There's something wrong with this elf trainer

Chapter 158 Lucario: Zhulan, can you control it?

The poison-type Oleander Gym has also passed down the skill of dotting palace sand from its ancestors, and it has never been discontinued to this day.

However, in today's social situation, almost no one would order Shou Gong Sha, and it has even been gradually forgotten, falling into the same predicament as other traditional crafts.

So what to do? ?

Due to the fact that traditional skills cannot be cut off, the Poison Gym Leader can only laugh...tears and catch the kids from other gyms practicing (cross out).

It can be said that no matter which gym heir has a guardian sand on his body.

Whether voluntarily or forced.

However, An Sheng was very confused now. After hesitating for a long time, he finally suppressed the urge to take a photo and post it on WeChat. He kicked Xu Bailian with his foot and asked tangledly: "Where did the Gonggong sand on your body go?"

He clearly remembered that Uncle She had the foresight to dot this guy's gecko with sand the size of a red spot. The position was the same as his, and it looked quite conspicuous.

Xu Bailian snorted a few times, his voice seemed to be squeezed out of his nasal cavity, and he hesitated: "I haven't thought about this thing in more than three years. I only discovered it when I looked in the mirror this morning. Didn't you see that this is why I am now? Are you drinking to drown your sorrows?"

"Isn't it because you're falling out of love?"

An Sheng's face darkened.

Xu Bailian slapped his forehead vigorously with his hand, making a few crisp sounds. He rubbed his temples and tried to remember. After a while, he said, "That makes sense. And I didn't drink after I sent out the news about our breakup last night. It's also because Lost in love?

"Naituanzi, who do you think I gave my virginity to? I've obviously gone to the most extreme level in the past, which is Bo Bo Xiao Zui. Could it be that the validity period of the gonggong sand ordered by Uncle She has expired?"

An Jing remained silent, rejected the call request sent by Xu Bailian, carried her bag, and climbed the stairs to the second floor.

Damn, you are so talkative. Isn’t this too much?

"Milk dumplings!"

Xu Bailian's voice suddenly rose, "Your room is in the center of the three rooms on the south side. Don't go wrong. There are still a few clothes in the cabinet for you."

An Sheng waved her hand to show her understanding, and the figure disappeared at the end of the stairs. After a few seconds, his head popped out again, staring closely at the elves playing below.

"You guys haven't come up yet?! Remember to bring the care tools inside the death coffin, don't leave it behind."

"Woo~"

"Betta~"

"Jie Jie~"

……

"You are indeed a master."

Casey tugged on a corner of the quilt and covered her face and body.

"Death's coffin, remember not to mess it up."

An Sheng's eyes darkened, and his eyelids twitched as he looked at the bulge in the quilt. He patted his ears hard, trying to make himself forget the terrible words he just said.

After trying for a long time to no avail, Anliang chose to hand over Casey to Death's Coffin for treatment.

Lying on the ground with the coffin boards half closed and half open, Death's coffin lazily agreed to this matter.

"Anxiang you... ugh!"

Casey was heartbroken when he heard this. He opened the quilt and was about to protest. Unexpectedly, before he could finish his words, a white bandage came over and covered his mouth tightly.

The Death Coffin skillfully controlled the bandages and tied Casey tightly, like a mummy that had just been broken out of the ground, and stuffed it through the open gap in the coffin board.

As the coffin board clicked shut, the Death Coffin threw out a bandage and connected it to the walls on both sides, then sat on it and swung happily.

Hey, my majestic master breeder, but from what you said, he should have turned into a bar...some creature that walks on two legs and pouted with a small yellow-orange mouth.

Listening to the protest sounds from Casey's continuous beating of the coffin, Anjing suddenly felt refreshed. He picked out a gray short-sleeved pajamas that matched the color of the bed sheets and quilts in the wardrobe, which was mostly made of gold and pink. Unselected auspicious red towels walked into the bathroom.

Not long after, accompanied by the sound of splashing water, Ghastly Eyes and Gengar were thrown out from the crack of the frosted glass door.

……

A dozen ice cubes were swirling around in the fist-sized cup at the rim, and then the slightly cold draft beer poured into the cup, filling most of the space, and the rest was also soaked up by the draft beer. of bubbles occupy.

She was leaning against the wall peacefully, her hair was still wet and she lazily put on a layer of gray short-sleeved pajamas. She took a big sip of foam and let it gradually dissipate in her mouth.

He looked at Xu Bailian through the cup filled with draft beer, lowered his eyes and asked, "I remember that in order to please girls, you learned a good ice cream making skill."

"Anyone you like?"

Xu Bailian shook his head, his eyes shone brightly, and his whole body suddenly became energetic. His dark brown pupils seemed to flicker into two gossip patterns.

——The other party shows off the Bagua Sharingan to you.

Such words came out of nowhere, An Sheng shook his head, took a big gulp of draft beer, and nodded with exaggerated movements, causing a strand of black hair to stand on end.

His eyes flickered, the back of his right hand touched the bracelet on his left wrist, and he said vaguely: "She may like ice cream more than me."

"So you want to chain people to you with ice cream?"

Xu Bailian simply didn't want to be too clear about An An's current situation.

As a person who prefers to judge things rationally rather than emotionally since childhood, he can never grasp something as ethereal as love, which means he loses control and feels insecure.

For tranquility, it may be tied with actual objects that can be seen and touched, which is far more reliable than the so-called love bond connection.

It's a pity that a wise man cannot fall in love. Love that is too rational is not love. I don't know when An Sheng will understand this and become a fool who is willing to be trapped by love.

"I'll teach you how to do it later."

Xu Bailian finally agreed, stood up from the sofa, stumbled into the kitchen, and plunged his head into the pool filled with cold water. Bubbles came up from the bottom one by one.

The corners of An Sheng's mouth twitched as she looked at Xu Bailian's own method of sobering up. She suspected in her heart that if she didn't always have the elf by her side, Baiyou Gym would have changed its heir sooner or later.

"Ding-dong-"

The small doorbell rang politely, as if just by the sound, she knew that the man was very polite. An Sheng's ears twitched, she put down the cup in her hand, pulled on her slippers and walked to open the door.

With a welcoming smile on his face, An Ning just opened the door when he heard a sharp and fast sound of wind, and then a burning pain came from the left side of his face.

"Snapped!!!"

The sound of the slap touching the face was delayed.

An Sheng took a deep breath, and the skeleton on the right side behind him suddenly fell to the ground, and at the same time, a red wine bottle stopped two centimeters in front of his head.

"Everyone, who are you looking for?"

Looking at the two women brought to him by Wuwu Zhi in front of him, An Sheng tried his best to maintain a polite smile and asked through gritted teeth.

"Of course I'm here to find you, you scumbag, eh..."

The cute and cute girl, whose left hand had not left the red wine bottle for a long time, suddenly cursed. The Geranium next to her also lowered her body and assumed a fighting posture.

However, the man and the elf didn't stay mad for too long. Soon the man and the elf respectively held them in their arms and covered their mouths with force.

"Coco, we found the wrong person."

The woman with a thick face and a very cold temperament hugged her best friend tightly, and brought her mouth to her ear to remind her softly. Her voice was a little trembling when she spoke, obviously knowing that the two of them were in trouble.

Coco stopped struggling, blinked twice, looked at An Sheng carefully, her eyes widened quickly, her whole body seemed to have no bones, she slipped from the arms of her best friend, and the big boy who also slipped from the arms of the magic wall doll Zhu Kui hugged each other.

"Big, big... God?"

The two faces became frightened. Keke looked at his right hand that he had just slapped suspiciously. A dark cloud seemed to be floating above his head, with pale snowflakes falling.

She just beat up a legend in their world?

"Oh, he's still a breeder."

He bit the soft flesh in his mouth with his teeth, and sneered peacefully, but he still put on a reserved face that was reserved for breeders dutifully. He glanced at the thick-faced woman, and knew in his heart that it was Xu Bailian who had caused the trouble.

This is a strange thing. I have never seen anything like this before. I guess this must be a girl who has been bitten. Otherwise, just holding hands is not worth knocking on the door.

She seems to be quite old-fashioned about relationships. Girls like this are rare nowadays.

"Come in, there are disposable slippers on the first floor of the cabinet. Don't touch the ones marked with names on the second floor. Someone is using them."

He waved his hand, and a long-lost blue light flashed in his eyes. He arranged the skeletons scattered on the ground, Anping rubbed his burning left face, and welcomed the two people in.

After finishing his instructions, he walked into the kitchen, dug out a bag of ice cubes and applied it to his face. He leaned back against the wall and sipped his draft beer, looking very cold.

I don't speak, I'm very reserved!

This is what An Sheng is thinking right now. If there wasn't a breeder present, he would have taken out a bag of salt-baked peanuts and started eating them while looking at the melons.

"Master, my name is Jiang Keke. I'm very sorry for what happened just now. I thought you were the scumbag who dumped my family Qingqing."

Jiang Keke came back to her senses, her legs were weak, and she and Geranium walked over slowly, taking care of each other, and then each of them bowed decisively, apologizing sincerely.

An Sheng nodded slightly, even though the ice pack on his face made him look funny, it still couldn't stop his desire to continue acting.

"Xi Qing?! Why are you here?"

After a while, Xu Bailian finally woke up. He didn't seem to notice anyone coming in and walked out as expected.

When he saw Xi Qing sitting on the sofa with his elegant legs crossed and looking very strong, and Xi Qing who was glaring at the wall, he wanted to rush up and give him a paw, but thinking of his mistake just now, he just Jiang Keke, who was able to calm down, quickly screamed.

And Anjing changed his position, spread a blanket on the ground, and sat cross-legged on it, leaning against Metagross and Death's coffin behind him, with Casey and Zhu Huoling lying on both sides of his shoulders, and Jiuwei was half held in his arms. Here, the nine furry tails are the best cover for snacks.

Suifengqiu was held by the death coffin with a bandage, floating in the air. Mimikyu hid in Anping's arms, grabbing the collar of his pajamas, and hesitantly poked his little head out to watch. The enchanting eyes and Gengar directly Danced the tango.

Xu Bailian was a little lucky that there was no watermelon at home.

"Crack-"

Gengar took out a watermelon from his stomach, broke it open, and began to divide it.

Anjing took the image into consideration and reluctantly refused.

"Of course I'm here to beat up the scumbag!"

Jiang Keke rushed to Xi Qing, put her hands on her hips, "What's wrong with my Qingqing? You dare to break up!"

Xi Qing nodded.

Xu Bailian was very innocent: "Didn't we agree from the beginning? I will have a beautiful girlfriend to gain face, and she will have a scumbag boyfriend to experience the process of falling in love."

"There doesn't seem to be anything wrong, right?"

Quietly whispering and amusing yourself.

Jiang Keke's eyes were filled with anger that would burn the scumbag to death, and she immediately retorted loudly: "You just took Qingqing's first kiss away last afternoon, and you broke up with her tonight?"

"This is a bit too much." An Sheng condemned in a low voice.

"Isn't the agreed date arrived? Besides, it was just an accident. If I hadn't acted as a human cushion at the time, she would have fallen miserably."

"Well, that makes sense." An Sheng completely turned into a wallflower.

Xi Qing still nodded.

She is obviously one of the male and female protagonists, but now she looks more like a passerby who is also eating melon.

"Isn't it because Xi Qing has fallen in love with me? No, no!"

Thinking of some possibility, Xu Bailian looked surprised.

It's not that he's talking about narcissism.

After all, the whole person looks very cold and ascetic. Perhaps it is because he has been with ghost elves for a long time, which gives people a deep feeling. If he didn't usually hang out in bars and other places, he would probably be It is a high-altitude flower that wants to be plucked and polluted.

Jiang Keke: "You..."

"Remember that home is the only castle, as the Daoxiang River continues to run, smile..."

An Sheng stood up expressionlessly, nodded slightly to the three of them, and said in a calm voice: "It's a video call, you continue."

After saying that, he walked up the stairs unhurriedly.

Kyuubi glanced at the name of the caller and looked at the peaceful back. It looked so plain, but why did she see the urgency in it?

Jiuwei thought for a moment, and decisively chose the latter between eating dog food or eating melon.

You can eat food at any time, and you may not be able to escape even if you want to run away in the future.

But melons are not often encountered.

Xu Bailian watched with a heavy expression as the peaceful figure disappeared at the end of the stairs.

This girl, is it true that a wise man cannot fall in love?

……

"I forgot to reply to his message. The kid won't be angry, right?"

Sirona moved stacks of books from the bookshelf and piled them on the desk. Only after she could block her entire body did she send out a video communication request.

Lucario shook his head confidently.

An Sheng will never get angry, he has always been able to control his emotions very well, and his whole person is weirdly rational.

but……

He definitely knows how to talk over tea. Can you control Zhulan?

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Ask for collection.

??before,

?Dog author: "May I ask what your first step will be when you meet a great god?"

?Jiang Keke: "Rush up to worship and ask for an autograph! ?('w')?"

?Now,

?Dog author: "As far as I know, you met the great god, what did you do?"

?Jiang Keke (protecting her right hand): "I really didn't mean to do it. Look, I smashed the red wine bottle. Please forgive me! (???e???) I can't break my right hand again, right? ?”

?"By the way, please add more collections and recommendation votes, otherwise the master will not forgive me ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ"

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(End of this chapter)