[One Piece] Hello, Single Dog Warring States Marshal!

A man's youth is a waste of time. When I was a young man, I had fantasized about time travel countless times.

For example, if you were transported to ancient times, you would go to a brothel to take a walk; if you were transported to an imaginary world, you would farm land and raise little monsters; if you were transported to the world of animation and film and television works, you would pretend to be a passerby and take secret photos next to the protagonists and supporting characters. Check in...

But that was just a daydream of the second-rate girl with a brain retard in the radio system.

Only a ghost can predict that one day in the future, a large number of living people will really be able to 'travel'? !

Forget it about time travel, traveling through the world in a comic and following the person you want to conquer, cleaning up the mess and paying bills, is not at all on the list of a hundred things that may happen during my time travel! ! !

Okay, forget it, just go the hard-working route of cleaning up the mess without any regrets and collecting money even if you don’t have money to sell dowries. As long as I can go back safely to receive my degree, I will admit it with gritted teeth.

but! !! !!

After all, I am a good citizen with a bottom line! ! !

Why was an upright, dignified and serious class teacher like me distorted into this overnight? ? ? ? ! ! !Why? ? ? ! ! !

"Breathe in—breathe in—breathe in—"

A female voice urging me to death came from behind. As she kept repeating her impatient tone, I forced myself to take a deep breath and tighten my waist and abdomen again, and then...

"Ow!!!!"

I can't help it! ! !My ribs are about to be broken...

I was holding on to the wall, with my back straight (stretched). Layers upon layers of complicated geisha costumes were put on my body, which was heavy and restrictive. Two big-bodied and round-waisted elder sisters stood behind me and pulled on a gorgeous The thick chrysanthemum gold and silver silk six-way bag was wrapped around my waist. I lowered my head with difficulty breathing and stared at the colorful mother-of-pearl flowers blooming on the hem of my clothes, my head turned into a mess.

"Okay, phew—it's sorted out now." The two elder sisters who were dressing me and dressing me finally took off their hands and let out a long sigh of relief after completing the intricate knotting behind my back.

Finally, the girl who was captured temporarily was treated like an 'oiran'.

I also breathed a sigh of relief.

Finally, these two ruthless elder sisters made me look like a 'courtesan'.

The two eldest sisters circled me several times to confirm the fruits of their labor, while repeating the "quick guide to oiran parades" that they had been hammering into my mind since this morning. Note: I had a stiff face, and my mind was filled with thoughts of being strangled and unable to breathe smoothly, causing me to feel dizzy and a bit hypoxic. I tried hard to listen to what they said, but I still didn't remember much.

Until the two eldest sisters told me for the last time, 'Stay in this room and don't run around, the parade will be held in two hours.' After they opened the door and left, I still maintained the wooden stake position that they forced me to break out. He didn't move for a long time.I was afraid that I would mess up my outfit and have to suffer the pain of getting dressed again. I didn’t even dare to sit down...

What should I do? My legs are so tired and I really want to sit down.

The wig and hairpin on my head weighed down my neck so much that I couldn't lift it up. Every part of my body was so tight that I couldn't even move my legs. I stood awkwardly in front of the mirror and looked at myself carefully.Whether it's the colorful costumes or the golden and heavy hair accessories, they all reveal a fact that makes me confused - I am now an 'oiran', and I will soon be paraded through the streets and be auctioned for my first night.

And according to the plan, the target of my stubborn strategy will be the person who bought my 'first night' at a high price.

Well, even though it’s just a show.

but still……

Cover your face.

What a fucking shame.

[Madam, you look so beautiful like this~~~]

The A5 little idiot is rippling for some reason. Although I can't see its form, I can already complete it in my mind. It looks like it's holding its big face and twisting around in a stupid way.

Very nice...?

I raised my arms in confusion, looking left and right...

Well, the clothes do look good, and they fit my art-savvy aesthetic very well.

[My wife is pretty too!Really!If you don’t believe me, look in the mirror! ]

Mirror...

I looked up, and the reflection of the courtesan in gorgeous clothes in the rectangular floor-length mirror also looked up. The mercury coating reflected a clear image. I carefully reached out and touched my face, and the person in the mirror also reached out and touched his. Face……

Well, it looks pretty good. The makeup skills of the two elder sisters are very good.

"...Would it be too white?" People rely on clothes and saddles. Even if they are secretly happy, they still have to be arrogant on the surface.

[would not!Just enough...]

"It's pretty good, not too white."

The voice of the A5 little idiot overlapped with a sudden intrusion. I was so excited that I quickly turned my head to look.

bang-

The sliding door was closed, and a tall man suddenly walked into the room. He was wearing an elegant navy blue patterned knitted hakama. His black hair, which had been fluffy into a ball all year round, was rarely flat. It was combed into a big back with hairspray. His face was white and beardless. Zhang Fang's face looks upright, but his majesty is ruined by a pair of phoenix eyes that point upward, giving him a hint of unruly arrogance.

Oh, the old dog is a bit more handsome than this outfit~

Especially the smooth and shiny forehead, well, I really prefer this kind of pretentious hairstyle~

I straightened my neck subconsciously and said softly: "Why are you here? I heard Garp said you went out to do errands."

He raised his head and seemed to dodge a little when he met my gaze. He hesitated and said, "I...I came to your place to hide. There are so many people talking outside that it's not convenient to walk."

"..." I blinked and seemed to sense a subtle atmosphere, so I took two steps forward and walked up to him.

Then, he turned around in a circle.

"Do I look good?" I spread my arms and showed myself in a childish posture, but I still got the red ears of the person in front of me, which inexplicably made me happy.

Warring States quietly took a step back and held it in for a long time before he could say the awkward word "good-looking".

[Ding! 'Get compliments on your appearance from the capture target' is completed, and you will be rewarded with 20000 Baileys. ]

After receiving the [-] yuan, I said with conscience, I really didn't expect to complete the mission this time, so I naturally wanted to... tease him.

And I plan to continue teasing him.

The impetuous heart is ready to move...

His eyes were twitching, his red lips were slightly open, and a softer voice than usual came out of his throat, trying to make every word extremely charming: "I..."

"It's time for you to take medicine." Seng Guo raised a glass of water, opened his right hand, and found two pills in his palm.

"………………"day.

What the hell kind of super-alloy straight man is this? ? ? ?

Despondently, I put away my flirtatious looks to the blind man. I took the water and pills that Warring States brought me with my flat mouth, raised my head and drank them all in one gulp.

I was so annoyed that I didn't notice that the man in front of me showed a tense expression like he was relieved from an angle that I couldn't see.

"According to the plan, the Oiran Parade will be held in the evening." Warring States sat cross-legged, consciously took the cup on the coffee table and poured himself a cup of tea, and said to me in a serious tone.

Well, you already have this attitude, what else can I do...

In order to cooperate with the work, I could only obediently brush the cloth from my knees, sit down on my knees, and put on a posture of talking about something. .seven

Wow...this kimono is so tight. When I knelt down and sat down, I felt like the inner undergarment made a thread-breaking sound.

I knelt down on the mat with my back straight and fearful. It was very painful to sit because of the unfamiliar sitting posture and the worry that this outfit, which looked like it was worth a lot of money, might be damaged at any time.

Warring States looked at me and began to sympathize with me: "...If you are not used to kneeling, you can sit wherever you want. There is no one else here."

"It's okay if you don't, I'm fine." If you don't show off in front of your target, who else will you show off in front of?I forced myself to hold on to this stiff kneeling position and put on a bright smile, even though my heart was about to scream, 'Come and save me! ! ', but on the surface, he still looks calm and calm, and everyone here is not as good-looking as my mother...

Hehe, woman.

"...As long as you're happy." The Warring States boss's face was full of black lines. He could only pretend not to see the twisted expression on my face that made the corners of my eyes twitch. He calmly drank tea: "Everyone here has been told that you are a temporary The girl from a good family who came to replace the former oiran will not make it difficult for you. If you encounter anything, try to seek help from the people here and don't fight back easily. After all..."

Warring States pointed to my mobile phone on the coffee table and said helplessly: "If you fight back, all three of us will be exposed."

The armed defense system was too powerful, and the bosses of the Warring States Period were really unsure.

"I understand." I understood his concerns and responded obediently: "If you want to hide your traces, I will cooperate."

"Thank you." As if he didn't expect me to agree so simply, Zhenguo's expression was a little surprised. He thought about it and said tentatively: "You know, your wanted order has no actual effect."

I moved my knees carefully, so that my weight shifted to the other leg so that it would not be so tiring for me to kneel on it: "I know. Although my name is marked, I have no identity in this world. It's just a name. I It can be changed to something else at any time, and the photo published is also my armed Gundam, so as long as I don’t release Gundam mode in front of others, no one will recognize it.”

Warring States saw that I was clear in my heart. He pondered for a while and said: "...So, it's not too late to get out now. You can always get yourself out of this series of chaos I caused."

"..." Sure enough, he wanted to say this again.

I didn't even have the energy to roll my eyes at him: "How can I explain to you clearly that I am unilaterally tied to you? I need your cooperation to complete it..."

"Okay, I'll cooperate with you." Warring States suddenly spoke, interrupting me.

I was stunned and suddenly lost my temper.

What does he mean by that?

He forced himself to twitch the corners of his mouth and smile: "Yes, we are indeed cooperating. Like last night, the two of us cooperated very well~ Keep up the hard work~"

No, not this one.

That's not what he's talking about.

Looking at the man sitting across from me, who I have become more and more familiar with in recent days, I feel an indescribable strange feeling in my heart.This feeling turned into a wave of heat and rushed up to my cheeks, dyeing the roots of my ears red without me knowing it...

Sure enough, as if to verify my premonition, Seng Guo tightened his lips and looked at me silently.

In the few days I spent with him, I saw all kinds of expressions on his face.

Fierce, serious, frightened, helpless, relaxed...even so shy that the top of your head is smoking...

But this expression...

An increasingly strong strange feeling rushed into my brain, and my heart began to beat violently for no reason. I opened my mouth. I could still hold back the artificial voice but now it was a hoarse voice that could not be faked: "...What? ?”

What do you want to do with me?

Warring States looked at me, his voice was steady without any emotion, and he was completely business-like: "I have thought about it carefully. Your mission has a maximum time limit, but there is no fastest time limit. You only need to do whatever you want within a month." Just complete the task at a certain time, isn’t that right?”

"..." I nodded.

"The main basis for judging whether the mission is completed is the six main tasks. You can complete these two tasks by yourself, including reaching Marineford and ringing the Oaks bell. Let's not calculate it for now. The main thing that requires my cooperation is the remaining few tasks. Let's get it done." Warring States' voice was as calm as if he was talking about something that had nothing to do with him.

He reached out, picked up my hand and pressed my finger on the home button of the phone. The thin and light phone sensed the fingerprint and unlocked it. He let me go and picked up the phone instead, looking at me with bewildered eyes. Next, click a few times——

When I put the phone back in front of me again, there was a list of my six main tasks on the screen:

[20. Let the mission target take the initiative to kiss you (no matter where) ([-]%)

20. Complete your own FLAG (PLAY) ([-]%)

500. The number of conversations with the mission target exceeds 20 sentences ([-]%) [Achieved]

20. Reach 'Condolence' ([-]%)

10. Arrive at Marineford ([-]%)

10. Ring the Oaks Bell ([-]%)]

When did he see this list...

My mind began to race rapidly, and when I recalled it carefully, I found that I actually had no defense against him at all. Unknowingly, I had been caught by this guy with countless clues, and he had been tricked out of many words...

So...what does he want to do now?

I put my hands on my knees, clenching them into fists unconsciously.

Sensing my stiffness but not saying anything, Zeng Guo continued to say in his businesslike and calm voice: "I don't want you to get involved in my personal affairs anymore. The next thing will only become more and more complicated. Once I lose Control, I can’t provide you with shelter at all, let alone cooperate with your mission.”

"..." My nails dug into my palms, and the sharp pain almost covered my numb knees and calves.

"Eileen, I will cooperate with you now to complete these tasks. While we still have the time and opportunity to complete them."

Sengoku's voice still wavered at the end, and I could feel that he was forcing himself to say these words.

In other words, force yourself to face these things.

Did I make him feel reluctant...

Did my arrival cause him great trouble...

That's not my intention.

I don't...want to cause him any trouble...

If my arrival is just to make him force himself to do some "tasks that must be completed", to put my future on his shoulders inexplicably, to make him force and force himself for a stranger who suddenly appears like me...

I…………

Then what is the meaning of my coming here...

I can hardly figure it out myself...

The sour taste spread upwards, rushing up my throat and into the corners of my eyes. The indescribable discomfort and self-blame instantly occupied all my senses, making me unable to make the slightest sound even if I opened my mouth...

My throat is dry... but the corners of my eyes are getting moist.

"...My intention is not to cause you any trouble, I'm here to comfort you, really." The dry and hoarse voice was squeezed out of my throat. I knelt down stiffly and lowered my face to hide. Opened the eyes of the Warring States Period.

"........."

The man on the other side of the coffee table didn't speak anymore. I fixed my gaze on the back of my hand, and the moisture in my eyes became heavier and heavier. I tried to stop the mist from gathering, but all my resistance collapsed completely at the man's next words - —

Seng Guo's voice was no longer as steady as before and became dry and hoarse.He said in a deep voice:

"...It just happened to be a really bad time."

! ! ! !

His words were like thunder, immediately shattering all my illusions and luck.

I stared blankly, and in my increasingly blurred vision, I saw water droplets hitting the back of my hands that were tightly clenched into fists and propped on my knees from top to bottom, causing a small splash to appear.

He said it was a bad time for me to arrive.