There's something wrong with this elf trainer

Chapter 84: So terrifying—Gengar (4000 words, please collect and recommend)

Chapter 84: So terrifying—Gengar (4000 words, please collect and recommend)

"What are you going to do with this Squid King?" An Sheng asked.

Gu Xianming did not hesitate: "Beat him to death and take care of him."

"It's the same as what I thought. I grew up playing with it, but I don't know if King Squid is delicious when made into a dish." An Jing gave a thumbs up, already imagining how King Squid would look like when made into a meal.

"That's right." Gu Xianming snorted with his nose.

The white-haired Lolita interjected: "Let me tell you two, squid king is not artificially bred like Kentish cattle. There are many, and everyone can make it. Have you ever heard of any recipe where the main ingredient is squid king?"

"What you said makes sense." The two men nodded, "So what do you think we should do?"

"What else can we do? Of course we need to find a chef who can cook!" Xia Mingchan said in a matter-of-fact tone. She also stretched out her hand and tapped their foreheads hard, with a look of hatred in her eyes. It means that it is not made of steel.

The two of them didn't say anything, they just quietly moved their stools and took a few steps back. Gu Xianming's whole body seemed to become more transparent.

It was really hard for them to resist the sister's behavior towards her little brother just like this. After all, Xia Mingchan was indeed older than them, but her delicate body and immature face always made them forget this matter.

So, there are advantages to being a loli.When they were young, some women always pursued protrusion and back curvature, but when they reached middle age, they began to envy Lolita who had not changed at all, because Lolita of the same age looked younger!

Of course, Loli herself is quite dissatisfied with her appearance and figure. For example, Xia Mingchan always feels that it is because she is not big enough that she cannot attract like-minded sisters.

An Sheng: "Xia Mingchan, didn't you say that auntie is the best at cooking this kind of seafood?"

"I don't know either! King Squid is not a seafood either. People live on land." The white-haired loli frowned, thinking whether her dear mother could cook King Squid.

But in the end, thinking that my dear mother only knew how to cook things from the sea, I could only shake my head with regret.

Gu Xianming rubbed his chin: "Why don't you go find Gardevoir? I've never seen anything she can't do?"

"Yes, and then you were kicked out." An Xiang said cheerfully, "Gardevoir doesn't welcome you, after all, you led me astray."

Gardevoir's egg group belongs to the humanoid egg group and the amorphous egg group. Logically speaking, it can breed offspring with Gengar, but I don't know if it is because the super type and the ghost type are in conflict, or if Gengar has a simple incompatibility. Infertile, the two elves had no offspring for decades.

(Gengar: Ghost elves will be infertile? Isn’t this making trouble with me?)

This also caused the two elves to be looking for sustenance. His last senior sister was already in her early twenties when she studied under Xie Xia, which was obviously not suitable.

And Anjing was still a little kid when he studied with Xie Xia. Isn't this a coincidence when Gardevoir and Gengar saw it?

The trainer's little apprentice is still a little kid who can be raised from an early age - Gardevoir and Gengar are like opening a gift bag and discovering a golden legend, and this legend is what they happen to want.

What's more, this big gift package also comes with a cute little girl. Don't worry - isn't the dream of having both children fulfilled?

It's just that Gengar's way of caring for children is a little different. At that time, when An Sheng woke up in the middle of the night, he would find a fat purple man making faces at him on the bedside table every now and then.

It has to be said that Gengar is so terrifying. Even if he is discovered by Wind Speed ​​Dog or Moon Elf, he will appear again after a meal. This situation will not stop until he gradually can no longer sleep.

An Anxin was indeed in trouble. She would only see Geng Gui making faces on her bedside table every other day. Since her stupid Ou Doudou had less and less need to sleep, An Xin could see Geng Gui as soon as she opened her eyes.

Absol and Kyuubi, who were also responsible for guarding, were merciless in the face of this situation, but Gengar left with wounds all over his body on the first day, and came back intact the next day.

Gardevoir and Gengar were obsessed with their old mother and father, so they naturally had great resistance to the bad children who came close to them.

As An Sheng gradually liberates his nature - Gardevoir and Gengar carefully thought about it. Before meeting these three things, An Sheng was normal except for something wrong when facing An An.

But after meeting these three idiots, the child who had tried so hard to pull her up turned out to be more and more abnormal. Good guy, isn't it obvious that these guys are the ones causing the trouble?

Ever since, these three guys would be kicked once by Gardevoir and Gengar once.

"You're right." Gu Xianming had no words to refute.

Although as long as he becomes transparent and void, Gardevoir will definitely not be able to kick him, but they can definitely call Gengar over!

Gu Xianming did not forget that the ghost type and the elves who could see through could touch him.

After thinking quietly for a long time, I finally remembered someone: "Huang Zhengqiang should be able to cook Squid King. He is a professional chef."

"Yeah." The other two nodded in agreement.

Huang Zhengqiang and the others knew that after the uncle's champion strength was exposed, this person would take his place as the uncle in the cafeteria.

But the food is delicious and he seems to be good at cooking everything.

"Ah!"

After the express delivery, Huang Zhengqiang turned around and sneezed hard. Huang Zhengqiang, who was cooking in the training camp kitchen, took out a tissue and wiped his nose, then opened his mouth and wiped the sweat from his forehead.

Now is the season between spring and summer. The weather is quite hot, and you have to cook over a fire. The kitchen is also equipped with an air conditioner, but Huang Zhengqiang is determined not to turn it on, believing that only in this way can he make the best meals.

"When was the last time I sneezed so hard?" He gradually fell into thought.

If his memory was correct, the last time he sneezed so hard was when he agreed to come to the training camp to cook, and ended up meeting the boy with super powers.And last time, this guy came to him with a kitchen knife to ask about seasoning.

Huang Zhengqiang began to consider whether the training camp would pass it if he submitted a resignation letter.

"Is it this way?"

Followed by the bronze bell, Wu Song held a book and looked at the small restaurant in front of him and asked.

"When~~"

Bronze Bell gently bumped his bronze body against the telephone pole next to him, making a loud sound of hitting the bell, indicating that there was absolutely nothing wrong. The squid king he was tracking, and the remaining superpowers were displayed in this house. In a small restaurant.

It can only be said that there is nothing wrong with the saying that the so-called dragon, super and ghost elves are the most difficult to pay for.

Dragon-type elves give trainers a headache with their powerful physique and great power that far exceeds other elves, while super-type and ghost-type elves have become the experiences that trainers least want to face due to their weird abilities.

Some trainers are even more willing to face dragon elves. After all, if a dragon elves fights you face to face, even if you lose, you won't feel too aggrieved.

But the super-powered and ghost-type elves completely adopt kiting tactics. Not only will you lose, but you will also be frustrated to death.

There was once a petty trainer who was very angry because of this kite-flying tactic. Of course, the big reason was the level [-] trash talk of the trainer on the opposite side.

This trainer was so careful that he didn't even go to the funeral of the trash-talking trainer. It was obvious that the trash-talking trainer cried profusely at his funeral.

The world also praised this friendship.

However, no matter how petty this petty trainer was, he used his own personal experience to prove that Zhou Yu's death from anger was not a legend in history.

Some people didn't believe that Zhou Yu was angry to death before. After all, how small-minded does one have to be to be angry to death?

Of course, it is also possible that a grand welcome party will be held in the reverse world?

And like now, the bronze bell can actually track the remaining superpowers of other elves, which seems a bit unscientific and even a bit fantasy.

"Excuse me……"

Wu Song stepped into the small restaurant, smiled gently, and asked with clear goals like the landlady sitting at the front desk settling accounts:

"Did you see a king squid? This is a very dangerous fugitive."

Wu Song's question came clearly to the ears of the three An Sheng people who were still discussing how to get rid of the Squid King.

The three people sitting in the corner silently took out their glasses and put them on. They had a lot of these causal weapons on them.

"Use teleportation?" Xia Mingchan took out her mobile phone and started typing.

"No, there is a bronze bell at the door, and teleportation has no effect on Gu Xianming at all." An Sheng rejected this suggestion without thinking.

Gu Xianming typed silently: "Then create chaos?"

"Row."

"That's it."

An Jian and Xia Mingchan immediately agreed to this suggestion.

And when they made unified suggestions, Wu Song also asked them: "Excuse me, have you seen one..."

"King Wusong?!"

An Sheng suddenly stood up, without concealing the surprise in his voice. He stretched out both hands to firmly grasp Wu Song's hand that was not holding the book, and shook it vigorously.

"I...I...I'm your fan." He was so excited that he seemed to be unable to speak coherently.

Wu Song pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose with the hand holding the book, looking a little embarrassed. He had never seen such a fanatical fan.

"whispering sound."

Xia Mingchan put on a pair of gold-rimmed glasses. She saw the white-haired lolita with her legs raised, her head held high, her nostrils pointed at the ceiling: "What is there to admire about Wu Song? If you ask me, Daye Tianwang is the most powerful. ."

Wu Song's expression became even more embarrassed.

"Fart! King Wu Song is not only strong, but do you know how hard he works for his job? How much hair has he lost?!"

An Sheng frowned and yelled with a red face. He pointed at Wu Song's thick purple-blue hair and choked with sobs:

"If King Wusong hadn't had a hair transplant in time, would he still have hair now?"

One pink top ten black.

At this moment, Wu Song completely understood the meaning of this sentence. What the fan just said was like a sharp knife digging into his heart.

"Please don't touch me..." Wu Song wanted to interrupt, but Xia Mingchan didn't give the slightest chance. The white-haired Loli slapped the table, climbed up on the chair and looked down at Anping.

"Then do you know how hard King Daye worked hard for his marriage? He stays at the Lakeside Gym every day just to see Denji more often."

pop~~

Wu Song swallowed, and even swallowed back the words he wanted to defend his hair. Wu Song knew that the two friends, Daye and Denji, had always been very popular in the fujoshi circle.

But he really didn't expect that the Daye fan in front of him would be so fierce and would talk about this matter openly.

The entire small restaurant suddenly fell silent. Some customers who didn't know the existence of the fujoshi circle believed this sentence to be true, and even looked at Wu Song in a weird way.

An Jing and Gu Xianming opened their mouths: "Are you still in the fujoshi circle?" This was not staged, it really surprised them to the extreme.

"It's easy to find Lily in the fujoshi circle." The white-haired Loli finally realized that she had said the wrong thing. She wanted to make a few excuses, but the more she spoke, the darker her words became.

"that…"

Although Wu Song was a little surprised by the strange composition of Daye's fans, as the most reliable king at work, he obviously has not forgotten the business. This is the best time to interrupt.

But Gu Xianming would not give him a chance and threw the glass provided by the restaurant owner on the table. The sound of the glass breaking was like a signal for war.

The two of them took out the elf ball in tacit agreement and released Nine-Tails and Sister Mizui.

The two elves were also observing the surroundings in the elf ball. Naturally they knew what they were going to do after coming out. The flames and freezing rays attacked them the moment they came out.

The flames and the freezing cold merged together, and thick white fog suddenly filled the small restaurant and even overflowed.

Jiuwei and Sister Mizui didn't hesitate too much, and directly used their magical power and telekinesis to control Wu Song's ace, the bronze bell, waiting at the door.

Although Bronze Bell is the best among the kings, Jiuwei and Sister Mizui are not invincible after their uncle's training. What's more, the two elves were controlled by Bronze Bell without any precautions.

Wu Song also realized something was wrong at this time. Just as he was about to take out the elf ball to control the situation, two fists from behind hit Wu Song accurately on the neck.

Because of the white mist, Wu Song didn't notice someone coming around behind him, so he didn't even have time to react, and his legs went weak and he fainted.

"Assaulting the King of Heaven, if word spreads about it, we will definitely not be able to survive in Sinnoh."

Xia Mingchan's eyes flashed with bright light, acting as a flashlight. The white-haired Loli quickly squatted down and took out all of Wu Song's pokeballs, then locked them.

Perhaps because they were too confident in their trainer, Wu Song's elf did not notice that something was wrong at the first time, but when they wanted to jump out, the elf ball was locked.

"Anyway, we have disguised our identities and are carrying causality weapons. It is impossible for him to recognize us."

Anjing spread his super power and soon found the back door of the small restaurant, pulling the two of them forward in the misty white mist.

The meals prepared by the chef boss were also packed by him. After all, there is no shortage of food!

Of course, money for meals and compensation was also given.

"And after this mission is completed, I don't plan to come to Sinnoh in my life. I'm afraid I'll be beaten to death if I offend someone."

An Sheng set a flag silently.

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