There's something wrong with this elf trainer

Chapter 181 Sure enough, Weng’s words of “said” are unforgettable to this day!

"The water in the lake has been drugged. I thought no elves have come near me in recent days, but I didn't expect that one came over."

He picked up Lada's fat neck with his right hand and lifted him up. An Sheng looked up and down carefully and couldn't help but chuckle.

"You didn't come here after hearing the explosion, right? That's really a little fool."

He shook it up and down and estimated the weight of Lada. An Jing felt helpless:

"He was so curious in the wild, but he managed to grow so fat without any accidents. He is so lucky to be alive till now."

Lada stared with a pair of small round eyes, her upper and lower front teeth kept closing, and the hard shell of a nut was peeled off, leaving only the kernel and swallowed in her stomach.

There was still some thin nut coat stuck to the fur at the corner of the mouth, and his two front paws were tightly closed to prevent the nuts in his arms from falling.

"Forget it, it's fate that we met. Such a stupid rat will be sent back to the ordinary gym, where there happens to be a group of rat rats."

He let go of the hand holding the back of his neck and watched Lada quickly rush to the disposable bowl, An Sheng rubbed her hair, turned to face the table, picked up a chicken wing and started to chew on it.

The people in their gym usually choose to rescue some elves who are having difficulty living in the wild, and by the way expand the elves group inside the gym.

But it also has its own rules. For example, if you encounter an Arbor monster slowly approaching Rattata and intending to hunt, this kind of situation between the hunter and the hunted will not stop it.

There are rules in the wild. Last time, he was based on this standard and prevented the help of a fool who was so naive that everyone envied him.

Otherwise, Juan Juan Er would be saved, and maybe he could have a bowl of hot rice with the stupid thing.

But Muke Ying was starving. If something unexpected happened along the way, he would lose his strength during the fight and die immediately. He didn't know where to scream because he was wronged.

Most will choose to retreat quietly to avoid disturbing the law of the jungle that has been established for hundreds of thousands of years in the wild. A small number will be forced to choose to fight back.

In that case, Abo was so greedy that he gave up the Rattada, chose to attack people, and killed them in anger.

It seems that from a certain perspective, it can be regarded as rescuing the hunted and breaking the rules?

Of course, there will be some trainers who choose to help Rattata and then take out food to feed the Arbor monster.

They did not approve of this situation.

After all, this will slowly wear away the wildness of the hunter and let him understand that he can get food as long as this way, and then a tired and lazy snake will be born.

When he turned around, he was picked up by some bird and used as a snack.

To put it simply, the targets that can be rescued are divided into two categories.

One type is cubs or old Pokémon that have been abandoned and unable to protect themselves, and the other type is young and vigorous, but may have a condition similar to Lada's, where the brain is not functioning properly and there are physical problems.

But you cannot be in a situation of predator and hunted.

No matter how you look at these people, they are all good people... Lada rolled his eyes while eating, his IQ was easily crushed beneath him by the invincible force of the food.

A glimmer of light flashed in his small black eyes, a huge shining light bulb suddenly appeared on the top of his head, and an incredible idea quietly emerged.

It seems like the trainers haven't had lunch yet, right?

……

"Squeak~~"

Let me tell you, they are so nice, very enthusiastic, and each of them seems to be kind-hearted. They are definitely best friends! *^_^*

Lada wiped away the debris from the corner of his mouth, and kept waving his two little paws in coordination. From time to time, he pointed in the direction of his return, then pulled the boss's trousers and walked that way.

"Okay, let's start a fight!"

The boss clenched his fists hard, thinking that he and his brother were about to win the first battle, and a trace of excitement appeared on his face involuntarily, mixed with a little nervousness.

He turned around and raised his hands in the air: "Brothers, are you happy to hear this news? Are you excited? Our seven-man Lada group is about to make a statement!"

"Happy! Excited!"

"Happy! Excited!"

The five people raised their fists and shouted loudly. Abnormal flushes surged up, and they shouted loudly with the force of hundreds of people.

"it is good!"

The boss waved his fist and his voice suddenly stopped.

He took a deep breath, his chest rising and falling slightly: "Release your Ratada and let us move towards victory!

"If you feel nervous along the way, close your eyes and charge. Even if you hear me falling, there is no need to stop. I will do whatever it takes to achieve the great goal!"

"promise!"

These people simply took out a piece of black cloth from somewhere and tied it to their eyes, pulled out the machete from their belts, screamed and charged forward.

"Squeak~"

"Zhizhi~~"

The other Lada and his six younger brothers also followed the charge, but they did not forget to describe the delicacies they had eaten.

The six Rattata who heard this were very excited and had the motivation to run away.

……

And just above a towering tree two miles away from the lake, Lao Liu was wearing a thick military coat and lying motionless on the tree trunk.

He held a plastic telescope in his hand and kept knocking it. He couldn't help complaining: "Where did my second brother buy the telescope? Even if it's pink, you can't see clearly?"

"How do you feel about my little niece's toys coming from the same wholesale market?" Lao Liu was a little doubtful.

The slim Rattata was draped in clothes woven from leaves, blending into the environment perfectly. The front teeth in her mouth were not idle, trying hard to chew on the hard tree trunk.

When she heard the trainer's words, she showed a look of contempt.

This is clearly from a wholesale market, right?If you have the slightest doubt, it's an insult to your brain.

I don’t know what kind of evil fate brought these seven idiots together.

"When this matter is finished, I have to ask my second brother which wholesale market I bought the things from. My niece's toy is broken, and the accessories can only be found at the original store."

Lao Liu clapped his hands and made a decisive decision.

As for whether this matter can be accomplished, it is not within his scope of consideration.

As the most famous and strongest trainer group in the village, they have always been invincible. When Lada goes out to fight, there is no way to survive.

If it weren't for the boring life of Dugu Qiufei, they wouldn't have left the village and become thieves.

……

The bushes shook wildly, and figures rolled out one after another, assuming their own postures.

Lao Qi: "Haha!! I seemed to hear helpless cries for help."

Lao Wu: "Cha Cha!! I seemed to hear wild laughter."

Fourth child: "Hey!! I already know what you are thinking."

The third child: "Qiqi!! I already know what you want."

The second child: "Quack!! You must want the knight clad in light to save you from the fire and water."

Boss: "Giggle!! Don't be afraid, we always respond to your requests. The seven-man Rada group is here to comply with your requests in the name of victory."

Everyone: "Come on! Don't suppress your joyful laughter!"

I saw six people lying down at the front with their hands and legs raised high. Two people on both sides were independent. The backs of their hands were swung to their left and right sides, and they were raised diagonally toward the sky.

The remaining two people stood in the middle of the horse stance, holding their hands together, supporting the boss's feet.

Rattata and Rattata are also not idle, stacking pyramids, which looks a bit awkward.

Long Yazi chewed his mouth and didn't realize that the chicken bones were falling. He murmured to himself and asked, "Are these fools?"

"I really didn't expect that in real life, there would be people who would go on stage and recite the roll call." Xu Bailian cupped his hands into fists, his face full of admiration.

Mumu took out the medicine bag and was eager to try it: "To be able to do this kind of operation, these people must be very stupid. I have medicine!"

"The best candidate for cannon fodder."

Zhou Haobao and Chen Qiaoqing looked at it with professional eyes and expressed their regrets when they remembered that this place was not a relic.

But the comments from his mouth were quite excellent, and he was obviously very satisfied with the intelligence of these six people, and was thinking about whether to take them out for a spin.

Li Sheng frowned slightly, "These people seemed to have said a keyword just now? Tsk, I didn't listen carefully either."

"They are thieves."

He reminded softly with an unchanging expression. He stood up and took another barbecue and ate it with concentration, as if he was accustomed to all this.

I did not forget to comment: "The roll call was well done, even Rada next to him didn't know how to shout in response. The effect will definitely be great!"

Sure enough, Weng's "Sao Nansi" sentence is still unforgettable!

Jiang Keke kindly reminded: "Would you like to open your eyes first and take a look?"

"Ok?"

The boss, who had not waited for a response for a long time, heard this and hesitated for a long time. He took the lead and took off the black cloth strip and looked around.

Well, there are quite a few elves that are not easy to mess with at first glance.

Hey, why is there a deep ditch next to it?

Oh, that one next to the ravine should be the remains of the camera!

Hey, so the show crew is gone, those few are prisoners, right?

Ha, you are indeed as smart as me, and you can understand the current situation at a glance.

Come on, did you encounter a tough situation right after you left the village?

and so……

According to the last rule of the Rogues, what they should do now is to raise their hands majestically, stare calmly ahead, and yell that sentence fiercely at the top of their lungs...

"Help!!!!"

……

The cry for help was so loud that several pairs of Bobo and Spearow who wanted to make out were so frightened that they flew up from their nests, piercing the clouds like spirals and rising into the sky.

Lao Liu, who was motionless on the tree crown, was also startled. For a moment, he lost his grip on the plastic telescope and fell from the tree, hitting a rock.

The scene was so tragic that it was unbearable to watch, and many people denounced the cruelty of the murderer.

After all, they were brothers who had been together for a long time. After just a brief listen, Lao Liu was able to tell that the voices of the eldest brother and the seventh child were mixed in this cry.

With a sharp look in his eyes, Lao Liu immediately realized that they were in trouble. He knew clearly that things would not go well this time. He also thought of his own weakness and immediately took out his bag of tricks.

"Yaoyao bell, Yaoyao bell, Yaoyao Jiu."

Taking a breath, Lao Liu couldn't help but admire him: "He is indeed the smartest second brother, and he even has connections in these three places.

"Well, with these reinforcements, I want to see how tough the trouble will be this time."

Lao Liu immediately took out his cell phone.

Little Ratta finally stopped chewing on the tree trunk, yawned, looked up at the blue sky, and thought about whether the food there would be better.

As for reminders?

Haha, all these fools are not very smart, but they are also brain-boosting kings.

The reason why I followed that program group in the first place was purely because one of them spat while walking, which they thought was marking a signal.

I'm sorry, my dear, which company uses saliva to mark signals?

Forget it, with such an IQ, there's not much she can hope for anyway.

……

"Beep~Beep~Beep~Beep~Beep~Beep~"

Watching several police cars driving away with red and blue lights flashing on their heads, the policeman who stayed behind smiled and couldn't help but sigh that it would be great if all the criminals in the world were so stupid.

Presumably no police numbers will be sealed by then, right?

I will not inherit my father's police number.

He really couldn't figure out which line was in the wrong place, allowing this group of criminals to mistake them as reinforcements.

Do you think they are smart? As long as they are individuals, they cannot do this operation, and there is no possibility of even thinking about it.

Do you think they are not smart? After all, they still know which option is better between going to jail or losing their life.

But now there are more important things.

"Everyone, I would like to ask, why did my colleague find the bow single shell from the deep ditch next to it?"

The little brother turned around, his expression instantly became majestic, his temperament also changed, and his gentle and jade-like appearance became colder.

"eggshell??"

An Anliang wiped the egg white from the corner of his mouth, casually stuffed the egg yolk to Casey, tried to think about it, and hesitated: "I peeled the eggs and didn't throw them around!"

Bro:"……"

Are the brain circuits of the heirs of these gyms also wrong?

Are we sure we're on the same channel?

"I thought you would ask about the program team whose entire body was turned into ashes." Zhou Haobao was a little surprised.

The younger brother took a deep breath and said, "You are acting in self-defense. I think this topic can be dropped."

Just kidding, a group of program crew from outside the area came to cause trouble, and they came here under false identities. It's good that they didn't go to Carlos to pursue the responsibility.

Not to mention that according to Taylor's confession, this crew is not a good person.

Just the right amount of self-defense.

Even Zhang San couldn't do this operation.

"I would like to ask if you have any certificates for holding wooden warehouse weapons?" the boy asked patiently.

"Certificate??"

Li Sheng put down her lipstick, pursed her lips in front of the makeup mirror, and pushed her forehead hair back.

"It doesn't seem like there is such a thing, right? Old man Wang doesn't even think about doing it for us.

"But what's your name, little brother? Do you have WeChat? Let's add one! Your voice sounds really good."

His fists clenched unconsciously, and the younger brother bit his lower lip, silently shedding bitter tears in his heart.

No wonder the master and the others ran so fast. It was obvious that they knew that this group of people was unreliable. Just a simple question could lead them to the sun.

Alas, I am handsome and have a nice voice. Do you blame me? !

Can't you give me a good answer?

It was his fault, and he admitted it this time.

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??Rada: "The invincible bravery, the catch... Bah, I accidentally walked into the wrong theater. You continue."

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