There's something wrong with this elf trainer

Chapter 6 Spring is here...

"Touch the gold captain, if you unite, you will live, and if you divide, you will die."

An Xin took out two gold-touching talismans that were not authentic or fake from the bag, and forced one of them into Qin Ziyan's hand.

He held her hand and said in a low, serious voice.

Then he took out two headlamps and handed one to Qin Ziyan.

The curtain in the sky twinkled with a few stars, and little bits of starlight were scattered in the canyon.

The light emitted by the two headlamps was particularly conspicuous, and two figures could be seen moving through the canyon lined with strange rocks.

Randomly coming to a place on the ground, An Xin took out a compass and muttered something while hoping to dig a grave for the first time.

After all, she doesn't know how to find a tomb by looking at Feng Shui. She can only recite a few lines of "Looking for the Dragon" on the Ghost Blowing Lantern.

He recited all the Xunlong Jue without changing his expression, stood up and gave up his position to the Flame Chicken and Commander Pi Zhan.

"She is really my stupid sister."

Behind a huge rock not far away, Anjing held a telescope and looked at the hard-working Flame Chicken and Commander Pi Zhan, and Anxing sat there and cheered Qin Ziyan up.

Finally, his eyes rested on the golden charm around An Xin's neck, and he laughed in a low voice.

Stupid sister, I carry the official seal of Faqiu, but your boss, accept my rule!

Oh hahahahaha...

"Ah!"

Vulpix used his two little eyes to give the trainer a pair of hygiene balls as a gift. His nose twitched slightly and he sneezed.

Fragmented sparks emerged from the tip of Vulpix's nose. Although there were not many, they were particularly conspicuous in the darkness.

"Who?"

After two sweet shouts, under the dark night sky, a bit of cold light carried thousands of sharp edges and split the boulder. The sharp blade in Commander Splitting's hand stayed in front of An Ning's neck.

The flame chicken standing in front of the two people had bulging leg muscles, and some flames wrapped around its legs. Anyone who dared to get close to the two people would be kicked away by a fire kick.

"cut?"

Commander Pi Zhan shook his head, and then he got closer to An Sheng and took a closer look. After confirming that he had read it correctly, he sounded a slightly confused voice.

A drop of cold sweat dripped from his forehead to the ground. He Anping extinguished the blue light that had just lit up in his eyes. He turned his head and looked at the exposed little traitor. He sneered, opened his mouth and whispered softly: "From now on, the snacks will be halved every day."

Then he stretched out a hand to hold the sharp blade that was used to chop the commander and put it aside. He elegantly straightened his messy clothes, took out a bowler hat from somewhere, and stepped on the smooth surface of the remaining rock with one foot: "My stupid sister! I didn't expect that we would meet here. Sure enough, the bond between us is unbreakable."

"Didn't Mom say you went to Hezhong? Why are you in Carlos?" An Xin automatically put aside the last sentence and strode towards An Sheng. He was full of energy and asked loudly at him.

"Tell me, are you following me? I didn't expect my stupid Ou Doudou to be such a pervert! Please plead guilty!"

"My stupid sister! I just feel that I have an opportunity in Carlos. I think highly of you."

Looking at An Shen standing in front of him, An Sheng transformed into a flower and put it in her hair. If there wasn't that weird and sinister look, it would definitely be a warm scene.

"Stupid Oudou!!!"

An An Sheng was so aroused by An Sheng's words that he lost his mind. She grabbed his collar and shouted loudly into his ear.

"Mr. Flame Chicken, I don't know why I didn't take away your rations this week."

A blue light flashed in An Jian's eyes, and An Jian felt that his hands were empty. When he saw it again, An Jian appeared next to the flame chicken and handed him a box of red energy cubes.

"Thank you for taking care of my stupid sister and not letting her be kidnapped. This is a thank you gift."

"just!"

The Flame Chicken listened to Amway's mockery of his trainer in An Sheng's words, and turned a deaf ear to it.

He happily took the energy cube, opened it immediately, picked up a piece and stuffed it into his mouth.

"this is yours."

An Jing also took out a box of energy cubes from the Ganggonggang elves, and handed them to Commander Pi Zhan with a smile.

"...Twenty-five boys."

An Xin snorted softly and decided not to look at the two elves who resolutely betrayed the camp for food.

A quarter of an hour later, the three people stood in front of the hole dug by Commander Pi Zhan and Flame Chicken.

An Xin still held the flower on his head, and for the fifth time he shook his head in disgust, "Take it out."

"What?" An Sheng was stunned by what An Xin had just said, "Have you watched too many third-level Korean dramas? Even if I have to hide my underwear, I have to hide Sister Qin's."

Laughing so hard, I didn’t expect my stupid sister to be so narcissistic.

"Ou Doudou, whose mind is full of yellow waste." An Xin roared loudly, and he didn't know whether his beautiful face was angry or dry.

"And how many times have I told you? I was just curious that time, curious!"

Qin Ziyan, who was standing aside, also had a blush on her delicate face, and she hit An Ning on the back of the head with a pink fist.

He advised softly: "Don't make such dirty jokes in front of girls."

An Ning covered the back of his head, which was not as big as in the anime, and nodded obediently.

Growing up, he was most afraid of Sister Qin, who grew up with his elder sister.

Because she will beat you with a shy look on her face, and at the same time she will reason with you with a shy look on her face. It is simply double physical and psychological abuse.

"Humph."

Seeing that his stupid Ou Doudou was subdued, An Xin snorted for some reason and took the gold-touching charm from his neck.

"Before we fight, let's pray for the blessings of the tomb robbers."

Although Qin Ziyan didn't want to perform such a secondary ritual, she still took off the gold-touching talisman and reluctantly stretched it to An Xin's fist.

However, An Sheng took out a seal from his waist, which was engraved with "Blessings from Heavenly Officials, No Taboos". It looked quite ancient, and it was obvious that the craftsmanship of the forgery was good.

"Why does your Faqiu Heavenly Official Seal look so much better than mine?" An Xin looked at the gold-touching talisman in his hand, which was the same as a new one, and then looked at the ancient Heavenly Official Seal in An Jing's hand, "I'm trying to It’s ninety-nine yuan with free shipping on Xixi, where did you buy it?”

"madness."

An Sheng gave a cold shout and said proudly: "I have direct contact with a workshop that specializes in counterfeiting antiques. It is definitely better than yours."

"How much does it cost? I want to buy it too." An Xin felt that the gold-touching talisman in his hand was originally satisfactory, but now it looked unappealing. He immediately decided to rob the tomb and buy it.

"I didn't give them money. I gave them some travel tickets." An Xiang said angrily: "It's just a fake Tianguan seal, but they actually want to charge me 10 yuan. This thing can only cost a thousand yuan. So I gave them as gift bags to the police officers.”

Do you really think that I am the kind of stupid boy who has never even bought groceries?How dare you make a blind offer.

"It's a pity..."

An Xin lowered his head in frustration. He didn't expect that Ou Doudou, himself, would send in those fake antiques because the price was too high.

Qin Ziyan blinked her beautiful eyes, "But why do I think, brother, you want to have sex for nothing?"

"The trainer's affairs can be called free prostitution. It is clearly about cracking down on rape and eliminating evil." An Sheng coughed twice awkwardly, "Bah, that's not right... Although I did have some thoughts about free prostitution at the time, but more The purpose is to eradicate the evil forces."

"A group of counterfeit antiques are regarded as an evil force. Where do you put Team Rocket?" An Xin let out a sigh, and suddenly felt that his Ou Dou Dou was covered in black.

I guess Ou Doudou had the idea of ​​having sex for free from the beginning.

"Why don't you pray soon?"

An Sheng quickly changed the subject and stretched out his fist holding Tianguanyin.

"Today I am peacefully (An Xin, Qin Ziyan) praying to Zhang Qiling (Hu Bayi)... to protect us!"

After praying peacefully, he looked at the two of them with a sneer: "You are not my fans. I am not the same as you." After saying that, he jumped down without tying a rope, holding the Vulpix.

"What fans? Isn't that an excuse for you to start a fight?"

After hearing An Sheng's careless excuse, An Sheng hurriedly tied the rope, hugged Qin Ziyan, and jumped down.

"Huh? Huh! I haven't tied the rope to the tree yet!"

The big rock snake who was digging for treasures innocently raised his head. Hearing the familiar voice, he thought it was An Xiang who was looking for a place for him, and he immediately became more motivated to dig for treasures.

Nice and cute human beings, just wait to accept my care!

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"My stupid sister, how long are you going to hold your handsome brother?"

An Sheng tossed his hair coquettishly, stared at An Xin nestled in his arms with his glowing blue eyes, and said narcissistically.

Behind him, the Flame Chicken impatiently put Qin Ziyan in his arms on the ground, and threw down the Vulpix above his head. He took out the energy cube and ate it with relish. That look made Qin Ziyan who had just jumped out of the Poke Ball angry. The commander-in-chief was sharpening his sword.

"Cha!" What are you looking at?

"Cut!" I wonder what's wrong with you?

"Cha!" I don't like male elves.

"Cut!" I don't like ugly elves.

(?o?o?)

Not to mention the increasingly crooked appearance of the two elves, after hearing An An's narcissistic words, An An loosened her arms tightly around his neck and jumped out of his arms.

An Xin frowned, revealing his snow-white neck: "Still handsome? I think he's pretty ugly. Ou Doudou, I advise you not to be too narcissistic."

Qin Ziyan walked up to An Xin step by step, stuffed the Flame Chicken's elf ball into her, then hugged her and cried loudly, "You gave me the elf ball, and our other elves didn't bring it either. I thought you wouldn't survive." Well... wuwuwu..."

"Okay, okay, my stupid Ou Doudou has super powers after all, how could something happen?" An Xin hugged the crying little fairy and comforted her.

"But...but...but what if he doesn't react?" Qin Ziyan choked back with sobs, hugging her tighter and tighter.

"Spring is here, and it's mating season between females."

As if smelling the faint fragrance of lilies in the air, he took a deep breath peacefully, his voice hoarse and serious.

She looks like she is getting married in her own little cotton-padded jacket.

Then he looked at the two elves whose painting styles were getting more and more strange, and An Jian felt that the air seemed to be filled with the fragrance of heather again.

"Wow!!"

You actually threw me to that chicken so confidently.

Vulpix jumped on An Ning's shoulder and loudly accused his trainer of numerous crimes, but was helplessly killed by him with a super power.

For the first time, I felt motivated to work hard, not for anything else, just to be able to fight as a trainer in the future.

"Vulpix-sama, please enjoy the freshly baked energy cubes."

"Vulpix-sama, I wonder if this strength is appropriate?"

"Vulpix-sama, these are the snacks and cola you asked me to buy. Please enjoy them."

"Lord Vulpix..."

An Jing rubbed his chin, watching the crystal drops from the corner of Vulpix's mouth fall to the ground, thinking about going back and asking his father if this Vulpix had a genetic disease.

After all, Kyuubi seems to have the same character.

After a long time, the little fairy Qin Ziyan left the comforting embrace, wiping her tears with tears in her eyes, her eyes echoing back and forth on the sharp blades all over Commander Zhan's body.

Commander Pi Zhan, who was looking at the flame chicken affectionately, suddenly felt a chill running down his spine and silently tightened his body.

Is the chicken in front of me really interested?No way?

"just!"

The flame chicken spat disdainfully and resisted the urge to fire a kick.

In his eyes, this commander with knives all over his body was raging at him.

But it's impossible for us, not to mention that we are all male elves, and besides, you, a rigid elf, can't stand my blazing heat.

So please put down those dirty thoughts in your heart towards me!Brother Pi Zhan, I will introduce you to the Big Bird Bar, where you will find like-minded companions.

This is how misunderstandings are happily born.

Picking up the headlamp that fell on the ground, An Xin looked at the mural through the light, asking God to be serious and solemn.

What does it say? ?(ˉ?ˉ?)

"It turns out that learning more ancient languages ​​is still very useful." An Sheng took the headlight, feeling proud that he had learned ancient languages ​​by himself before.

I am an expert in ancient languages_(:3』∠)_

"He was just a general who followed a great king to fight everywhere, and then died peacefully here."

An Sheng suddenly felt that his name was a bit underworld, but when he thought of his father's name, he felt much better.

But there was one thing he didn't say. The king this general followed was King AZ, the king who made the ultimate weapon and who lives to this day to pick up trash on the streets.

"That's it?" An Xin pointed to the big black bird on the mural, "Then what is this?"

"The God of Death in Carlos, Yveltal." An Sheng replied casually, "If you see him one day, you must run far away, but this possibility is quite small."

"Tsk, God of Death, that doesn't sound like a good name."

An Xin satisfied his curiosity and pulled Qin Ziyan forward along the tomb passage, "My stupid Ou Doudou! Can you use your super power to search where there is a single sword scabbard?"

"I suspect you are making things difficult for me." An Sheng rolled his eyes, "Who doesn't know that the tomb is the favorite place for ghost elves to stay? Moreover, this tomb has been specially processed to block the search of field abilities and waveguides. If I can find the single scabbard among so many elves, then I will be the champion alone.”

As he spoke, An Jing pointed at the ghost emerging from the shadow not far away, with a look of resentment on his face.

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I am already dead!

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(End of this chapter)