front row, the warrior who wrote a love letter to the big bat using a roaring letter actually has a partner? ? ? ? ?

3rd floor/(The man whom s·s can’t get): Oh, it’s not a big bat who dumped you, right? ? ? ?

4th floor/(Flower among Badgers): I am heartbroken. The senior I have always admired is not single!

……

11th Floor/(Bah, heap of cockroaches): Oh my god, are they still a couple? Let me tell you this, if my partner dares to treat me like this, I will dump her on the same day! I gave her face, did she think she was a "snake flower"?

Floor 26/(Silly Slater): Don’t hold on, maybe you are the only one who will be tortured.

Floor 37/(Love Brain Witch): Woohoo, it’s exactly the same as my first love. Now that we’ve broken up, I feel like I was the only one who was struggling to support it. Not to mention, there are many men. I have experienced 4 ex-boyfriends now, and I am no longer the silly girl I used to be!

Floor 44/(Robbery of Honeydukes): I tell you sincerely that the two of you are going to end. It could be within a week at the earliest, or within a month at the earliest. Brother, you must remember, never try to keep her, never get back together, and firmly tell yourself that she no longer loves you, and she is not suitable for you. You will find a better one who knows how to Go love your people. Really, believe me, I've been through this.

49th floor/(Kiss, hug, lift up): I think you should have given a signal before being cold. Either you didn't notice it, or you were too lazy to notice it, so she didn't receive a satisfactory answer from you. For example, she was emotionally disturbed at the beginning. You didn't notice when you were down, but you still chatted with her as before, making her feel that you didn't care about her enough.

Floor 50/(Blissful): What Floor 49 said makes sense. My boyfriend is like this. Even though I am angry, he is still minding his own business. It pisses me off to death.

Floor 61/(Hogwarts Know-It-All): Faced with this situation, don’t sit still and wait for death. Either give up directly, or find out the reason for her sudden change of attitude and let your relationship return to its previous state. Hope my answer is helpful to you!

Floor 66/(The little witch living in the tower): Chat with her as soon as possible to see if there is any problem in the relationship, and communicate frankly! Be honest! Don’t blindly admit your mistakes and take responsibility, let alone refuse to admit them. After all, the consequences of not speaking out will be continued guessing and misunderstanding, and then things will go in a vicious direction!

Fred's feverish mind finally calmed down, and he found one or two useful information among a bunch of nonsense, and got some clues.

During the Christmas vacation, he originally wanted to have a good chat with her, but in the end it was nothing.

At the entrance of St. Mungo's Hospital, his little snake had eyes all over him. When it jumped into his arms, it made him feel that their feelings could defeat everything in the outside world.

But it was obvious that he thought too simply.

Fred deleted the question posted using Li's account and thought about it seriously.

The most important thing right now is to recall where the problems have arisen between them recently. This is too difficult. He has spent a holiday and still has no clue...

Could it be that there was something wrong with their tone of voice when chatting or something that made her feel left out? Or did he say something that made her uncomfortable? Could it be that we have reached a period of indifference?

The first one is impossible, she will only think that I am too clingy!

The second one is also impossible. I obviously make her very happy every time, and she personally proves my sweetness!

The third one is even more impossible, we don’t have a “cold period”.

After denying the previous possibilities one by one, Fred could only think of one reliable possibility.

Hmm...it's very likely that Little Snake has encountered something troublesome recently...or is she really busy? I am already a "mature" prefect boyfriend, so I should understand and give her some time and space.

The most important thing is - he can't be anxious or angry. He must find a way to have a good chat with her on the first day of school.

Fred, who was nestled in the lounge, didn't know that a group of bored people, mainly a lion and a little badger, began to speculate on whether their "most unsuitable couple" had broken up during the holidays, and had already spread these speculations to the public. Really the same.

"Fred is extremely disgusted with the school beauty now. Who dares to mention that she will be treated badly by Fred~"

"I heard from his brother Ron that Fred was only with her because she was rich..."

"Ah? Isn't it because she is a "snake flower"? "

"Yeah~ I bet there isn't a man in Hogwarts who can refuse Stuart."

"Hey... the fact that she is a Slytherin is probably her only stain."

"Wait a minute, is there a possibility that this is actually Fred's prank! In order to get revenge on Slytherin."

"I secretly peeked into the Slytherin building. They all agreed that being chased by a Gryffindor was the most shameful thing for Slytherin, surpassing the House Cup and Quidditch match. "

"Thinking about it, there is nothing more frustrating for the snakes than catching up with their "Snake Flower". This is indeed very Fred~"

By the time these gossips reached Slytherin, it became clear that Fred Weasley was dating them in order to provoke the entire Slytherin family.

Astoria Greengrass's face had an expression of "I knew it was like this": "How can a witch from a foreign family understand the honor of Slytherin? If I were her, I would resign as a prefect. "

Of course, Sigrid's fanboy Rohr wrote to her exactly what Greengrass said and the rumors that reached Slytherin.