[One Piece] Hello, Single Dog Warring States Marshal!
Chapter 55 Chapter 51
"jingle--"
The crisp sound of the bell sounded as I pushed open the slightly heavy solid wood door of this family-style hotel called 'SKYHOME'. A warm breath rushed towards me. I sighed comfortably and couldn't wait to walk into the warmth. indoors.
"Hello guest, what do you need?" A young girl with warm ginger red hair and a bob hairstyle came out of the room with a smile to greet me. I turned to look at her after hearing the sound. When we met face to face, I thought this girl looked familiar...
However, before I could think of it, the girl with ginger hair immediately shouted in surprise: "Miss Eileen?!"
"...Ah." I was stunned and saw the girl rushing over excitedly and grabbing my hand. The expression on her face was a mixture of surprise, surprise and... gratitude? ?
what.
An idea flashed in my mind, and I suddenly remembered who this girl was.
"Teacher Reina?" My voice also sounded surprised.The young kindergarten teacher with ginger-red bob hair nodded excitedly. I held my hand and suddenly burst into tears.
"Mr. Jerry took us to a safe place and then carried you on his back in a small boat and left. You were still unconscious when he took you away. Everyone was worried about you. It's great to see that you are okay now!!" Reina was more emotional, and after a while her eyes began to fill with tears. As soon as she blinked, they fell down, making my scalp numb.
Yabai, I'm crying no matter how hard I say it...
"Don't cry yet. It's okay. I'm fine. You... eh, don't cry..." I can't bear to see people cry, especially such a kind-hearted and lovely girl who almost died trying to save the children. She cried so hard that my claws suddenly became numb and I could only clumsily pull on my sleeve to wipe her tears.
Lena: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Me: "Well, you also saved us two. Isn't it great that everyone is fine? Hey, don't cry, don't cry..."
Rena: "Thank you, you are really good people, woo woo -"
Me: "...if I say 'you're welcome', will you stop crying?"
Reina: "Wow ah ah ah -"
Me: "...it doesn't seem possible."
Just when I was about to drown in Rena's tears, someone finally came down from upstairs.
"Rena?" A tall middle-aged man who looked older but still energetic walked down from the second floor. He also wore a dark apron around his waist. He looked like he was working, but he suddenly When I saw Reina holding my hand and crying, her eyes immediately changed when she looked at me.
Suddenly a chill ran up my back, and my whole body froze.
Damn it, I feel the murderous intent.
No joke, I got goosebumps on my arms. It was really a...horrible feeling of being watched.
Reina let out a loud sob, turned to the tall man and shouted with laughter and tears: "Dad! This is Miss Irene who saved me and everyone in the kindergarten! Thanks to her and her My husband, Mr. Jerry, it was only through this that all of us on the ship were able to escape from the pirates!"
"Oh -" After hearing this, the man's expression gradually softened, and the biting cold air surrounding me also dissipated. He nodded to me kindly: "So this is the same person who fished you out of the sea that day. Hello, my savior, I am Reina’s father Hall, thank you very much for saving my daughter.”
I was so frightened when I saw that man's murderous aura quickly changing his face, I could only twitch my lips in embarrassment: "Uh... blah blah blah, it was the kindergarteners who saved us first, so we can repay the kindness." ...it's over..."
"Hahaha, that's it." Reina's father smiled cheerfully and came down the stairs. He naturally bent over and took the big and small bags from my hand, and said to Reina: "Hurry up. Miss Eileen, please lead us up, the guest room has been tidied up."
Then he turned his head and smiled at me: "You must be the guest who just booked a single room. You must have been hard on your journey if you booked a room so late."
Reina took my hand and ran upstairs excitedly. At least she finally stopped crying: "Yes, yes, you must be tired at this late hour. Come into the room and rest quickly. Are you hungry? I'll give it to you." Want to make some late-night snacks? Dad, Dad! Make Miss Irene a cup of 'Angel's Breath'! That drink is very good at helping you sleep. Miss Irene, you will definitely have a good sleep after drinking it!"
"Uh... I don't need to since it's so late..." I just felt the terrifying murderous aura of Reina's father, how could I dare to treat this person as an ordinary person? !When Reina called her father to do something, I instinctively wanted to refuse.
Could your father have poisoned my drink? ! !
People in this world are so scary! ! !
-
In short, after a lot of trouble, after I took a fragrant and warm bath, I still had a milky white drink mixed with grape purple milk foam on my bedside table.
"...How do I remember that I locked the door just now?" I looked at the drink that must have been put in while I was taking a shower with a dark look on my face. When I thought about the male owner of this hotel, there were about a hundred people. The fact that he opened the door to my room in such a way made the corners of his mouth twitch.
If he wanted to kill me, he would probably open my door to me, and there would be at least a hundred secret and unknown ways to silence him.
Thinking about this, I couldn't help but sigh.
Well, at least I saved his daughter. He shouldn't do any real harm to me during my stay here...
but……
When I thought back to the actual cold murderous aura just now, I couldn't help but shudder - it was already protected by the A5's protective shield that was activated immediately. I didn't dare to think what if I was completely in a situation like this. The state of being unprotected…
.........The OP world is really a crouching tiger, hidden dragon.
Warring States, I miss you.
I flattened my mouth and wiped my hair that was still dripping. I leaned over and climbed into the comfortable bed that could sleep two or three people. I felt the comfortable and refreshing touch of the pure cotton sheets and the dry smell with a masculine smell. , I sighed contentedly...
"Ah...that's great..."
Finally slept in a comfortable guest room...
Looking back, except for the first day in the OP world, I seem to have never slept in such a comfortable and clean environment.I slept in a standard cabin that was narrow and hard on the ship. The room I slept in in Huajie was not very comfortable and noisy. I could even hear the screams and bed noises from next door in the middle of the night... Fortunately, I had a fever those days. Even if I wake up, I can fall asleep again quickly, otherwise I would have to lie on the sofa all night counting sheep like Sengoku did.
After burying myself in the soft and comfortable bed and rolling over a few times, I looked up at the clock in the room - it would be midnight in less than 5 minutes.
Then I can still play with my phone for a while.
There have been too many things going on in the past few days, and a lot of system notifications have accumulated on my phone without looking at it. I sat up, took out the phone under the pillow with one hand, and took a sip of the drink on the bedside table with the other hand.
If you don't drink it, it's for nothing. For the sake of his daughter, he can't poison me to death.
Um?It's a bit delicious...the entrance is full of mellow milky aroma, and then...the puree of passion fruit and mango sinks to the bottom of the cup, great!
The grape purple milk foam tastes like red wine!Damn it!These flavors go so well together! !
Delicious! ! ! !
Mr. Boss is such a nice guy! ! ! ! !
……
…………
So it's not without reason that Sengoku is so worried about me.
Beauty and food can easily confuse my mind. Maybe after I finish drinking a drink, I will classify the dangerous person who was murderous towards me a moment ago as a "warm man who is considerate, kind and good at craftsmanship". I would like to marry something like that...
(Warring States: ...huh? Why do I suddenly feel a little green on my head...)
I drank happily with a straw in my mouth, and casually opened QQ, which already had 99+ new messages, and then, a crazy "ding ding ding——" system prompt sounded!One notification pop-up window after another made me dizzy...
Don't be in a hurry, don't be in a hurry, just do it one by one. If you can't finish it, you can read it tomorrow...
I leisurely leaned into the soft bedside pillows, half-squinting my eyes and scrolling through messages one by one——
Well, the daily tasks are completed and the rewards are notified.
Daily random lottery opportunities have been exchanged for special items. "Otherwise, where did those gadgets I gave Sengoku just come from?" Success notification.
Armed defense system update and upgrade completion notification.
Task panel update notification...eh?Can you check the character's favorability in the task panel? !
This is so novel!
I quickly clicked into the task panel and found that my personal main panel had changed a lot.The first is the main task. The main task of being actively kissed shows that it has been completed, and the condolence task has also begun to have a percentage, and now it is 20% complete!
Um?How is this determined?
[It is judged based on the degree to which the target of the strategy opens his heart to his wife! 】
The voice of the A5 idiot suddenly sounded, and I frowned in confusion: "What? This guy has only opened 20% of his heart to me. Isn't he still very defensive about me... Well, wait a minute. ."
An idea flashed across my mind, and I suddenly remembered something: "A5, tell me honestly, were you always watching when Warring States and I were in the cabinet...!!"
[...] A5 suddenly fell into silence in confusion.
"...Haha." At this moment, I was so angry that I just wanted to twist this bastard's head off.
Probably sensing my killing intent, A5 begged for mercy with a strong desire to live: [Madam, I was wrong, don’t be angry. It happened so suddenly. They really didn’t see anything. Really, they didn’t do anything. Videotaping, recording, and writing in a diary are such shameless things. People won’t dare to do them anymore! 】
I exploded on the spot: "You also recorded it??! And wrote a diary??!!"
A5 This idiot pretended to be dead instantly.
Taking a deep breath, I tried to restrain my urge to tear the system AI apart with my hands, and then said seriously: "Hide them all, I want to see Sengoku's butt and butt when I turn around."
.........The air was momentarily quiet.
A5's voice was particularly vicissitudes of life, and his tone was full of horror: [………………Madam, otherwise why would I be your system AI (show hands)]
Yes, yes, you are the smartest. (Perfunctory
A5: […………I won’t show it to you. 】
You are so smart, I will never call you a little idiot again! (serious!
A5: [Hey hey hey~]
Food and sex, eh.
I seriously found a serious reason for the haung violence in my mind, and then continued to look at my phone.
I came here to gain favorability, where did I come from?
Oh oh oh I saw it.
I looked carefully at the newly added peach-pink progress bar, and repeatedly confirmed that the name next to it was indeed the word "Warring States", and then I began to feel uncontrollably secretly happy:
"…………How boring is this guy?"
The progress bar of Sengoku's favorability towards me is already at a high value close to 100%, and the peach pink progress bar only has one or two blank spaces left from the top. Judging from the scale, so far, Sengoku's affection towards me has reached a high value of close to 98%. The favorability score is an astonishing [-]%!
He obviously likes me very much! !
I was so happy that I hugged the pillow and twisted on the bed while making strange noises: "F*ck, f*ck, f*ck, that guy is so cute! How much effort does it take to pretend he doesn't care about me?" I'm not interested. I kissed him before and he was so scared that his head fell off hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha student's head that I really like. That old bitch is so good at pretending to be so scheming..."
A5 watched calmly, and blew a rainbow fart exaggeratedly: [Actually, before you entered the closet, he was already at the 60% crush stage. Within the next hour, madam, you will be a complete success after just one operation. Captured him, awesome! 】
"Really or not? Hehehe~" The blush on my face never went away. When I heard this, I became even more excited.
Ah, this girl's restless mood is really... so wonderful! ! ! !
I want to kiss the Warring States dog head, now, immediately! !
A5!I think……
[No, madam, you don’t want to. You two have only been separated for less than two hours. Please restrain yourself. 】
Gee.
A5 poured cold water on me, and I woke up instantly. I was in such a good mood that I could take off. I was humming a little tune while watching the favorability progress bar rolling back and forth on the bed. My IQ basically dropped completely.
A5 couldn't stand it anymore and reminded me: [Madam, we are running out of time. If you want to continue reading the message, you have to hurry up. 】
"Oh, that's right." I looked up at the clock and found that there was less than 1 minute left. I quickly sat up straight and continued to click on other messages.
However, the next message almost knocked me upside down——
[You have received four red envelope thank you messages, click to view]
Red envelope!Red envelope! ! !Is there a reply to the red envelope I sent? ! ! ! !
Without hesitation, I clicked the button, and four eye-catching large-character messages quickly popped up:
[Bamboo Shoots and Burnt Cat Meat]: [I will live after meeting Ace!Well worth the price of admission! 】
Me: "What!!! That guy actually saw Ace!! What kind of luck is this!!!!" I also saw Whitebeard, and got a slap on my face. After all, it was worth the price of admission. Come on!
If you are in the mood to think about this kind of thing, Lao Bian should be living quite well, and the problem should not be serious, so there is nothing to worry about.
next:
[Silly Roe Deer Firefly]: [Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, save me! !dying! ! 】
Me: "What?! What happened to the roe deer?! Damn it, little girl, are you okay!!!" What happened to the child to be so scared? !Damn it! !Hold on, roe deer! ! !
What about Kuzan? !Where is that guy Kuzan? ! !Why don't you protect that child more closely? !Damn it!I'm starting to worry! ! !
next:
[A Salted Fish Today]: [Everyone!You must live! ! ! 】
Me: "What bad things have happened to these two people?! Why are they replying with such horrible words?!!! Ah Jin, you have to be strong!!!"
No, no, no, I'm suffocating, what can I do? ! ! !Even Ah Jin, the ten thousand year salted fish with incredible endurance, began to express the desire to survive. This, this, this... ah, it's so suffocating...
Comrades, what on earth has happened to you?—(covering face and breaking down
The last one:
[Sunny day, will it be updated today, rain, probably, one after another]: [Thank you boss, the boss will make a fortune, and those who grab the maximum amount will continue to do so. 】
Me: “……………What the hell is this.”
Taking a deep breath, I simply couldn’t control the power of complaining in my body——
I fiercely threw my cell phone into the quilt, which beeped to announce that the system was offline for maintenance and would automatically shut down. In the end, I couldn't control myself and complained like a fire-breathing dragon:
"What the hell is wrong with you, Qingtian? What kind of retired aunt and uncle's red envelope reply routine is this? Is this an automatic reply from the system, right? It must be an automatic reply, right?! Qingtian's system is here to get beaten. Fuck!!!!!!”
I was so angry that I passed out. I squinted my eyes and lifted the quilt, stuffed my phone under the pillow, raised my hand to turn off the light, and fell asleep with an emotional breakdown.
Damn, this wave is so exciting, I don’t know whether to worry or complain.
sleep!Let’s talk tomorrow! !
The crisp sound of the bell sounded as I pushed open the slightly heavy solid wood door of this family-style hotel called 'SKYHOME'. A warm breath rushed towards me. I sighed comfortably and couldn't wait to walk into the warmth. indoors.
"Hello guest, what do you need?" A young girl with warm ginger red hair and a bob hairstyle came out of the room with a smile to greet me. I turned to look at her after hearing the sound. When we met face to face, I thought this girl looked familiar...
However, before I could think of it, the girl with ginger hair immediately shouted in surprise: "Miss Eileen?!"
"...Ah." I was stunned and saw the girl rushing over excitedly and grabbing my hand. The expression on her face was a mixture of surprise, surprise and... gratitude? ?
what.
An idea flashed in my mind, and I suddenly remembered who this girl was.
"Teacher Reina?" My voice also sounded surprised.The young kindergarten teacher with ginger-red bob hair nodded excitedly. I held my hand and suddenly burst into tears.
"Mr. Jerry took us to a safe place and then carried you on his back in a small boat and left. You were still unconscious when he took you away. Everyone was worried about you. It's great to see that you are okay now!!" Reina was more emotional, and after a while her eyes began to fill with tears. As soon as she blinked, they fell down, making my scalp numb.
Yabai, I'm crying no matter how hard I say it...
"Don't cry yet. It's okay. I'm fine. You... eh, don't cry..." I can't bear to see people cry, especially such a kind-hearted and lovely girl who almost died trying to save the children. She cried so hard that my claws suddenly became numb and I could only clumsily pull on my sleeve to wipe her tears.
Lena: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Me: "Well, you also saved us two. Isn't it great that everyone is fine? Hey, don't cry, don't cry..."
Rena: "Thank you, you are really good people, woo woo -"
Me: "...if I say 'you're welcome', will you stop crying?"
Reina: "Wow ah ah ah -"
Me: "...it doesn't seem possible."
Just when I was about to drown in Rena's tears, someone finally came down from upstairs.
"Rena?" A tall middle-aged man who looked older but still energetic walked down from the second floor. He also wore a dark apron around his waist. He looked like he was working, but he suddenly When I saw Reina holding my hand and crying, her eyes immediately changed when she looked at me.
Suddenly a chill ran up my back, and my whole body froze.
Damn it, I feel the murderous intent.
No joke, I got goosebumps on my arms. It was really a...horrible feeling of being watched.
Reina let out a loud sob, turned to the tall man and shouted with laughter and tears: "Dad! This is Miss Irene who saved me and everyone in the kindergarten! Thanks to her and her My husband, Mr. Jerry, it was only through this that all of us on the ship were able to escape from the pirates!"
"Oh -" After hearing this, the man's expression gradually softened, and the biting cold air surrounding me also dissipated. He nodded to me kindly: "So this is the same person who fished you out of the sea that day. Hello, my savior, I am Reina’s father Hall, thank you very much for saving my daughter.”
I was so frightened when I saw that man's murderous aura quickly changing his face, I could only twitch my lips in embarrassment: "Uh... blah blah blah, it was the kindergarteners who saved us first, so we can repay the kindness." ...it's over..."
"Hahaha, that's it." Reina's father smiled cheerfully and came down the stairs. He naturally bent over and took the big and small bags from my hand, and said to Reina: "Hurry up. Miss Eileen, please lead us up, the guest room has been tidied up."
Then he turned his head and smiled at me: "You must be the guest who just booked a single room. You must have been hard on your journey if you booked a room so late."
Reina took my hand and ran upstairs excitedly. At least she finally stopped crying: "Yes, yes, you must be tired at this late hour. Come into the room and rest quickly. Are you hungry? I'll give it to you." Want to make some late-night snacks? Dad, Dad! Make Miss Irene a cup of 'Angel's Breath'! That drink is very good at helping you sleep. Miss Irene, you will definitely have a good sleep after drinking it!"
"Uh... I don't need to since it's so late..." I just felt the terrifying murderous aura of Reina's father, how could I dare to treat this person as an ordinary person? !When Reina called her father to do something, I instinctively wanted to refuse.
Could your father have poisoned my drink? ! !
People in this world are so scary! ! !
-
In short, after a lot of trouble, after I took a fragrant and warm bath, I still had a milky white drink mixed with grape purple milk foam on my bedside table.
"...How do I remember that I locked the door just now?" I looked at the drink that must have been put in while I was taking a shower with a dark look on my face. When I thought about the male owner of this hotel, there were about a hundred people. The fact that he opened the door to my room in such a way made the corners of his mouth twitch.
If he wanted to kill me, he would probably open my door to me, and there would be at least a hundred secret and unknown ways to silence him.
Thinking about this, I couldn't help but sigh.
Well, at least I saved his daughter. He shouldn't do any real harm to me during my stay here...
but……
When I thought back to the actual cold murderous aura just now, I couldn't help but shudder - it was already protected by the A5's protective shield that was activated immediately. I didn't dare to think what if I was completely in a situation like this. The state of being unprotected…
.........The OP world is really a crouching tiger, hidden dragon.
Warring States, I miss you.
I flattened my mouth and wiped my hair that was still dripping. I leaned over and climbed into the comfortable bed that could sleep two or three people. I felt the comfortable and refreshing touch of the pure cotton sheets and the dry smell with a masculine smell. , I sighed contentedly...
"Ah...that's great..."
Finally slept in a comfortable guest room...
Looking back, except for the first day in the OP world, I seem to have never slept in such a comfortable and clean environment.I slept in a standard cabin that was narrow and hard on the ship. The room I slept in in Huajie was not very comfortable and noisy. I could even hear the screams and bed noises from next door in the middle of the night... Fortunately, I had a fever those days. Even if I wake up, I can fall asleep again quickly, otherwise I would have to lie on the sofa all night counting sheep like Sengoku did.
After burying myself in the soft and comfortable bed and rolling over a few times, I looked up at the clock in the room - it would be midnight in less than 5 minutes.
Then I can still play with my phone for a while.
There have been too many things going on in the past few days, and a lot of system notifications have accumulated on my phone without looking at it. I sat up, took out the phone under the pillow with one hand, and took a sip of the drink on the bedside table with the other hand.
If you don't drink it, it's for nothing. For the sake of his daughter, he can't poison me to death.
Um?It's a bit delicious...the entrance is full of mellow milky aroma, and then...the puree of passion fruit and mango sinks to the bottom of the cup, great!
The grape purple milk foam tastes like red wine!Damn it!These flavors go so well together! !
Delicious! ! ! !
Mr. Boss is such a nice guy! ! ! ! !
……
…………
So it's not without reason that Sengoku is so worried about me.
Beauty and food can easily confuse my mind. Maybe after I finish drinking a drink, I will classify the dangerous person who was murderous towards me a moment ago as a "warm man who is considerate, kind and good at craftsmanship". I would like to marry something like that...
(Warring States: ...huh? Why do I suddenly feel a little green on my head...)
I drank happily with a straw in my mouth, and casually opened QQ, which already had 99+ new messages, and then, a crazy "ding ding ding——" system prompt sounded!One notification pop-up window after another made me dizzy...
Don't be in a hurry, don't be in a hurry, just do it one by one. If you can't finish it, you can read it tomorrow...
I leisurely leaned into the soft bedside pillows, half-squinting my eyes and scrolling through messages one by one——
Well, the daily tasks are completed and the rewards are notified.
Daily random lottery opportunities have been exchanged for special items. "Otherwise, where did those gadgets I gave Sengoku just come from?" Success notification.
Armed defense system update and upgrade completion notification.
Task panel update notification...eh?Can you check the character's favorability in the task panel? !
This is so novel!
I quickly clicked into the task panel and found that my personal main panel had changed a lot.The first is the main task. The main task of being actively kissed shows that it has been completed, and the condolence task has also begun to have a percentage, and now it is 20% complete!
Um?How is this determined?
[It is judged based on the degree to which the target of the strategy opens his heart to his wife! 】
The voice of the A5 idiot suddenly sounded, and I frowned in confusion: "What? This guy has only opened 20% of his heart to me. Isn't he still very defensive about me... Well, wait a minute. ."
An idea flashed across my mind, and I suddenly remembered something: "A5, tell me honestly, were you always watching when Warring States and I were in the cabinet...!!"
[...] A5 suddenly fell into silence in confusion.
"...Haha." At this moment, I was so angry that I just wanted to twist this bastard's head off.
Probably sensing my killing intent, A5 begged for mercy with a strong desire to live: [Madam, I was wrong, don’t be angry. It happened so suddenly. They really didn’t see anything. Really, they didn’t do anything. Videotaping, recording, and writing in a diary are such shameless things. People won’t dare to do them anymore! 】
I exploded on the spot: "You also recorded it??! And wrote a diary??!!"
A5 This idiot pretended to be dead instantly.
Taking a deep breath, I tried to restrain my urge to tear the system AI apart with my hands, and then said seriously: "Hide them all, I want to see Sengoku's butt and butt when I turn around."
.........The air was momentarily quiet.
A5's voice was particularly vicissitudes of life, and his tone was full of horror: [………………Madam, otherwise why would I be your system AI (show hands)]
Yes, yes, you are the smartest. (Perfunctory
A5: […………I won’t show it to you. 】
You are so smart, I will never call you a little idiot again! (serious!
A5: [Hey hey hey~]
Food and sex, eh.
I seriously found a serious reason for the haung violence in my mind, and then continued to look at my phone.
I came here to gain favorability, where did I come from?
Oh oh oh I saw it.
I looked carefully at the newly added peach-pink progress bar, and repeatedly confirmed that the name next to it was indeed the word "Warring States", and then I began to feel uncontrollably secretly happy:
"…………How boring is this guy?"
The progress bar of Sengoku's favorability towards me is already at a high value close to 100%, and the peach pink progress bar only has one or two blank spaces left from the top. Judging from the scale, so far, Sengoku's affection towards me has reached a high value of close to 98%. The favorability score is an astonishing [-]%!
He obviously likes me very much! !
I was so happy that I hugged the pillow and twisted on the bed while making strange noises: "F*ck, f*ck, f*ck, that guy is so cute! How much effort does it take to pretend he doesn't care about me?" I'm not interested. I kissed him before and he was so scared that his head fell off hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha student's head that I really like. That old bitch is so good at pretending to be so scheming..."
A5 watched calmly, and blew a rainbow fart exaggeratedly: [Actually, before you entered the closet, he was already at the 60% crush stage. Within the next hour, madam, you will be a complete success after just one operation. Captured him, awesome! 】
"Really or not? Hehehe~" The blush on my face never went away. When I heard this, I became even more excited.
Ah, this girl's restless mood is really... so wonderful! ! ! !
I want to kiss the Warring States dog head, now, immediately! !
A5!I think……
[No, madam, you don’t want to. You two have only been separated for less than two hours. Please restrain yourself. 】
Gee.
A5 poured cold water on me, and I woke up instantly. I was in such a good mood that I could take off. I was humming a little tune while watching the favorability progress bar rolling back and forth on the bed. My IQ basically dropped completely.
A5 couldn't stand it anymore and reminded me: [Madam, we are running out of time. If you want to continue reading the message, you have to hurry up. 】
"Oh, that's right." I looked up at the clock and found that there was less than 1 minute left. I quickly sat up straight and continued to click on other messages.
However, the next message almost knocked me upside down——
[You have received four red envelope thank you messages, click to view]
Red envelope!Red envelope! ! !Is there a reply to the red envelope I sent? ! ! ! !
Without hesitation, I clicked the button, and four eye-catching large-character messages quickly popped up:
[Bamboo Shoots and Burnt Cat Meat]: [I will live after meeting Ace!Well worth the price of admission! 】
Me: "What!!! That guy actually saw Ace!! What kind of luck is this!!!!" I also saw Whitebeard, and got a slap on my face. After all, it was worth the price of admission. Come on!
If you are in the mood to think about this kind of thing, Lao Bian should be living quite well, and the problem should not be serious, so there is nothing to worry about.
next:
[Silly Roe Deer Firefly]: [Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, save me! !dying! ! 】
Me: "What?! What happened to the roe deer?! Damn it, little girl, are you okay!!!" What happened to the child to be so scared? !Damn it! !Hold on, roe deer! ! !
What about Kuzan? !Where is that guy Kuzan? ! !Why don't you protect that child more closely? !Damn it!I'm starting to worry! ! !
next:
[A Salted Fish Today]: [Everyone!You must live! ! ! 】
Me: "What bad things have happened to these two people?! Why are they replying with such horrible words?!!! Ah Jin, you have to be strong!!!"
No, no, no, I'm suffocating, what can I do? ! ! !Even Ah Jin, the ten thousand year salted fish with incredible endurance, began to express the desire to survive. This, this, this... ah, it's so suffocating...
Comrades, what on earth has happened to you?—(covering face and breaking down
The last one:
[Sunny day, will it be updated today, rain, probably, one after another]: [Thank you boss, the boss will make a fortune, and those who grab the maximum amount will continue to do so. 】
Me: “……………What the hell is this.”
Taking a deep breath, I simply couldn’t control the power of complaining in my body——
I fiercely threw my cell phone into the quilt, which beeped to announce that the system was offline for maintenance and would automatically shut down. In the end, I couldn't control myself and complained like a fire-breathing dragon:
"What the hell is wrong with you, Qingtian? What kind of retired aunt and uncle's red envelope reply routine is this? Is this an automatic reply from the system, right? It must be an automatic reply, right?! Qingtian's system is here to get beaten. Fuck!!!!!!”
I was so angry that I passed out. I squinted my eyes and lifted the quilt, stuffed my phone under the pillow, raised my hand to turn off the light, and fell asleep with an emotional breakdown.
Damn, this wave is so exciting, I don’t know whether to worry or complain.
sleep!Let’s talk tomorrow! !
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