[One Piece] Hello, Single Dog Warring States Marshal!

Beihai, a town less than ten kilometers away from where Rosie and I are——

"Pirates!!! Pirates are coming!!!"

"Everyone, run away—"

The monstrous flames tore through the thick darkness of the night, and the formerly prosperous and peaceful town was now like purgatory!People were fleeing and hiding in the streets of destroyed houses, but the vicious thugs enjoyed such a one-sided robbery and massacre. They acted wantonly and committed all kinds of evil in this dilapidated town that had turned into a sea of ​​​​fire and hell!They are pirates, the most ferocious thugs in this era, and the one who set off such a grand 'carnival' was the one who was circling, smashing the municipal building with one claw and spitting fire...

"Dragon, dragon! The dragon has appeared!!"

"The Fish-Fruit Phantasmal Beast!! It's Kaido from the original Rocks Pirates!!"

"Evacuate quickly! Contact the headquarters immediately to ask for..., Wow——!!"

Boom-! !

The navy troops stationed there were making a mess. The correspondent was just about to pick up the directional phone that went directly to the navy headquarters to report for help. Suddenly!The roof above our heads was violently lifted off!

"Hiccup--" In everyone's horrified eyes, a drunken and burping big dragon head with typical oriental dragon characteristics lowered his head condescendingly. His ferocious eyes looked confused but were actually extremely sober. He looked at it casually. The navy soldiers in the dilapidated house without a roof were so shocked that they were trembling and unable to move.

"Oh, I found it." The giant dragon could actually speak human words. His big copper bell-like eyes glanced at the sky-blue directional phone with the navy logo that was also wide-eyed and trembling with fear. Insect, his voice was like thunderous bursts, and his eyes looking down at the marines were like looking at ants on the soles of their feet... Known as Kaido's fish fruit, phantom beast species, and the Eastern Dragon form devil fruit ability user, he was entrenched in On this half-destroyed house, the terrifying faucet staggered and burped, and then, under everyone's gaze, without warning——

"bump!!!!"

The huge dragon's head crashed into this shaky little house. The sailors inside didn't even have time to scream. With a loud roar of a heavy object falling to the ground, dozens of people turned into a corpse under the dragon's head. Mud beach...

Not to mention the phone bug that could call the Navy Headquarters for help was shattered to pieces without even its shell.

"Hiccup--" In the blazing fire, the big dragon who allowed his men to rob and kill wantonly belched wine, and his body slowly shrank. But in a moment, the giant oriental dragon that seemed to leap out from ancient myths He disappeared, and among the ruins of the house that was completely flattened and mixed with flesh and blood limbs, an unusually tall and burly man appeared - that was Kaido, a man who established his own family after the disbandment of the Rocks Pirates. The fierce pirate.

...Obviously a year ago he was just an unknown intern in the famous Rocks Pirates.

He pulled off a bottle of wine he was carrying with him from his waist, uncorked it, raised his head and poured wine into his mouth. Kaido looked drunk, but in fact he was very clear-headed and sat on a stone, watching with satisfaction. Looking at the sea of ​​fire in front of me, which is like purgatory on earth——

Look at this world where strength speaks, how beautiful it is.

As long as you are strong enough, you can have whatever you want.

"...meow——"

Suddenly, a shrill cat meow came from beside him. Kaido stopped drinking and lowered his eyes to look in the direction of the sound——

"Meow-" A large ginger cat was half-stuck in the rubble, just a few steps away from his feet.

"Oh yo yo -" Kaido put down the wine bottle, and with great interest, stretched out his foot to kick away the stone slab that was holding the big cat down, and let the big cat out.

"Meow--" Without the pressure of the stone slab, the cat quickly broke free from the clamp. The big ginger cat blinked its big eyes, as if it knew Kaido saved its life, and ran over affectionately. It rubbed against his feet and made a gurgling sound from its throat.

"...Little thing." Kaido, the murderer and great pirate who killed dozens of people in the past few minutes without even blinking, not only did not trample the cat into a meat pie, but instead lowered his head and stretched out his hand to knead it in a good mood. Rub the big cat’s head!

...It seems that due to the influence of his animal phantom species ability, Kaido is particularly friendly to animals.

And this is one of the reasons why he came to this town today.

"Boss!" A shout came from not far away. Kaido didn't even raise his head, letting the heavy and messy footsteps gradually approach.

The future Kaido Pirates of the Hundred Beasts, a powerful true fighting group, has not yet taken shape. At this time, Kaido's deputy is just a random pirate with a bounty of less than [-] million. I saw that pirate carrying a big gun in one hand. Packing money and treasures, holding a large knife that had cut off the lives of countless people and was dripping with blood in one hand, he walked up to his boss carelessly and said: "Brothers have already finished copying the bottom. Don't worry, there is no one left alive. There is only one person who reported the news." They didn’t even let go.”

However, the beautiful thing he thought he had done did not satisfy his boss at all——

"...I mean, don't you understand human language?" Kaido simply picked up the big cat, put it on his lap and stroked it. His tone, which sounded tolerant and careless, subtly conveyed a trace of murderous intent. The deputy was stunned and immediately thought about whether he had done something wrong.

But after thinking about it up and down, he couldn't find anything unusual in his originally small-capacity head, so he said frankly: "Boss, do you have anything to explain?"

"..." After hearing this, Kaido finally condescended to look up at him for a few seconds, but his eyes were emotionless, so that the deputy could not guess what would happen next -

Click,,

puff-

Without even uttering a whine, the big cat lying on Kaido's lap and stretching nimbly ducked to the side, just avoiding the red blood spurting out from the fracture where the head and body of the person in front of him were separated, and calmly said He climbed all the way up the strong and plump arms of the 'new owner' he had just found, and finally found a position on the shoulder of the big owner, curled up in a ball and licked his paws leisurely.

Just like humans don't care about the life or death of animals, as a cat, it doesn't care at all whether the human who suddenly died on the spot with his body missing is dead or alive.

"I've told you several times that I want to be kept alive to find out about the 'precious exotic beasts'. Damn it, do you really think that I went all the way to Beihai just to have a party and drink with Newgate and Lingling?" He just cut off the head of the person. The fallen claws were not stained with blood, and they slowly turned back into human hands. Kaido stood up with the big ginger cat on his shoulders that suddenly clung to him, and casually kicked the claws that were there just a few seconds ago. Breathing, watching his body dismembered and executed with no eyes open, he kicked his head far away and strode down the hillside.

The North Sea is rich in rare species. He couldn't make this trip in vain. He had to catch a few rare beasts that he had never seen before and had fighting ability to play with.

After all, forming an army composed of phantom beast ability users has been his most motivating idea recently.

Ah...this boring world, let's have some excitement like war...

His mind was filled with crazy and terrifying thoughts. As dawn broke, the sparse morning light fell on this town that had been devastated and destroyed overnight. It seemed that the leisurely man had a bird in his pocket and a baby on his shoulder. Cat's tall and strong men are particularly scary... Kaido walked into this dead city. Seeing him, many of the boys around him hurriedly gathered around with a lot of trophies. He glanced at it casually, and sure enough, there was no one alive, and all the trophies were all gone. They are treasures and dead things.

"...The cleaning was too clean, tsk." Kaido's expression was not very good. Naturally, the people around him did not dare to ask. Their leader captain was not someone to be trifled with. He would be thrown away if he was not careful. There are too many crew members feeding sharks, and no one wants to get into trouble.

There is no hope of finding information on rare beasts in this city.

The sky was getting brighter, Kaido raised his eyes and looked around, raised his finger in the direction, and ordered: "Go over there, Newgate is said to have landed in the city over there, let's go see what that guy has first. Let’s explain.”

"Yes! Captain!" All the pirates responded one after another and immediately responded to the call to pack the loot and transport it to the ship in preparation for heading to the next town.

At this time, no one knew that in the random direction their captain pointed, there was actually such a creature that fit the description of a 'treasure and exotic beast' hiding in the town...

One, covered in golden fur, with long pointed ears and a big lightning-shaped tail, is fat and soft...Pikachu.

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"...Well, than...Bika..." The dazzling light penetrated through the gap in the curtains and fell right on the face of the big yellow mouse who was sleeping drowsily on the pillow with the little blond boy. It took a few minutes to wake up Pikachu, who was sleeping relatively lightly.

"..." The chubby big yellow mouse got up from the pillow shaking his big head, sitting on the pillow in a daze with his messy hair, half-lidded sleepy eyes staring at the sleeping man. The little boy is lost in thought...

Who am I, where am I, who is this...

……

…………

Oh, it's dawn.

It took a long time to get up and calm down. The big yellow rat, your old lady who was so punished by the system that she couldn't even maintain her human form, yawned and rubbed her big fat face, and spread her four paws and stuck out her butt. Stretching out on the bed, I finally cleared the drowsy thoughts from my mind.

【Ding ding ding~Good morning, madam~】

Suddenly the voice of A5 sounded in my head, and my phone vibrated. I was startled and quickly took out the phone that was under the pillow!

[Wow, don’t startle me by talking suddenly!Turn off the vibrate of your cell phone. Don't wake Rosinandi up if he's still sleeping! 】While I was talking to A5 in my mind, I pulled the quilt that had been kicked away by Rosinandi and covered the child again. Then I gently got off the bed and walked to the living room.

It's only a little before eight in the morning. It's still early. Let the child sleep a little longer.

[In other words, you have been searching all night to find out if there are any other functions that can be used. 】I carried my phone out of the bedroom and came to the living room. I jumped on the sofa and lay down on my stomach. Then I started tapping the phone——

Well, affected by system punishment, I can't even extract daily tasks now, let alone redeem rewards. Hey...

A5: [Yes, yes, I have found some functions that may come in handy~]

As soon as the little idiot A5 finished speaking, a window popped up on the screen of the mobile phone, which said the surviving functions that could still be used normally after most of the system's functions were paralyzed——

The fat, round big yellow mouse had a serious expression on its soft and cute little face that was completely inconsistent with its cute appearance. He sat up, holding his mobile phone and reading the text carefully. After looking around, the seriousness on his face did not dissipate. On the contrary, it is even thicker...

"Bika... (Oh my god, this is the rhythm of killing everything)" I sighed longly. Looking at those few small functions, I just felt a pain in my forehead.

Available system functions besides punishment:

1. Translation function - automatically translate languages ​​of various countries (Yes, but Pikachu does not belong to the human language system, so I can understand people speaking but people cannot understand Pikachu speaking, beautiful.)

2. The system's intelligent AI customer service function - the numbered A5 intelligent customer service is ready to serve the host (yes, but this AI is also restricted by the main system and cannot call various functions, hey...)

3. Penguin group chat function and reward function - a gift from the sky (yes, and it seems that I can only live on this recently, please support me)

Then, after these three short paragraphs...

It's gone.

[So you were lonely all night? ?Didn't you just tell me you found some features that might help? ? 】I immediately wanted to pull A5 out of the sea of ​​consciousness and beat him up.

[Ma'am, don't worry, oops~] The little A5 idiot wagged its tail at me in a flattering manner, then avoided the phone and directly projected a bunch of information into my consciousness——

A5: [The punishment mechanism of System Dad is too strict. It’s hard for people to find a few loopholes. Look, madam~]

A piece of information quickly flashed through my mind. After digesting it silently, I probably had some confidence - the little idiot A5 can do it. He has learned to exploit loopholes and worked hard to apply bug patches through the system's self-healing.

Among the countless patches applied to the A5, I actually found a few more practical functions:

1. The available skills for Pikachu in Punishment Mode are limited to 'Flash of Lightning'. After the patch repair, an additional attack skill 'One Hundred Thousand Volts' is unlocked.

2. The emergency armed defense system that has been shut down in punishment mode has been changed to be passively triggered once after patch repair. The triggering condition is that the life safety of the host is threatened.

3. The daily random task reward mechanism that cannot be used in the punishment mode has been changed to a compensatory lottery after the patch repair, and the rewards are randomly drawn.

[Well done, little idiot! ] Big Yellow Mouse's face was full of pain and Qiu Shen finally relaxed a little. I breathed a long sigh of relief and silently turned off the phone screen: [Very good, now I'm a little bit weak, at worst, I can trigger the armed defense system to cause a big fight. . 】

A5: [Ma'am, don't talk nonsense. You will use life-saving armed defense mode or something. This is the last resort. 】

Of course I know this is a bad idea. Who doesn’t want to live smoothly every day?

But you have to prepare for the worst.

The chubby big yellow mouse looked left and right, and suddenly spotted a small bag for holding candies on the coffee table. He immediately jumped on the table, grabbed the small bag, and poured the candies in the bag upside down. I cleaned it, then stuffed the phone into it, and then slightly modified the way to tie the four ribbons to collect the bag, and dang~a small mobile phone storage bag was ready~

I stretched out my arms to put the small backpack on my back, felt it, and found it fit perfectly!This is very nice.

Well, I can take my wealth and life with me.

Standing on the coffee table, I organized my thoughts in my mind again, and after deciding on the next action plan, I took a deep breath——

Okay, let's go and wake the child up.

There is no time to waste.

The chubby big yellow mouse ran all the way into the bedroom carrying a small backpack converted from a candy bag to wake up the child. At this time, I had just gained a little confidence in the ability to protect myself, but I didn’t know yet. All the plans in my heart will be wiped out by an upcoming pirate attack——

I didn't know that the danger was coming, but when I saw the cute little Rosinandi yawning on the pillow while rubbing his eyes in a daze, I laughed so hard that the whole background was covered with little flowers!

Oops, my kid is so cute, right? Bika Bika~~