[One Piece] Mr. Clown of the Demon King

A two-day birthday extra that was delayed by the main text

It’s Brother Ming’s birthday this year, and those of us are more anxious than he is about the details of his birthday party.

Jia Er, as the chief director of this birthday party, had personally asked Brother Ming what kind of birthday party and gifts he wanted. In the end, this guy pretended to be reserved and said, "Fufufufufu, I'm right." I don’t have much interest in birthday parties or anything like that, just do whatever you want.”

Even though Doflamingo said this, I could feel his true emotions in his heart and I was already under a lot of pressure.Brother Ming pretends to be calm on the surface, but in his heart he is looking forward to it more than anyone else.

Jia Er (threw the table angrily) [md!You are such a grown-up person, why are you pretending to be arrogant? ! ! ]

Just the night before Ming Ge's birthday party, a huge explosion occurred in the palace of Dressrosa, and another kitchen was sacrificed gloriously due to the destruction of this group of girls.

Jiaer's herring + lobster cake, Jorah's artistic fruit pie, baby5's top blind box biscuits, and Sugar's ice and fire grape ice cream have finally seen the light of day again.

"Look at how happy Brother Ming is. I have the most unique seafood cake in history, Jorah's abstract art fruit pie, and baby5's Wheel of Fortune-style cookies. I don't know if the next bite Brother Ming takes is a cookie or a cookie. It's thrilling. In the end, the sugar has been fried, grilled, and frozen, which perfectly symbolizes Brother Ming's strong and unyielding life." Jia Er perfectly introduced this magical delicacy to everyone. .

"How's it going? Just ask Brother Ming if he's impressed! All the food is included, and we have a lot of love for him."

Monet looked at the 'love' that was so heavy and even mosaic, for fear that this would be the last birthday in the young master's life. "Jiajia, when celebrating a birthday, you must first think about what the birthday girl likes. You and the young master have known each other for the longest time. Jiu, do you know what he likes most?"

"What Brother Ming likes... is flamingos. But I gave it to him when he was a child on his birthday." Jiaer carefully thought about what else Ming Brother liked. "He also likes Passionate Like Fire." A free-spirited woman! Why don't you take him to a nightclub!?" Having wine and girls is definitely in line with his temperament as a sea gangster.

Monet quickly retorted, "No! It's a bit too obscene for the young master to appear noble like that on his birthday. And Jiajia, do you really not understand?" You don't understand the young master's feelings for you.

"I don't understand. I don't understand Brother Ming's heart that's twenty thousand miles under the sea."

"Don't talk about the young master like a 16-year-old adolescent girl." Monet complained helplessly. It seems that Jia Er really doesn't understand the young master's feelings for her.

Carl didn't know much about the kind of feelings Monet mentioned. He was born with Doflamingo's telepathy and could only tell that Doflamingo seemed to be troubled by adolescence. That kind of psychology is indeed the same as that of a 16-year-old. A young girl in her prime has a fighting chance.

All that night, Jiaer went to the door of Brother Ming's room alone, "Bang bang bang...Brother Ming, are you asleep?"

Doflamingo, who was sitting on the bed, put down the book in his hand, put on his sunglasses and said, "Come in." This is really rare, the little wild cat at night would actually come to the door, "What's the matter?"

"Brother Ming, I met someone recently. Every time I see him, I get very excited. When he touches me, my emotions suddenly become very high. Do you think I am sick or am I late in puberty? ." Jia Er's move was the legendary trick of making something out of nothing. She put the symptoms that Brother Ming had when he met her on herself.

Brother Ming finally understood what a bolt from the blue meant. The cat he had grown up watching fell in love, fell in love, fell in love, fell in love, fell in love, fell in love, fell in love, fell in love, fell in love, fell in love Falling in love, falling in love... Couldn't a man as good as himself still get the attention of this cat?

What you can't get, others can't get. "Who is that man? I'm going to kill him." Jia'er didn't like him, so he would treat her ten times a hundred times until she changed his mind.

"No, no, no! Calm down, I'm just making an analogy... Baby5 asked me to ask, and I'm just trying to put myself in your shoes to consult you. Don't be so quick to kill, Sugar has been following you lately. I’ve learned badly.” I don’t know if it’s adolescence or menopause, but men at this stage are indeed the scariest.

After learning that his cat was not in love, Doflamingo breathed a sigh of relief, and then gave this stupid cat whose emotional intelligence and IQ were not directly proportional a shudder: "Next time if you have anything to say, just say it. If you dare to lie to me, I will kill you." Throw it out the window." Is it fun to waste my feelings for you like this? ! !

Feeling that Dover seemed to be really angry, Jiaer stopped talking in circles. "Brother Ming, do you have any favorite food?" She took out her notes and conducted the interview seriously this time.

"Lobster" likes to eat you

"Is there anything you like?"

"Reading a book." I like to hold you to sleep

"What plants do you like?"

"Sunflower." I like the ice lotus you made.

"What type of woman do you like?"

"(Looking at Jia Er's appearance) Black hair, yin and yang eyes, tiger fangs...a cat girl." Someone thought that his hint was very obvious.

"Oh, I see, this type of woman is really hard to find, especially with Yin and Yang eyes." A certain stupid cat didn't realize that he was talking about himself. "It means that Brother Ming, you like cat girls with fiery black hair and yin-yang eyes who have hot bodies and passionate passion." Jia Er still remembers Brother Ming's taste in the original work.

"...That's right."

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I remember when I was watching Oda's SBS in my previous life, I learned that Ming Ge and Violet had an adult relationship. My best friend Xiaoyue had been lost for a long time at that time, and for a while she couldn't face the "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo is [singing, and so on?")). Jia, I'm heartbroken! I'm not the type that Young Master likes. He and that person have already had something like that." It was also a day when all Young Master fans collectively fell in love.

"Okay, don't cry anymore. It's not worth it for such a flashy man. Let me accompany you to buy Katakuri's figurines and posters." Jia Er's heart was untroubled. After all, she had no feelings for Doflaming at that time. I don't feel anything.

"By the way Jiajia, you haven't told me yet, what is your favorite type?"

"Well, actually he is quite one-dimensional... He always looks to me as a gentle and warm man, and he will come out to protect me when I need him most."

At this birthday party, everyone decided to make a big cake for the young master together, so Jiaer’s herring and lobster cake was perfectly blocked by them. “Humph, a bunch of guys who don’t know how to appreciate it, such a delicious cake was blocked. If you don’t eat it, I will.”

As the saying goes, it may be calm for a while, but the more you think about it, the more you will get angry.Jia Er is not convinced!Is making your own cake so scary?He ate as he was told, and Jiaer took a big bite and said, "...What the hell! What is this!!" It felt like he was going to vomit out the breakfast he had eaten in his previous life.

"Monet, you are right." Fortunately, I am immune to all kinds of poisons, otherwise I might really be on the street (I can't accept the cake I made)

Monet: "Jiajia, I told you not to risk your life."

Preparations for Brother Ming's birthday party now officially begin.

(Doflamingo: The main film is only starting now! There are a thousand words in front of the co-author, is the author trying to make up the number of words?!)

The girls decorated the venue together, with the theme of "Pink Memories". There were murals of flamingos on the walls, and the curtains were replaced with the same style as Ming Ge's coat; the fruit wine, balloons, and tablecloths were all pink.As for the decorative flowers, Ming Ge’s favorite is sunflowers.

The two grown men, Senior and Gladius, were in charge of cooking. They learned that the young master liked food such as seafood. Of course, they had to secretly make the food that Jia Er liked.After all, whether the cat is happy with its food is what the young master cares most about.

This is a magical story. Everyone in the Don Quixote family knows that the young master likes Carl, but the cat himself does not know it.

Next came the pool party in the evening. Torrepol, Diamanti and the others even held auditions for the model to accompany Dover's birthday party.Requirements for selection: Cat girl with different eyes and perfect body proportions.

On the surface, they were helping Dover choose models, but in fact, they had the happiest time by themselves.

"I didn't expect that Brother Ming's hobbies would be so otaku, and the strange knowledge has increased." Thanks to these two guys, Jia Er opened up a new field for Doflamingo's hobby.

"Jia Jia, don't worry about them. I have prepared a set of super cute clothes for you. The young master will be happy when you wear them." Monet specially selected a pink girly kimono for Jia Jia.Jia Er is already born with the essential cute elements of cat ears and tail. It is best to have a bell, which can directly capture the heart of the young master.

"Brother Ming, will he really be happy?" Jia Er threw herself into Monet's arms and nuzzled her worriedly, "Monet is the best (Monet's chest is so soft, I like it so much (idiotic laugh))"

Monet (nosebleed): So cute, the milky fragrance on Jiajia smells so good...

Doflamingo: No more love!We don’t have as many interactions as you and Monet!

What was he thinking in his heart, but when Doflamingo saw Carl wearing this suit, he had already thought of the name of his future child. (Inwardly: When did my naturally stupid cat become so cute?)

"Brother Ming, happy birthday."

"Stupid cat, where is my gift?" He stretched out his hand to ask for the gift without any courtesy. "If it is a herring and lobster cake, I can accept it." Doflamingo actually knows about the herring and lobster cake. Could it be that this is the legendary love between shemales? telepathy.

Jiaer: Shemale...why does it sound so awkward?

"Well... Well, today's herring is not too fresh, so I gave you a gift instead." This is a flat rectangular gift box that doesn't look like it's for eating. "I know you like lobster, so I prepared it specially." I bought a royal-grade shrimp picking tool. The scoop and thorns inside are made of pure gold, and each is inlaid with 0.5-carat small diamonds, which are absolutely suitable for your rich and wealthy temperament."

"...Where do you get so much money?" Doflamingo remembered that this stupid cat usually had to go to the bookstore and drink boiled water to read a comic book.

"That's not the point! The point is that it contains my full love."

"...(Brother Ming's heart: I was actually moved)"

Of course the pocket money collected by a certain cat who gave up the dessert every afternoon was not enough. At the critical moment, he still had to rely on his sponsor, Lao Sa, who was far away from home. "Yingyingying Lao Sa, save me, my herring and lobster cake has been banned (t^t), what should I do on Brother Ming's birthday?" The strange Yingying from General Akainu's family is here again, it's like going to college If you don’t have living expenses, you’ll find your parents.

"If you go back to the navy, there won't be so much nonsense." Sakaski felt that his stupid cabbage would be spoiled sooner or later by hanging out with that sea gangster.

"No, Brother Ming said he has been a little lonely in adolescence recently."

"A lonely hammer! He is a sea gangster in his 30s and has a woolly adolescence!" Can this stupid cabbage stay in nature for a little longer! "Okay, I'll send you some pocket money. Take care of yourself when you go out." The pocket money given by the so-called general... 6000 million beli!

Sure enough, any Akainu can bring out any stupid cat. Sakaski seems to have determined that Doflamingo's taste must be the kind of sexy and plump beauties with forward and backward curls.My own silly cabbage is definitely not Doflamingo's dish.

Doflamingo: Sakaski, you perverted lolicon, it turns out this is all your fault!The dog that stands in the way of my love!

If Sakaski knew that Doflamingo's taste was like that of Carl...then he might launch a demon-slaying order against Dressrosa.

Doflamingo finally accepted this 'heavy' gift. At the end of the birthday party, Doflamingo realized: Wait, what I'm eating is lobster, not crab. What's the use of this? !

However, seeing his stupid cat's full love and smile when giving the gift, Doflamingo still accepted it and said, "Huh, that's so stupid."

But so what, even if the cat jumped out of control of his anger countless times, he would still be willing to pamper her forever.