[One Piece] Mr. Clown of the Demon King

Since helping Dophta obtain the royal power of Dressrosa, Garr's life has become much more leisurely recently, and his nervous mood in the past has begun to relax a lot.Perhaps it was also because Dover had been depressed for too long. After becoming the king, he no longer wore a good suit or tie. His shirt was wide open and he wore floral trousers and beanie shoes.

In Jia Er's opinion, Dover is just letting himself go with his clothes and hairstyle.Forget it, the short hair is quite good-looking, with a hint of mature middle-aged uncle temperament.Family cadres often complain that the two of us act like parents who have given birth to two children.

Dover gave the main responsibility for the production of □□ile in Dressrosa to Carl. After all, only Carl can screen the successes and failures in it, but Dover seems to like to mix in some. A failure because he said it was interesting.

After acquiring Dressrosa, the Dondongta family and the Don Quixote family of the small human race have been in a mutually cooperative and mutually beneficial relationship. It was also the negotiation that Carl and Monet were responsible for. After all, they were very simple.Dongdong Tower is responsible for using their talents in cultivating plants to help us grow □□ile, and we will provide them with enough food and compensation.

The simple little humans are also very grateful to the Don Quixote family for giving them a stable life and food...well, although they are right to understand so.

When he has nothing to do, Dover, a senior cat slave, likes to put his wife in his arms and pet her while she is taking a nap. Carl usually gives him either a jiao or a paw.Occasionally, he also likes to turn into a cat and rub against his arms or face.

In winter, Dressrosa has also started to get cold. Although both Carl and Monet still like winter. They can build snowmen and make igloos. They hold an annual ice sculpture festival in Dressrosa. Never lost before.

This year Dover planned to take Jia Er to the island of Coricia in the North Sea for vacation together. He originally wanted to take Coco with him, but Coco said she had to work hard to practice swordsmanship, so she decided not to come.

"Really, then let's work hard."

"Alas, my daughter is no longer as attached to daddy as she used to be when she gets older..." The sadness came from an old father.

Jia Er: I wonder if Keke wasn’t attached to you when I was little (the non-existent memories have increased again)

(Today is another day that I forgot about Little Angel Nas)

"Monet wanted matcha pudding, Rami and Sugar wanted grape cake, baby5 wanted a yukata, Qiao La's embroidered bath towel, Anle wanted hot spring steamed buns, Cocoa liked chocolate milk..." Jia Er took note of it carefully and looked at it. That’s pretty much all the souvenirs I need to bring with me on this trip.

Dover is already looking forward to tomorrow's hot spring trip with Jia Er as a couple. His luggage is almost packed, but Jia Er still refuses to bring the swimsuit that Dover chose for me. , I won’t wear it even if I beat myself to death.

It's just that fantasy is beautiful, but reality will eventually be cruel.Even Doflamingo is no exception.

In the evening, the door was opened, and the free-range mythical beast at home returned to the cage. "Daddy, Mommy, Sister, Aunt Tata (I'm back)!" The eldest son of the Don Quixote family, Nas, is back, and the child is still the same as before. A cute, perfect mirror version of Dover.

"Dole, you're back~" Jia Er happily went over and hugged Nas. It's been a long time since he saw the child. He still hadn't grown taller, but he was very cute.

After learning that Nas was back, Coco was even more determined not to go out. She said that she couldn't help but want to chop off Nas's head with a knife, or put a penis into his mouth and watch his brain explode. idea.

(Brother Ming: Baby, please do this)

It is said that because he failed the navy promotion exam and was repeated a grade, he lost the qualifications for military training as a colonel. He had no place to go and had no choice but to go home.

Nas even simply thought that the Navy exam was just...

1.海军披风上的是什么字？2.战国元帅的宠物是什么？3.大将青雉是什么发型？4.海军总部一年一度的吃仙贝比赛是谁举办的？5.大将黄猿的兼职是什么？……

(Kerni: Do you think the exam is about filling out a questionnaire?)

As you can imagine, the final score was that the air conditioning temperature in his home was higher than his total score.

"Hey! Mommy, you are going on a trip. Take me with you. I can help you carry your luggage and bags. I promise not to cause any trouble to you." Sometimes Doflamingo wondered how he could do this. A strange son.

Coco: The world is finally quiet...

Jia Er: Dole is going to play with us. I’m so happy.

Brother Ming: ...I really need someone to carry the bag.

This is good. From Doflamingo's point of view, the couple's honeymoon will require more three-kilowatt light bulbs. "It's such a pity that Coco can't come this time. Our family hasn't traveled together for a long time."

The early morning sea style was very refreshing, and Jia Er was in a good mood. After packing the luggage of the father, son and himself, he began to be keen on matching clothes for his husband and Dole.

"Dol, this shirt suits you very well. You are worthy of being my son." If paired with a pair of sunglasses of the same style as Dover, the father and son would definitely be carved from the same mold, but Nas exudes He has a unique gentleness that is completely opposite to Dover's temperament.

"Wow, thank you mommy." Nas has always had this habit of speaking. He has called his parents mommy and daddy since he was a child.

"Dover, I remember you've been wearing those flamingo beach pants for a long time. Just don't wear them. I bought you a new pair." Jia Er took out the black and red striped beach pants she bought. pants and beach shirt were given to Dover.

Doflamingo smiled and explained, "Furafur hasn't been worn for a long time. I just have many of the same ones."

"Oh daddy, you are so good."

"The same goes for Dole, throw away your childish pair of pudding cartoon beach shorts. I'll buy you a new pair when we get to the destination." Jiaer complained about how old these two childish father and son were. Yes, wear beach shorts with cartoon patterns.

Dover: Daughter-in-law, it sounds like when you first fell in love, your breasts had a pattern.

After wearing it for such a long time, one of my favorite brands of beach shorts has been banned. (Brother Ming, are you admitting that you have worn them for a long time?) Doflamingo protested, "Fur, fur, fur, jiajia, in fact, this is It’s not that big of a deal, brat and I can’t swim anyway, so there’s no need to go to the beach.”

Nass is not a Devil Fruit user. He was not cursed by the sea to become a landlubber or something. This child just simply cannot swim. "Yes, Mommy, you don't have to wear beach pants even when you go to Summer Island."

"That's right..." Then Jia Er took out his beach dress from the suitcase. Like Doflamingo's suit, it was also black with red stripes. "Then I'll put this couple-only beach dress on later." Please return the short skirts, and our family will not go to the beach."

"Yes! No need to go." Nas was happy.

Limited edition... Couple model... As soon as these words came out, Doflamingo immediately lost his composure, "Who said I wouldn't go? You don't have to go swimming to go to the beach. Don't we two still have it?" Are there lots of things we can do together?”

"Hey Daddy, why did you betray me at the critical moment?"

Dover: Little bastard, you don’t care about your mother wearing a short skirt, I do!

"You stinky boy, take advantage of this opportunity to learn how to swim well. If you can't learn how to swim, don't go ashore."

As soon as he heard that he was going to learn to swim, Nas immediately became serious and said, "No, the dog will never disturb you. I will be a competent beacon and carry every luggage obediently. Someone will take care of it."

Jia Er really didn't know what the hell the father and son were doing. They fell out of love faster than turning the page in a book.

When we arrived at our destination, it was true as the rumors said. There is no winter on the beach on Coricia Island and the weather is midsummer all year round in June. Although the snowy mountain tops on the island have winter weather, they have the most famous scenery in the North Sea. Hot spring town.Because I had made a hotel reservation using the phone bug before, I could check in directly after arriving.

It seems that this island is a bit similar to the Ice and Fire Island in Punk Hassad. The mountains are in winter with snowy mountains, and the beaches at the bottom are in summer.The general itinerary for a family of three is to spend the first two days at the foot of the mountain in summer, and the last few days to soak in hot springs at a hot spring hotel on the top of a snow-capped mountain.

One second, Nas was sworn to have a guarantor, but the next second, he threw his luggage at the hotel and put on beach shorts to start a happy repeater's vacation.

"Mommy, I'm going to make sand sculptures."

"Fufufujiajia, do you want to go surfing together?" The two people who just said they couldn't swim are now eager to run to the beach.

"Dover, Dole, you two bring me the swimming ring before that." Don't be afraid of ten thousand, just be afraid of the worst. If these two silly father and son really sink, there is nothing you can do.

"Oh~"

So there was the next scene, where Princess Doflamingo with a little yellow duck swimming ring hugged his wife and stood on the wave board, riding the waves and surfing handsomely. "Dover, you are so handsome." Carl took advantage of this. She took the opportunity to kiss her husband on the side of his face.

As a result, the kiss made Doflamingo lose his balance and the car overturned, and the couple fell into the sea.

Nas: Daddy, can't you be handsome in front of mommy for three seconds?

In the huge waves, Jia Er took a deep breath and dived into the water. Fortunately, Doflamingo had a swimming ring and his body was floating upward.Jia Er quickly swam over and gave him a gentle kiss in the water!

Doflamingo laughed silently. The sight of Carl's silver hair floating in the water was not too alluring. He hugged his wife and gave her a passionate kiss in return.

Nas, who was on the shore, saw that his parents had not floated for a long time, so he thought something had happened, so he swam to the surface with his swimming ring, and then he saw his parents hugging each other affectionately on the surface of the sea. The couple were still chatting with each other. They kissed passionately, completely unaware of Nas who was five meters away.

Nas: I’ve never felt my blonde hair look so shiny.

Poor little Nas swam back dejectedly and continued building sand sculptures.

After surfing, Don Quixote and his wife walked lovingly on the beach in the sun, leaving their footprints on the beach.There are many people on the beach, and there are many familiar faces. It seems that there are also many pirates here for vacation.

The swimsuit that Jia Er is wearing now is a split type, and the waist that is not covered is also quite good. It is completely impossible to tell that she is a mother who has given birth to two children.The way her silver hair, wet by the sea water, sticks to her body is simply too beautiful.

Noticing that his wife was being stared at by several pairs of men's eyes, Doflamingo took off his shirt and draped it over Carl's body. This move was another high-profile show of affection.

Nas: I can’t see it, I can’t see it, I’m so happy making sand sculptures~

Under the setting sun, Jiaer picked up branches from the ground and wrote on the golden beach: d·gloved·d

Meaning: Don Quixote Carl loves Don Quixote Doflamingo

Even if the couple showed off their affection, it was mainly written next to the sandcastle piled by Nas.

Nas: Daddy, Mommy, you guys are really going too far...

After arriving at the hot spring hotel on the snowy mountain, Nas followed Jia Er to the women's locker room as if it were a matter of course. Fortunately, his father pulled him back in time and said that you have no chance of using a women's bathhouse in this life.

"Daddy, I heard that there is a mixed bath for men and women in the Flower Capital of Wano. Have you been there when you were discussing business?" Nas asked curiously.

"Been there..." Doflamingo didn't want to recall that unpleasant time. At that time, Kaido rented out the entire bathhouse, and he and a group of older men soaked in the same pool and took a bath together. "Remember, kid. When you grow up, don't take a bath with a man whose body shape is obviously different from your own." That was Doflamingo's first experience of low self-esteem.

Many years later, while chasing Ace, Nas accidentally came to the country of Wano. After meeting Yamato, Nas has been thinking about a question [She said she is Kozuki Oden, so why not learn Oden to dance? ]

Brother Ming answered Nas's doubts, "Otherwise Kaido wouldn't have locked her up for so long."

The father and son were soaking in the hot spring. Nas still didn't understand that it represented a man's dignity. "The Navy also has a public bathhouse. I go there once a week. Daddy, you are here..." Nas' eyes subconsciously turned to his father's. Move down "A little smaller than Uncle Rosie."

"..." At that moment, Doflamingo's sunglasses automatically cracked for the first time.

After taking a bath in the hot spring, Carl came out and saw Dove and Dole sitting on the bench next to the vending machine, drinking cold drinks. Doflamingo's mouth was bleeding, "Dover, what's wrong with you?!...Part [-] Are you on fire?" In fact, he suffered internal injuries. Which family has a fire and bleeds from the corner of the mouth? !

"It's okay...it's just furofura and watermelon juice."

When making the reservation, Doflamingo only booked a deluxe single room. Now that Nas has come with him, he has no choice but to book another room. "Mr. Doflamingo, how old is your master now?" We need to register here.”

"..." Doflamingo subconsciously looked at Xiang Jiaer, "Hey Jiajia, how old is this brat this year?"

"I remember Dole this year..." Jia Er subconsciously looked at Nas who was carrying his luggage. "Dole, how old are you this year?"

"No, Mommy, you are too careless about me. You don't even remember how old your biological son is this year. I have already..." Nas suddenly felt something wrong in the middle of his words. "...Oh my God, I am this year." How old are you?"

"It's okay, the brat is a few years older than our daughter. If you add the age of our daughter, you'll know..."

For a moment, the family of three fell into a brief silence. "Um...Daddy, Mommy, do you remember how much older I am than Coco?"

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A few days later, in Dressrosa, Coco received a photo from her parents on their trip to Coricia Island...a photo of her parents loving each other, and the familiar golden hair right below.