[One Piece] Hello, Single Dog Warring States Marshal!

Me: "Well...it looks like this..."

The black-haired officer pushed up the black-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose unaccustomedly, and waited inexplicably uneasily for the person in front of him to express his opinion with half-closed eyes.

"...Very good, your character is complete." I gave him a thumbs up seriously, grinned and said, "Congratulations on your body finally returning to its original position! Be a good person in the future, Mr. Warring States Period. !”

"... I don't understand what you are talking about at all, but you are definitely not praising me." Seng Guo twitched the corners of his mouth with a black line on his face, raised two fingers and pointed at my forehead with strong resentment. After two clicks, he finally vented his anger.

"Hey -" I covered my forehead and took two steps back, accusingly raising my fist to hit him: "It hurts -"

Sengoku stood still and took away my strength with just one finger on my fist.

Me: If you don’t believe in evil, beat me from another angle.

Warring States Period: Click and hold, but I didn’t hit it.

Me: Hit again!

Warring States: Click again!

Me: ...Storm Hammer! ! ! !

Warring States Period: Be more furious! ! ! !

……

…………

Me: Hoo, ho, ho... Damn it, I can't hammer it.

Sengoku: Won.

A5: [………………Are you two expensive this year? 】

-

I stretched out my limbs on the soft big bed and took a long stretch, feeling a little groggy...

The sound of the shower came from the bathroom, where Seng Guo was taking a shower.

I stared at the pair of black-framed round glasses on the bedside table with blurry eyes, a little lost...

The Warring States Period is gradually moving towards the predetermined future in the book... When he put on his glasses, it was the first time that I felt this fact so directly.

And in the future he has set, there will be no me...

"..." I subconsciously grabbed the sheets. I can't describe the almost suffocating feeling that surged into my throat at this moment. It made me irritated, uneasy, and made me...

Guilt.

[...Mrs....] A5 has always been connected to my soul. After a long silence, she still spoke out: [Mrs., please stop thinking about those things. Why don't you... play with your phone?System Dad has unlocked several new features for you!In case you haven’t noticed, you can already use the group chat feature!You can also activate the special skill of 'gifts falling from the sky'!Go check it out! 】

"...Group chat function? A gift falling from the sky?" I was excited and finally gained some energy.

Little idiot, the group chat function... does it mean that I can send messages in the group of wives?Can other people see it?

[Only wives like you who have reached 80% of the main quest progress can see and send messages~ As far as I know, there is already a wife who has unlocked the group chat function like you~]

"!!!" Someone can be contacted! ! !

This time I was really excited.

Enduring the dull pain in my lower abdomen, I quickly reached for the phone placed next to the pillow and eagerly pressed the fingerprint lock——

Click on the familiar QQ group chat interface. The Q group with the group name "Caring for Navy Single Dog Wives Group" still has the familiar IDs, but what is different from the past is...

My fingers were trembling slightly, and I even typed a simple word incorrectly several times... I clicked the [Send] button——

ding ding-

SUI years old: "Is there anyone in #狗头#?"

In the blank group chat space, the message I just sent suddenly appeared.

Really...you can send messages! ! !

Just now A5 said that someone also unlocked the group...

ding ding-

The phone made a familiar message notification sound, and I stared at the screen blankly——

Burnt cat meat with bamboo shoots: "Yes!! I'm old!!"

"Bamboo shoots!!!!!!" I almost cried with joy! ! ! ! !

Got in touch! !Really connected! ! !

SUI years old: "Fuck!!!!!!"

Bamboo Shoots and Burnt Cat Meat: "This group can finally send messages!!"

SUI years old: "Bamboo shoots!!! You're still alive!!! #movingtocry#"

SUI years old: "Damn, I can finally talk to you!!"

SUI years old: "#狗头blastcry#"

Burnt cat meat with bamboo shoots: "Cao has a lot to say, but now he is speechless and choked..."

I feel the same! ! ! !

SUI years old: "There are too many to say, sister, you have worked hard!"

Bamboo Shoots and Burnt Cat Meat: "You've worked hard too!!"

Bamboo Shoots and Burnt Cat Meat: "We'll just wait for the others!!"

SUI years old: "The others...are you the only one?"

Bamboo Shoots and Burnt Cat Meat: "No one has responded... maybe not yet?"

Bamboo Shoots and Burnt Cat Meat: "I just need to ring the bell..."

SUI years old: "…………"

Cao, Laosun’s procrastination is actually the fastest among us? ?It’s so sci-fi realistic.

SUI years old: "I still have time to reach Marineland and ring the bell. But I will arrive in Marineland in two or three days."

Burnt cat meat with bamboo shoots: "I'm in Marineland, I just got off the warship #狗头#"

Sui Sui: "What!! Pinru, you are actually on a warship!!"

I was shocked: "Awesome... this guy's wall-mounted property is still working after time travel..."

Bamboo Shoots and Burnt Cat Meat: "Actually not...but I've been there before. The treatment is good! The cafeteria is delicious!"

"..." I was blinded for a second.

Are treatment and canteen the key points? ? ?Yeah? ? ? ?

SUI years old: "Wake up."

SUI years old: "Whether the cafeteria is delicious or not is not the important thing...I am more concerned about...hehehe~~~"

SUI years old: "Have you finished your play? #狗头#"

We are all adults, so we should speak in an adult way.

That's the point, okay?

However, I underestimated Laosun’s profound Tai Chi skills...

Bamboo Shoots and Burnt Cat Meat: "I'm also very concerned...hehehe~~"

SUI years old: "Gunara, the God of Darkness rebounds, you speak first."

Bamboo Shoots and Burnt Cat Meat: "No, you first"

Burnt cat meat with bamboo shoots: "Period"

SUI Sui: "I suppress it with the authority of the group leader, you speak first (slaps on the table). [-]

Bamboo Shoots and Burnt Cat Meat: "As an administrator... I'm not big enough."

Roasted cat meat with bamboo shoots: "Of course the flag is completed, otherwise the progress will not reach 80% #菜的安安#"

SUI years old: "Oh~~~~~~~#MarmotScream#"

I couldn't control the corners of my mouth rising crazily, and I didn't even notice that I was giving the standard aunt smile——

.........And I didn't notice when the shower sound in the bathroom stopped.

Bamboo Shoots and Burnt Cat Meat: "You must have... finished unzipping your pants, right?"

SUI years old: "Both each other ~ #眼Crazycue#"

SUI years old: "Delicious (thumbs up)"

Bamboo shoots and burned cat meat: "Just asking how many times have you done this?"

SUI years old: "Guarantee with your head, more than once."

".........Zip your pants? More than once??"

"Whoa!!!!"

A low, familiar male voice suddenly came from behind, which scared me so much that I almost jumped up on the spot! !Fortunately, the person behind me stretched out his wet hands to hold my shoulders, otherwise the back of my head would have broken the bridge of his nose! ! !

"Are you so excited..." Warring States, who was still wet after taking a shower and only wore a towel around his waist, raised his fingers, tapped the back of my head helplessly, and simply sat down next to me: "Are you talking to me? Send messages to people? I seem to have heard you say that you can’t contact your companions?”

"You scared me to death..." I was still confused. I pushed him complainingly and continued typing while holding my phone. I replied: "My main mission has been completed at 80%. I just finished it." After unlocking the chat function, I finally got in touch with one of my companions..."

"That's it...then don't you want to thank me?~" Warring States took a towel and wiped his hair. His black hair, which had always been fluffy all year round, was hanging moistly on the side of his face. He just casually plucked it back with his hands. Revealing his smooth and plump forehead: "But you finally connected with your companions, which is a good thing."

Water droplets fell along the tips of his hair and fell on the screen of my mobile phone. I was stunned, and suddenly I sat up with my body propped up. I raised my mobile phone and took a picture of Seng Guo who had just put on his bathrobe and was still wiping his hair. According to--

Warring States: "???"

Me: "Rub yours, it's okay."

SUI Sui: "(SUI Sui sent a picture)"

SUI years old: "Look, a young Sengoku bitch."

SUI years old: "It looks good~~"

Warring States came over to look at my mobile phone screen: "Hey... send my photos to your friends."

I blushed inexplicably, and quickly stretched out my hand to push his big face away, baring my teeth at him: "Go away, go away, don't show me ah ah ah -"

Warring States looked at me with a face full of teasing, and his eyes were full of smiles: "Oh——"

He obediently moved away a little distance and continued wiping his hair, then suddenly turned his head and said, "Also, can you stop calling me a bitch? I don't think I'm a bitch..."

I was typing with my hands, and without looking up, I said, "You often call me a silly dog, but I don't even say anything. You are just talking nonsense."

Warring States choked, thought about it, and thought it made sense, so he could only move aside to wipe his hair with his head full of black lines.

So what are they?Canine couple? ?

Warring States suddenly wanted to look up to the sky and scream - what the hell is this? ?If you leave a good person alone and don't do it, why do you keep burying the other person into a canine? ? ? ?

After thinking about it, Warring States felt that it was necessary to identify his girlfriend and prove that her race was absolutely not related to a creature like a 'dog'——

Warring States turned his head and said calmly: "Irene, call out."

I didn’t even look back: “Woof.”

Warring States: "..."

...... Silly dog ​​is correct, the identification is completed.

However, I was completely too lazy to pay attention to him, and just continued typing on the keyboard with my long-lost friend:

Bamboo Shoots and Burnt Cat Meat: "Hmm... He is much younger than the current Marshal of the Warring States Period."

Burnt cat meat with bamboo shoots: "It's not that cool... #狗头#"

SUI years old: "Hey...Ghost Spider has already taken you to see the Warring States Period?"

SUI years old: "Damn it, are you two going to apply for marriage?!"

Bamboo Shoots and Burnt Cat Meat: "...No, how is that possible!"

SUI years old: "...No, you are now...Sengoku must be quite old, right?"

Burnt cat meat with bamboo shoots: "Oh, this is Haiyuan calendar year 1517."

The year is 1517...I am now in 1472, which means that Lao Sun is in the future 45 years from now.

Haiyuan calendar year 1517... 45 years later...

Thinking of this, my whole body froze suddenly, and I subconsciously glanced at Seng Guo, who was standing next to the bedside table, wiping his hair and pouring a glass of water and drinking... He noticed my gaze, raised his eyebrows at me and asked me, "What's going on?" A questioning look.

For some reason, I almost instinctively... avoided his sight.

The fingertips trembled slightly, and the sentence he entered was repeatedly deleted, and in the end, only one short word came out——

SUI years old: "He..."

Bamboo Shoots and Burnt Cat Meat: "No need to explain, I understand. Just wait and I'll ask."

Me: "......No, what do you understand?"

Zhenguo listened to my ramble and glanced at me doubtfully. I caught his gaze and waved my hand towards him as if to walk away without looking at him. This successfully made the old bitch frown again.

Why is it so mysterious...

After a while, Lao Bamboo left and came back——

Burning scraped cat meat with bamboo shoots: "I asked. According to information, the marshal does not have a woman at home, and he does not play outside."

Me: "………………………………" Did you ask this? Lao Sun's brain circuit is getting more and more strange.

SUI years old: "He is already 74 years old at your time, why do you still need to ask about such things? And who are you asking about??!! The gossip about the marshal. He is not afraid of being pressed to the ground and rubbed by the Golden Buddha!!!"

Bamboo Shoots and Burnt Cat Meat: "Answer to question [-]: A woman's instinct. Answer to question [-]: Who else can I ask, the ghost spider. Answer to question [-]: The marshal is very busy and there is almost no gossip to stir up, so he is not afraid. "

SUI years old: "…………………………………… Then I thank you. Although I am not happy after hearing this."

Roasted cat meat with bamboo shoots: "O98K~"

SUI years old: "#collapse#"

“………… Bamboo shoots, you are good at the attributes such as goods.” I smacked my mouth speechlessly, and suddenly I wanted to know how Bamboo shoots and Ghost Spider get along.

I started to get curious, really, about how this kind of out-of-the-box and trouble-making woman managed to teach that violent lieutenant general who had such a devilish aura.

Maybe it was because we had been out of contact for too long, or maybe the two women couldn't stop talking about the same scene. We chatted for a long time, ranging from our respective experiences during this period to the really painful things about our partners. Damn it, I was so selfless talking about it.

Mr. Sengoku, who has been left aside for a long time and cannot even win back his girlfriend's attention by showing off his chest and abdominal muscles, said that his biggest stumbling block on the road to a harmonious life in X is besides the relatives who the woman visits once a month. A new opponent has been added - 'Bestie'.

Warring States curled his lips, crawled onto the bed full of resentment, put his arm around his girlfriend's soft waist, angrily pulled up the quilt, closed his eyes and fell asleep first.

It wasn't until the clock kept ticking until it was almost [-]:[-] that I realized it was almost system maintenance time.I was just about to tell Warring States it's bedtime, but when I turned around, I saw my boyfriend holding my waist loosely with one arm, already deeply asleep, with his chest rising and falling regularly.

".........I fell asleep." My whole heart felt soft in an instant.I reached out my hand and gently touched his brow, which was frowning slightly even in his sleep. The warm touch from my fingertips was like a warm current, flowing along the blood vessels and into the heart...

Suddenly, something flashed through my mind...

I picked up my phone and continued typing——

SUI years old: "Bamboo shoots."

SUI years old: "Have you ever thought about..."

His fingertips paused slightly, and then he continued typing as if he had made up his mind -

SUI years old: "...how to say goodbye to him."

Time is limited, and there will always be a day when we and our respective CPs are separated.

At that time, what should I do...

When I asked her, I was also asking myself——

"How should I say goodbye to him when the January period is up?"