There's something wrong with this elf trainer

Chapter 186 My brother’s mentality is already perverted, he must be healthy!

Midnight to one o'clock in the morning.

"Crash~"

Hazy orange light leaked from the cracks in the frosted glass door, casting a faint halo on the surrounding smooth tile floor.

The two foxes of Jiuwei moved their ears, opened their mouths and yawned, stretched their bodies, and opened their eyes in a daze.

Pushing aside Casey who was lying on her tail, she jumped off the white and soft bed. She quietly touched the glass door and opened it a crack.

"What?!"

The sliding glass door used for isolation was still stained with water drops, and the figures looked a bit blurry.

I buttoned the last button of my pajamas, kicked away the basket containing my dirty clothes, and asked loudly and somewhat shamefully.

"Huwu."

Jiuwei blinked innocently, his little nose twitched slightly, and his eyes instantly became weird. The nine tails were dangling around, not knowing how to place them.

His eyes moved to the basket without concealment.

"What are you looking at? Get out!"

He opened the faucet and poured cold water into the basket in an attempt to dissipate the smell. An Anping said weakly without any confidence at all.

The cup of herbal juice that Mu Mu gave her yesterday morning still had a little bit of medicinal effect left, and Gu Huai's opportunity began to take effect.

Usually, because I am worried that I will be able to enjoy the days of making wolfberry and drinking tea in advance, I have been working hard not to let it go in the end.

Intruded by a dream of a spring guest.

This dream's attack was vicious and ruthless, and its skill was very profound. It didn't take into account his years of hard training, and it destroyed his magic with just one palm.

At that time, I woke up with a start. I was afraid that Jiuwei, the fox, would smell something with his nose, so I hurried over and took a cold shower.

Unexpectedly, things in the world are unpredictable, and the large intestine wraps the small intestine.

Kyuubi still found out.

Question: Because I had a dream about a guest coming in the spring, I took a cold shower and was discovered by my own elf. What should I do?

The devil replied: Take off with your legs together, spread your arms in the air and spin twice, shout a few times that I am a fool, I am a fool, and use bigger things to cover up small things.

The angel answered: To relieve the embarrassment, based on the first half of the previous answer, he sat down on the toilet and asked, "Are you here to poop too?"

Kyuubi was very considerate and did not let An Sheng struggle with which devil's answer to choose. He raised his paw, covered his nostrils, and sucked hard twice.

The sound of blocked nostrils followed.

Kyuubi now seemed to have a warm light blooming around him.

An Sheng shed tears of relief in her heart. She was indeed the elf she had raised since she was a child, and she was always considerate of her trainer.

Don't worry, I won't treat you badly!

Kyuubi received the peaceful and grateful gaze, raised his head slightly...then glared his legs and sprinted out like an Erha.

Eyes full of wisdom.

"Huwu!"

Metagross, Casey, come over and watch the fun!Trainers are dreaming!

Two eyes blooming with extreme brightness opened quietly in the darkness.

"Don't use your superpowers to add special effects! Ah hey!"

……

After countless hardships and 81 disasters, the three elves were finally coaxed back to sleep, and An Sheng breathed a long sigh of relief.

He looked at the clothes in the basket with burning eyes, held his chin and thought carefully for a moment, and finally gave up the idea of ​​burning them on fire.

I took the basket and poured it into the washing machine, then put some lavender-scented laundry detergent, and the wheel started spinning from slow to fast.

Seeing the trainer destroying the evidence so quickly, the three eyes full of wisdom behind them dimmed, and the wisdom in them quickly dissipated.

An Jing captured everything keenly, and his eyes couldn't help but jump wildly.

He bluntly suspected that if the evidence was not destroyed before going to bed, these three guys would drag the evidence around and wait for the whole world to know.

"What are you looking at? If you don't go to sleep, I'll add laxatives to your meals tomorrow!"

With a vicious threat, Anping kicked off her slippers, lifted up the quilt and got in. She put her arms around Kyuubi's neck, sucked in a few breaths, and was about to sleep.

Kyuubi raised his paws to pull An Anjing away, dug his head under the pillow, and finally took out a mobile phone with communication turned on.

"Is there 20% left?"

The first thing that caught his eye was the glowing red battery on the top of the display screen, followed by the name of the correspondent.

"Zhulan???"

I strangled you so hard. Could it be that I did it when I was drunk and crazy?

I am an honest and kind-hearted boy, so I probably didn't say anything too extreme, right?

such as……

A mere witch, messing with my Taoist heart, why don't you just surrender and accept the super invincible Holy Light, shining brightly, and being sealed under the quilt!

Kyuubi seemed to see what his trainer was thinking, and patted his shoulder comfortingly, reassuring An Sheng that everything was at ease.

How could you say such strong words?

An Sheng curled her lips, pushed Kyuubi away ruthlessly, turned to the side, took out the charger and inserted it into the charging port.

Zhulan must be asleep, right?

The breathing was quite gentle.

I’ve only met him a few times!I feel like I have really been stuck there for the rest of my life.

Thinking back to the USB flash drive on which he had read all the contents, memories suddenly came flooding back to him. An Ning raised his feet, pulled the quilt and wrapped it tightly around his body.

Was he so brave before?

Casey and Kyuubi were a little confused.

Why are you still trying to grab the quilt for such a grown-up person?

……

Sinnoh,

"I didn't expect An Xian to speak so crookedly when he was drunk."

Sirona was smiling, but her tone was so calm that she seemed to be describing a boring thing.

She was holding a game controller to control the biting land shark on the TV screen to fight with the Metagross opposite.

Devon's famous Pokémon game is a two-player battle type where you can control Pokémon to fight.

Lucario rolled his eyes and counted carefully on his fingers, confirming that it was the 62nd time he had said it from last night to early this morning.

"Luka~"

So is this the reason why you haven't slept yet?

"You do not understand."

Sirona changed her position and sat cross-legged on the sofa. "According to science, people are prone to snoring when they sleep in a state of extreme fatigue. I don't want to ruin the image in my mind."

We haven't turned home yet, so we naturally have to be careful about everything.

It was destroyed a long time ago, and it's not just a little bit... Lucario's face was expressionless, and he resisted the urge to roll his eyes again.

If you didn't stay up late the night before to play games to score points, or didn't get up early yesterday morning to eat ice cream, you don't have to worry about this problem at all.

And I seriously suspect that you are just staying up late.

"I remember that this year's Hundred Schools League was held in Zhuxia, and I don't know who took the first place in the exhibition match."

Sirona looked a little regretful.

It’s such a pity to ask for leave without a valid reason!

I don’t know how long it will be before we meet again.

I really want to resign as the champion, but there is no suitable candidate to take over.

Lucario shrugged and said he didn't know, then stood up and moved next to the sleeping ice elf, and checked the battery level of the mobile phone he was communicating with.

After confirming that there was still more than half left, Lucario sat back down.

……

……

Time passed quickly.

August [-]st is only one week away from the start of the Hundred Schools League.

The competition has entered into intensive preparations. Candidates from each school who meet the standards have reported back to school early and started to participate in the selection.

Hold a competition within the school to confirm the participants.

Some freshmen also came over in advance to watch the excitement.

The busy registration point of Beijing University.

"Uncle, I really didn't do it on purpose. It was mainly because I was too busy during this period and didn't remember to pick up Qingmianniao."

"Don't worry, I will definitely go when I have time. Mr. Chengxin is not joking with you."

"Huh?? You don't believe it? Uncle, you are my master after all. Is the trust between our master and disciple so low?"

"Okay, okay, then I can only reluctantly swear on my character. You should believe it this time, right? I can definitely do it!"

"What? Don't worry, I haven't lost my character! Even though I'm a bit cunning and cunning, I still keep it with me."

"Oh, another bullied baby dragon filed a complaint? Is the green sheep bird such a bully? It's a perfect match for me!"

Listening to the beeping sound coming from the phone, An Sheng blinked his eyes as he slid forward on the suitcase, looking at the boundless blue sky and feeling a little lost for a moment.

It had been several days since the elf funeral at Mingchan Gym had ended, but Uncle Shangguan was very clever and used a food net to capture him and keep him there for a few days.

Thinking of Grandma Xie being slowed down by some shameless old man, she never had time to come over and take over the task of recuperating Xi Qing's health.

An Sheng could only shed sour tears, helplessly bearing the humiliation and lingering there for a few more days.

I finally got out last night.

Unexpectedly, when they arrived, they found that it was already too late. The shameless Wang Shixiu had been squeezed dry by Mu Mu and others who had escaped early.

After some hard talking, he dug out a dollar to buy mineral water to moisten his dry throat.

When he thought of this, An Sheng became furious.

Rose was deducted a few days of leave on the spot to punish Iris for spilling the beans.

"Peace! Believe it or not, I will poke your eyes into the sky?"

An An looked at An An, who ignored her and passed by, took a deep breath, strode forward and grabbed his ears.

Qin Ziyan deliberately wanted to stop her best friend's behavior, but she was caught by a speck of dust on her heel. She swayed twice, but in the end it was too late.

There were tears in the corners of her eyes, and she was ashamed and ordered Commander Pizhan to cut the dust into eighteen halves to vent her anger on Anping.

Commander Pi Zhan was speechless.

"Relax, relax, let go!"

He covered his ears and softly begged for mercy, but his eyes scanned the surroundings unceremoniously, and he instantly noticed the indignant looks of some seniors who came to greet the newcomers with ulterior motives.

An Sheng understands.

Today, this should be the place where most singles gather in the entire capital university.

and so……

Maybe it's because he has someone he likes and he wants to be a bitch.

"Dear single-minded seniors, don't just focus on the new juniors. Sometimes you should be more open-minded. If you turn your head just a little, you will find..."

The hearty voice attracted enough attention.

"The brothers and sisters who come with you are most likely not interested in the juniors, but in you."

"Relax your mind! Friends in the dormitory become objects!"

Q: How to become a famous figure on the first day of school?

Answer: Annoying half the school.

An Xin and Qin Ziyan looked at each other, then turned their heads and thought about it in their minds. After confirming that they were still interested in boys, their friendship became pure again.

As for the others...

"Fuck off!"

"You little bastard, don't let me know which department you are from! Otherwise, just wait until you look good!"

"Everything is fine with me!"

"Fuck! Brother, what are you doing?"

"You still have the nerve to say that? Who came to my bedside in the middle of the night when he went to the bathroom... and bit me?"

"That's not me! That's my Shawarang!"

"Then release Shawarang quickly!"

Seeing the chaos around him, he grinned peacefully, picked up his suitcase and strode away, leaving only a puff of dust along the way.

……

After half an hour,

"An Xin, where is the registration point for the combat department?"

Under the scorching sun, An Sheng stuck out his tongue in an attempt to dissipate the heat. His suitcase had already been kicked and stuffed into his space pocket.

An Xin bit her finger, "I don't know either."

The people in this department are elusive and their behavior is not normal. It is said that they have been plotting against the university's treasury.

An Xin doesn't quite understand why the heirs of the gymnasium are all students from this department.

Qin Ziyan stared at a corner for a long time, silently took out a wet tissue and wiped the sweat on her forehead, and said in disbelief:

"Xiao Xiang, you won't be a student there in the future, right?"

"Ok?"

Following Qin Ziyan's gaze, what came into view was a shabby stall.

The mahogany table was placed at the front. One leg was broken and was cushioned by a box. The other three legs had traces of ant corrosion and made a creaking sound when blown by the wind.

A worn wooden sign hangs on it, and two square pieces of palm-sized cloth with the word "Fight" written on it are crookedly nailed to the front, trying hard to cover up the words "Fight" written in red spray paint by an unknown warrior behind it. Sad and indignant words such as "robber" and "bandit".

According to unknown gossip, An Jing guessed that it was either the principal or another vice principal.

A middle-aged man was lying on a reclining chair at the back, fanning himself with a cattail leaf fan in his hand, turning a blind eye to a student who had already come to register.

The whole registration point highlighted the word desolate, it could have been dismantled and thrown away, and the person in charge was exposed as unreliable.

An Xin narrowed his eyes and pulled An Sheng away to leave. He was worried that his younger brother would become a student in this department.

I heard the food there is not good.

My brother's spirit is already perverted, he must be healthy!

"I want to go!"

An Sheng pulled her sister back with her backhand, her eyes filled with anticipation.

It doesn't matter whether he is healthy or not, the main thing is that he feels that he has found his family, and according to Long Yazi and others, there are exciting duel games to play over there.

The price to pay is nothing more than hair loss and heart fatigue for the principal and vice-principal.

Are there any mentally ill students in other departments?

"No!" An Xin said firmly.

Qin Ziyan also advised decisively: "The food there is not good. If you are not healthy, how will you have the energy to be a pervert in the future?"

Compared with An Xin, she is better at grasping the situation.

An Sheng was a little hesitant.

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Ask for collection.Ask for a recommendation.

??Ansheng: "Although I'm a bit naive, and although I know what Ansheng has been hiding from me, I'm sure that his mind is definitely not normal!"

"Have you ever seen a normal human being travel thousands of miles to Yuzhu Gym just to watch the excitement?"

?Embarrassing things ([-]):

?One day, two little sisters, An Xin and Qin Ziyan, ran out to play hand in hand.

?On the way, An Xin asked: "What kind of boyfriend do you want to find in the future?"

?Qin Ziyan replied: "Find a boyfriend who can take out black chocolate beans no matter when and where!"

? An An was surprised: "How about riding a goat? I produce and sell it myself."

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(End of this chapter)