[One Piece] Hello, Single Dog Warring States Marshal!

"...Whatawonderfulday."

Why doesn’t that damn emergency light turn green…

sigh.

I have been sitting outside the emergency room door for almost four hours. The heating pipe in the hospital corridor has already warmed and dried my wet hair and woolen sweater. I hugged the dark blue woolen coat that was simply scrubbed away from the dirt. My fingers were swiping across the phone screen unconsciously, and my mind was a little empty.

With the help of the kind and enthusiastic restaurant staff, Seng Guo, who had been unconscious for an unknown length of time, was finally sent to the hospital for rescue.It wasn't until the hospital's blindingly pale lights shone on the face of the big navy man who was so cold that he seemed to die in the next second, that I finally saw his face clearly in my panic——

He has a square face, a flat nose, knife-like eyebrows, and thick lips tightly pursed into a line. It’s hard to see when he closes his eyes, but you can probably see that the guy has a pair of slightly upturned red phoenix eyes.

Danfeng eyes, passionate species? ?

Uh…………

"Why do you put this appearance combination on the Warring States Period...the character design is wrong?" During the boring wait, I could only pass the time by complaining about myself.

I turned on the screen for the umpteenth time and stared at the task progress bar that was moving for the first time in dozens of hours. I felt a little weird.

I am a person who is accustomed to preparing for the worst. When encountering something, I will first think about what the worst-case scenario may be, and then use the worst standards to mentally prepare myself.

This does not mean that I am not optimistic. On the contrary, my attitude towards things has always been encouraging. Because I have prepared for the worst, I have a kind of "what else can I do? The worst case scenario is the (worst)" "The hard work.

Although I accepted the time travel thing quite quickly, in fact I was just in a 'stress reaction'.Years of growth have given me this kind of stress response that allows me to accept the facts immediately and find countermeasures no matter what the situation is or what happens. This reaction has saved me from setbacks, difficulties, and even the lowest points in life many times. pull out.Along the way, this 'stress response', which can be called a self-protection mechanism, has become the skill I rely on most, and this time traveling through time, there is no doubt that I have been able to maintain my sanity and stabilize my mentality so far. , all thanks to it.

And when I watched my 'target person' being pushed into the emergency room by the medical staff, and the door to the emergency room was closed, I suddenly felt a little dazed.

Lying in the emergency room, it was really Sengoku.

Warring States...

Warring States Period......

Warring States! ! !

"!!!!!!" Suddenly I threw my face into the coat, my mind was in a mess, and my whole body was covered.

That two-meter tall man lying on the hospital bed, really, damn, is the Warring States Period! ! ! !

Can I really take down that guy who is not easy to mess with at first glance? !May I? ? ! ! !

I still have to finish that damn play! ! !

I'm embarrassed to say what my own play is! !You actually want me to do it personally——! !

Let me explode on the spot, thank you.

I bit my lip to prevent myself from wailing, recalling the time I had shamelessly said that I was going to play against Sengoku in the group...

Really want to do it?

How to do it?

What to do?

Wow, I wish I could jump off the building right away. Frankly speaking, I really want to die.

Taking a deep breath, I tried to control my expression and straightened my waist.

Otherwise, when Warring States wakes up later, I will tell him directly:

[Hello, Mr. Warring States, you may not believe it, but I have to prostitute you before I can go home.So please let me finish my play——]

…………Maybe before I finished speaking, I turned into a trace of smoke on the spot.

Even if Sengoku is a stable person and may have a slightly calmer personality than other marines, if he hears such an offense that offends his crotch, his first reaction is probably to jump up and turn me into smoke with a giant Buddha shock wave...

.........Everyone in the wife's group, remember to weed my grave on this day next year. Don't let the weeds block my black and white photos. Thank you very much.

"GREAT..." I pulled at my almost bald hairline, trying to get my thoughts, which were about to go wild, back on track - think of a way, I'm old, I can't even move at a time like this. There will be no chance for you to use your brain again! !

You have to survive, you have to go home.

After repeating these three goals several times, my chaotic mind finally calmed down.

I looked up at the lights in the operating room, but there was still no sign of changing to the green light indicating the completion of the operation. I sighed helplessly, took my phone and clicked on the screen, stood up, turned around and walked in the other direction. .

Um?Ask me where to go?

After operating the mobile client of Barclays Bank in the UK for a while, the small window of "Are you sure you want to exchange currency?" finally popped up. There was nothing to hesitate about. I pressed YES and transferred the entire three months' living expenses from my small vault. Converted into Berry.

Where else can I go to pay the medical bills for that unfortunate thing from the Warring States period? ! !

Grass! !

Other people's time travels have their own protagonist's halo, fighting against the sky and the earth, and harvesting beautiful men along the way to create a harem. One person handed money to another person and gave gifts. I guess only an unlucky guy like me can time travel. I picked up an even more unlucky male protagonist and then he... Why haven't you looked at me in the eyes? I have to pay for expensive medical treatment for him!Therapy!fee!

"If I go back, I probably won't have to buy anything on Black Friday, and I'll have to photosynthesize for two months." I can't even afford to eat, so I can only rely on photosynthesis to survive.

My heart was pounding and bleeding, but there was nothing I could do.

What else? ! ! !

The hero of your choice! ! !Even if you empty your coffers, you still need to save it! ! ! !

what can I do! ! !I'm so fucking desperate too! ! ! ! !

When I got the almost astronomical bill at the hospital payment office, I was almost suffocated.

The nurse at the payment desk said: "May I ask you pay it by cashorcard? (Do you pay by cash or by card)"

My face was expressionless and my eyes were dead: "Cardplease."

I took out the Barclays iconic blue bank card that I bought with 2000 pounds in foreign exchange, which is 28 berries. I was extremely distressed, but I had to spend the money...to swipe the card.

Stiffly holding the pen to sign the receipt, I no longer had any reaction to the magical conversion ability of the mobile phone. All I could think about was--

I spent 20 berries on medical expenses for that pretty boy from Warring States Period (??) before I even got a kiss.

No, there will come a day when I will have enough experience.

20! ! ! There are 20 berries! ! ! !

And it’s not the full payment, it’s just the first wave of surgical and rescue expenses. Later, you have to settle the surgery fees, medicine fees and other messy things! ! !

My fucking living expenses for three months————

Warring States Period, you'd better pray that I can complete daily tasks and earn back my money every day, otherwise...

I threw away the pen with a broken jar, took the bill handed over by the nurse, and then, silently... took the medical record and went to the fucking inpatient department to give it to my unlucky guy who hadn't even gotten off the operating table yet. The male protagonist is hospitalized!

Grass! ! ! !

No money! ! ! !

Can't you let me save some time, you bastard! ! ! !

I felt like crying but had no tears, so I could only take the various forms issued by the payment office, one by one, to register and pay.