There's something wrong with this elf trainer

Chapter 165: Better to demolish a temple = than ruin a marriage = immeasurable merit

"Xiao Wang, today is your first time on guard duty. If you don't understand anything, remember to ask me. Don't act coy like others. Why is a grown man so shy? Are you right?!"

Next to the intersection, the traffic policeman pointed at the passing vehicles, patted the traffic policeman next to him on the shoulder, and said cheerfully.

Next to the two of them, the explorer who always looked a little older was also patting the shoulder of another big-toothed civet.

Seeing Xiao Wang nodding seriously, he tilted his head up a little proudly, and couldn't help laughing and said: "But you don't have to worry, I stand guard here all the year round, and all the experienced drivers passing by don't know Is there an iron-faced King of Hell watching over here? Who wouldn’t be safe?”

As he spoke, the uncle sighed and shook his head: "It's just a pity that you followed me. I guess you won't encounter any violations."

Xiao Wang's eyes were full of admiration, and he secretly clenched his fists, thinking that this was the example he wanted to follow. If he stood on the side of the road, who would dare to go beyond the rules?

It's a pity that I don't know how long it will take for him to reach this level.

Xiao Wang and his detective mouse looked at each other, and the exchange was full of encouragement.

The uncle and the older explorer smiled slightly, secretly wondering if they should comfort each other, since after all, they couldn't hurt the young man's confidence.

But before he could say anything, Xiao Wang received a blow to the head, and an invisible slap slapped several palm marks on his face.

"Master, is the driver of that car an adult?"

Xiao Wang tugged on the sleeve of the traffic policeman and pointed at the vehicle not far away that was slowly approaching like a green caterpillar, especially the pretty and cute girl in the driver's seat.

The uncle rubbed his burning face and looked at Xiao Wang's fingers. When he understood the situation, he felt a little hesitant.

This situation is indeed difficult to judge. Who knows whether the driver is relatively young due to his own reasons, or whether he is truly a minor?

Nowadays, there are all kinds of weird monsters and monsters. Some people are in their teens, but they have a bit of a anxious temper, and they look like uncles in their thirties.

Thinking of this, the uncle couldn't help but think of the most glorious moment in his life.

That was 20 years ago, and he was just like Xiao Wang, standing here listening to his master's teachings. At that time, his admiration for the master was no less than that of Xiao Wang now.

Then the person who slapped the master in the face hurriedly appeared.

Damn, who would have thought that a girl who looks like she is 16 years old at most is a legal adult?

However, he and his master did not expect that the person they once stopped to check his driver's license would become the current evil king.

The uncle still feels that he was so brave back then!

"Come on, go check your driver's license."

"okay!"

"Tantan!"

……

"Miss, please..."

"Needless to say!! I know the next process!"

Jiang Keke lowered the window and interrupted what Xiao Wang wanted to say next with a loud roar. He skillfully took out his driver's license from his pocket, grabbed Xiao Wang's hand and stuffed it in, and kept mumbling.

"I am 25 years old this year, one year younger than my best friend. I became an adult seven years ago. Although I had ups and downs when I took the driver's license test and took the test back and forth for four years, I have had it in my hand for three years. I feel like he is an experienced driver with pure blood.”

"Uh……"

Xiao Wang was speechless for a moment.

This lady's series of operations are so skillful that it makes people feel a little distressed.

I don’t know how many times I was stopped while driving on the road before I could develop this skill.

Jiang Keke took a few breaths and put her face close to the air outlet of the car's air conditioner. After enjoying it for a while, she sat up straight and said, "Uncle traffic police, have you finished checking?"

"uncle?"

It was like a thunderbolt hitting his forehead. Although he had known that one day he would be called uncle, Xiao Wang did not expect that it would come so quickly.

The uncle who was watching the passing cars with his peripheral vision couldn't help but shook his head, secretly said that it was indeed the case, and patted Xiao Wang's shoulder comfortingly.

Relax, you have grown up a generation for no reason and you should be happy.

Xiao Wang accepted the title with a grimace, handed his driver's license back, put his arms around his big-toothed raccoon, and returned to the place where he was standing lonely.

The uncle smiled, and just as he was about to take a step back with his new apprentice that he brought back today, he was grabbed by the collar by Tantanshu.

"Tantan!"

Tan Tan Shu's face was solemn at this moment, his eyes were staring straight at the passenger seat, his head tilted, sleeping peacefully, and the light waves in his red and yellow eyes were flowing, as if he was thinking about something.

The uncle was amused by the serious look of his elf, and he also looked over, wondering who could make him make such an expression.

As a result, as soon as his eyes fell, the uncle's face suddenly darkened.

Jiang Keke shook his head from side to side: "What's wrong?"

The seat belt is on too!

"No...it's fine."

The uncle forced a smile and waved his hand, telling Jiang Keke not to think too much, then turned around and left with Tan Tan Shu.

Gao Fei, who looks so similar to the current Evil King, is definitely hereditary, so this should be the heir of the Demon City Spark Gym.

His mother slapped his master in the face, and now he slaps him in the face. Is this a grudge?

Can you let them pretend properly?

……

"I thought I heard someone yelling just now?"

The car started and moved forward a few meters. Anping woke up. He shook his numb left leg, lifted Casey onto his right leg and sat down, then pulled down the crescent feather hanging around his neck. asked drowsily.

Seeing no one answered, he looked at the scenery outside the window again, "We should be leaving the city and getting on the highway soon, right?"

Never expect a roadie to know where you are.

"No……"

Xu Bailian rolled his eyes and replied lazily: "It's been an hour. Don't leave the city. We are still only a short mile away from the starting point."

They set out at eight o'clock in the morning and were still wandering around at nine o'clock. If they continued at this speed, they wouldn't be able to reach the place when the next batch of elves from the Ming Chan Gym died.

Jiang Keke retorted confidently: "Do you know what driving safety is? Driving irregularly will make your loved ones cry!"

"Then you should at least drive at a speed of twenty!"

Xu Bailian chuckled and lost the motivation to roll his eyes. He lowered the window, waved to the uncle and Xiao Wang on the roadside, and started chatting.

An Sheng remained silent, watching Xu Bailian and the two respectable traffic police uncles chatting from what to eat in the morning to what they planned to eat in the evening. He took out his cell phone to send a message to Rose.

But when he finished typing the words in the text box and was about to send it out, he suddenly pointed his fingers and frowned slightly. Thinking that he asked Rose to take the crocodile on a blind date last night, he silently deleted the words.

It would be better to demolish a temple than destroy a marriage, the merits are immeasurable... An Sheng feels that it is better to accumulate some virtue.

But according to this calculation, demolishing temples = not ruining a marriage = immeasurable merits, so demolishing temples = immeasurable merits!

Go back and check out any temples that violate regulations and demolish them to collect merit.

Happy(●°u°●)?」

His fingers kept sliding on the screen, and when he saw a certain old fish monster, An Sheng's eyes lit up, and he had a goal.

Eucalyptus globulus: "@iris, are you there?"

Iris: "Master, do you have any mission?"

Iris: "I'm so happy!"

Iris: "It's a pity that I have taken on so many tasks. I'm afraid I will live up to the respect that I have for me."

Iris: "[Woooooo.jpg]"

Iris: "It's such a hard-earned opportunity!"

An Jing's eyelids twitched.

He just asked a short two words.

Eucalyptus globulus: "Would you like to go shopping?"

Iris: "Where? (^O^)"

Eucalyptus globulus: "Bring me some food by the way, I'll pay for your shopping!"

Iris: "[Your Majesty's Good Luck.jpg]"

……

A quarter of an hour later, Jiang Keke was stuffed into the back seat, and a noble-looking Athenian lady was sitting in the driver's seat that originally belonged to her.

Coming here in such a short time finally proved how much shopping meant to her.

However, the lady didn't seem to be in a good mood right now. She was holding the steering wheel with both hands, her face buried in her arms, and she was crying.

“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuujouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Oh, you lied to me. You said you were going shopping, but you ended up dragging me over to be your driver!"

An Rang stuffed a handful of potato chips into his mouth without changing his expression, and glanced at Iris flatly, "How did I lie to you? It's just that the shopping location was in Yunnan."

Iris raised her head, a few strands of long hair stuck to her forehead, the whites of her eyes turned red, and there were crystal tears in the corners of her eyes, looking quite pitiful.

She pretended to be strong: "Is it because I mentioned the salary increase a few days ago? Are you angry? There are obviously many people who mentioned this, why did you choose this person?"

"But you are the only one who usually fishes, and you haven't taken on a new mission in several years."

"People say there are also very important tasks, and they are particularly difficult to complete. Otherwise, how could you not take on new tasks?"

Iris put her hands on her hips and retorted loudly, trying her best to prove her innocence.

An Jing's eyelids twitched fiercely, and his fingers suddenly exerted force. The fragile potato chips shattered into pieces, and Cathy's head was showered with water.

He took a deep breath, and his shoulders trembled slightly with anger: "If you are referring to the task of rescuing the poor green caterpillar that was lying on the branch and unable to get down four years ago, just shut up!

“I don’t even know where you found this mission from, and I don’t understand what kind of idiot would put such a mission on the website!

"If I catch him, I have to stuff him back into his mother's womb and recreate him!"

"It's also very hard for people. There are so many green caterpillars in the wild. Who knows which one was commissioned?"

Iris shrank her head, pursed her lips, and complained softly, but she still started the car carefully.

An Sheng snorted coldly, took a photo, and then found the previous chat history and took a screenshot.

Eucalyptus globulus: "[Photo.jpg]"

Blue Eucalyptus: "I couldn't find the driver, and I only have one idle fish monster.?_?"

Cabbage Ice Cream: "?"

Sirona's fingers paused while turning the pages of the book, her long golden hair was tucked behind her ears, and she smiled sweetly.

Cabbage Ice Cream: "I'm not the kind of woman who doesn't distinguish between right and wrong. I won't quarrel with you over trivial matters."

Cabbage Ice Cream: "But the kid is really good. I'll take you shopping when I have time."

An Sheng raised his eyebrows, wiped away the non-existent cold sweat on his forehead, and couldn't help but sigh.

Do you still care?

Zhulan seems to be jealous easily?

However, he likes it!

Hehehe...

Eucalyptus globulus: "[Shame]"

Cabbage Ice Cream: "By the way, the messenger bird has delivered the ice cream this morning. The kid is pretty good at making it, but isn't it a bit too much for one week at a time?"

Eucalyptus globulus: “???”

Eucalyptus globulus: "Isn't that a month's supply? Eat one every day."

An Ning tilted her head, and several big question marks seemed to appear on her forehead.

Is it me who has the problem, or is it you, Zhulan? !

Cabbage Ice Cream: "Okay..."

Forget it, I will buy a few more from outside every day, and save the ones sent by the children for last, so that a month can pass.

Zhulan is very persistent in ice cream. She once had a legendary experience of eating it until she had a fever. How could this person agree to eat one a day so easily?

An Sheng frowned slightly, feeling that something was wrong.

……

Iris's driving skills were pretty good, and she was very confident in herself. She didn't hesitate to drive, and soon left the city and got onto the highway.

The snacks in An Jing's hand kept changing, and he occasionally snatched Cathy's milk and took a sip to moisten his throat to prevent him from losing his appetite due to his throat being too dry.

Xi Qing has always maintained a very active interest in the dark technology loaded on vehicles. At the same time, he also understood why his future mother-in-law had the energy to lead Xu Bailian to kill indiscriminately.

Xu Bailian had a sullen expression on his face, quite dissatisfied with Jiang Keke who was caught in the middle. From time to time he lowered his head to look down at the Zhuhuoling in his arms, behaving strangely.

Jiang Keke didn't mind Xu Bailian's unkindness, or she didn't have the energy and time to care about it. Her eyes were full of fear. Occasionally, when she looked at the iris, her buttocks twisted unconsciously, and she had the desire to jump out of the car. .see.

Oh, the living female driver! ! !

"Do you want to go to the bathroom?"

Iris saw Jiang Keke's abnormal behavior through the rearview mirror, looked at the rest area displayed on the navigation, and asked kindly.

Jiang Keke trembled and nodded hurriedly.

It seems that a few of them were frightened out.

Iris smiled faintly, turned the steering wheel, and entered the rest area to stop.

Jiang Keke couldn't wait to open the car door and slipped out. Her back was quite embarrassed, as if there was some terrifying beast chasing behind her, so she even fell down halfway.

Even so, he got up quickly.

"I also need to go to the toilet. I drank a little too much milk."

An Anliang looked out the car window for a while and stared at the scorching sun hanging high in the sky. He gently raised his palms to cover his eyes, gave Cathy to the iris, shook his numb legs, and walked out.

Iris pinched Casey's cheek, turned around and asked the two people in the back seat: "Are Mr. Xu and Mrs. Xu going to go for a while?"

"Need not."

"Xu Bailian, don't come near me!"

What she answered was a firm refusal and an angry curse.

Ask for collection.

??An Jian: "Fellow Taoists, do you want to accumulate merit? Why don't you take your hoe and ax and demolish the illegal temple in front of you!"

?Jiang Keke: "What's wrong with this world? Aren't I just growing a little slower? I'm sure I'll be stopped when I'm driving or walking. Tears of disappointment flowed from the corners of my mouth."

?Dog author: “Even if you don’t click on the collection and vote for recommendation, I will shed tears too (??Д`)!”

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