[One Piece] Hello, Single Dog Warring States Marshal!

"Ho--" 'Mama-san', who was already a mature woman with heavy makeup and enchanting features, raised her eyebrows exaggeratedly, blew out smoke at the big sailor who carelessly barged into her bedroom, and said in a high-pitched voice on purpose. : "You guys still have the nerve to come see me?! Get out of here right now! If you bring those soldiers on the street to my place, I will tear you alive!"

"Hey hey hey, long time no see, Grandma Lou. It was too late yesterday and I didn't come to see you since you went to bed. I'll make up for it today. It's your eightieth birthday this year, so be sure to remember to call me. I'll give you a birthday meal. It's especially delicious!" The visitor had a sharp shave and a striking scar next to his right eye. He was tall and strong, but he smiled like a naughty half-year-old child... Garp... Dude, when he talks about it, he always works tirelessly with the goal of pissing people off, but he really doesn’t do it on purpose.

The wife who was called Granny Lou was shocked by how shameless this guy was. She was so angry that she fell backwards. She could only raise her leg to kick him, but her toes hurt from the sinews and flesh of this guy's body, which were like a copper wall and an iron wall. She wrinkled up her face of unparalleled beauty.

"Get out of here! I'm annoyed when I see you..." The beautiful lady, who looked like she was only in her 30s, wrinkled her features and retracted her slender calves to endure the pain silently.She swallowed her breath, raised her eyes and glanced at the big sailor who had reached out to pick up her fruit plate and started eating. She could only shake her head and exhale: "The two people you brought yesterday were in great trouble. That doctor I've already taken care of it, but this matter can't be kept secret for long. You have to move them as soon as possible. I'm a business owner, and if a thoughtful informant notices them, I won't be able to hide this. Son."

Garp hummed vaguely and said while biting the apple: "I think so too, so I came to ask my mother-in-law if you can get them two false identities so that I can take them to transfer."

Upon hearing this, Grandma Lou smiled charmingly, leaned on the bed and glanced at him, saying slowly: "False identities are easy to handle. It's so chaotic these days. No one has many fake identities to play with, but... ..." She waved to Garp. She almost watched Garp grow up before he was 15 years old, and she didn't think there was anything to avoid between men and women (the key is that they are almost 80 and there is nothing to avoid), and she said happily He walked over with the fruit plate in his arms, sat down by her bed and leaned in to listen to her whisper.

"Now that the whole city is under martial law, checkpoints have been set up at several civilian ports, and the Black Pier has also been sealed. It is even more difficult to go to sea in this storm..." Granny Lou was halfway through speaking, and then looked at it with a smile. With Karp.

The look on her face was familiar to Garp. He had suffered a lot from her smiling face when he was a child. He immediately put down the fruit plate and said seriously: "Mother-in-law, this is my best friend and his ally, so you should treat me as a favor." "Don't play this person too hard. The Warring States official who was reinstated was a level above him. In terms of retaliation, he knew very well what he was capable of.

After all, he is a 'wise general'. If he sells someone, he still has to count the money for him.

Garp has suffered too much. Even a pig-brained person knows that he is afraid and cannot afford to offend him.

Granny Lou smiled and patted the dog's head, and said calmly: "How much is your face worth? Why didn't I know you still have such a thing as face?"

Karp: "......"

Even though Garp is a little sweetheart made of titanium alloy, he can't help but feel aggrieved.

Granny Lou pinched the young man's drooping face in a funny way. There was a kind look on his face that was completely inconsistent with his age, but there was a strong sense of evil in his eyes: "Go back and give it to your best friend and the one who is obviously not him." Ma Zi (at least we are not) is the girl who brought the message, just say..."

click-

I couldn't hold it back and cut the whole apple in half before peeling it off.

"'The oiran parading around the streets ran away with the wild man, and let the girl take the oiran's position and parade around the streets tomorrow night'????"

Repeating this sentence, I felt my voice rising.

Warring States also looked surprised. He frowned and touched his chin while sitting on the chair, and suddenly asked strangely: "What about me?"

It makes no sense for an implicated woman to take the blame for this kind of thing. He is the real person who caused these things. Granny Lou cannot ignore him so easily.

Sure enough, the big boss of Kapu scratched his head, and then he remembered and said to him: "My mother-in-law asked you to pretend to be a prostitute, and buy the 'oiran' at the highest price during the parade. This will make it easier for you to find a way out." Evacuate to the capital." Garp unceremoniously took half a freshly cut apple from my hand and stuffed it into his mouth. He smacked it while mumbling: "It's impossible to go to sea from here. The army will All the openings that can be blocked have been blocked, and only the 'Heaven Road' to the capital is left unlocked. They don't have the guts to block the Tianlong people's road."

Warring States' mind was running rapidly, and he asked in a deep voice: "Since even the army dare not check the 'Tian Shang Road', how can the Granny Lou you mentioned arrange for us to evacuate from there?"

Garp: "Of course you two can't take the 'road to heaven' openly. Grandma Lou has a connection with a noble in the capital. She will arrange for you to pretend to be that person's entourage. Then you can change your clothes and sneak in."

Warring States: "It sounds feasible, but what about the specific time schedule? We need to make some preparations before that..."

I silently swallowed the fever-reducing pills mixed with water and sat aside to listen to their discussion.The sexy operation just now went too far, which made my brain, which was still a little feverish, start to throb and buzz with pain, making me feel like vomiting.

but……

I looked at Warring States calmly and found that the man's ears were still as red as fire. I almost couldn't control myself and wanted to burst out laughing. In an instant, my forehead felt cool and my whole body felt comfortable. My heart was sweeter than honey.

Hey, after living for more than 20 years, I just discovered today that male sex can really cure all kinds of diseases. Tsk, tsk, tsk, I learned it.

If only it could always go so smoothly.

If I risk my dignity and do a shameless oiran parade mission to get him out of this fatal situation, then I might as well give it a try.

Look, I love him so much, why doesn’t he take notice of me...

Thinking back to some of the subconscious refusal actions of Warring States just now, it felt like there was something choking in his chest, making him feel suffocated and uncomfortable.

He propped up his cheeks and listened to their murmurs and discussions. His head, which was still running a low fever, became increasingly drowsy, and his eyelids couldn't stop falling.

Hmm...so sleepy...

I couldn't hold it back anymore, so I leaned against the table and fell asleep.

Garp: "You can make arrangements after arriving in the capital. You can go to sea from the nobles' private dock. If you don't stop in the middle, you can reach Marineford in ten days at most. Oh, by the way, isn't your fiancée's family a brother? A noble from the Kingdom of Asia? You can go to her."

"Shh-" At this point, Warring States suddenly felt guilty for some unknown reason. He quickly reached out to cover Garp's big mouth and hurriedly turned back to look in the direction of the black-haired woman.

As a result, all I saw was the dark-haired woman leaning on the table, her arms supporting her cheeks, looking tired and falling little by little.

Garp took off Lao Tie's hand and raised his eyebrows to continue saying something. Unexpectedly, Warring States slapped his head again and ordered him to be silent.

Garp had questions on his face and a puzzled look on his face.

Warring States looked a little confused and nervous. He looked at the black-haired woman who was about to nod her head on the table, and then looked at Garp who didn't understand anything...

Finally, he sighed, raised his hand, grabbed Garp from the chair, and drove him out.

Looking at the door closed in front of his nose, Garp was even more confused, okay? ? ?

Why did you suddenly kick him out? ?

Garp circled around the door of the room several times like a headless fly. Just before he was about to raise his legs and kick the door, the closed door opened from the inside, and Seng Guo walked out with a calm face.

"What are you doing, kid, grinding and whining all the time?!" Garp was very dissatisfied, he opened his mouth to shout, but his eyes looked towards the room with a particularly evil look.

"It's nothing, don't shout so loudly!" Warring States closed the door in a hurry, but Garp, who was sharp-eyed, saw that the black-haired woman who was sitting at the table was lying smoothly on the bed, covered with a thin quilt.

oh~~~~

So that’s it~~~~~~

Monkey D. Karp, a young Commodore who was 1.9 meters tall and as strong as a wall, suddenly revealed a gossipy and vulgar smile, and kept making flirtatious glances at his old friend. , which made Warring States so disgusted that his face was covered with black lines.

Warring States coughed twice, dragged Garp to the window, and continued talking in a low voice: "The Moore family's private port is at the northernmost part of the capital. If you want to go to sea from there, you must go from their main residence. Passing by. Garp, can you give me a line? I want to send a letter to Sophira."

Speaking of this, the teasing on Garp's face gradually disappeared, and he frowned: "It's not a problem to set up a line, but... I said Warring States, can you trust that woman? You have only met her a few times, she Are you reliable?" He always felt that the woman who always held up an umbrella to hide her eyes from others was not as good as the black-haired Aili inside (it's not Aili, it's Irene, how many times do I have to correct you, you bastard?) reliable.

After all, Ai Li has contributed money and effort and is willing to follow his best friend who is full of lawsuits to run around. In his opinion, this is sincere enough.

What's going on with this guy from the Warring States Period? Why doesn't he wake up? ?

Garp scratched his head and couldn't figure it out when he thought about his old man's attitude of denying it when he mentioned it.

Warring States was also upset and did not discover Garp's gossip in time. He said solemnly: "She is not the kind of treacherous person. I am already engaged to her. Even for the sake of the engagement, she should not see me. I will die without saving..." Right?

To be honest, Sengoku wasn't very sure either.

But now there is no other way. Even if it is gambling, it can only bet on this way.

Thinking of this, Warring States suddenly laughed helplessly.

He is really embarrassed. The most embarrassing moment since he joined the army is probably now... There are bounties all over the world, many forces in the navy are hunting him, and only a handful of close friends can support him despite the betrayal and divorce. Even if he wants to get help from his fiancée They can only rely on gambling...

Just at this time...

Warring States looked into the room through the window with undrawn curtains. The figure of a dark-haired woman sleeping on a gaudy purple-red soft bed with a tired look fell into his eyes. For some reason, it was particularly dazzling.

Why did she appear at this time?

It's like...it was destined by God.

It's also very similar to being sent here deliberately.

Seng Guo's eyes were dark, without any light, and frighteningly calm.