[One Piece] Mr. Clown of the Demon King

Not long ago in the women's bathhouse of Beihai Naval Branch Fortress

A curly-haired big sister held the cute Dover in her arms and washed his hair. "Hey, does little Dover have someone you like?" It was time for the big sisters' daily teasing after training.

There is no one he likes, but there is one cat he cares about. "...No." Doflamingo turned away and said in his heart that he no longer wanted to continue chatting with these gorillas.

"Really~ Little Dover is obviously blushing. Sure enough, there is someone he likes!" The curly-haired elder sister smiled like an aunt, as if she had seen through everything in her heart. "Don't be shy. My family used to be a witch in the town, okay? Let me help little Dover check your future love fortune."

Love fortune, damn, I am actually a little tempted. "Is it accurate? If it is accurate, I will force you to calculate it."

"Then I'll tell you with a kiss from my sister." I couldn't bear it. The little guy looked super cute even when he was arrogant.

"Forget it." Doflamingo turned around and left, trying hard to adhere to the principle of not selling his body or soul.

"Okay, I understand, no more kisses, no more kisses, little Dove, don't leave." This little cutie left as soon as he said it (t^t)

At night, Doflamingo, who was wearing cute flamingo baby pajamas, sat across from him. The curly-haired navy sister took out their family's ancestral crystal ball and began to occupy the servants...

"...Little Dover will have a very lovely wife in the future. However...it is very likely that you will not be able to be together for a long time in the end. If you make a wrong step, you may never be able to meet each other. The probability is as high as 90%." Even one of them He must die, but the elder sister didn't tell him this.

Doflamingo's heart is a little complicated at the moment. To be honest, he has always been an out-and-out atheist and does not believe in such illusory things as Zhanwu. But why does the figure of the cat suddenly appear in his mind? No, it really is her...

……

Back in time, when Doflamingo returned to the base intact, the four Vergos were so frightened that their mouths became square. At this moment, there was only one question in their minds: "What happened to Dove in the past six months?" ! ]

When I woke up in the morning, the quilt in Dover's room was in the shape of regular tofu blocks.They even sometimes felt that Dover's body seemed to exude a faint milk scent (the milk-flavored shower gel selected for him by the navy sisters)

"It's amazing Dover!" Virgo looked at Dover and he actually used only two or three punches to break the rock that took him three days to break. "How did you do that!? Can you teach me?" Vergo has always been responsible for supervising Doflamingo's training, but this time he was really impressed by Dove's rapid progress.

Doflaming reluctantly shook his hand, but damn, it still hurt a little.It seems that my armed domination needs to be further improved. "Then let's take a bath together..." He accidentally said, "No! I mean! I can teach you!" After spending a long time with those controlling sisters, The sequelae left behind.

"Dover, you just said..." Vergo subconsciously protected his body. He definitely heard it right!Take a bath together! "Is this part of the trial?"

"It's not what you think!"

……

On the other side, on the island where the Roger Pirates were about to land, Irene was excitedly flipping through the newspaper that had just been delivered today to see if there was any news about Crocodile [Humph!Rubbish newspaper!Not again! ] Reading the newspaper every morning is like opening a blind box.

"Ah~ What's wrong Irene?..." Jia Er, who had just woken up to drink water, was wearing cat pajamas and saw a 16-year-old girl who was unhappy early in the morning. Wait!Girl: "Irene! What are you doing! Why did you grow so fast overnight?!"

Yesterday she looked like a ten-year-old girl just like me, but she suddenly grew up so fast!From s to xl, even Oppein changed from a to c. (Jia Er lowered his head and looked at his unsatisfactory European style) 33 Novel Network

"Huh? Didn't I tell you? I have lived for almost 100 years. Changing the body's age is already commonplace. The Roger Pirates are coming soon, do you think they will accept two children on board? "

Oh, I see, it’s a small scene, just a small scene.But Jia Er still couldn’t accept it!Eileen was too fast, and Jia Er was really envious.

Jia Er thought that Irene must be thinking about the mission assigned by the CP at the moment, but what she really thought in her heart was [Krokdal will be 18 this year, can we have sex with him at 18? Ahhhh!so excited!I don't know if my husband is big or majestic enough. What if I can't bear it... Roger Pirates doesn't care about him. Please complete this mission quickly so that I can follow my future husband. ]

Then Jia Er’s inner thoughts at this moment [What to do!I have to find a way not to let Roger, the Pirate King, notice me.Let him give up his interest in me completely! ] Jia Er, who didn’t know Roger’s hobbies and interests, expressed that he was very tired.

[System save me! !I don’t want to join the Roger Pirates!I don’t want to be a pirate, let alone an undercover agent! ] Only then did Jia Er, as a reincarnated person, remember that he had traveled through the system.

[Answer to the host, your situation is unexpected. It is recommended that the best policy is to wait and see what happens. 】

Just wait and see what happens, and just keep a normal mind. If you think about it carefully, if it is pirates, then they are the least likely to come...

Jia Er secretly carried Irene on his back and read novels in the well-read library to pass the time.Jia Er thought that in a place like the library where there was no money and no alcohol, pirates would probably not come here.

"What are you doing! You dirty guy actually bumped into me!" A burst of noise suddenly came from the quiet library. "I am the eldest son of a noble in this country. Kneel down and apologize to me!"

"Hahaha, I'm so sorry, because I was too focused on looking for the swimsuit photo album and I didn't see the road and accidentally bumped into you. I'm sorry." A red-haired kid smiled heartily, seemingly not taking into account what the aristocratic kid said. Keep it in mind, "But my captain said that as a man, you can't kneel except in front of your wife and the first officer, so if you kneel down to save my face, forget it."

What the red-haired kid said obviously angered him even more: "Are you looking for death?"

Jia Er thought not to meddle in other people's business [I can't hear you, keep reading...] but he thought so in his heart, but his body was very honest.Passing by them with a stack of Germa novels in his arms, "Sorry, give way..." Then, he hit the aristocratic boy on the head with a book that was half a meter high, "Ah, I'm sorry that my hand slipped, serialized The 50-volume Germa novel was too heavy and accidentally hit you." Jiaer was even more ruthless, using the hardest part of the book to hit.

"Ah, thank you. By the way, do you know which section the swimsuit photo album is in?" The red-haired boy came over and asked.

Looking back at the red-haired kid and the straw hat of the protagonist, Jia Er was extremely shocked at this moment [Red, red, red, red-haired Shanks! ] Stop saying anything, Jia Er quickly picked up the book and hit him on the head. "Sorry, my hand slipped again!" [Don't remember my face, please lose your memory quickly] Shanks fainted on the spot, Why is this plot so different from what he imagined?

"Ahhh! Fragrant! K! Si!" A kid with a red nose ran over and was startled. "Damn it, you dare to hit him. Do you know that this guy is my opponent!" He had been hiding in the corner just now. Bucky, who didn't dare to offend the nobles by saying anything, was finally willing to take the first step.

[It looks so familiar!Is this the villain named... Clown Aki who appeared in the first three or four episodes of the One Piece anime? ] When I saw this red-nosed Jia Er, I had an instant impression.

System [That’s Bucky the Clown, also a member of Roger the Pirate King’s crew. 】

"Oh." Jia Er went over and knocked Bucky unconscious. "Sorry, my hand slipped again!"

Jia Er picked up this week's new weekly magazine and planned to go downstairs to check out and run away. But halfway there, he suddenly bumped into someone, "My dear little sister, be careful when you walk."

"Oh, I'm sorry..." Jia Er looked up and saw a middle-aged uncle who was holding several model photo albums and reading them with gusto. "Uncle, it is unethical to open the packaging bags of books at will."

"It's okay. I'll just put it back when the time comes... It's really strange. I can hear the sounds of everything, but I can't even feel your breathing."

Jia Er subconsciously took a step back, and he was looked at by the strange uncle holding the pornographic book [It's over, I encountered a pervert...]