There's something wrong with this elf trainer

Chapter 200: This Yulongdu is so useless, it can’t even survive one bottle...

"Sirona, you are despicable and shameless. You can't afford to play. You actually eat alone! This is..."

"Duang~~"

Grabbing the tail of Hackron, which was as straight as a stick, he hit Yulongdu hard on the head. Xiaochun smiled apologetically, grabbed the bright red hair and pushed it down.

He lectured in a low voice: "Cousin Du, please keep it in check. Don't treat others as straight men like you!"

Although this pairing is a bit surprising, the young couple was about to kiss sweetly, and suddenly interrupted, which was already very embarrassing.

And what do you mean by eating alone?

Dog Anping may be a real dog, but he is a serious male. Cousin Watanabe, have you stayed among the prosecutor's men for too long? Is there something wrong?

But the two of them were still wearing couple's outfits!

Yulongdu's face was pressed against the backrest, and his cloak was wrinkled. He whimpered and slapped the armrest hard to beg for mercy.

"Well……"

A whisper of unknown meaning but full of sadness came from the nasal cavity. An Sheng had a sad face, let go of his hand, turned over, and sat back down.

He leaned his head closer and rubbed Sirona's shoulder. The soft black hair tickled her chin.

The scarlet light in his eyes quietly flashed again and again, and then it was hidden deep in the depths. He leaned back, looking like a good boy who had been wronged but didn't say anything.

Sirona suppressed the idea of ​​starting a fight on the spot, and took back the two tubes of ice cream with some humor and regret, and handed them to his mouth.

An Sheng took it and took a bite. She deliberately ignored why the ice cream didn't have the cracks she had bitten off before. She took out her mobile phone and started to contact a certain explosives expert.

Ask about how to minimize damage and losses after the superpower cannot be controlled and begins to boil over, and how to deal with the mess after blowing things up.

Liebite Land Shark broke free from Lucario's arms, strained the vines on his body, held his head high and roared silently in excitement, and waggled his tail.

The twisted body and head were in sharp contrast to the disappointed look of the Pokémon next to him.

If it weren't for the wrong scene, other elves would have gone up to carry out a righteous encirclement.

Yulongdu only felt that the chair under him seemed to be alive, and seemed to be going crazy. It started to jump and jump, which made his buttocks hurt.

Later, he realized that he had interrupted the intimacy between the two at an inappropriate time, so it was hard to say anything. Yulongdu ignored Xiaochun's movement of slapping his legs with his palms.

"I can even be beaten in my own castle, and people are suspicious of me."

Cattleya's reply was quite elegant. Thinking of the past grudges between the two of them, her hatred towards Yulongdu was quickly reduced by more than half.

Although An Sheng was a little doubtful whether it was his future self, after all, the future Cattleya had done this before, let alone him who had no bottom line.

But that didn't stop them from pointing their fingers quickly, and they began to greet each other about each other's health. At the same time, they secretly wondered if Cattleya had asked Butler Shi Lan to take care of her.

Obviously I'm not usually so scolding.

As for asking where he is now?

An Anping looked at Sirona's profile and thought about it again and again. His conscience ached because he didn't know where to throw it, so he didn't let him take a picture and send a screenshot.

Among cats and dogs, he may like cats a little more, but he is also full of care and compassion for golden retrievers.

Hehehe, just because of the color of your hair, any smart person will know which company will have the last laugh.

……

Unova area, battle castle.

"what--"

"The one who did it was definitely An Anping! Even if his super power fluctuation turns into a puff of ashes, I will never forget it!"

Cattleya was lying on the princess bed in her room, her fingertips gently rubbing the bandages wrapped around her forehead, rolling in circles and yelling.

The fluctuations emitted by each superpower are different. Three top superpowers of the younger generation have been fighting each other for so long, how can they admit their mistakes.

Our King of All Heavens is very angry right now.

Butler Shi Lan sat on the chair next to her, her old heart twitching, always feeling that she would be scolded away the next moment.

Among the three of them, I am the only one who is good at everything and loves to play. She has been stuck in the same place for more than ten years without making any progress at all.

Compared to the other two, who are all covered with evil thoughts, even one hand is not enough to play with.

"Forget it, Shi Lan, let's book a flight and go look for Zhu Lan overnight."

Cattleya rolled to the edge of the bed, holding back a face, stretched out her hand to open the cabinet, and took out the chili pepper water inside.

I decided to shed more tears after arriving in Sinnoh, so that I could throw myself pitifully into Zhulan's arms and then tearfully accuse An Jing of his evil deeds.

Oh hahahaha! ! !

ヾ(?°千?千?)??

Our war has been decided from the very beginning. What are you going to fight with me for, Ansheng? !

Shi Lan fell into a faint silence when she looked at the three photos that Miss Sirona suddenly sent, along with some words of comfort and help to prove An's innocence.

Alas, miss, while you are fantasizing about the future, people are already stealing your home.

The old housekeeper thought for a long time and finally decided to show Cattleya.

When the newly promoted golden retriever heard the news about Sirona, he immediately took the phone happily and studied the photos immediately.

Well, the first one is a selfie taken in a movie theater. Did Zhulan and Liebite Lusha go to the movie?

The second picture is of the dog Ning Ning!

This guy must have known that Zhulan was going to the movies and wanted to please Zhulan, so he hurried to a movie theater near him.

I just don’t know when this guy got an ice elf.

Obviously my family runs a fire-type gym, but I'm really not doing my job properly!

Sent with Zhulan, it must be telling me that I don’t have to worry about the safety of the dog!

Bamboo orchid yyds(?ゝw千?)?

Cattleya smiled broadly, and then moved her gaze to the third photo.

The two are in the same frame, holding hands together. Sirona's smile is so beautiful, and the dog's peaceful smile is really...

"Ah——??(??￣??￣?)????"

"It's fake, it must be fake!"

Broken sound~~

Echoing from beginning to end.

……

"That's not good?"

An Jing could already think of the miserable state of the castle, the lost golden retriever dog sitting on the ruins and crying loudly, and the steward Shi Lan who had a helpless face next to him and contacted the construction team.

"I'm just a little worried about Cattleya's injury now? But Butler Shi Lan said it was just a little bruised."

Sirona answered the question incorrectly.

Turn off the phone screen, hold your chin and continue watching the movie.

An Anliang flipped through the chat history on his phone, glanced at the message asking about the injury at the top, laughed dryly, and took Sirona's hand in a flattering way.

It is obviously just a regular concern for the injured friend, confirming the injury, so as to determine the intensity of the next greeting, so as not to make the person angry and end up in the hospital again.

But I don't know why, An Sheng feels very guilty.

Sirona's hands are beautiful in every aspect, and they are well protected. There is no callus left by throwing Poké Balls all year round.

I just don’t know if it’s because I ate too much ice cream and it’s a bit cold.

"Zhulan, you have to believe me. Apart from you, I don't have any transcendent thoughts or feelings for other girls."

"Yeah." Sirona responded lightly.

"You see, I didn't leave any intact space for Yanmo Gym because of Xiao Chun. This time, I even gave them some laxatives in the kitchen."

Kotsubaki: Eat shit! (???)つ＝≡≡ξ)Д｀)

A certain gym leader almost couldn't help but rolled up his sleeves and rushed forward.

No wonder everyone in the gym and the elves had stomachaches during lunch today, thinking there was something wrong with the ingredients.

"Ah."

Sirona's response was still calm, but a sense of impatience gradually rose in her heart, and she almost couldn't hold it back.

Don’t I know what you are like, kid?

But don’t you know that you should keep your mouth shut when faced with a girl who is unreasonably jealous?

It’s so hard to lie to someone!

How about taking the initiative yourself?

But now there are two people sitting in front watching a movie, so they need to be reserved.

An Sheng frowned, calmed down, struggled to turn off the emotional perception that was passively turned on again, and then slowly approached.

Resting her chin on Sirona's shoulder, her breath blew a few strands of hair away, "Sister~ Just trust me, okay~"

"Young people have a lot of fun!"

Yulongdu smacked his mouth and took out his mobile phone to take a video and send it to the group, which was full of capable younger generation trainers.

Chihong was also in it, and she also became an administrator, so that when she got tired of training on Baiyin Mountain, she could pick a few people from this group to have a fight and relax.

Anyway, this chat group is for him to have fun with.

However, against the legendary Tiger Beard, not just anyone dared to touch it. Apart from Qinglu, the only one who responded each time was Ah Jin, a stupid fool who didn't know whether he was playing games or being resurrected without any brains.

Of course, Sirona is also in it.

But after thinking about it, Yulongdu quickly took the phone back. Those glances behind him were quite difficult to bear.

Although the elf's strength is not much similar, he is just straight up, and he is not stupid. The opponent clearly has the numerical advantage, so he will suffer in a real fight.

Moreover, the Nine-Tails and the Giant Metal Monster were hidden quite deep. If it weren't for Viridian's power, they might not have been discovered.

The only true bastard is Casey.

The look on Sirona's face was calm and plain: "Give me a reason to believe it."

Calling me sister can no longer satisfy me!

Child, why don’t you quickly pick up your lost emotional intelligence!

Sister almost slapped your answer in the face, how can you be so confident?

My fingertips feel a little cold, and my heart is pounding, which makes me a little panicked. There seems to be a cold current flowing from my spine to the top of my head.

From An Sheng's point of view, Sirona is definitely the most gentle girl in the world, and it is precisely because of this that it will inevitably cause some worries.

If you are gentle to everyone...

If it was just wishful thinking on his part...

If this tenderness is not exclusive to him...

Under the heavy worries, the original courage to make trouble was weakened layer by layer. I didn't dare to go too far, let alone say it myself...

"Zhulan, I..."

Yulongdu: Eat melon, eat melon? (ˉ?ˉ?)

Xiaochun: Suddenly I found out that Cousin Wat has no melon flavor?(?????)???Come on!

Sirona squeezed An Sheng's hand involuntarily, a trace of panic flashed between her brows and eyes, and her lips pursed again and again, obviously not believing that this timid coward dared to say this.

But I am still looking forward to it. If I really dare to say it, the child will not even think about going back to his room tonight, just waiting to cry and beg for mercy!

You don’t even have to wait four months, oh yeah! ?＼\?(千_千)?/／?

"I think the air conditioner is a bit cold."

Hey, you guys can just eat melon. I can be shameless and not care, but can you stop turning your head and look at me with bright eyes?

There is not even a good person in the Yulong family.

How can you, an innocent little virgin like me, have the nerve to continue talking?

An Sheng gave up again, thinking about whether Zhulan should just tell him four months later when she was done with him, and she didn't know if she could find an opportunity.

Yulongdu felt quite regretful and complained meaningfully: "Today's young trainers are getting less and less courageous and feel that the forest should not be even slightly dangerous, which makes us investigators busy every day. "

What I'm saying: It's because you're too timid and cowardly that I've been disappointed time and time again without even getting a bite of the sweet melon.

"Who said that?"

An Jing put on an air of never returning until he reached his goal, and without paying attention to the fact that this was a movie theater, he dug into his bag and took out two large bottles of Erguotou.

"Just wait for me! This melon must be fragrant and sweet today."

Yulongdu's eyes lit up, "Okay, then I will sacrifice my life to accompany you, and have a drink with you."

Sirona thought back to the scene when An Anjian was in the Super Power Association, carrying wine and going through all the staff. It seemed that Yulongdu didn't say anything big.

If you want to get a child drunk by yourself, you really have to risk your life.

But now that I think about it, it's really a pity. Why didn't I drink two more bottles of wine at that time and eat the person dry before talking about relationships?

After examining herself for a moment, Sirona understood that she had a moral existence.

It's a bit of a pity...

Yu Longdu is also a man who wants to be on the front line of the melon field. In order to get the first bite before the end of the movie, he even drinks peanuts and starts drinking.

Because of this, a quarter of an hour later...

"Brother... I would say that your courage is indeed too... small. If you are too small... feel free to say it if you like it... What's so... amazing... about this?!"

Yu Longdu, who had cloudy and confused eyes and a deep drunken blush on both sides of his face, came to the back seat, held An An's shoulders and said loudly.

Fortunately, the lights in the screening room were turned off and it was dark. The few people in front of them did not notice that it was the dignified Chengdu Champion and Kanto King who were drunk and talking loudly.

With clear eyes, An Jing took a sip of wine, kicked the two empty wine bottles next to him with his toes, and looked at the first bottle that Yulongdu was holding in his hand, which was not half drunk yet.

He turned his head and made a disdainful sound.

This Yulongdu is a piece of shit. It didn’t even survive the first bottle. How can you have the nerve to say that you risked your life to accompany a gentleman...

Yulongdu still spoke loudly and raised a finger: "But I'm not... not drunk yet, I can see... clearly that these are two fingers, which makes me continue to risk my life... to accompany... to accompany Sadako.”

=????=????(′Д`)?Qiu bean sack?

The atmosphere fell silent for a moment, and the way people and elves looked at Yulongdu changed.

"Yulong Caichen?!" An Sheng exclaimed in surprise.

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Ask for collection.

??An Jian: "I originally thought that Yulongdu, who is so old and not yet married, wanted to be the next Zhen Zhibing, but I didn't expect that he wanted to inherit Ning Caichen's ability to control ghosts. Hiss, Gu Xianming is in danger! "

?PS: Yin Zhiping is historically the sixth-generation master of Quanzhen Taoism, a highly respected Taoist real person, so Mr. Jin Yong created a virtual "Zhen Zhibing" to replace him in the new version, and there is someone else in the Dragon Riding Warrior Order.

?Please write "Zhen Zhibing, give me back my little dragon girl" on the barrage in the future!

?Embarrassing things (29):

?before,

?Shiba: "Watari, when will you become the champion of Kanto?"

?Yu Longdu: "I don't know. When I heard that love affects IQ, I already made arrangements for Ke Na!"

?Kona: "Yulongdu, eat shit! (???)つ＝≡≡ξ)Д｀)! I don’t know how to fall in love, it will affect throwing Poké Balls!"

?Now,

?Kona: Thousand A Thousand

?I had a dream about getting married yesterday, and I will definitely have good luck today!

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(End of this chapter)