[One Piece] Mr. Clown of the Demon King

Today, the King received a large number of love letters from the noble women of Dressrosa or the princesses of other kings and local royal families.Most of the content is copied from romance novels, and there are even a few paragraphs copied from romance novels.

There is no doubt that these women just want to climb onto the soft bed of the king who became the king of a country at a young age and become the queen of a country.There were even princesses from some countries who came to propose marriage in person, but they were all rejected by Dora Laerge.

Doflamingo and Carl couldn't understand the words on these love letters because they were of different ages.So I specially asked the steward in the palace to read it to them both.

Jia Er took popcorn and Coke with a mentality of eating melon and gossip, and listened with relish like a young girl who was concerned about the development of her best friend's relationship.

"Oh my God! I didn't expect Doraemon to be so charming. She looks like the student council president in the novel who was surrounded by schoolmates all day long when she was a student..." Although all Two-dimensional youth school dramas are acted like this, "That's it." It's a pity that the quality of the clothes is so bad, otherwise I would have a heart attack." There is no good girlfriend here to chat with him, so Jiaer can only talk to himself here.

But Doflamingo is different. The characters on these letters are ancient characters, which must be nothing to them now, but as long as he returns in the future, he will definitely be able to successfully decipher the historical texts that are taboo to the world government.

At this moment, Doflamingo felt like he was going to have a schizophrenia. While he was analyzing these words, he was even upset by Garr's comments about Dora Lelge. "Shut up! It's so noisy." He knew it. That guy likes Carl, but Doflamingo still endures the humiliation and continues to stay here.

Doflamingo still doesn't know Dora Lerge's true feelings for Carl. In fact, it is his brother's guilt and sympathy for his sister.

"Why are you so angry all of a sudden?" Jia Er felt that there was still a trace of anger and dissatisfaction buried in Doflamingo's mood at this moment. "Dover, did I do something wrong to make you angry again?"

"Fufufufu, it's common for you to make me angry, okay?" Doflamingo saw that Jia Er had adapted to life here so quickly, and he was even worried about whether she would follow him back.

When the time came on the night of the full moon, Jia'er had to go to continue practicing. "Huh, I won't pay attention to you." He said this, but he still walked very, very slowly, just to see if this man would suddenly have a conscience to stop him. Own

"I really ignored you!" When I looked back, there was no response, and I continued to take three steps.

"I really, really don't care about you anymore!" Looking back, there was still no response and he continued walking ten steps.

"No matter how much you try to persuade me, it's useless! I've already made up my mind!" They had already reached the door, but the stinky flamingo still hadn't caught up.

After walking out of the palace, Jia Er finally got his wish and saw Doflamingo coming over. "Oh, really, since Dove is so insistent, then I will..." Before he could finish his words, The door of the palace was closed tightly by him "..."

[snort!No more love, no more love qaq!Stinky flamingos!Can you still have fun playing! ]

In the past, the starry sky on full-moon nights seemed to be full of mysterious power. If there were no distracting thoughts, then this was definitely Jia Er's area of ​​expertise.

In her previous life, she learned in class to integrate herself into the world of nature, imagining herself as a leaf, a ray of sunshine, and a layer of soil in the school.I won't move if the enemy doesn't move. If the enemy moves, I will move first.

Jia'er, who has mastered such magical skills, almost never attracts the teacher's attention in class, so she is never called during roll call in class.

Class teacher: "Where is Jia'er?... If you are absent without excuse, you will be deducted two points."

Doflamingo: How much she doesn’t want to be asked by name! !

Doraemon: I underestimated her.

[No distracting thoughts...throw aside all thoughts...integrate into all the still life in nature...this way there is no need to be called on by the teacher, no need to go to the podium to write answers...] Jiaer just bathed in the moonlight, his soul All were completely emptied out.

As expected of a student party, it is true that they have infinite possibilities to evolve such supernatural talents.This is the real domineering nemesis of seeing and hearing color.

The other monsters who were watching the Demon King's practice were stunned. They seemed to have seen a Buddhist holy monk, and there was actually a circle of Buddha's light shining around him! "As expected of the Monster King!" He actually completed an advanced spiritual realm that neither humans nor monsters could complete in one go.

This is definitely a good seedling for cultivating immortality. Even Monk Tang did not have this level of meditation.

Under the full moon, the demonic power began to increase significantly. Jiaer looked back and looked at the two cat tails connected to the Huangquan Naihe Bridge leading to the terminal of the undead. On both sides of the bridge, one side was life and the other side was death.

She just inadvertently moved the power of a tail. In the jungle under the moon, the summer cicadas and fireflies who were supposed to die soon were miraculously resurrected!

Is this the power of the Demon King?She only used a little bit to bring the creature that was already facing death back to life.It would be okay if this kind of power were used on people.

It was late at night and early in the morning, and Doflamingo was lying on the bed studying the words in these books that he could not understand at all.What he is looking at now is a devil fruit illustrated book, and it is said that the contents are more detailed than those recorded in the fruit illustrated books of his time.

There was a bookmarked page inside. At that moment, Doflamingo seemed to be interested in a Devil Fruit called the Surgery Fruit, which had a red heart-shaped appearance with spiral stripes.This fruit has been eaten by royal doctors throughout the ages.

Since arriving here, Doflamingo has finally fully interpreted this page, and there is even a sentence in it that he is very interested in: "Essence users can perform 'immortal surgery' on surgical targets."But the price is the life of the capable person. ]

"Dover~" Jia Er's voice came from outside. After hesitating for a while, he carefully opened the door a crack and said, "Can I come in?"

Doflamingo closed the book and waved for her to come in, "Come in, aren't you supposed to be training at this time?"

"Practice is too difficult! And I'm sleepy and cold right now qaq" She lay down beside Doflamingo's bed aggrievedly, hugging his feather coat and two eyes, buling bulings, emitting a please light. Staring at him "Dover, can I sleep with you?"

Doflamingo: [What the hell!This silly cat with silly fur suddenly had a 360-degree emotional intelligence turn overnight!In this article, the second-rate cat lady who used to eat cakes and eat dried fish while sleeping actually asked me to sleep with her! ]

"Go back to your room and sleep." As expected, it's better to ignore her. According to the author's urine, there must be some sudden reversal and the ending of wanting to occupy his own bed.

"But I want to be with you forever..." Jia Er climbed onto the soft bed and lovingly hugged Doflamingo's chest. "I like Dove the most, and so does Doflamingo." me?"

That baby-fat bun's face is pressed against his eight-pack abs, and he is saying such words of confession. What kind of lolita control is this? Bah!What normal man can hold on to this? "What are you saying?"

"Of course it's true..." The eyes were so sincere and sincere, "I will definitely grow up and become Dover's bride."

Doflamingo pretended to be calm and swallowed. At this moment, the water level in his heart was already turbulent. "Garr, can you promise me?" This was one of the few times Doflamingo addressed Garr directly. Name "As long as you will not betray me and only have me in your heart, I will definitely marry you in the future. The entire Don Quixote family will be yours."

"I promise! I will always be Brother Ming's only!"

"Fufufufufu!" Doflamingo smiled with relief. He had been waiting for this day for so long. Even he himself didn't understand when he started to like Carl. "From now on, you are mine." A woman."

As the two hugged each other, their eyes got closer and closer. Doflamingo held Carl's hand. As long as he got a little closer, his first kiss in 16 years would be the girl in front of him...

There was only ten centimeters between the two lips, and at this moment Doflamingo discovered that Jia Er's hand did not have the bracelet he gave her. "Jia Er, where is the bracelet I gave you?"

"Oh, I was taking a bath just now and I took it off because I thought it was a bit in the way." The girl in my arms explained, "Don't worry about that kind of thing, Dover, let's continue."

Doflamingo pushed her away directly, "Fufufufu, didn't I tell you that you are not allowed to take it off without my permission?" He quickly reached out and pinched her neck, and tied her with tough silk threads. The hands and feet of "Who are you?"

At this time, the guards outside the door also rushed in and searched every corner of the palace. They said that there was one less prisoner in the underground prison, so she had no choice but to give the prototype.

"I was so close to sucking your soul away, yet you were discovered like this..."

The woman gradually revealed her true face, it was Clara.

At this time, the real second-rate heroine who was taking a hot bath in the bathhouse after her training heard the noise outside, "It feels so comfortable~ It seems to be very lively outside."