[One Piece] Hello, Single Dog Warring States Marshal!

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………sound…………

[Theworldputsoffitsmaskofvastnesstoitslover.Itbecomes\mallasonesong,asonekissoftheeternal.]

This is……

A sound I have never heard before...

[Itisthetearsoftheearththatkeepers\milesinbloom.]

Who……?

That voice that keeps talking...who is it?

[Themightydesertisburningfortheloveofabladeofgrasswhoshakesherheadandlaughsandfliesaway.]

Do I know you?

you…………

who is it…………

"Ugh..."

"If you shed tears when you miss the sun, you also miss the... stars."

A short, faint sound caused me to pause my endless reading.I closed the reading software and got closer to the man who was lying on the hospital bed tied up, his body covered with bandages and several infusion tubes inserted.He seemed to have made some movement just now. When I got closer to him, I found that his brows were frowning tightly and the eyes under his eyelids began to move, as if he was struggling to wake up.

Oh, it seems like he is regaining consciousness.

I put away my phone, pressed the call bell on the bedside, then pulled up a chair and sat quietly beside his bed.

But I didn't wait until he was fully awake and opened his eyes to look at me. After a while, doctors and nurses swarmed in and squeezed me to the outside.I watched them busy for a while, and the hospital bed in the Warring States period was completely surrounded, so I didn't join in the fun and stood quietly aside, waiting for them to finish.

I couldn't hear the messy conversations of the doctors and nurses clearly. I tried to identify what they were saying, but found that their local language seemed not to be English, but Japanese. I could still understand English roughly, but Japanese was far behind. Some of the daily conversations, others I really couldn't understand at all.

Just forget it if you don’t understand.

They quietly served as the background wall for my family members. It was not until the medical staff finished their work and turned to me to explain some matters related to my condition and monitoring that the crowd slowly dispersed.I sorted out the new payment form, and while flipping through the medical records, I walked back to the chair next to Zeng Guo's bed and sat down. I accidentally glanced at my phone and saw that it was past eleven o'clock in the middle of the night.

Wow, that’s it…

I frowned unconsciously, and a lot of things were crowded together in my mind, such as the daily tasks that had not been completed, such as the bills in my hand that needed to be paid urgently, such as...

"Oops, I didn't go to apply for hospital care during the day, and now I don't know if I can still get a bed..." I was bored, and I accidentally blurted out what I was thinking about.

I pursed my lips and planned to get up and go out to the nurse's station to ask about the beds. Otherwise, I would have to sit on the chair all night and suffer the same consequences...

However, before my butt had even left the chair, an unexpected voice stopped my movement:

"...Every single room should have a sofa bed, you can look around."

"??!!!"

A hoarse male voice with unidentifiable pronunciation came from the hospital bed. I was startled and quickly turned my head to look over!

The tall sailor who was lying unconscious on the hospital bed was looking straight at me. The oxygen mask covered his mouth and nose, making his words unclear.Seeing that I was a little frightened, he frowned subconsciously, as if he wanted to say something, but suddenly he took a breath and showed pain on his face.

It must be involved in the injury!This guy!

I quickly stuffed my hands full of receipts and medical records into my bag, and rushed over eagerly. I was about to do something to relieve his pain, but I found that this guy was wrapped tightly and had tubes inserted all over his body. There is no good land, so let me start from scratch.

I had no choice but to carefully touch his bandaged forehead and whisper softly: "Easy, easy...It'sgannabefine...takeabreath."

This wave of pain was quite painful for Warring States. When he finally recovered, his originally pale complexion had already turned gray.But even though it hurt like this, the tall and strong naval vice admiral didn't say a word, gritting his teeth and resisting.

Seeing his appearance, I silently retracted my hand that reached out to ring the alarm bell.

Well, you don’t have to ask to know that this guy definitely doesn’t want the doctor to continue giving him maca (analgesic).

This time, I finally saw the appearance of these 'tough guys' in Oda's works. They relied on their will to carry even serious injuries that cost half their lives...

I see Seng Guo's persistence in my eyes. Before, I was planning how I would scold him and collect debts from him when he wakes up. But now... my stomach is full of gas, like a punctured balloon that suddenly deflates. Dissipated completely.

Facing Sengoku with this appearance, I really...can't even scold MMP anymore.

Hey…………

With a long sigh, I pulled the chair very close to the bed, and then sat down.

I sat in silence, without speaking, waiting for Sengoku to get over it on his own.

About 20 minutes later, when I was feeling a little drowsy and starting to feel sleepy, the sailor who had suffered for almost half an hour just by saying a word made another move.

Warring States moved his fingers, as if he wanted to lift off the respirator covering his mouth and nose. I was frightened and stopped him quickly: "Don't take it off! You need this! (Don't take it off, brother, you don't want to live anymore) )"

However, it was of no use. The stubborn guy insisted on taking off the respirator, and I didn't dare to really stop him. I had no choice but to follow his wishes and carefully remove the respirator.Sure enough, as soon as this guy came into contact with the air in the ward, his fragile throat was irritated. He coughed heartbreakingly, and then it was involved in the injury on his body. The pain made him turn pale again!

I watched speechlessly as he insisted on seeking death but refused to listen. I was really helpless to a certain extent.

Damn, is this really 'Buddha's Warring States'?That naval marshal Sengoku himself, who was both good at business and conduct himself and was steady and smooth enough? ? ?

Why do I smell the smell of a stupid young fool...

My eyelids twitched in response to the situation. Looking at the injured patient who was gasping for air and grinning in pain but refusing to make a sound, I instinctively felt a feeling of impending disaster in my heart.

This Warring States Period looks a bit too young.

Shouldn't...

Holding back the screams of "Fuck you, don't do it", I poured a glass of warm water and walked to the bedside to sit down. I helped the injured man who was already half-death and carefully fed him to drink half a glass of warm water. Qing Hui's complexion seemed to warm up a little.

"Thanks..." After drinking some water, Seng Guo's voice seemed to be better. Although his voice was much younger, the unique magnetism in the timbre still existed. This time he spoke, and I was finally able to understand the person in front of me. The young version of the Warring States Lieutenant General faced off against the Warring States Marshal who stood majestically on the execution platform in his memory and stood alone against all others.

Well, it’s me, I’m not mistaken.

But at this time, I didn't notice that the mobile phone in my coat pocket vibrated weakly...

Knowing that he couldn't talk much and not wanting to see him show off, I just smiled and didn't answer.

Putting the cup he drank from aside, Seng Guo seemed to want to say something more, so I quickly tucked him into the quilt and made a hissing gesture towards him.

The young officer, who was seriously injured, pursed his lips. Seeing my persistence, he stopped resisting and just allowed me to do whatever I wanted.I carefully smoothed out the syringe tubes stuck on the back of his hands, arms, and even chest. I took out his hands and placed them on the armrests of the hospital bed. I pulled up the quilt to cover him. He couldn't even put on a hospital gown. The bandaged chest was carefully checked to see if any of the bottles of hanging needles had bottomed out... After working for a while to make sure that everything was functioning normally, I felt relieved.

Warring States had been drowsily watching me doing this and that. When I finally stopped, he wanted to talk to me: "Who are..."

Gollum—

Before he could finish his words, an embarrassing sound from his stomach interrupted his own words.

"..." He closed his eyes in embarrassment and annoyance, with a tangled expression.

But I wanted to laugh a little.

puff……

It's kind of... cute, this guy.

I smiled at him pretending to understand and said: "Would you like ha\\vediner before you asking some questions? (Would you like to have dinner before you ask questions?)"

Warring States (looking embarrassed): "..."

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Ten minutes later, I walked in with the patient meal provided by the hospital.

The moment he saw the food, I was pretty sure that Sengoku's eyes suddenly glowed green.

.........Looks like I'm really hungry.

I recalled the bold eating postures of the men in the OP and their stomachs that seemed to lead to another dimension... I propped up the small table on the hospital bed and consciously put my share of dinner and his share together, while eating Warring States fed him with a big spoonful of food with longing eyes. He picked up the landline phone on the bedside and called the front desk, asking the nurse on duty to bring me another meal for five people... [-]

Seeing how Seng Guo was so hungry and eating so much, I sighed and planned to make a very important note in my mind -

[If you want to raise a marine, be sure to set aside about ten times more food expenses for him than yourself. ]

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However, I still underestimated Sengoku's appetite.

Most of the meals prepared for seriously injured patients in hospitals are soft or liquid. Warring States ate so hard that he even ate dinner for ten people (including my own) in one go!

The handyman aunt who came to clear the dishes looked at me like a monster, silently packed up a pile of plates, and left quickly.

.........I feel like I'm being looked at as a monster, but I obviously didn't eat a single bite, all I ate while lying on the bed! !

I don’t know how many times I let out a long sigh, so I just ate some chocolate that traveled with me, which was considered a dinner.Warring States had eaten and drank enough, and his face looked much better. After he drank a whole pot of tea, he was able to sit up with his own strength, and began to unplug and plug in his penis impatiently. Those miscellaneous needles, detection wires and other things on hand!I was dumbfounded!There was no time to stop it!

Damn it, can OP’s person be cured of all his illnesses just by eating one meal? ? ?

Even if Luffy's protagonist's aura is weak and has a strong physique, even in Sengoku, is it more effective to eat than to undergo surgery? ? ? ! ! !

Maintaining a look of 'Oh my god, you were so fucking injured before, was it just an act?' ? With an expression of shock mixed with suspicion, I watched in bewilderment as the tall sailor, who used to feel like he was burning his life even speaking a word and who was about to belch at any moment, simply tore off the IV tube with one hand, broke the plaster with one hand, and jumped He stood up with a stumbling motion, and even tried to check his own functions, kicking his arms and legs deeply...

I...feel that my fragile three-dimensional common sense and understanding of the world are rapidly collapsing.Specifically, he watched helplessly as the tall sailor in front of him, who was injured and almost expired half an hour ago, was lying on the bed dying. He only had to eat a big meal. Damn it, he could remove the plaster and tear off the bandage by himself. ? ? ! ! ! !

What the hell kind of world is this? ? ! ! ! ! !Is it really true that human common sense no longer works here? ? ! ! !

Lord Oda! !Please give me a basic knowledge of the OP world before you publish this movie version or the setting art book, Oda-sama! !

Is this world trying to force normal people to death? ? ! ! !