[One Piece] Mr. Clown of the Demon King
Chapter 71 Shopping with Brother Ming
Yaoshou!The price of an ordinary men's shirt has actually increased, and it's only 9.9% off. Are you sure it's not a money grab? !The prices of socks and underwear are almost as much as half a month’s wages.
"How about I kill them all and it's free."
"How dare you, forget what you promised me before." Don't kill people, don't reveal your identity, don't commit crimes.
"I know, I'm teasing you." But if someone dares to hurt his Gar, Doflamingo doesn't mind breaking all three of the above rules and letting that person savor the taste. "Just take these two."
Did this guy Dover do this to the point where he just took out some of the most expensive clothes in this store without looking at the price? "Furafurgal pays the bill." He was so confident in eating the soft rice of his student party girlfriend.
"I know, put on your clothes quickly." The moment Jiaer went out to pay, his heart was bleeding.
Doflamingo looked at Carl's troubled expression and found it funny. Forget it, just change it if his wife asked him to... He took off his clothes directly in front of everyone, revealing his perfect wheat-colored skin and figure. Eight-pack abs.
All the female shop assistants and female customers who came back were immediately elated.
"So handsome! He has a great figure!"
"Is he a model? Still a foreigner!"
"I wonder if you have a girlfriend? I really want to go over and have a chat."
"The face is so handsome! He looks so manly."
When Jia Er came back after paying the money, he almost couldn't hold back his nosebleeds. He swore that at that moment, he really wanted to beat him up. Even if he exposed his abs, he let so many people see it. Even after meeting him, he still hadn't recovered. Enjoyed "Go to the locker room to change."
"It's full."
"..." It was absolutely impossible for him to queue up. This arrogant young master probably didn't even know how to write the word 'queue', but luckily he didn't drag the people out on the spot.
Carrying this bag full of clothes for Dover, Jia Er was undoubtedly regarded by passers-by as the manager or assistant next to this handsome man, and was also thought to be going to a recording session.
[Hey, wake up, this guy is a super murderer with a bounty of over [-] million. ] Jia Er really wanted to complain about these guys.
"Hello, handsome guy, can you leave me your contact information?" Actually someone came over who was not afraid of death.
Doflamingo snorted coldly, he had seen too many women like this. "It's inconvenient, get out." By the way, he took the pockets of clothes that Jia Er was holding in his hand, and picked up Jia Er with his other hand. Carry it on your shoulders.
"Dover... put me down! It's so embarrassing..." Jia Er was so embarrassed. This was in a department store. Isn't this gesture a 100% chance of turning heads? Really, Jia Er buried his face in Dover. Brother Ming already felt ashamed to see others.
If you meet an acquaintance at this time, it will definitely be a social death.
Doflamingo didn't care what the people around him looked at him, he just held Carl in his arms and smiled, "Where are we going next... How about we go to the store next to him?" .”
Jia Er followed the direction of Dover and looked at the store next to him... the lingerie store...
"I refuse." After not seeing each other for so long, Doflamingo is still the same Doflamingo.
"Let's see, the cat maid suits you very well."
"reject!"
After buying clothes, it’s time to buy some daily necessities and food for the evening.Towels, toothbrushes, toothpaste, men's shampoo, men's pajamas, slippers... Sigh... Another heart-bleeding day.
"Dover, I will cook you a delicious meal tonight that you have never eaten before." At least his cooking skills have improved a lot, just in time for Dover to taste the delicious food that he is full of love for.
"Fufufu is great, I'm looking forward to it."
"Wait and see."
——————————The other side, between the dimensional gaps
A man with black hair and red eyes was sitting on a suspended rock, tasting a coffee-flavored lollipop, and looking at the real world like a gazer. He seemed very satisfied with what he saw in his eyes.
He had waited for thousands of years and finally arrived at this moment.
"You really took great pains to protect the two of them." Dora Laelge, who was able to move freely using the fruit of time and space, arrived at the dimensional gap and looked at the unsteady-thinking guy next to him. What did he want to do?
He did not hesitate to break the barrier to send both Garr and Doflamingo to the real world intact, and even now he is still tampering with the memories of anyone who is harmful to Garr in the pirate world.
The only one who can do all this is Rai, the ancestral demon who has lived in the dimensional gap for thousands of years.
He is the true creator of Maple Moon, Candle Moon, Maoyue, and Infant Moon in the pirate world. Without the soul and ability he bestowed upon them, the world's government might have truly thought that they themselves had created such powerful monsters.
"So, what is the purpose of doing this?" Dora Lelge's time and space fruit can only allow himself to travel, so it was actually Dora Lelge disguised by Rai who sent Doflamingo here safe and sound. .
"Purpose? How should I put it... the man of destiny."
"Why, the devil who has lived for a thousand years also wants to be free?"
"Freedom? Haha, this kind of thing is not worth mentioning compared to power. Don't compare me with that guy D." Rai and 'd' are obviously the two strongest beings, but one of them desires power. The other just wants to have fun.
Unlike the D clan and Dora Lergar, Rai is a person who pursues the limits of power. The D family is also his lifelong enemy. Nowadays, there are very few descendants of D, and his descendants, the Tianlong people, have become a group of stupid pigs who have accomplished nothing.
Now he finally has the chance to make a comeback, that is, Doflamingo, the Celestial Dragon who was expelled from the altar, and Gar, who has powerful power deep in his soul.
------------------
Back home, Jia Er slept in Dover's arms and watched TV together. We saw the sexy beauties surrounding Ming Ge in the opening episode of the Tokushima episode. Moreover, there was some gossip between Ming Ge and Violet on the barrage.
Instead, Doflamingo smiled nonchalantly, "It turns out that without you, Carl, I would have been so carefree in the future."
As if being stimulated by Doflamingo's words, "So, you regret it? Regret it?"
"Fufufufufu, what a pity it must be the guy inside..." He immediately pulled Jiaer out of his arms. "It's enough for me to have you." He kissed the top of Jiaer's hair and smelled her A light and nice scent.
Everything makes sense now. If it weren't for Carl, he would have killed Rosinandi, a navy undercover agent, in the future when he was 28 years old. The kid named Luo would join forces with a straw hat kid to avenge him for Rosinandi. Then he will be sent to Impel Down City in the end.
This is how a generation of heroes came to an end.
"Aren't you angry?... I kept it secret from you for so long. Don't you hate it the most when others lie to you?"
Angry?To be honest, when I first found out the truth, it was because after all, my destiny was in the hands of others.But when I saw Jia Er, the haze in my heart disappeared instantly.
"Jia'er, you knew from the beginning what kind of person I was and what my ending would be, but you were still willing to stay by my side... That's enough."
Holding Jia Er's hand, Doflamingo really had the idea of staying here and starting a family with her at this moment. This lovely girl was his whole world.
"Well, that's enough."
Jiaer made a food called hamburger meat. It smelled delicious and looked very appetizing, but there was only one piece. Jiaer herself ate light natto bibimbap.
He looked back at the big and small bags on the sofa and realized that Jiaer had indeed spent a lot of money on herself during the day. Looking carefully, he saw that the clothes she wore were all cheap goods bought at a roadside store, and she bought them for herself. All the clothes are from specialty stores in department stores.
"Let's eat it together." He cut off two-thirds of the hamburger meat and gave it to Jia Er.
"Yeah." Jiaer took a bite and it tasted really good. He was worthy of his craftsmanship. Moreover, he unexpectedly found that Dover was a bit handsome today. He really hoped that this short-term happiness could last forever.
sleep at night
"Dover! What are you doing with this thing (tao)!"
"Of course you can use furofura." After taking a bath, Doflamingo put on his yukata and pushed Carl close to the sofa. "It's rare that my kitten has grown so tall."
"But, every time you do it for a long time..." It's not unreasonable to say that Dover is so hungry. To me, the two of them haven't seen each other for only a week, but to Dover, it's been a whole year. Who knows how he spent this year.
"Fufufu, then I'll be gentle and just let your husband in." This shameless man, is it really okay to start a fire so straightforwardly?
"Fuck, you are so persistent! Come on, come on!" Jia Er looked generous and willing to sacrifice.She could already feel his big hands roaming around her body, trying his best to act like a rogue, but Jiaer was still worried that he would accidentally make her unable to get out of bed for a few days.
Doflamingo smiled and picked up the thing that his wife picked up, and walked into the bedroom full of expectations. I am afraid only the person involved can clearly understand how terrifying a carnivore man who has been a vegetarian for a whole year is.
……
"Ahhh! It's 07:30, Dover blames you!" Looking at his dead phone, Jiaer hurriedly pushed away the man next to him who was still hugging him and sleeping with a satisfied look on his face.
When I came to the mirror and saw the little strawberries all over my body, I also looked for a turtleneck.The culprit was still lying on the bed, looking at Jia Er's hurried look with a smile on his face, "Fruofura Jia Er was very enthusiastic last night." This simply made him have endless aftertaste, "By the way, there is something Tell you, do you want to listen?"
"If you don't listen, I don't have time. I can heat the breakfast in the refrigerator myself."
With his exhausted body and backache, Jiaer finally rushed to catch the last bus to school. When he turned on his cell phone, it turned out that it was not out of battery but turned off.
When I arrived at the school, I was stopped by the security guard, "Jiaer, what are you doing here?"
"Can't you see, uncle? I'm almost late, please let me in!" Jiaer begged.
"today is Saturday."
"...dig! of! Fa! Gram! qaq"
Doflamingo's figure suddenly came from behind and hugged Carl, "Fufufu, I asked you, but you didn't listen."
"Doflamingo, you are playing with me!"
"How about I kill them all and it's free."
"How dare you, forget what you promised me before." Don't kill people, don't reveal your identity, don't commit crimes.
"I know, I'm teasing you." But if someone dares to hurt his Gar, Doflamingo doesn't mind breaking all three of the above rules and letting that person savor the taste. "Just take these two."
Did this guy Dover do this to the point where he just took out some of the most expensive clothes in this store without looking at the price? "Furafurgal pays the bill." He was so confident in eating the soft rice of his student party girlfriend.
"I know, put on your clothes quickly." The moment Jiaer went out to pay, his heart was bleeding.
Doflamingo looked at Carl's troubled expression and found it funny. Forget it, just change it if his wife asked him to... He took off his clothes directly in front of everyone, revealing his perfect wheat-colored skin and figure. Eight-pack abs.
All the female shop assistants and female customers who came back were immediately elated.
"So handsome! He has a great figure!"
"Is he a model? Still a foreigner!"
"I wonder if you have a girlfriend? I really want to go over and have a chat."
"The face is so handsome! He looks so manly."
When Jia Er came back after paying the money, he almost couldn't hold back his nosebleeds. He swore that at that moment, he really wanted to beat him up. Even if he exposed his abs, he let so many people see it. Even after meeting him, he still hadn't recovered. Enjoyed "Go to the locker room to change."
"It's full."
"..." It was absolutely impossible for him to queue up. This arrogant young master probably didn't even know how to write the word 'queue', but luckily he didn't drag the people out on the spot.
Carrying this bag full of clothes for Dover, Jia Er was undoubtedly regarded by passers-by as the manager or assistant next to this handsome man, and was also thought to be going to a recording session.
[Hey, wake up, this guy is a super murderer with a bounty of over [-] million. ] Jia Er really wanted to complain about these guys.
"Hello, handsome guy, can you leave me your contact information?" Actually someone came over who was not afraid of death.
Doflamingo snorted coldly, he had seen too many women like this. "It's inconvenient, get out." By the way, he took the pockets of clothes that Jia Er was holding in his hand, and picked up Jia Er with his other hand. Carry it on your shoulders.
"Dover... put me down! It's so embarrassing..." Jia Er was so embarrassed. This was in a department store. Isn't this gesture a 100% chance of turning heads? Really, Jia Er buried his face in Dover. Brother Ming already felt ashamed to see others.
If you meet an acquaintance at this time, it will definitely be a social death.
Doflamingo didn't care what the people around him looked at him, he just held Carl in his arms and smiled, "Where are we going next... How about we go to the store next to him?" .”
Jia Er followed the direction of Dover and looked at the store next to him... the lingerie store...
"I refuse." After not seeing each other for so long, Doflamingo is still the same Doflamingo.
"Let's see, the cat maid suits you very well."
"reject!"
After buying clothes, it’s time to buy some daily necessities and food for the evening.Towels, toothbrushes, toothpaste, men's shampoo, men's pajamas, slippers... Sigh... Another heart-bleeding day.
"Dover, I will cook you a delicious meal tonight that you have never eaten before." At least his cooking skills have improved a lot, just in time for Dover to taste the delicious food that he is full of love for.
"Fufufu is great, I'm looking forward to it."
"Wait and see."
——————————The other side, between the dimensional gaps
A man with black hair and red eyes was sitting on a suspended rock, tasting a coffee-flavored lollipop, and looking at the real world like a gazer. He seemed very satisfied with what he saw in his eyes.
He had waited for thousands of years and finally arrived at this moment.
"You really took great pains to protect the two of them." Dora Laelge, who was able to move freely using the fruit of time and space, arrived at the dimensional gap and looked at the unsteady-thinking guy next to him. What did he want to do?
He did not hesitate to break the barrier to send both Garr and Doflamingo to the real world intact, and even now he is still tampering with the memories of anyone who is harmful to Garr in the pirate world.
The only one who can do all this is Rai, the ancestral demon who has lived in the dimensional gap for thousands of years.
He is the true creator of Maple Moon, Candle Moon, Maoyue, and Infant Moon in the pirate world. Without the soul and ability he bestowed upon them, the world's government might have truly thought that they themselves had created such powerful monsters.
"So, what is the purpose of doing this?" Dora Lelge's time and space fruit can only allow himself to travel, so it was actually Dora Lelge disguised by Rai who sent Doflamingo here safe and sound. .
"Purpose? How should I put it... the man of destiny."
"Why, the devil who has lived for a thousand years also wants to be free?"
"Freedom? Haha, this kind of thing is not worth mentioning compared to power. Don't compare me with that guy D." Rai and 'd' are obviously the two strongest beings, but one of them desires power. The other just wants to have fun.
Unlike the D clan and Dora Lergar, Rai is a person who pursues the limits of power. The D family is also his lifelong enemy. Nowadays, there are very few descendants of D, and his descendants, the Tianlong people, have become a group of stupid pigs who have accomplished nothing.
Now he finally has the chance to make a comeback, that is, Doflamingo, the Celestial Dragon who was expelled from the altar, and Gar, who has powerful power deep in his soul.
------------------
Back home, Jia Er slept in Dover's arms and watched TV together. We saw the sexy beauties surrounding Ming Ge in the opening episode of the Tokushima episode. Moreover, there was some gossip between Ming Ge and Violet on the barrage.
Instead, Doflamingo smiled nonchalantly, "It turns out that without you, Carl, I would have been so carefree in the future."
As if being stimulated by Doflamingo's words, "So, you regret it? Regret it?"
"Fufufufufu, what a pity it must be the guy inside..." He immediately pulled Jiaer out of his arms. "It's enough for me to have you." He kissed the top of Jiaer's hair and smelled her A light and nice scent.
Everything makes sense now. If it weren't for Carl, he would have killed Rosinandi, a navy undercover agent, in the future when he was 28 years old. The kid named Luo would join forces with a straw hat kid to avenge him for Rosinandi. Then he will be sent to Impel Down City in the end.
This is how a generation of heroes came to an end.
"Aren't you angry?... I kept it secret from you for so long. Don't you hate it the most when others lie to you?"
Angry?To be honest, when I first found out the truth, it was because after all, my destiny was in the hands of others.But when I saw Jia Er, the haze in my heart disappeared instantly.
"Jia'er, you knew from the beginning what kind of person I was and what my ending would be, but you were still willing to stay by my side... That's enough."
Holding Jia Er's hand, Doflamingo really had the idea of staying here and starting a family with her at this moment. This lovely girl was his whole world.
"Well, that's enough."
Jiaer made a food called hamburger meat. It smelled delicious and looked very appetizing, but there was only one piece. Jiaer herself ate light natto bibimbap.
He looked back at the big and small bags on the sofa and realized that Jiaer had indeed spent a lot of money on herself during the day. Looking carefully, he saw that the clothes she wore were all cheap goods bought at a roadside store, and she bought them for herself. All the clothes are from specialty stores in department stores.
"Let's eat it together." He cut off two-thirds of the hamburger meat and gave it to Jia Er.
"Yeah." Jiaer took a bite and it tasted really good. He was worthy of his craftsmanship. Moreover, he unexpectedly found that Dover was a bit handsome today. He really hoped that this short-term happiness could last forever.
sleep at night
"Dover! What are you doing with this thing (tao)!"
"Of course you can use furofura." After taking a bath, Doflamingo put on his yukata and pushed Carl close to the sofa. "It's rare that my kitten has grown so tall."
"But, every time you do it for a long time..." It's not unreasonable to say that Dover is so hungry. To me, the two of them haven't seen each other for only a week, but to Dover, it's been a whole year. Who knows how he spent this year.
"Fufufu, then I'll be gentle and just let your husband in." This shameless man, is it really okay to start a fire so straightforwardly?
"Fuck, you are so persistent! Come on, come on!" Jia Er looked generous and willing to sacrifice.She could already feel his big hands roaming around her body, trying his best to act like a rogue, but Jiaer was still worried that he would accidentally make her unable to get out of bed for a few days.
Doflamingo smiled and picked up the thing that his wife picked up, and walked into the bedroom full of expectations. I am afraid only the person involved can clearly understand how terrifying a carnivore man who has been a vegetarian for a whole year is.
……
"Ahhh! It's 07:30, Dover blames you!" Looking at his dead phone, Jiaer hurriedly pushed away the man next to him who was still hugging him and sleeping with a satisfied look on his face.
When I came to the mirror and saw the little strawberries all over my body, I also looked for a turtleneck.The culprit was still lying on the bed, looking at Jia Er's hurried look with a smile on his face, "Fruofura Jia Er was very enthusiastic last night." This simply made him have endless aftertaste, "By the way, there is something Tell you, do you want to listen?"
"If you don't listen, I don't have time. I can heat the breakfast in the refrigerator myself."
With his exhausted body and backache, Jiaer finally rushed to catch the last bus to school. When he turned on his cell phone, it turned out that it was not out of battery but turned off.
When I arrived at the school, I was stopped by the security guard, "Jiaer, what are you doing here?"
"Can't you see, uncle? I'm almost late, please let me in!" Jiaer begged.
"today is Saturday."
"...dig! of! Fa! Gram! qaq"
Doflamingo's figure suddenly came from behind and hugged Carl, "Fufufu, I asked you, but you didn't listen."
"Doflamingo, you are playing with me!"
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