[One Piece] Mr. Clown of the Demon King

After Doflamingo woke up, he was breathing heavily. In his dream, the man named Donquixote Dolarelgue was simply a sadist. He replayed himself over and over again in his dream. Those days were like hell, being chased and killed, shameful.Humiliation, mother's death...

Doralelge did this just to get Doflamingo to voluntarily agree to give up his bond with Gar.Just when Doflamingo almost collapsed mentally in this endless cycle of dreams, the necklace given to him by Garr emitted an icy cold air and successfully brought Doflamingo back to reality.

[Jia Er, what happened to you? ] Doflamingo originally thought that it was the worst thing that could happen for her to be targeted by the world's government, but he didn't expect that a person who claimed to be his ancestor would actually come to snatch her away.

"Puff, puff, puff..." Doflamingo was a little surprised when he saw the phone. No one except the top cadres should know about his private phone number.

"..." Doflamingo went to the bathroom and washed his face, but still answered the call from an unknown source. "Hey, who..."

"Ahh! Sorry, I dialed the wrong number." Jia Er panicked. The phone number Irene gave him was clearly correct, but the voice on the other end didn't sound like Dover. Jia Er had so many memories. Flamenco's voice was not that deep. (Sure enough, I have traveled through time for so long that I have even forgotten Brother Ming’s original soundtrack.)

This really means that Cao Cao Cao Cao is here. One second he had a dream about this cat, and the next second this guy came calling.Aladdin's lamp is not as efficient as her.

"Jia Er?" There was no doubt about this voice, and Doflamingo immediately recognized that it was her.

"Eh? Are you Dove?" Jia Er covered his mouth with his small hands in surprise. Even Doflamingo had grown up, but he still looked like an illegal loli.I feel like this world is so unfair qaq

It’s only been two years since I last saw him and his voice has already changed into a deep uncle voice. It’s like my current life’s jaw dropped when I found out that Doflamingo and Cori’s Yusaku Kudo were the same voice actor. .Yusaku's father is so handsome, but he still hides his secrets.

"Nonsense!" Doflamingo managed to cheer up. "Where are you now? I'll pick you up."

"Oh, I was separated from Irene and got lost at sea. After two days of drifting, I finally drifted to the island and borrowed a phone." Jia Er still said with a careless smile.It seems that he has been with the Roger Pirates for too long, and even his personality has become much more Buddhist-like.

[It’s because of you that I ended up being mentally tortured by a perverted ancestor for a whole night. I’ve seen your relaxed look, are you worthy of me? ! ] Complaints are complaints, it is a miracle that this natural idiot can still survive intact.

"Where did you get my phone number?"

"Irene gave it to me. In fact, she has all kinds of monsters all over the sea. She can reproduce endlessly with the cells of her body. She has the ability to reproduce infinitely like a leech, allowing the monsters to collect information and send it to them. It's just that she said her ability was mainly used for spying on (Krokdal)." The simple Jia Er just thought that Irene had helped her find Dover's phone number.

This reminded Jia Er of Uncle Ito's Tomie Kawakami. She had a beauty that made all men crazy about her, but this one was only obsessed with Crocodile's body.

"...What did you say?" Could it be that the monster named Irene has been watching him in the corner.

Doflamingo tensed up and looked around with a domineering look, "Are you looking for me?" 33 Novel Network

Erin's cold and cold voice appeared on the ceiling, and she opened the board and greeted Doflamingo with a smile.As a result, Doflamingo gave him a headshot, and brains and blood dripped down the line, but Irene was still smiling, "It's rude, if I didn't help you keep an eye on the government every day, I guess you, the young master, would Mary Jo was long taken back as a slave.”

"Help me? ZF's lackeys are really unpredictable."

"It doesn't matter, anyway, when Xiao Jiajia and her significant other have a contract kiss together, you must send your sweet blessings as a male best friend." Irene's words are undoubtedly in To anger Doflamingo, for example, the nightmare he had just now was definitely related to Gar.

At this moment, Eileen was completely like, 'You are not a man worthy of my best friend'.In her eyes, her first impression of Doflamingo has not changed at all——

Cowardly, arrogant, and capable of adapting to situations, I feel like she will be someone who doesn’t pick up on things in daily life from now on. If Jia Er was an ordinary girl, maybe this guy wouldn’t even remember her name.

"I sincerely wish her the best, and wish Jia Er can find a good husband who can let her sleep peacefully every night without having to wake up in the middle of the night and keep an eye on him." She is gentle and considerate enough to protect this person who has always been homeless. The girl at the settlement "You think so too, right? Mr. Doflamingo."

Erin left without waiting for Doflamingo's answer.In other words, Erin never expected him to give a reliable answer.

Doflamingo was already in a terrible mood at the moment. So many terrible things had happened so early in the morning. When the phone bug thought about it again, he almost shouted "Hey!"

"Why are you so angry! Why did you hang up on me so suddenly?" Jia Er complained dissatisfiedly, his little heart was very fragile. "I'm on Molan Island in the North Sea. Come and save me. I forgot that I have no money." As a result, I was detained by the boss after eating the Overlord meal, Brother Ming! Only you can save me now!"

"Aren't you capable of escaping yourself?" It was obvious that one of her abilities was enough to kill a whole room of people.

"Who would kill someone over a meal! If you don't come to pick me up, forget it. I'll wash three thousand dishes by myself."

"Okay, I'll come right over..." All the anger I had just felt was refreshed by this fool. At least I'm not that angry anymore. "Do you know a person named Dora Lergue?"

Jia Er quickly took a bite of the seafood pie that he couldn't afford, and was shocked, "I don't know him, who is he?"

"Well, nothing."

At this moment, Jiaer was bargaining with the boss without showing any signs of weakness + shamelessly + shamelessly. In fact, he didn't even have a penny with him, but he exuded a kind of mysterious confidence. "Boss, if it's cheaper, just treat it as Make a regular customer.”

"20, not a single point less."

"It's cheaper. How about a 3% discount? Today is Double Eleven, which only happens once a year."

"...No, the maximum discount is 9.8% off...little sister, you don't have any money, right?" The boss felt something was wrong when he saw this little girl secretly making phone calls. atmosphere.

"Hahaha, how is that possible? Boss, you really like to joke. How could I eat the Overlord meal? It's even more impossible to bargain with you just to delay time. Don't think too much."

In my heart [Brother Ming, come and save me qaq I don’t want to wash the dishes...]

A tall man in a navy uniform walked to the bar and took the initiative to break the awkward scene. "Sorry, boss, I will pay for this lady." Then he ordered another glass of juice for Jia Er, "Jia Er, Long time no see." As a result, he couldn't hold the juice in his hand and spilled it all over himself. He was rumored to be handsome for only three seconds.

"Rosinandi!" Jia Er did not expect that in the future, without wearing a clown costume, Rosinandi would turn out to be a handsome boy.

Regarding the matter of Jia Er, Sakaski and Lieutenant General Porusalino almost broke their tongues when they talked about it. Rosinandi also accidentally learned that Lieutenant General Sakaski had become the guardian of Jia Er's sister. of this matter.I was very happy to think that Jia Er was finally out of Dover's control.

As for this undercover mission to the Don Quixote family, Rosinandi also planned to hide it from Carle, "Boss, how much does it cost?"

"20 Baileys."

"..." Rosinandi took a pitiful and weak glance at her wallet... How can it be repaired? It's not enough at all. What on earth did Sister Jia Er eat?After eating 20, "Well... can I get a 1% discount?" As expected, Rossi is not handsome.

"Get out of here!" the boss complained. These young people didn't even bring any money and were pretending to be romantic.