[One Piece] Mr. Clown of the Demon King

In just that moment, Doflamingo felt the powerful overwhelming power coming from Ciel, and all the glass within a radius of 500 meters was shattered.

"Are you okay?" Carl handed him the handkerchief, because Doflamingo's hands were now full of broken glass pieces.

"Fufufu, your reaction is too much." Doflamingo took the handkerchief and wiped his hands clean again. "In the past few days, when I completely let go of the woman who looked like you in my dream, I really I thought of you, even though we had been together for less than a year and I had just been born."

Doflamingo, who has been reluctant to go back to the past since he was a child, has been groping for those painful childhood memories in the past few days, because he feels like he really remembers her.

[Unexpectedly, this man can still recall the memories from 40 years ago...] "So, so what if I remember it? What do you want to do?"

"Fufufu asked me to join your South China Sea business. I can rely on my many years of contacts and experience in the underground world to help you, as well as in various fields that you are not very good at..." Doflamingo said from his coat He took out a contract, "Don't worry, as a condition, I will not reveal your true identity to anyone. After all, we will be a grasshopper on a rope from now on."

Okay, all the weaknesses of all CP3 members in business, workplace and public places were almost exposed in front of this guy.

It is almost unrealistic for a group of agents who have been working for decades to devote themselves to accepting business. In the past, the sources of business were investors related to the World Government. Now that they have lost contact, the only profitable businesses are indeed casinos. rare.

So now they CP3 people sometimes do the mafia's job of hiring and selling goods. The [-] million big business that was just negotiated not long ago was really thanks to that person's help.

"Okay, the deal is established." Jiaer signed the contract.

(Of these two people, one came to chase his wife, and the other signed for a happy retirement life in the future.)

After returning to the hotel room, Doflamingo took out the handkerchief that Carl had just wiped his hands from his pocket, with his signature smile on his face again, wondering what he was thinking about.

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Some sisters from cp3 were sitting in the dessert area chatting together. "Boss, have you really never thought about getting married? Although you still have the beauty of a 20-year-old girl, your real age is not too young." Maple Leaf said to Jia Er poured a cup of hot black tea.

"Hmph, I don't want to rely on men for everything in the future! I know how to make money, I know how to sweep the floor, I know how to cook, and I know how to fight. If I don't choose the right man and find a scumbag, in the end I will still have to blame him He and the mistress cried like a resentful woman."

The most free time these guys usually spend is rushing for their marriages. It is simply that the emperor is not in a hurry, but the eunuchs are.After all, Jia Er herself is also an awakened phantom beast ability user, and youth and time are what she has the most.

In the past, these gossip team members often liked the pair of junior brothers and sisters CP, Ocelot Team, and Lu Qi. This name sounds so sweet.

Now not long ago, what will happen if these people start to criticize the boss and that person's CP party again?Although he often has a bad look on his face, the boss’s strength cannot be overshadowed. The president and the president are also very sweet when they stand together~

Regarding these rumors, Jiaer himself actually had no idea about the results. His subordinates almost thought of several romance novels without knowing anything about them.

Zhuguang added, "Boss, you don't understand. In fact, having a gentle man to take care of you makes you really feel very happy."

"I'm not paralyzed, why should I find a man to serve me? Besides, when you are in a bar, the men who hook up with you are not just because they think you are good-looking. If your clothes are thicker, they will never come to talk to you. .”

"Although most men are creatures who can only think with their bottoms, there are also many excellent rare animals in the world, boss! I believe you will definitely find a male creature with brains both above and below?"

"...Oh." Jiaer felt something was wrong?Why do my own standards gradually decrease from excellent men to male humans to male creatures with brains?

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Jia Er, who was staying in the hotel, got up on time at eight o'clock in the morning and smelled the aroma of sandwiches in the restaurant. It was strange that he clearly remembered that there was no breakfast.

"Fufufu wakes up." Doflamingo was still sitting at the dining table, eating life and drinking juice. "I ordered a double portion, do you want to eat together?"

"Oh, that's right..." Jia'er responded conditionedly, "No! Why are you in my room?! Who asked you to come in!" Jia'er quickly wrapped his pajamas tightly, but he was wearing nothing underneath.

"Hey, I'm so kind to help you order breakfast, shouldn't you thank me first?" Doflamingo also pulled out the table next to him. "I care about the daily health of my partners. I But the very responsible Fufufufu..."

"Take it away and eat it for yourself! Get out of here!" Jia Er gave up the cool persona he had been modeling (pretending) in front of Doflamingo for so long. When he got up in the morning, he immediately returned to his original state of anger. Although Doflamingo Brother himself has long known that Jiaer's aloofness is just an act.

Doflamingo still smiled like that. After finishing the sandwich in his hand, he lay down on the sofa and pretended not to hear anything. "It's rare that you have such a free time today. Do you plan to stay in the house all the time?"

"Nonsense." I just stay in the house because I have free time. Who wants to go out and run around? If I don't go to hell, whoever loves me will be damned.

"Fufufu will take you to a fun place."

Red light district, entrance of custom shop

Jia Er looked at the rows of curvy women with heavy makeup and fell into deep thought, "It's really a 'fun' place."

These women also entertained the two rich masters very warmly. Doflamingo did not shy away from ordering a large number of girls in front of Carl, and sat down in Dressro who was not inferior to him at all. She was sitting on the sofa at Sa's pool party, enjoying their service with a satisfied look on her face.

Feeding fruits, massaging, drinking juice, listening to music... Doflamingo ordered almost all of them, "Furafur is so cold, but why don't you come over and play with everyone?"

Jiaer, who was sitting aside and busy cooking, didn't bother to pay attention to him, "What are you playing for?"

"How about karaoke?" Doflamingo actually wanted to sing with Carl.

"K song..." I used to sing it in a nightclub when I was doing assassination missions... I haven't sung it for a while now. "Okay, if I win, you can treat me to the meal today."

The condition is actually so simple. "Yes, if I win, Fufufufu..." Doflamingo whispered in Carl's ear, "Don't refuse one of my conditions."

"no problem."

The song chosen by the two was "Cosmic Romance". The onlookers all thought that this would be a top-level karaoke competition, but in the end... the whole process almost sent them away.

It’s all so fucking ugly!

"You two...sing really well..."

"Incomparable!"

Glasses, windows, and granite tables were all shattered by the singing voices of these two people, and even the snail microphone responsible for receiving the sound fainted.

The reason why Doflamingo is so confident in his singing voice is because no one dared to say that the boss's singing was ugly when he sang at dances before, and the family leaders also kept saying rainbow farts.

The final score...

Carl: 98

Doflamingo: 99

"I actually lost?!" Jia Er himself was a little surprised.

"Fufufu, admit defeat."

In fact, Snail, who was in charge of scoring, was afraid of being criticized by these two people, so he covered up the original negative sign.

The actual score…

Carl: -98

Doflamingo;-99

If that's the case... Jiaer is the winner. "Okay, I admit defeat. What do you want?"

"Fufufu, give up the room next to you..." The generation of singing king Doflamingo was proud at this moment, "Congratulations on your new roommate."

"...Huh?" [It's over. Inexplicably, there's a bastard who's trying to steal the bathroom from me. ]

Thus, the cohabitation life of the two bosses began.

Jia Er felt that Doflamingo must be taking revenge on him. He originally thought that he didn't care about the unpleasantness in the past, but he didn't expect... Haha, he actually thought of competing with him for the toilet, refrigerator, sofa, and food. evil plan.

"Doflamingo, come out quickly! Leave some hot water for me!"

"Ahhh! My cake! Spit it out!"

three days later in the morning

Maple Moon went to her boss at the usual time to report on her work. As a result, no one was in the office, bedroom, or restaurant, leaving only the last place left.

When Maple Moon opened the door to Doflamingo's room with the intention of opening millions of blind boxes, she saw... the boss was lying on the bed wearing a nightgown, and Doflamingo's limbs were still tight beside him. Hold her tightly.

Maple Moon: Big news!Big news!Boss her!she!Sleeping with a man!

Uzuki: Nani! ?It takes a thousand years to wait!real or fake!

Baby Moon: Good news!After decades...I finally waited for qaq

Maple Moon: I saw it with my own eyes, it’s absolutely true!Doflamingo hugged the boss so tightly, it must have been a sleepless night last night!

Maoyue: Let’s put some fireworks to congratulate you in advance! !