There's something wrong with this elf trainer

Chapter 139 Cattleya: I can even recognize him when he turns to ashes!

"Damn, I've been wandering there every day for the past two days. Why can't that woman be attracted to me? Didn't I agree that it's for both men and women?"

Ever since the two champions watched a "horror movie" in a dark stairwell, time flew by and arrived at night two days later.

A certain white-haired lolita patted her legs angrily, wearing the white stockings she had prepared earlier to better show off her charm, like two white chocolates, but... this lolita obviously She couldn't get used to the stockings, so she kept stretching out two fingers to pick up the stockings to relax her calves.

An Sheng huddled on the sofa at the other end with dull eyes, took a spoonful of chocolate cake, put it in his mouth, and asked with interest: "Where did you buy this cake?"

"Peace!! In this situation, do you still care about where you bought the cake?!"

Xia Mingchan was so angry that her hair stood on end. Two little white chocolates were kicking on the sofa, grinning. The two tiger teeth seemed to be shining coldly under the light. She rushed over and tried to fight An Sheng.

An Ning looked at the white-haired lolita who was making a graceful arc in the air, clenching her fists and about to come over to fight for her life. She hesitated for a second, then decisively threw the slippers on her feet into the air and stretched out her feet wearing black socks. .

With a snap, An Ling's feet came into close contact with Xia Mingchan's face, and the foot that was kicking on the face was not idle, and its two toes were very flexible to pinch a strand of Xia Mingchan's white hair. , and pulled it out.

The slippers that had been accurately calculated in mid-air also slowly fell down, seemingly accidentally, but in fact they hit Xia Mingchan's head on purpose.

The white-haired loli sat on her knees on the sofa with a snap, like a hard statue. She was silent for a long time, then stood up silently, like a female ghost wrapped in white sheets, and slid into the bathroom lifelessly.

An Sheng curled her lips, and her sleeves were rolled up. The bandage that was supposed to be wrapped around her right hand disappeared, and not even a shallow scar was found.

The special medicine produced by the institute, plus the special medicine given to Team Rocket by Nazi, if the wound is not healed in the past few days, the researcher in charge of these two types of medicine will probably climb up to the rooftop to blow off the wind.

After eating up all the remaining chocolate cake, An Sheng brought two golden-red and pure white nine-tails to his side. While enjoying the two worlds of ice and fire, he started the game.

Faced with the two invitations that popped up as soon as he entered, he didn't agree to either of them. He bravely chose not to match teammates, and then he thought he clicked the button to start the game.

"Welcome to the special training island~"

The pleasant female voice contained enthusiasm and sincerity, and in an extremely happy tone, she welcomed this player who couldn't find a place to sell his game, and was finally forced to choose to train himself into a game.

"What are you looking at? If I can find my eldest brother, will I still use the Zhitiantian game to practice shooting?"

An Sheng coughed twice, cleared his throat, and spoke confidently, with a tone full of regret and a mood of being rich and unappreciated.

The two Kyuubi's eyes were filled with contempt.

For a guy like you who hangs around on the edge of bronze every day, having twenty players in one game is pretty good. The others are probably all humans and machines. Do you still want to meet your big brother, the Immortal?

An Sheng's aura instantly weakened. He snorted with his nose and controlled the game character to move towards the shooting range. When he heard the continuous gunshots, his fingers immediately turned back and directly controlled his brain. He acted subconsciously and climbed down skillfully, slowly. Wriggling into the grass nearby.

It wasn't until another player took control of the game character and shot his character twice in the butt, causing layers of green mist to splash, that An Sheng realized that he had not suddenly broken into the fighting room area.

He stood up awkwardly and walked away as if nothing had happened. He even jumped twice consciously and handsomely during the sprint, trying to relieve the embarrassment.

The player who reminded me seemed to have just realized that I had met someone. He was scared when he heard the sound of gunshots. He was probably a cute guy who only dared to search for supplies in the wild. He had an inexplicable fear of the housing area and did not dare to go in. He came immediately. Interested, he put his gun away and followed behind with his fists waving.

An Sheng, who was running at the front, suddenly lost his expression, and realized that he couldn't get rid of him no matter what. The person behind him who witnessed the scene of his instant infatuation, simply didn't look at the game interface, and buried his face in the soft fur of Kyuubi, sucking the fox. .

But An Jing is a person who knows that both rain and dew are affected, and neither fox was spared.

"Metrogross, why don't you help me program a plug-in? It doesn't need any locking function. As long as every time you start the game, you can know the center of the final circle in advance, so you can rest easy."

Listening to the cowardly voice of his trainer, Metagross was a little confused as to why An Jing, in reality, dared to carry a gun on his body all day long, but in the game, he was afraid of the excitement of someone suddenly jumping out and sending him away. Otherwise, he quietly moved away and brought out Casey, who had been hiding for two days.

Writing plug-ins is not his specialty, but isn't there still an elf here who has learned hacking skills?

An Ning looked at Casey, who had been stimulated by some unknown source or received guidance from an expert in the past two days, and had directly spread the cards, which had been registered under his name, but had been hiding since then, and rubbed his chin while looking at it.

I still remember that Casey was with me at the beginning because of his hacking skills. Although he has never used them, he must be pretty skilled, right?

But thinking about it, no matter how exquisite it is, it can't compare to the ability of women's clothing.

Thinking of the way Casey wore a cheerleading uniform and bright makeup to cheer him on two days ago, goosebumps suddenly appeared on An Sheng's arms, but there was still a trace of regret in his eyes.

Obviously I want to record more dark history.

……

"Bamboo orchid~"

"The Special Training Island is so boring, I might as well just go to Steel Gun."

Cattleya's whole body was leaning on the sofa, her head was tilted back and she was looking at the ceiling, her feet were swaying, and her voice was coquettish.

"Um……"

Sirona pretended to be hesitant. She nodded in agreement while looking at the interface. The cute girl swimming hard asked, "Cattleya, how about we invite someone else? Form a team of four."

"Four people? Isn't our team already full?"

Cattleya raised her head suddenly and asked doubtfully. As she spoke, her butt moved and rubbed a little closer to Sirona.

Karuna, who is also the captain, kicked out the certain king quickly. She sighed in her heart that Zhulan was becoming more and more free of herself and more and more scheming. At the same time, she pretended to be calm and said:

"Wanlong suddenly had a press conference for his work, and he just quit it not long ago."

What does a real bestie look like?

That is to do a good job of supporting and smoothing the conversation anytime and anywhere.

Wanlong: "...You are noble!"

"Who should I pull?"

Although Cattleya was asking the two of them, her eyes were blinking at Sirona, reluctant to give her eyes to the other person, completely forgetting about Karuna.

Sirona: "I happened to meet a very timid player here. I think the game experience will be quite good playing with him."

"serene?"

Recently, Cattleya has been a bit wary. Whenever she sees a man, she doubts whether he is pretending to be An Jing. She even doesn't let go of women. She is really afraid of being robbed.

After all, no one can understand that when a person has worked hard to finish a pot of smelly fusilli, only to find that the person he loves is staying in the stairwell with another person.

At that moment, the rustling sound of Yi Jian Mei echoed in my mind, and I even had the illusion that I should be under the car.

Xia Mingchan: "..."

Caroline: "..."

Are we not human? ? ?

"No, there are so many players, how could we meet by chance?"

Sirona shook her head calmly, stretched out her hand and gently stroked Cattleya's hair. When the little kitten relaxed its vigilance and looked like it was begging for favor, she quickly pushed Cattleya back to its original position.

Lucario, who was paying the final payment to a skilled hacker, paused when he heard this. He glanced at Cattleya, who was secretly distressed because all her previous efforts had been wasted, and felt an unprecedented pity in her heart.

Obviously Zhulan has sternly rejected you so many times, and even hired a psychiatrist for you, so why are you so stubborn?

Are you going to hang on a tree and wait to die?

But the key is that this tree has been occupied by others, and there is no room for you!

……

"Team invitation."

An Jing refused without even thinking about it. He was always very hostile to the players who wanted to kidnap him out of the special island and shoot him, let alone witness his moment of intimidation.

Even if I am the King of Heaven...

With a solemn look on his face, An Heng used the afterimage of his fingers at this moment, precisely pointing at the acceptance.

It's not that he doesn't want to refuse, it's mainly because the other side posted a large picture of his performance. It doesn't matter whether he is a great god or not. The main thing is that he wants to appreciate the scenery above bronze.

I think the scenery must be great!

He looked at her with disdain again, turning a blind eye to An Sheng, and even made a mockery of it.

Even my outer armor has not been penetrated, and your eyes are simply weak.

After joining the team and turning on the audio, Anran listened to the slightly distorted sound coming from the earphones. It always felt like déjà vu, a bit familiar.

Jiuwei stared behind An Sheng, and he always felt that there was a cute thing named IQ carrying luggage on a small wooden stick and staggering away from home.

Even if the voice is a little distorted, you have said so many words in the past two days and you still haven't recognized it?

Could it be someone's revenge?

Kyuubi raised his head and fell into deep thought, wondering whether he should get out and scare people again.

……

"This must be peaceful!"

On the other side, Cattleya put her feet on the sofa, held up the headphones in her hands, and shouted with determination, rushing over to grab Karunai's cell phone, intending to kick her out of the team.

Sirona hugged her and said, "You admitted your mistake."

"Impossible! Even if he turns into ashes, I can't admit my mistake."

"The sound is a little distorted."

"But that's only a little!"

"The other person didn't recognize you and is still in the dark. Don't you want to play tricks on him?"

As soon as Sirona said this, several surprised looks came to her at the same time.

Rose Leiduo, who was dragging the ice elf on the swing with a vine, was so shocked that his hands shook. The ice elf lying on the vine was knocked out like a cannonball, and a headbutt hit the biting land shark. On the belly.

Lucario put his right hand on his left hand and pulled out a bunch of black and blue hair. Feeling the pain like needles coming from his hand, she understood that she was not dreaming now.

Menas was floating around the room and was shocked when she heard this. The Aplysia that was caught by her tail fell down and hit the heads of Gardevoir and Miss Goth who were whispering.

The mucus secreted by the sea rabbit itself stuck to the bodies of the two lady elves.

Liebite Lu Shark ignored the pain in his stomach and laughed directly, looking extremely proud, thinking that it was him who had been following Zhulan these days that changed her mind.

The ghost potted plant appeared on Sirona's shoulder. With his cunning and evil personality, he had already deeply understood the trainer's thoughts. His illusory purple body shook back and forth, and a bad smile appeared.

"It seems... okay?"

A trace of emotion appeared on Cattleya's face. She hesitated for a moment. Thinking that she could finally have some peace and quiet, her eyes instantly turned red and she nodded in agreement.

……

"Cattleya?"

"Hirona?"

"Then the other one who didn't speak must be Karuna, right?"

IQ finally returned home and looked peacefully at the plane that had taken off. He was a little doubtful about the authenticity of the picture just now, and at the same time he was thinking about whether he should exit.

When I played a game with Sirona a few days ago, the champion was just a novice and didn't even know how to turn on the microphone.

There's no way he's playing him, right?

This is not interesting.

And the most important thing is that there is Cattleya in this team. If this guy finds out that he is a character who instantly loses consciousness in the game, he will really make a big fool of himself.

Listening to the gentle voice from the other side asking where to jump, An Sheng clicked his finger decisively: "Let's jump to the military base! I know several dogs there... especially the buildings that look like cute dogs. You girls must like it very much!"

A location coordinate appears on the minimap.

It doesn't matter if he's gentle or not, the main thing is to see if the scenery of the military base is what it used to be, and I also want to check whether the few places where bugs are exploited have disappeared.

"You want to say it's a close call, right? I don't even know if I jump twelve times an hour. Is there any other building there that looks like a cute dog?"

A somewhat coquettish voice came into my ears through the earphones. She spoke unceremoniously, as if she had some deep hatred.

An Sheng blinked and said in a slightly puzzled voice: "Dance eight times in an hour? So Cattleya, you can't even get through the first lap?"

"Isn't this better than falling on the ground like a he? After all, when people fall on the ground and become a he, sometimes they can't pick up the gun, and then they bump into someone with a gun."

"When did you recognize me?"

Cattleya fell into self-doubt. You must know that she pinched her throat specifically to prevent An Sheng's IQ from suddenly going up and recognizing her.

"Oh, from the moment the invitation was sent."

An Sheng would not say that he was too smart to run away from home for no reason. When he spoke, he turned around and looked at the new toilet plug that he ran out to buy, and nodded with satisfaction.

Okay, before going to bed tonight, get out and stuff the dog author's head into the toilet.

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Please collect it, the collection has become less in the past two days. ?_?

?? Damn it, at the end of writing, I was controlled by an unknown force. Sure enough, there must be super events in the world.

?I emphasize here again, the last sentence I wrote, no one forced me, it is not Kyuubi, not Kyuubi! ! !

?Kyuubi didn’t put her fluffy tail around my neck either! ! !

?Ahem, please vote for favorites and recommendations. |???w??)???

?Okay, Kyuubi, can you put your tail down? 〣(?oΔo?)〣

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