There's something wrong with this elf trainer

Chapter 110 This superpower is normal

in a safe house,

An Ning was wearing long trousers and sitting cross-legged on the bed. The white sheets under his buttocks had already been stained with blood-red plum blossoms. The wound cut by the flying mantis on the inside of his wrist had been medicated and wrapped with a bandage.

At this moment, his shoulders were shaking slightly, sweat was breaking out on his forehead, and his eyes were blurred. He had a straw in his mouth, and the other end of the straw was inserted into a bottle of wine that was only half full. His throat was rolling, and he sucked the wine into his mouth. To numb yourself.

Behind her was Xia Mingchan, who was also sitting cross-legged, but she was holding a sharp scalpel in her hand, concentrating on cutting off the nearly cooked Guangfa meat that had rolled outwards due to the one hundred thousand volts rubbing on An Ling's back.

There was already more than a mere two ounces of meat on the plate next to it.

On the first aid box next to her, there was a pair of large scissors. The scissors were also very sharp and seemed to emit a cold light under the orange light.

——There are some pieces of meat that are hard and smell like burnt meat that cannot be cut off with just a scalpel. Then this guy will be used.

"When did you start watching these bloody dramas?"

As if to distract An Sheng, Xia Mingchan turned on the TV placed in the central recess in the wall, but it caused An Sheng to ask questions.

Xia Mingchan, who hadn't even glanced at the TV series since she started watching it, was finally willing to cast her slightly excited eyes on the TV series, which fit the character's problematic character of a superpower and a trainer.

——This video is about four killers. The young people dance in the rain with a small fire dragon for the sake of an aunt who sells fruit. They are jealous and see who can dance well, who can win the beauty.

Charmander looked sickly in the TV series. It looked like he was really wet during the filming of this scene.

I was waving my hands vigorously with the aunt on the side, and finally shouted "Stop hitting!" "Stop hitting!". The key is that the white dress she was wearing was not wet by the water.

At first glance, you can tell that it was added later using special effects.

Xia Mingchan laughed awkwardly "Haha" twice, quickly grabbed the remote control and changed the channel.

This time the plot became even more outrageous.

——The male protagonist who should have 48-pack abs hugs the female protagonist who has been hit to pieces by a large truck, and rides his motorcycle that is a little more than ten meters long and does not conform to science. He is drifting all the way, protected by the protagonist’s halo. Next, came to the hospital.

Didn't he get hit and killed on the way?

His bodyguard even pulled out a pistol that looked like a communist, pointed it at the doctor's head, and threatened him to cure the heroine.

As for why the pistol looks like this?

It was specially made by the male protagonist to commemorate his female protagonist in the toilet reserved for special people who are neither male nor female.

After watching this episode, An Jing and Xia Mingchan both discovered the old man's subway map.

Just the toilet section...

Is there something wrong with the male protagonist, or is there something wrong with the female protagonist?

The key is how did the male protagonist succeed?

The two looked at each other and fell into silence.

The most strange thing was that the doctor used a tray to smash the female protagonist who had been hit to pieces and lost a lot of body parts because of the male protagonist's racing along the way. After carrying her into the operating room, in just a quarter of an hour, a lively and intact body was found. The heroine comes out.

It's just that I don't have enough meat under my body.

The TV show just got even more wrong.

Moreover, when the doctor soaked the two ounces of meat in a glass jar filled with malforin and handed it to the male protagonist, the two people watching TV had a sour taste in their throats and almost became semen.

It's outrageous...

How off the mark!

The most damning thing is, how did a heroine who was so shredded and had so many body parts blown away by the wind on the road, who could be snatched into the operating room with just a serving tray, come out intact?

This unscientific doctor...

You wouldn't cut off your own flesh, would you?

The atmosphere in the safe house became very subtle for a time. A treatment machine was installed against the wall, and the seven Poké Balls placed inside also trembled at inappropriate times.

Stay~~⊙﹏⊙

They suddenly discovered that being able to see outside from the Poké Ball was sometimes not very good.

"Ha ha……"

Xia Mingchan laughed twice with an even more embarrassed expression than before, quickly gave a thumbs up, changed the subject and said:

"In ancient times, Guan Gong played chess while scraping bones to cure poison. Only you can drink wine and cut off the waste meat peacefully. You can be called a hero!"

Although it was to change the topic, Xia Mingchan's admiration for An Shen was genuine.

Unexpectedly, after hearing this, An Sheng's face showed irreversible melancholy. He suddenly turned around, pressed the white-haired Loli's shoulders with both hands, stared at her with unclear eyes for a moment, and said:

"We have been friends for so long, and now I realize how cute you are."

The last two words came out with difficulty from between the teeth. If a normal person were present, they would definitely hear it. This was definitely not a compliment.

But are there any normal people here?

Maybe the elves who stay in the corner to heal are normal elves, but humans are definitely not.

"oops!"

The white-haired loli covered her red cheeks and said in a tone that was so shy that it made people sick:

"Even if you say so, it's impossible for us to be together. I like girls. If you cut off the remaining two ounces of flesh, maybe..."

...very loyal to the Lily Faction.An Jian had to sigh that Xia Mingchan was firm in his Taoism. He had known since he was a child that his appearance could at least correct most people in the Lily sect.

Now that I have encountered such an iron nail, it is unbelievable...

He sneered, his eyes filled with desire:

"Very suitable, sit down and die!"

In fact, I originally wanted to say that he was suitable for killing with one fist, but An Sheng suddenly thought that he was not a professional boxing lady, and his boxing skills were definitely not as good as theirs, so he finally changed his words.

"go with!"

After all, Xia Mingchan didn't spit out a plant, so she pulled An Sheng's body back and continued to treat it.

Fortunately, he took the hemostatic medicine produced by the research institute as soon as he arrived at the safe house. Otherwise, during the time he was just wasted, An Sheng would have lost his head and become dizzy, and he would have gone to the floating clouds.

As for whether this hemostatic medicine is unscientific?

Ah……

Here, the grass that grew three feet high on the heads of scientific people was pulled out and went home to light a fire.

"Do you know why Guan Yu played chess when he was scraping bones to treat poison?"

The room was quiet for a moment, but An Sheng couldn't help but ask questions, wanting to test Xia Mingchan's IQ.

"Just a distraction!"

The white-haired Loli lived up to her expectations and replied triumphantly, without even guessing the real core of An Sheng's question:

"He didn't use anesthesia when cutting the meat. Guan Gong is really a man."

The tranquil face turned dull instantly, and he loosened his fists that suddenly hardened, confirming that he was really stupid.

"Were there anesthetics in ancient times?" she asked again.

"of course not."

The white-haired loli cast a contemptuous look and explained in a humming voice:

"But what kind of soup is there? It can be regarded as an anesthetic."

"You actually remember that there is such a thing as anesthetic, why don't you give me an injection?"

An Sheng's face remained as calm as ever, without showing any trace of anger, as if he was an enlightened monk who had already seen through the mortal world.

after all……

It's not worth arguing with a fool.

"what!"

Xia Mingchan slapped her forehead and nodded suddenly, "No wonder I think I forgot something. Just wait a minute!"

She took out the anesthetic that she carried with her in a small bottle, took out a small syringe, opened the cap of the small bottle, and sucked the anesthetic in with the small syringe.

Then there was only a puff sound, and the syringe entered An Ning's body.

"You used it wrong."

Feeling the unexpected effect of the medicine, An Sheng thought about it carefully, and finally decided not to compete with the family member who had a brain problem.

"You are using the one that is specially designed to sting people and is more effective." He said.

The white-haired loli blinked her big, confused eyes.

The peaceful voice gradually became fainter, and his head was shaking bit by bit. If he hadn't had corresponding training against the effects of drugs in the training camp, he might have fallen asleep early.

His head was getting dizzy, and he warned:

"After my injury was healed, I went out to buy a set of clothes for me. I didn't bring any with me, so I left them at the hotel.

"and also……"

"What else?"

The white-haired Loli held An Sheng's hand tightly and pinched red marks for him. Her eyes were full of tears. If the scene and person were changed, after all, it would be a life-and-death parting with tears in her eyes.

"Don't worry, your last words... Bah, I will definitely do what you told me." There was a hint of regret in his tone.

No one cooperated, and the scene was so embarrassing.

"Buy me a bag of salt and pepper peanuts. If you just drink alcohol without peanuts, you will get drunk easily."

An Jing was very concerned about Ichijo, and his consciousness that was about to sink into darkness suddenly woke up and turned over, but after saying that, he simply fell asleep.

The white-haired lolita's tears filled with regret flowed down, across her face, and dripped on the sheets.

Then he lowered his head and looked down...

After two or three seconds of silence, she opened her voice...

"Oooooooo-"

Loud sounds of ghosts crying and wolves howling appeared in this scene.

The dissatisfied scoldings of some good girls nearby who were greeting the guests and getting straight to the point also rang out, because the guests who were talking to them about the true meaning of Guan Bao's acquaintance were frightened by this voice...

After all, the place where the safe house was established was kind of... a lot of good girls.

……

Early morning on June 6th, Superpower Association.

The staff who usually come and go here disappeared without a trace today. They all asked for leave in unison, and they lasted for several days.

The days are stuck, and they are all days when the most problematic superpowers have finished their inspections and left.

The president of the Superpower Association expressed his sincere agreement with the reason why these staff members do not want to play on the line of life and death and tease the King of Hell.

I remember that he was one of them before.

However, there was not much danger at that time. At most, some superpowers with abnormal brains, abnormal minds, abnormal psychology, and abnormal superpowers just liked to cause trouble.

But it's different now...

Among the abnormal superpowers, there are three beings who can overthrow the Superpower Association by themselves.

Unless the elves are dispatched, none of the superpowers and staff present can fight.

The key is that these three guys don't know whether it's because of the so-called pride of superpowers, but they look down on each other from the first time they meet, and there will always be a bloody storm when they meet.

One of the guys even instigated several wars. The reason was simple. Because he was the only man, the two women formed an alliance to target him.

Ah……

Shivering with cold breath and cold sweat on our foreheads on a hot day, when will we boys stand up, clenched our fists and shout, taking control of our own interests? !

Facts have proved that although that guy is the youngest among the three, his heart is pure black, which really allows him to destroy the alliance between the two.

Although the other two people understand that only an alliance can fight against this black-hearted guy.

but……

Haha, if we don't see eye to eye, we can't form an alliance.

The headquarters of the Super Power Association is a building.

After stepping inside and walking up to the fourth floor, you will see a wide and long corridor.

The corridor is divided into three areas, divided according to the degree of abnormality.

Most of the people sitting at the end of the corridor looked normal and wore decent clothes. There were no weird clothes or signs of streaking.

They just sat there obediently, holding in their hands the rosary beads issued by the Superpower Association for practicing superpowers.

A good and qualified desire to survive makes them have no idea of ​​​​moving around.

——Except for occasionally letting out a little crazy laugh due to the improvement of super powers, he was quiet at other times.

After passing the most normal crowd here and reaching the middle of the corridor, you need to start paying attention.

The people sitting here are all superpowers who can't be trained with rosary beads. Some of them have the strength to overthrow two big men, and some are trainers with elves around them.

I don’t know why, but the more powerful a person is, the more serious the problem is.

The clothes worn by the people dressed in the hallway are quite...

The most representative one is the person wearing clown clothes and makeup, jumping on the sofa, his head almost touching the ceiling.

Some of the caregivers who accompanied the patients looked at the clown with burning eyes. If they had not known that the people here were not easy to mess with, the war might have ushered in a full-scale attack. I am afraid that the clown would have been captured long ago to serve as a performance.

These caregivers come from specific hospitals.

At this moment, their patient was really tied to the chair using the well-known, most basic tortoise shell binding and diamond binding, with his hands tied behind his back.

There's no need to worry about them using their superpowers to fight, because the caregivers can be sure that their patients will never think of it.

At most, it's just trying to break the rope by lifting two ounces of flesh.

This kind of people are the focus of the Superpower Association, because they still have hope for treatment. Those who don't want to sit at the front of the corridor have almost no hope of treatment.

One was even miraculously cured, and then fell ill shortly after using it.

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