[One Piece] Hello, Single Dog Warring States Marshal!

In my world, the activity of 'Oran Parade' has developed since ancient times and has become a very attractive tourist activity in Japan's tourism industry.Tourists from all over the world crowded outside the guardrail, trying their best to stretch their arms and raise their mobile phones and cameras, just to take fragmentary photos of the "Oiran" who was surrounded by people. The scene could be described as chaotic. .

But at the very beginning, the "Oran Parade" was not just a sightseeing performance. In a more significant sense, it meant that the most beautiful and valuable geisha in Yoshiwara posed for a ceremony from their sponsors. "Qionghua promise" has such a meaning.

The woman standing at the top of the wandering girl naturally has to show her differences from others in order to express her own uniqueness.

So a team of dozens of people, composed of serving girls called "bald", male servants holding lanterns with the oiran's status emblem, bodyguards holding umbrellas, and several newly minted girls as oiran trainees, went to the place that had been cleared in advance. One stop on the main street of Flower Street, the "Oran Parade" in this world's traditional geisha culture with Wano characteristics, is deliberately created to create a grand and powerful formation that is slowly exotic and unparalleled in beauty. .

The 'I' who appeared at the end was like a pearl in the clam in this grand event, and was the protagonist of the entire street show.

"Don't worry, Wano Country has been closed to the outside world for many years. There are not many knowledgeable guests here. How confident are you in walking? The total distance is less than 200 meters. As long as you don't fall, you'll be fine~" The elder sister who was dressing up helped me to the door, and while calling a few little girls around me who had been temporarily bald to help me dress up, she comforted me kindly.

"..." Is it so casual?

What do you mean...as long as you don't fall, it's okay...Do I look so unreliable?

When it comes to showing off, I'm pretty confident, really.

Then, the blond-haired elder sister bent down and took out a pair of extra-thick lacquered wooden clogs that were about 50 centimeters high from a wooden cabinet. She calmly placed them in front of me and smiled at me: "Okay! Come on! Put this on~"

"……………………" I took back all my confidence.

"It's so high..." The newly adjusted 'noble and cool' state was almost shattered by this pair of real 'hateful heights'. I tried to hold back the corners of my mouth that started to twitch uncontrollably, with a smile on my face. He looked at the eldest sister beside him with embarrassment.

The eldest sister smiled particularly cheerfully: "So I said, 'As long as you don't fall, it's no problem'~"

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The oiran originally had to go to the Yangwu to meet the benefactors waiting there, and then select the benefactor with whom he had a good match, and then proceed to the next step of contact. It was only after three exchanges of rites that the benefactor selected by the oiran could spend a wonderful time with him. time.This interactive process is very restrained and subtle, but full of hot and straightforward romance. Men will spend all their wealth and offer thousands of gold for a side glance from the oiran, but in the end they may not be able to become the guest of the oiran. Many men The whole family was ruined and even his wife and children were separated due to this incident, but the oiran was still the same oiran, sitting under the moonlight like a flower on a high mountain, aloof and dismissive of ordinary people... extremely willful, cruel, and pitiful Extremely.

After all, even the most gorgeous flowers will eventually fade.If they do not accumulate enough wealth to survive during their prime years, the following days of the has-been courtesans will be extremely miserable.

Therefore, in this colorful scene, this grand event, which represents the pinnacle of the 'Oiran's' life, becomes particularly important.

Even though I am not an 'Oiran', this event is equally important to me.

With the help of several young girls around me who are called "new ones", I put on the pair of wooden clogs that were nearly half a meter high.I tried to take a step forward, but found that my feet seemed to be strangled with sandbags. It was extremely difficult to lift my feet, let alone try to take the "goldfish step" that the elder sister taught me...

She was wearing about twenty kilograms of fine clothes, about ten kilograms of hairpins and jewelry on her head, and about thirty kilograms of sky-high clogs on her feet...

"Hmm... I'm going to challenge the hell level of difficulty..." I made a wooden face and muttered in a low voice that no one else could hear.

In this posture, we still have to walk more than 200 meters...

Can we really finish the journey?To be honest, I'm starting to feel unsure...

but……

'My intention was not to cause you any trouble, I came to comfort you, really. '

'...it just happened to be a bad time. '

The conversation from not long ago suddenly sounded in my mind.

"...Tsk."

No but.

I straightened my back suddenly, maintaining the standard geisha puppet expression on my face that seemed to be frozen, and secretly raised my feet. Amidst the exclamations of the bald people around me, I turned my steps half a circle and stepped forward. Pause on the toes, then take half a step back with the whole body flat, then slightly lean half a step forward, and follow with the back heel. This is the goldfish step that is completed in one step with eight characters.

The next step is to walk the 200-meter Oiran Road at a certain rhythm with this tortured pace...

Amidst the joyful applause and praise of the little bald people, my heart silently... collapsed.

Come on, get the stretcher ready.

I probably won't be able to get out of these shoes upright tonight.

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"..." The black-haired man dressed as a Wano noble had been spinning in circles for more than half an hour, and he almost dug a hole in the floor.

Garp put down the big umbrella in his hand speechlessly, raised his face and shouted to the man: "Hey! I asked you to stop and stop turning!"

"No." The Warring States boss replied calmly. He turned around twice, then suddenly raised his head and asked, "Grandma Lou just asked Irene to complete this short section of the Oiran Parade in place of the escaped Oiran. Why do you still want her to put on that outfit? If chaos breaks out later, how can she run away?!"

In other words, that 'Granny Lou' didn't want Irene to escape at all.

What's the meaning?Use Irene to contain him?Even if you agree to help, do you still have to scrape a thick layer of oil off his body?

"It's okay, don't be so nervous. Aren't I following you?" Garp pointed to the old and new valet shorts suit he was wearing, folded the big umbrella he was holding and leaned it aside. He said with a wide smile.

"It's because you are following me that I can't understand it even more." Warring States has a meticulous character. His transaction with Granny Lou was originally based on a third-party relationship like 'friend of a friend', which was extremely unstable and lacked face-to-face communication. This made All of his information can only come from this unreliable best friend... It's not Sengoku's nonsense, Garp is a natural and ferocious man when it comes to tricking people. They joined the army together, and now that Sengoku has gotten along, it is no longer a question of trust or distrust in him. Well, it’s about which words you have to believe in order to prevent yourself from being deceived by this guy.

Warring States came over with a serious look on his face: "Are you sure Granny Lou just said that Irene would be paraded in the streets instead of the oiran, and then I would 'buy' her at a high price and arrange for our retreat that night? Nothing else?"

Garp nodded carelessly and said carelessly: "That's it for these arrangements. The other mother-in-law said she would tell you personally after the matter is over."

Warring States was stunned and frowned: "'Tell me personally'... Why didn't you tell me before?"

Karp spread his hands and made a classic unreliable shrug: "I forgot."

"..." Warring States picked up the chair next to him and threw it on the loser's head.