There's something wrong with this elf trainer

Chapter 126 Substitute Rose Redo

The night sky is sparse, with thousands of stars blooming in the dark curtain, trying their best to shine with their own light, outlining a beautiful picture.

On a green hill, dilapidated Taoist temples and temples faced each other, candlelight blooming among them. The Taoist priests and monks guarding the gates of the Taoist temples and temples sat on the threshold, their heads tilted against the wall, dozing off.

In the central room in the backyard of Qingshan Taoist Temple, three copper coins were put into the turtle shell. His hands, which looked a little dry, covered the gaps in the turtle shell and shook it gently.

Copper coins and turtle shells collide with each other, and the sound they make is no less than the clear and sweet sound of bells. The old Taoist priest now performs a hexagram every morning to calculate the time of his own disaster. He does not seek to solve the problem, but only seeks not to harm others. .

It was time to go to sleep today, but suddenly I had the idea of ​​fortune-telling on a whim.

After shaking a few times, three copper coins jumped out of the turtle shell, spun a few times, and then fell down neatly.

"Big evil..."

Looking at the heads and tails of the copper coins, the old Taoist priest counted a few times with his fingers, his expression suddenly changed, and he calculated further for a moment.

Since it was a whim, it meant that someone close to him must be able to make him feel it. The copper coin also showed that the person close to him was far away. The old Taoist priest thought about it in his heart.

Apart from the people who watch the green mountains, there is only one gangster who has been making trouble here since he was a child and is relatively close to him, and he happened to be away from home recently.

"If you believe in divination, it will work, if you don't believe it, it will not work."

The old Taoist priest murmured to himself, which seemed to be comforting, but he was very clear. Having been blessed by Celebi, he could glean two or three points of the future with the help of divination.

There is no possibility of miscalculation.

It was as if he had always known that from last year to now, there have been thirteen groups of people with bad intentions who wanted to sneak into the Taoist temple. There were people with any intention, but they were secretly intercepted and killed by the people who were protecting them here.

It was as if he also knew what he was doing when Anping disappeared, and he even knew what underwear he was wearing on that day.

Fortunately, he has a good quality of keeping secrets, otherwise he would have been captured by the association people and thrown into the super-type gym, where he would live with the old prime minister who had a falling out with him a long, long time ago.

After pondering for a moment, the old Taoist priest stood up leisurely and placed a page of light green notes on the futon.

Although the disaster is severe, there is a way to solve it and there is a glimmer of hope.

All he can do now is to add a little more vitality to it. After all, other things have already been taken care of by others.

"But the catastrophe brought about by the bastard was triggered so early?"

"He's promising. He was triggered before he reached adulthood. He's older than his grandfather and father by who knows how many years."

……

“Tomato or meat?”

Karuna looked at her phone with questions in her head, and even felt her head spinning.

I just searched the Internet for how to make pimple soup, and a dozen methods popped up, and there were nearly a hundred videos with detailed instructions. This was only the content on the first page of the browser.

However, Kalunai understood that no matter how different the above methods were, they were just different paths leading to the same goal, so there was no need to worry about which one tasted better.

Besides, Cattleya must have never eaten it. Even if she brought out a bowl of noodles, she would probably slurp them up with a cheerful look on her face.

But when it came to putting the side dishes, I was a little hesitant.

"Shanai~"

Gardevoir shook his head helplessly and put the tomatoes and pork in Kaluna's hands on the tray. The Chinese cabbage, leeks, celery, beef, etc. that were originally placed on the aluminum tray were put into the pot.

Since any one of them is so delicious, wouldn’t it be delicious if you put them all together?

"That's right!"

Seeing Gardevoir's series of operations, Karuna nodded in realization.

She doesn’t eat it anyway, so even if it’s all put in, it doesn’t taste good, so what does that have to do with her?

If the time comes, you have to keep an eye on Cattleya. As an international star and part-time Kalos Champion, in a world where traffic is king, anything she cooks can be sold online for a high price. If Cattleya dares not to eat it, ?

Ha ha……

I'll find a reason to abduct Sirona from the Super Power Association in advance.

It's just that the success rate is a bit low. If Cattleya wasn't here, it might still be successful.

"Cattleya, it's time for supper!"

A quarter of an hour later, when all the stew in the pot was cooked, Kalunai threw the dough she had kneaded into it, stirred it casually, and then took the pot out with a smile.

Gardevoir buried his upper body in the cabinet and finally found some food, rice, oil and salt. Gardevoir got out and opened his little mouth. Abba Abba didn't know what to say.

There is also mutton in it. If there is no seasoning, it will be fishy and smelly...

……

"boom!!!"

"what!"

"help me!"

The game character who was kneeling on the ground cried out for help, and calmly controlled the game character to crawl to a safe place. He turned to look at Sirona's beautiful side face, with no idea of ​​appreciation at all, and just wanted to make a quibble.

"...The recoil is too great."

"...He doesn't follow martial ethics and uses a sniper rifle to attack in secret."

Her gray-yellow eyes secretly suppressed her smile. Sirona moved her head slightly, her long hair fluttering, preventing An Sheng from seeing the corners of her mouth that she couldn't help but raise.

After a while, she looked at An Sheng and said in a gentle voice: "It's already pretty good. I've never been in the top [-] when playing alone."

Sirona is already very skilled at lying to this little child, and every move, every word, and every word has been integrated into nature.

Maybe telling other lies will expose many flaws, but this one definitely won't.

An Jing didn't see any holes in the pretense. Sirona didn't even know the tricks of lying, so he believed it immediately.

It’s just a game. Candy Sinnoh Champion can’t lie to others, right?

He breathed a deep sigh of relief and started the next game calmly and confidently.

He is someone who has seen the scenery of Silver. It is only a piece of cake to reach the Bronze level!

The ice elf curled up on the small sofa next to him blinked his bright little eyes, took out a large bottle of Coke and several paper cups from under the coffee table, gave one to each elf present, and froze it again. Throw a few ice cubes in there.

Except for the unhappy biting land shark who was imprisoned in the bedroom by Lucario, the rest of the elves gathered around and began to watch how An Sheng swore to himself and started to die in various ways over and over again with Zhulan.

There is never a repeat of death.

……

"Oh, oh, I don't want to eat anymore!"

Cattleya put her hands on the ground, kicked her bare feet, and leaned against the corner. She shivered and looked at Karuna, who was holding a pot in front of her and a spoon in her hand, smiling and feeding her.

If her superpowers hadn't been completely blocked by the broken stone of Oni Bonzai, Cattleya would have been unable to bear it and blew up her room to add to the fun.

Kalunai is obviously good at making desserts. Although the food is not as good as Gardevoir, it is still the kind that can make a living, which is rare.

But why does it become like this when it comes to dishes that are unique to the Carlos region?

Kalunai slowly squatted down: "I worked hard to make it for you. If you dare not eat it today, Zhulan will be kidnapped by me tonight."

The poor cat huddled in the corner suddenly shivered, took the pot and spoon resolutely, and started eating with big mouthfuls.

I want to take the bamboo orchid away, dreaming! ! !

They were obviously superpowers of the same level, but they were all drunk, but in the end they were treated differently. The contrast between heaven and hell was clearly evident at this moment.

……

After a series of car rollovers, drowning after swimming in a rock crevice, being blown to death by rockets that turned around when hitting things, being hit by abandoned cars falling from the sky, hiding in the grass, and finally being killed by someone who threw a grenade and tried to escape. After the game's enemies were taken away and so on, Sirona never laughed out loud.

The technique of suppressing laughter looks so skilled, it makes people feel distressed.

Just as she was about to start the next game, she felt her right shoulder sink, her neck was kissed wantonly by soft hair, her eyes moved down, her eyes closed in peace and she didn't know when, her breathing became calm, and she fell into a deep sleep.

From Sirona's current posture, you can see a beautiful feather in the collar that seems to be shining proudly, and even the edge of the bandage wrapped around her belly can be seen.

On the right side of An Jing, Lucario retracted his claws in anger. Just after An Jing fell asleep, he actually wanted to fall towards her. The bamboo orchid on the left was fragrant and soft, and could be used as a pillow. Didn't you see?

Why aren't you taking the initiative at all?

Obviously Zhulan belongs to the gentle big sister type.

Lucario has always been concerned about Sirona's lifelong events, and he almost became a demon in his heart.

Mainly because during the previous global championship game, I saw Ke Na in the lounge, holding a doll, looking at the dating website and laughing weirdly.

I heard that it became like this because I had been worrying about life-long matters and couldn't get married.

Thinking that his gentle and beautiful Bamboo Orchid would become like this in the future, Lucario, who was not interested in anything other than fighting as a nanny at that time, felt a chill and planted a seed deeply in his heart.

Sometimes I have nightmares about this.

So she was quite dissatisfied with the biting land shark.

This stupid dragon, who only thinks about bamboo orchids and fighting, never understands this truth no matter how many times he says it.

It's a pity that people can't try super evolution between people. Zhulan only discovered the problem after trying super evolution with them before.

Sirona's eyelashes trembled twice, and she looked away without changing her expression. Her shoulders seemed to shake in protest, and then she made no other movements.

Her gentle breath hit her collarbone. As if nothing had happened, she logged out of the account she was currently logged in to and logged in with a new account. Her game playing skills were not as good as those of a novice before.

And looking at An Ning again, he was sleeping soundly and really wanted to curl up like before, but was hindered. In the end, he could only rub his head, tickling Sirona's chin.

"It's not right even when you're asleep."

With a groan of complaint, Sirona controlled the game character, neatly put away the gun and got into the car. There was no trace of the clumsy look she had when playing An Sheng. She had just been scratched by her hair and accidentally fired the gun, exposing her position.

She was playing a high-end game, and she wanted to cut off the legs of the game character to prevent the sound of footsteps from being heard, let alone shoot now.

……

"Kyuubi, where can Anping go?"

An Xin huddled on the quilt that originally belonged to An Sheng, staring at the ceiling a little absentmindedly, and asked as if mumbling to himself.

The Kyuubi brother and sister leaned together, and their keen hearing did not allow them to miss An Xin's words.

The younger sister among them snapped her head, tilted her head, and fell asleep instantly.

Jiuwei, who had gone out for a walk, said that he really didn't know. There was no waveguide dog in the room where Anping was, which could prevent the detection of supernatural powers.

Not to mention the unhappy Liebite Land Shark hiding in the bedroom.

……

Wearing headphones and watching the characters in the game holding up trophies, Sirona looked at the time and glanced at the person next to her, sleeping soundly and peacefully with her pillow on her shoulder. She was hesitating whether to start the next round. , his face suddenly changed, and he looked at Lucario with pleading eyes.

Lucario's nose twitched, as if he smelled something. He accepted Sirona's plea for help, and his furry dog ​​paws stretched out to replace Sirona's shoulders.

The peace of sleep didn't matter what I was pillowing on. When I was training in the training camp, even tree roots were pillowed on me. Lucario's dog paws and Sirona's shoulders were even more comfortable with the former.

Furry and soft flesh pads.

Sleep better.

Sirona stood up and heard a faint snoring coming from An Sheng. She didn't know why, but she just felt her fists getting hard.

Even though she was insensitive to feelings, Sirona still felt angry.

Lucario shuddered, took out the pillow, placed it on the sofa, and let Anqian pillow it on it.

Sirona's special period has just arrived, but it feels like she has been here all day. And isn't Zhulan able to control her emotions very well at this time in the morning?

Even if Cattleya tried to break into the room several times in the middle of the night, she would not get angry, she would still be so gentle.

really……

People are different, and there may still be different friendships between people of the same sex, let alone the opposite sex.

Therefore, Zhulan's situation has become clear just now.

(Cattleya is being forced to eat a pot of stew: (_))

Sirona took a deep breath to calm down her chaotic emotions. She took small steps while walking, took out a package of things from the bedside table, and got into the bathroom.

Sometimes she envied those who didn't feel pain during their period.

Menas and Aplysia were driven out and looked at each other, understanding overflowing from their eyes.

Lucario dug out brown sugar and ginger, walked into the kitchen, and turned on the gas stove.

Tonight is really a sleepless night.

Lucario stared at the boiling hot water in the pot, and suddenly remembered something. He came to the window, grabbed Roseredo's neck, and pulled off a few petals.

Rose Leiduo is very powerful. Boil these petals together immediately, which has a miraculous effect.

It seems that when she first met Roseredo, it happened to be during Sirona's special period. At that time, there was no brown sugar or ginger in her bag, so she just grabbed a mimosa from the roadside to see if it would be useful. .

Then Zhulan was subdued in a daze.

?? Rose Leiduo: "Understand?! I started out as a substitute for brown sugar and ginger. I originally wanted to just mess around, but in the end, I became a champion-level Pokémon in a daze, just like you are also dawdling. Added to favorites and voted for recommendation! (●°u°●)?”

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(End of this chapter)