[HP Fred] I was the school belle at Hogwarts

Valentine's Day is approaching quietly, and even with the restrictions set by Umbridge's new school rules, it cannot stop the adolescent boys and girls from budding in love.

Fred and George are very busy. As Valentine's Day approaches, they are inundated with orders. The most popular ones are dwarf cattails and love letters with memories, which are essential props for expressing love on Valentine's Day.

When Sigrid found them in the Room of Requirement, the two were cultivating a batch of colorful pygmy cattails.

"So many orders?" Sigrid looked at the orders piled up on the workbench, a little in disbelief.

Can they really pull it off? Sigrid couldn't help but wonder.

"Yes~ The product produced by Weasley must be a high-quality product!" Fred was full of confidence.

"Thank you also for the advertising~" George added without forgetting to count Sigrid's contribution.

"Hey! I didn't know you would be so busy, and I took the liberty of taking a big order for you." Sigrid said guiltily.

When the two brothers heard this, they stopped what they were doing at the same time and stared at Sigrid intently.

Sigrid was stared at by the two people, so she said bravely, "Do you remember the magical witch set I took away? I gave it to Umbridge."

The two of them gasped, she actually did such a big thing quietly?

Was she using Weasley products on fans? She explicitly banned the use of Weasley products? ? ?

"She should be quite satisfied! She asked me to order 10 more sets for her today." Sigrid secretly took out the gold galleons in her pocket like a student who had made a mistake facing the professor.

"100 gold galleons." He lowered his head and carefully placed the money on the table.

For a moment, no one spoke.

"100?" Fred ran over and opened the money bag.

"Jingalong?" George followed the probe and looked in.

"This is the deposit." Sigrid looked up and explained.

"Is it just a deposit?" The two of them were completely speechless. They began to reflect on how many losing businesses they had made in the past.

"Well, when the goods arrive, she will pay you 400 gold galleons, is that enough?" Sigrid asked uncertainly.

"She really used our product?" Fred and George looked at each other, still feeling like they were dreaming.

"Never underestimate a woman's determination to become beautiful, whether she is 8 years old or 80 years old!" Sigrid understands it all too well.

"Of course she doesn't like your gadgets. I was afraid that she wouldn't use them, so I changed the packaging and moved the place of production to France." Sigrid had a winning smile on her face.

"And haven't you noticed? Her wrinkles have decreased a lot recently, and her skin has become firmer." Sigrid reviewed the effects of Umbridge's use.

"..." Ugh -, who is interested in watching a pinkie scratching its head and making poses?

"So, are you willing to sell her ten more sets? I know you hate her." Sigrid asked tentatively.

"Little Snake, don't doubt our professional ethics." Fred hurriedly patted his chest and assured, "We have accepted this order!"

You're a bastard if you don't make money! What's more, it's this fan's money.

"Even if a mysterious man wants to buy our hair growth agent, we will sell it to him." George responded with a smile, adding in his heart - as long as the money is enough!

good very good!

After Sigrid left, the two laughed loudly.

Women's money is so profitable~ Even Umbridge was willing to pay 500 gold galleons to buy their experimental product that cost only 10 gold galleons in total.

The Weasley Twins announce that the Magical Witches series is now their favorite project!

With three days left before Valentine's Day, Umbridge reluctantly announced a major event that shocked the entire campus.

This was the first time everyone cheered and applauded her decision.

Because the forum and school newspaper have reopened, and the forum no longer charges membership fees, it is also mandatory for every student to register an account.

This is also thanks to Lindsay Hall's private operations in the past six months. She has sent money to politicians in the Ministry of Magic.

Of course, the results were remarkable. Her planning plans, product concepts, etc. were supported by the Ministry of Magic. Fudge even personally arranged for Umbridge, as the senior investigator, to fully cooperate with Miss Hall's work.

The forum that night was surprisingly lively, and everyone began to behave differently in the virtual world again.

[Seeking friends] Post a tentative post, can you really speak?

1st Floor/(Hogwarts Know-It-All): Shivering, doesn’t Filch really know how to follow the parchment to find it?

2nd Floor/(Handsome Brother): Brother has big breasts for you to rely on, sister, don’t be afraid!

3rd floor/(Fairy Benxian): 2nd floor, if you are hit by the soul-stealing curse, just say something.

Floor 34/(Want to find a girlfriend): I am male, I like girls, my advantage is that I am handsome, but my disadvantage is that I am too handsome! What are you waiting for, come and hook up with me!

55th Floor/(Chocolate Donuts): This is a donut that knows how to make chocolate, has a sweet look, and a hot body. Looking for a hookup!

Floor 63/(Merlin said I am handsome): Make a friend, regardless of gender. I can teach you the most practical spell - to remove your underwear.

Floor 66/(Mermaid from the Black Lake): My brother from Floor 63 also studied magic at Hogwarts for 7 years. How come you are so good!

71st floor/(I am your god): Ah - 63rd floor is playing hooligan! ! ! Hey, this spell doesn't seem to work on me. It turns out that I never wear underwear!

Floor 72/(I am your God): Happy birds, fly freely~

Floor 73/(Mr. Potter, your fiancée ran away): I would like to ask, are there any normal people in this building?

74th Floor/(The Magic of Love Turns in Circles): I would like to ask, do normal people like me have the right to speak? ?

75th floor/(Big Bat is reluctant to deduct points from me): Before I came in, I was still a normal person.

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Floor 145/(Milk and Bread): Are you sure this is a dating post and not a dating post?

[Ask for advice] Is the LOWS exam really a hellish level? So nervous! !

1st Floor/(Beauty in mind is not as good as beauty in appearance): It’s the end of the semester soon. I heard that it’s difficult to have a way out in the future if you can’t pass Gate 7? I'm a scumbag at emo.

2nd Floor/(Prince Riding on a Broomstick): Why do you have to remind me to review lows on such a beautiful day! ! ! ! !

3rd Floor/(Smart Witch Chubri): Friends, join our lows crash course and enjoy the pleasure of filling your brain with knowledge!

4th Floor/(Love Brain Girl): Lows failed, and I lost a bonus point when looking for a partner!

8th Floor/(Hogwarts Minimalist): Are lows grades really that important? (Only past Gate 8~)

14th Floor/(Honest Man Lisbon): Lows is just right, anything too high or too low is not good. (Passing by Gate 7)

Floor 18/(The handsome guy alarmed Merlin): Don’t worry, we top students don’t mind falling in love with bad students. (Both exes just passed the 7th gate.)

Floor 78/(Your Dad): When I passed 10 subjects, I was told that my grades were average, which made those students who barely passed feel ashamed.

The following comments started to pile up. A serious, serious exam related to personal future development was ruined by everyone in the forum.

【Astrology】Friend, do you believe in pink?

1st Floor/(Hogwarts' No. 30 Astrologer): Accurate prediction, today's Hogwarts mascot is - Pink. If you add "pink □□ quick to manifest" before making a wish, the success rate will increase by !

2nd Floor/(Young Master is so handsome and I love him so much): Pink □□ will appear soon, I pray that Mr. Horse Manure’s History of Magic can look at me one more time.

4th floor/(SS’s guardian angel): Pink □□ will appear soon, praying to the goddess for an early breakup!

Floor 13/(Mrs. Potter): Pink □□ will appear soon, pray that Potter will confess his love to me this year!

Floor 26/(Mr. Handsome Lion): Pink □□ will appear soon, pray that Pink □□ will turn into Pink □□.

【Solitaire】Tell one of Professor Umbridge’s strengths in one sentence.

1st Floor/(Honey Zizitang): Professor Umbridge is our most respected professor. Her advantages are countless. Let’s praise her together!

2nd Floor/(Gryffindor Warrior): Wait, let me open the dictionary and look for it!

Floor 3/(I’m a little grinder): There are so many, I don’t even know which one to talk about first~

4th Floor/(Meow Meow Meow): This is the most upright post I have ever seen on the forum. I have saved it!

5th Floor/(The man who can’t get s·s): Her advantages are:). (pay to watch)

6th Floor/(Flower among Badgers): Her advantages are:). (Only handsome guys and beauties can see it)

7th Floor/(Bah, pile of cockroaches): Her advantages are :). (Follow me to see)

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26th Floor/(Reciting the History of Magic backwards): Her advantages are :). (Let me see which little fool can't see it.)

Floor 36/(The Bludgers can’t hit me): Like pink? ? ? ?

Floor 48/(Gryffindor adds 100 points): Why are you so young and so hypocritical! The advantage of Professor Umbridge is that it gives Hogwarts an extra pink!

Floor 49/(What a big badger): Upstairs, be careful!

Floor 50/(Pink Magic Wand): Floor 48, cover your little vest, the gem of our Lion Court is about to bottom out! !

Floor 69/(Smart Badger Badger): Her appearance makes me more confident!

80th Floor/(Little Master Obediently): She makes even the big bat look amiable~

Floor 111/(Sed, it’s time to get up): The advantage is that it allows me to discover that the people I hate are not actually that annoying.

[Crazy Dreams] How would the male god/goddess react when they see you changing clothes?

1st Floor/(Little Nymphomaniac): I hereby declare that this is purely YY. Brothers and sisters from each support group, please let me go! ! ! !

2nd floor/(little nympho): I’ll go first! ! ! yy master!

When he opened the door and saw me changing clothes, the young master blocked his eyes in embarrassment and said arrogantly: You pathetic mudblood, don't you even know how to lock the door while changing clothes? Get out of here quickly, don't get in my way here!

I covered my face and pretended not to see the tips of his already red ears!

Uh-huh, so shameful, whose fault is it?

2nd Floor/(Sweet Little Witch): It’s so sweet, I couldn’t help but smile like an aunt!

3rd Floor/(Young Master, Young Mistress ran away with someone): I have to say, I didn’t feel any pressure when I brought you in...

4th Floor/(Platinum Blonde Boy): It’s very good to have sex, don’t do it to my husband next time!

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Floor 13/(Sed’s Bride): I’ll do it! ! ! yy school sweetheart!

When he opened the door and saw me changing clothes, Seid quickly apologized and turned his back to me in a gentlemanly manner. After a while, he asked gently, "Have you changed yet?"

I blushed and nodded, only to realize that Seid couldn't see it, and said softly, "I'm fine."

Seid then turned around, walked over and patted my head gently, "Little fool, what are you so embarrassed about? Am I not your boyfriend?"

I suddenly realized that yesterday was not a dream, Seid really confessed to me!

Uh-huh, I made myself cry!

Floor 14/(Badger Demon King): I have dreamed of Seid confessing to me countless times!

15th Floor/(School boy, my family!): Wow...wait a minute, Seid seemed to have asked me to wake him up last night, beauties, I have withdrawn!

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Floor 26/(I am Potter’s sweetheart): It’s my turn! ! ! yyPotter!

When he opened the door and saw me changing clothes, Potter looked at me blankly for a long time before blushing and saying, "Oh... you are changing clothes... what a coincidence!"

Seeing my blushing, Potter turned his head to the side pretending to be natural, "I said, in fact, I didn't see anything. Do you believe me?"

"Ugh..." I couldn't help crying.

Porter hurriedly knelt down in front of me and explained, "I was wrong. I actually saw a little bit. You know, I'm highly myopic!"

Porter comforted me, "Don't cry, don't cry. Get dressed and I will take you with me to see the scenery with the rocket crossbow."

I'm done with yy, is it OOC? I don’t know much about the male god, so I’m sad.

Floor 27/(It turns out that Potter has a crush on me!): Don’t be sad, I don’t understand either, but I think your writing is very good!

Floor 28/(hehehe): I want to know, what bit did hp see?

29th Floor/(Porter’s real girlfriend): 666, I guess his 800-degree myopia should see a little more clearly.

(Omit the 11th floor for academic questions about "Yidiandian")

Floor 31/(Snake Flower believer): The girls upstairs are all talented, let me fuck the goddess.

When I opened the door, I saw that I was changing clothes. The goddess' usually cold face had a hint of red. She was so beautiful~

Unfortunately, before I could take another look, she turned around with her eyes covered and said coldly, "Mr. F, who allows you to change clothes in the prefect's bathroom? Put it on and leave here!"

I got dressed and walked to her step by step.

The goddess's calm face could no longer be maintained. She raised her head and glared at me with a red face, a little annoyed...

I smiled and bent down to give her a standard gentleman's salute, "Yes, my Majesty the Queen!"

The goddess blushed even more!

I'm done with my sexual intercourse, the goddess is so sweet and upright.

32nd floor/(low): As we all know, the boyfriend of the school beauty is an honest man with a gentle temper and magnanimity.

Floor 33/(SS is a beautiful snake): I also want to see the goddess blushing at me!

Floor 34/(A Little Magic): Floor 31, I’ll give you a piece of advice. Be careful when you go out. If you see red hair, avoid it within 20 feet!

35th Floor/(Campus Beauty’s Personal Auror): You’re so brave, I’m going to give you a hot and spicy one!

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Floor 36/(Sandwich biscuits are good): Sisters, make bold assumptions! ! ! Look at me, yy Gemini!

When I was changing clothes, the twins suddenly opened the door and came in laughing! Seeing my appearance, the two of them said "wo~" and their eyes widened!

Then they looked at each other and said in unison, "What are you saying!" "

Pointing to each other again, "It's obviously you who is "wo!""

When they finally found me standing alone, they nodded to me and apologized, "Sorry~" and prepared to close the door.

I thought they were finally gone, so I breathed a sigh of relief and planned to continue getting dressed. Unexpectedly, two heads squeezed in through the crack in the door at the same time, covered their eyes and said to me:

"If you must find someone to take responsibility for, please ask Fred!"

“If you must find someone to take responsibility for, please ask George!”

Floor 37/(Happy Batter): Sister, you can find f on one, three, five, and g on two, four, and six. Give yourself a holiday on Sunday!

38th Floor/(Gemini’s Strawberry Sandwich): The joy of sandwich biscuits is of course: biscuit-sandwich-biscuit!

Floor 39/(Strict Little Eagle Eagle): Let me tell you, can you really cope with it?

40th Floor/(Pure Black Unicorn): Will they suddenly realize that the sandwich in the middle is actually superfluous, and that biscuits and biscuits are pure when sandwiched together?

Floor 41/(little nymphomaniac): Sisters upstairs, please let me go, don’t stop being the devil of yy! I was still young and could not bear the malice of the school bullies.

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Floor 138/(Professors are all rushing to give me extra points): Sisters, let me show you a powerful one - fan.

When I was changing my clothes, a pinkie suddenly came in and shouted at me, "Mr. M, you actually took off your clothes in front of me?"

I was nervous and hurriedly used my robe to cover my handsome 6-pack abs (actually 2 of them were still hidden in my pants)!

He didn't want to be a fan, but he raised his chin and said to me, "Mr. M, come back to my vagina after school! I have to teach you how to hide the six pieces of tofu on your body!"

I won’t go into details about what happened next, everyone knows what happened!

Floor 139/(Candy Apple Pie): I’m curious, how many pieces of tofu did you eat?

Floor 140/(Macho men should wear black stockings): I guess if you eat 8 yuan, if it’s not enough, you can also eat two big breasts! !

Floor 141/(I Have a Golden Broom): All you lost was eight pieces of tofu, and we lost a pure pink!

Floor 142/(Eagle Takes Off): I originally thought [I am the most handsome at Hogwarts] was invincible, but I didn’t expect Floor 138 to be braver than him! Pay attention, brother!

143rd Floor/(Don’t force me to drink pumpkin juice): After reluctantly eating a chicken leg, I decided to give up my love and give you my fans!

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Floor 144/(Slater is stupid): How can we live without him! let me!

When I was changing clothes, Professor Snape suddenly opened the door. His tall body blocked the light that came in. He narrowed his eyes and stared at me expressionlessly for a long time, then pointed to the door with his finger in disgust and said coldly, " Before I even remember which house you’re an idiot from, o-u-t!”

I was so nervous that I forgot how to put on my clothes. Professor Snape glared at me unbearably, "Miss A, if you keep nagging, you won't even be able to keep any of the gems from the Badger Court this year!"

I was trembling with fear as I casually put on my clothes, "Professor, I'm ready!"

Professor Snape gave up his position at the door and said "getout!" from between his teeth.

I quickly ran away! !

Floor 145/(Irritated Charmander): I was the only one who grasped the key point, but Big Bat didn’t deduct points! Got some candy.

Floor 146/(Grand Points, Lots, Lots): He’s coming, he’s coming, his black robe is rolling and coming!

Floor 147/(a little bat): That man may be late, but he is never absent!

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Floor 159/(ggad calcium milk): Looking at it all the way, I caught an important point! Other colleges closed their doors and left, but only Snake College turned against guests and told them to get out!

Floor 160/(The man the school beauty can’t get): Floor 159, I have to tell you the truth!

Floor 161/(Curiosity killed meow): Floor 159, what is ggad? Calcium tablets or milk tablets?