[One Piece] Mr. Clown of the Demon King

It was a summer day at eleven o'clock at noon on July 7. On the sea under the scorching sun, a pirate ship with a flamingo design was drifting on the sea without a helmsman or sail.All the crew members on the ship are waiting for a very important moment together at the door of the ship's hospital room, because their little master will be born soon today.

Doflamingo was also very anxious inside. Listening to his wife's screams on the delivery bed, he really wanted to beat up the kid inside who hadn't come out for a long time.

"Dover, it hurts! It's so uncomfortable! Lele! Haven't you come out yet?!" Jia Erdu was almost at his limit, and the little guy in his belly still refused to come out.

"Come on, come on, the cervix is ​​fully dilated. Now push slowly, don't go too fast, take a deep breath..." Anle patiently guided Jiaer, and now he could feel the fetal head with his fingers.

Doflamingo held Gar's hand tightly, "If the brat doesn't come out, he won't have a good life after that!"

"Hold on...I've already seen the end..."

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A few minutes later, a clear and loud cry suddenly spread throughout the ship, and a new little life was born on this ship.

"Congratulations, it's a boy with the same blond hair as his father..." Anle cut off the umbilical cord, wiped the amniotic fluid off the little guy's body with a towel, wrapped a belly button patch and put it on the crib. "Jorah, put the diaper on the little kid. And put some clothes on.”

Jorah took the female baby clothes specially bought by the young master and reluctantly put them on their little master.

"It's just right. The birth time is twelve o'clock exactly, one day and one hour in January, the hottest month of the year."

Jia Er, who was still very weak after giving birth to the child, saw Dover holding his hand by his side when he opened his eyes. "Dover, how is the little one? Is it a boy or a girl?" The first-time mother Jia Er, the first thing he cared about when he woke up was their children.

"...Who knows." During the entire birth process, Doflamingo's entire attention was on Jiaer, even after the kid came out. He didn't even hear what Anle said about whether it was a boy or a girl.

"Hehehe..." For some reason, Jiaer's heart was filled with happiness. This was because she and Dover had a complete and perfect home together. "I think he is a cute boy. .”

"Fufufufu should be a little princess."

"If you lose, hold the baby and change diapers for a month."

"If I win, your breast-feeding work will be mine every time." It feels like he will do whatever he wants even if he doesn't win.

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Three months have passed in a blink of an eye, and the young master of the family, Don Quixote Dornas, is about to turn 100 days old.

Little Nas is a very clingy little guy and has an amazing appetite. "Dover has run out of milk today, so you don't need to come." He is responsible for pumping milk for his wife. Since having a son, Doflamingo Never did it again.

Sometimes even when Nas was forcibly taken away from his mother's arms, he immediately began to feel uneasy.Moreover, the kid's sleeping posture was also terrifying. When he was sleeping in Jia Er's arms, he inexplicably climbed on his father's head in the morning, and kicked Ming Ge's right face with his calves.

Every morning, Doflamingo tried his best to restrain himself from throwing his son into the sea. He was his own son, his own son, his own son...

Even on the day of Little Nas's [-]-day banquet, Jia Er received a congratulatory letter from the Navy Headquarters. The sender was Lao Sa and Rosie.

"If this little devil follows his father in the future, I will not show mercy, so you girl must be responsible for educating the little devil." ——Sakaski》

"Happy [-]-day feast to my lovely little nephew!"Joyful and happy! ——Rossindi"

As for how little Nas got his name, it still depends on these two crooked and unreliable parents.Garr wanted the name to be taller and taller, while Comrade Doflamingo wanted the name to be simple.

The one that Garr was most proud of was Don Quixote, Flame Hell, and Alluka Sanado, so naturally, he was ruthlessly killed by Doflamingo.Also complaining about Jia Er, is he planning to let his son become the devil?

And Dover gave the child a very random name. Whenever he saw a word in the book that pleased his eyes, he would pick it off, such as... Don Quixote Han, Don Quixote Lu, Nuo, Rin... very Obviously Jia Er didn't agree either.

Because of this matter, the couple had a stalemate for a long time.Two months later, at night, Doflamingo looked at the sleeping, unnamed little guy in Garri's arms. He made a compromise and said he would take it seriously.

Jia Er also took a step back and said he would shorten his name.

So in the end, Doflamingo was named 'Dole', which was composed of one character in his and Carl's names.

Jia Er named the little guy 'Nas', which sounds similar to 'Xia', which means that he was born on the hottest day of summer and is a child like the sun.

But it also implies that his and Dover's identities are only suitable for the fate of living in the dark underground, so he hopes that his children can live in the sun without any worries.

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"Mama..." Little Nas, wearing a shark baby suit, stumbled to Jiaer's side on the deck and said, "A hug."

Picking up his toddler son, Jia Er happily rubbed his cheeks with his son, "Nas is awesome, he can go so far." Looking at his son in his arms, Jia Er sighed and said that he was like a smaller version of Dover. Ah, if he combs his bangs up and wears a pair of sunglasses, he will look more like his father when he was a kid.

Nas's blue eyes, which are one of the yin and yang eyes inherited from Jia Er, are probably the last bit of Jia Er's stubbornness.

And little Nas is also very smart. If he has a pee, he will make a cry in advance; if he pees, he will cry and become quiet immediately after changing.

It's just that the little guy hinted so clearly, the two stupid parents still don't understand what kind of monster their son is doing, and everyone on the ship understands it, except his own parents.

Dover could never tell the difference between right and wrong when changing his son's diapers, while Jiaer always had a few extra buttons when dressing his son.As the wet nurse, Qiao La's An Le is worried about the young master.

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Later, Nas, who had started to grow teeth, also reached the most troublesome stage for all parents. He would curiously stuff everything he saw into his mouth.A dragonfly flew into Little Nas's hand...and was eaten. A butterfly flew in front of Little Nas...and was eaten. A crab passed by Little Nas's side...and was eaten. .

He is like the Pei Ye of the pirate world. Little Nas will put something in his mouth whenever he sees it.

Moreover, Nas, who has grown up a little, can't help drooling every time he sees Delinger... and wants to eat it (maybe he has inherited some of the cat habits from Jia Er)

However, Anle, who is the ship's doctor, has checked several times and there is really nothing wrong with Nas.

It wasn't until he ate his father's feather coat that the little guy started to feel uncomfortable in his stomach. He had diarrhea for an afternoon before he felt better.After this incident, little Nas didn’t dare to eat randomly anymore.

Little Nas: "mama...it hurts qaq"

Jia Er: "Okay, don't cry, don't cry. Don't eat dirty food in the future."

Dover: "Dirty stuff??"

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What happened next was the most tiring stage for Doflamingo, which caused him to never play happily with his silly son again.

In the blink of an eye, Nas is now one and a half years old. It is normal for children to like to cling to their parents, but the kid is not very good at choosing the right time, so he appears in a world where the couple rarely spend time together.

"Come on, wife, open your mouth, ah..." Doflamingo picked up a bright red strawberry and handed it to Garry's mouth.

"Thank you, husband." Jiaer took one bite and it was so sweet and delicious. "Try it, too, Dover."

Doflamingo smiled and was about to eat the strawberries fed by his wife, but he was beaten to the punch by a brat who came out of nowhere and said, "Mom, Dad, I want to sleep with you." He was still chewing sweets. Sweet strawberries.

"Boys must learn to be independent, stop acting like a spoiled child all the time, and go back to sleep." Doflamingo wanted to kick the brat out.

"But Uncle Rosie said before that Dad, when you were five years old, you were always clinging to grandma, and you would always lie on grandma's lap like a baby and want to touch your head..." Nas retorted, obviously dad is the most childish "I want it too Mommy touch!”

"Rosinandi..." Doflamingo said almost through gritted teeth.

When Jia Er thought about it, it seemed that it was true. When he was a child, Dover was even more clingy to his mother than Nas. When he was holding hands with his wife when he was a child, he was like a shy little puppy with a naughty personality. The young master will only show his sweet side in front of his wife.

He reached out and touched Nas' soft blond hair. "Okay, Dover, Nas will sleep with us today." The other hand reached out and touched Dover's blond hair.

"Yeah! Mom is the best." Nas took out his favorite long-eared owl pillow and slept between you. "Mom, I want to hear a story."

Want to hear the story? "Then let me tell you a story about "The Noble Boy and the Monster Girl"..." Doflamingo raised his eyebrows. The title of this story is a bit interesting.

Once upon a time, there was a domineering and arrogant noble boy who bought a magical monster girl at an auction.

The girl can see the future of that boy. He will lose all the glory and wealth around him, be ruthlessly persecuted and hunted by people, and then become a cruel devil. The final outcome is that those who have been harmed by him will unite and defeat him.This is the life of a young man.

But the girl did not give up on him. She wanted the boy to understand that there were still people in the world who loved him, and there were still people who wanted him to live well.Therefore, the girl did many dangerous things for the boy who wanted to harm him.

Later, the boy found that he seemed to have gradually fallen in love with that magical and mysterious girl, and began to become stronger for her.

The girl also confessed to him that she actually came from another world and knew about his future.But the young man didn't care. He only knew that he liked her, and the girl also liked him.

The two confessed their love to each other under the moon.

Suddenly one day, the boy was seriously injured and on the verge of death while trying to protect the girl. The girl took the initiative to sacrifice all her life to save her lover.

When the girl regained consciousness, the alarm clock beside her rang. It turned out that all of this was just a dream of the girl...

Nas yawned tiredly, "What happened next, Mom? Are the boy and girl together?"

After covering Nas with a quilt, Jia Er glanced affectionately at Dover next to him, "Nas, be good. I'll tell you next time."

-------------Five years later

A four-year-old girl pulled her brother, who was two years older than her, and asked reluctantly, "Smelly brother, don't run away! You haven't finished telling last night's story yet! Don't even think about running away!" It happened again early in the morning. A noisy day.

"Okay, okay, auntie, let me tell you."

"Say it!" As soon as the little girl let go, Nas jumped off the third floor and ran away.

"Haha, little sister, you are a little younger than me." Nas didn't forget to make a face for his sister before jumping downstairs.

"Ahhh! Stop, Stinky Dole!"

Doflamingo, who had just woken up, looked at the two noisy siblings and said, "Looks like these two brats are letting you go."

"Isn't it good?" Carle smiled and slowly arranged the red tie for her Mr. Don Quixote.

"Furafur is very good."

In the end, the boy found the girl and took her back, giving her a warm home.

She also gave birth to two lovely brothers and sisters. The elder brother was named Don Quixote Dornas and the younger sister was named Don Quixote Corni.