[One Piece] Hello, Single Dog Warring States Marshal!

【Part [-]】

"Dude, why don't you turn over your shirt? It's almost eleven o'clock! I'm driving out in the car, hurry up!"

[Come on, come on, I'm going out now, what the hell. ]

"Old place, I'll go to the second floor to grab a seat first."

[I know it!You go first! ]

beep----

"I've been out for an hour. What's going on with women these days?" The black-haired woman hung up the phone helplessly and left the house to drive in the garage.

Well, school starts in a few days, so take advantage of this time to play and eat, otherwise you will be tortured by those little bastards and have no good sleep after school starts. Just thinking about it makes my scalp numb...

Yes, she was so afraid of the start of school. She relied on frantically reminding herself that she was the class teacher and could not skip classes so that she could crawl to work with a sigh of relief and face...those little bastards who couldn't explain anything.

Therefore, freedom is particularly valuable now. Eating, drinking, having fun and playing mahjong is the serious thing!

'tick--'

As soon as she approached the newly purchased car, the streamlined white car sensed that the car key was on and automatically unlocked. Irene quite liked this little car. She patted the front cover of the car as if to say hello. The car key was already there. Holding it in hand, I was about to open the driver's door...

suddenly.

"Puff, puff, puff - puff, puff -"

A strange sound that was so familiar that it made her scalp tingle came from her handbag. Her hand shook and she threw the car keys on the ground.

"Huh????" With question marks all over her head, the black-haired woman opened her bag tremblingly, and her fingers even trembled slightly when she reached into the bag to take out her mobile phone.

Why is there this ringtone?

Taking out her mobile phone from her bag, Erin looked at the magical number 00-000-000 with unknown brackets on the screen. Suddenly she felt her brain was a little congested and her breathing became rapid.

What the hell...why does something like this, which looks like a scam call, automatically change the ringtones she collected? ? ?Where did this ringtone come from that was just like a phone bug in that world? ?

My mind was suddenly in a mess. Hanging up the phone was originally the right move, but this ringtone...

By some strange coincidence, the black-haired woman stood by the car door with her bag in hand, and pressed the answer button on the phone screen.

[Kacha——] The sound when connected is exactly the same.

Erin was even more panicked.

Not knowing where she got the courage, she held the phone to her ear and spoke the first words tremblingly:

"...Hello, this is..."

[Eileen! ! !is it you? ! ! ! ]

Almost at the same time, a familiar and deep male voice came from the mobile phone, like an iron rope, hitting hard on the black-haired woman's rational line that almost collapsed, shattering her confusion, and scaring her badly - —

bump!

For a moment, her hands became weak, and she couldn't even hold the bag firmly, so she just let it fall to the ground. Her favorite lipstick, powder, mascara and other sundries were scattered on the floor, but she didn't even want to pick them up. There was no thought of getting up.

All she could think about was:

"War, Warring States?"

[…………] The person on the other end of the phone seemed stunned for a moment and did not answer. Only a little breathing sound could be heard.

"Warring States? Warring States?? Warring States??!!!!!" Irene raised her voice instantly, and her whole body collapsed: "Why the hell did you wait until now to call me when you can contact me?! What's wrong with you? You??!!!!! You’re happy to see me crying every day, aren’t you, old bitch!!! Don’t call me if you have the guts!!! Get out of here—”

Then before the man over there could react, the black-haired woman hung up the phone angrily, squatted by the car door and buried her face in her knees. Her tears couldn't stop flowing, and she cried like a fool in an instant——

【OP World】

Seng Guo held up the call that was cut off in anger by one side, with a look on his face.

Damn, even after all these years, he still thinks his fiancée is a cheat and wants to throw her into the sea.

With no choice but to hypnotize himself, Zhenguo said, "She has been mentally retarded for a day or two. You are a mature man and don't care about her." He suppressed the blood in his chest and dialed the phone again——

【real world】

"Puff, puff, puff - puff, puff -" The strange ringtone of the phone rang again. The black-haired woman was still squatting on the ground sobbing, tremblingly wiping her tears and picking up the phone.

"Uh-hiccup!" He burped loudly and kept saying, "What, what are you doing!"

[………………] Hearing her loud cry, Warring States on the opposite side immediately became paralyzed and could only coax him angrily: [Why are you crying? I got scolded by you without saying anything. I haven't cried yet, but you, the evil one, complained first and started crying... Hey, calm down, don't be so excited, don't cry, be good. ]

Speaking of it later, Warring States couldn't help but laugh: "Still the same, you guy." ]

It's such a familiar feeling... This guy hasn't improved at all over the years.

It was very difficult for Irene to just hold back from crying and burping. As soon as she opened her mouth, Zang Du couldn't hide her tears and burst out: "Can I not be excited! Why are you so fat? (I can't even talk anymore) Brother! It’s been a year! It’s been a whole year! You didn’t contact me a long time ago and I’m just calling you now!! What do you want!!! Did you start chaos and finally give up, you bastard!!!”

The Warring States Period is as stable as an old dog: [………Can you, the evil one, complain first? Can you change this problem? Who started the chaos and abandoned whom? Please respect the objective facts. ]

Erin: "I don't care, I don't admit it, it's your fault, please apologize!"

Warring States laughed: "Although it's only been one year for you, but it's been five years for me, why is it that your way of cheating is still at the kindergarten level?"Rosinandi will play more advanced games than you. ]

The smile on the other side of the phone from Warring States got bigger and bigger. Irene could already hear the laughter that was muffled in her throat. Her eyes immediately became hot again, and she burst out laughing while crying: "Pfft, hahaha, nonsense. ! When I left, Rosie..." The voice suddenly got stuck, and when she thought that the Sengoku who was calling her now was the young Sengoku not long after ringing the bell, the words stuck in her throat were swallowed hard.

You can't say that it's a future he hasn't experienced yet, you can't tell him...

Warring States: [...?What happened to Rosie? ]

Irene was agitated and quickly shook her head in denial: "Well - it's nothing. I'm a little dizzy after squatting for a long time, and I don't even remember what I want to say."

Warring States on the other end of the phone frowned and said in a deep voice: "What are you squatting for? Stand up quickly. Your legs are numb after squatting for a long time. I don't care who will carry you." ]

"How dare I trouble you~" The back-and-forth chat finally relieved Irene's near-collapse mood. Now that the conversation was over, she had the strength to put away the cosmetics that rolled all over the floor: "You have already It’s been five years, it’s been so long... It’s been five years and you haven’t forgotten me about finding a new love? Mr. Warring States, I have the highest respect for your loyalty~” - This old bitch should have no development. Second spring, no, let’s try it out first.

[You’re done crying, right? Now you finally have the strength to get along with me, right? Why, it’s only been a year and you can’t help but want to find a new love? ]——What the hell is going on in this guy’s mind?Instead of worrying about whether I have it... I might as well ask and see if she has it.

"Fuck you, I finally gave up on you, you bastard, and I haven't had a few days of free time. What else can I do with this time? Falling in love is not the way to die."—— Fuck, you refused to answer directly, so you just want to trick me first, I’ll tell you.

[So you admit to yourself that you started a relationship and abandoned me? Silly hahaha, I am too, I am busy with work, and I am not able to find a new love or anything. ]——Huh, luckily not. This guy is so stupid. What if he was deceived by some blind guy after being back for so long?

"Hmph... You don't even dare to think so." - That's great, that guy really abides by his oath...

After this period, even the people on both ends of the phone breathed a huge sigh of relief like idiots, and cleared each other's cuckold alarm.

Hey... long-distance love (love in another world??) is really not easy.

"Nonsense, do you dare to say that you didn't go back to talk to that so-and-so Sophila's consumptive ghost Haname Yuexia?" All the tension at the beginning was gone. Irene stood up again with her bag, opened the car door and got in. In the car.

[Well, this is it——] Warring States on the other side of the phone sat in the big armchair, raised his legs and put them on the desk, and his whole body relaxed: [Her family is a ruling royal family after all, so I You wouldn't believe it even if the two of them have never met before... Where are the flowers? There were several public dinners. There were more than [-] chairs separated by them. Don't think about it. ]

The black-haired woman took out a tissue and carefully adjusted her makeup in the rearview mirror. Fortunately, she didn't cry for long, and the makeup on her face was not stained by tears: "You scared me to death, and suddenly a phone call came... No, what did you say? It was amazing that someone contacted me.”

[I don’t know what’s going on...] Zhan Guo wiped his face and stared at a point in the air. The feeling of chatting slowly with the other party was so wonderful that he even lost his thoughts. Without thinking, I blurted out: [Just now I suddenly received an encrypted urgent file said to be from Cap. When I opened it, it showed your photo and a chip card. Follow the instructions on the back of the photo to feed the chip card. Phone bug, we've got you.Before this, I kept trying to dial your number but all the calls were unavailable. I guess it was the fault of your stupid system AI. Not only did it take photos of your underwear, but it also blamed Garp. Back... As you know, the two of them have never been very good at dealing with each other. ]

"That's it..." Irene was putting on makeup while listening to the phone. She didn't react for a moment. Suddenly, Fu Zhi's heart was agitated: "What did you say? My underwear photos???"

[…………] Warring States suddenly became frightened and almost jumped up.

Oops, I spilled the beans.

Sure enough, as always, a roar like a storm swept across dimensions:

“战国你个老狗逼给我去死一百回啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊——”

As always, Seng Guo's whole body was thrown under the chair by the roar.

-

The intersection ahead turned red, and the pearl-white car braked slowly and stopped in front of the stop line.

"So we have been talking nonsense for so long and there is no news. Could this phone be used for a long time?" Eileen put on the earphones and drove to the restaurant she had agreed with her friend while continuing to talk to the other person. A dimensional man named Najiaer.

[Not necessarily. Don’t jump to conclusions so quickly. Your A5 is not reliable. Even if it is responsible for this, you should observe it carefully for a while. ]

"...That makes sense."

The sun shone through the explosion-proof glass on my left hand holding the steering wheel, and a flash of light snatched away her gaze.

A six-claw ring inlaid with a transparent colorless gemstone was firmly worn on the middle finger of her left hand. The flash of light was reflected from the round diamond faceted 'Ulymos Stone' on it.

…………Well, it’s not the boyfriend, it’s the fiancé.

Suddenly she wanted to sigh, and she did. Warring States on the other side of the phone noticed her sighing, and comforted her by mistake: "Don't worry, I'm very happy to be able to contact you, even if this is restricted or For anything else, I won’t lose anything, hahaha. ]

No, she wasn't thinking about that, she was... Well, forget it, it wasn't anything that needed special explanation.

The words that came to her mouth were not uttered in the end. She smiled unconsciously and said in a sweet voice: "Oh, Mr. Warring States is so easily satisfied. I'm still thinking that if you think we can only chat, it's really boring. If you want to do something else interesting, turn the car around and go get a room now~~~"

Shut up, woman, you are full of dirty talk!

But dirty talk makes her happy, and she will continue talking till dawn!

[…………] Warring States was strangely silent for a moment. He didn’t know whether he was laughing or sighing, and he said in a deep voice: [Okay then, you can turn around and go get a room. I’ll be there later. ]

"Damn it, Sengoku, you're a bad person." Irene was shocked. How could this guy still flirt with her? ?really? ? !Damn it! !

[Hahahaha——] Sengoku’s hearty and joyful laughter came from the earphones. Even though she was deflated, Irene also laughed happily.

The two chatted one by one. When the red light ended, Irene released the brake and stepped on the accelerator. The pearl-white car resumed driving and drove forward smoothly.

Warring States' voice slowly returned to its usual mellowness from the excitement at the beginning, and the long-lost subwoofer effect flowed into the black-haired woman's heart, almost soothing her year-round loneliness and giving her the courage and hope to continue.

Irene's hearty and gentle voice came from the phone bug, which reminded the tall officer of the cool breeze on the summer night, the fireworks blooming above his head, and the gentle hug that soaked his bones, making his boring military life bloom with a little color. .

[Is your job busy?How does it feel to become a teacher? You have achieved your wish. Congratulations. ]

"Don't congratulate me. I'm so busy and exhausted. Every time I get home from get off work late at night, I miss you so much."

[They say it’s a muscle-stretching massage in the military... What the hell is that? ]

"Hahaha - well, what about you? How are you doing lately?"

[Well, the Grand Line has been a bit peaceful recently. I haven't set out on an expedition in three months. I have no health problems. I'm fine. ]

"That's good... remember to cook more vegetables for Rosinandi. He is growing at this age and cannot just eat meat like you monsters."

[I know, I will tell the cafeteria to give him an extra serving of vegetables later. ]

"What? Canteen? You actually took our son to eat in the canteen??? Warring States Period!!!!!!"

[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh but I said it wrong, I will buy my own food! I will buy my own food! ]

……

…………

Godzilla roared and accused again and refused to admit it. The black-haired woman finally ended with "If I were still over there, I would beat you into a cake. Believe it or not!!!", which was considered a roar. It's over.

However, this sentence caused silence between the two people on both sides of the phone.

If she is still over there...

Her eyes began to heat up again, and Irene pursed her lips and remained silent.

After a long time, a sigh from Warring States came from the earphones.

The emotions contained in this sigh were too complex, whether it was hope or disappointment, it was almost unbearable for Erin.

Turning the corner ahead was the teahouse that I had made an appointment with my friend. During the last short journey, the two of them opened their mouths several times, but said nothing.

The sudden silence made the atmosphere heavier and heavier. Irene could no longer stop the tears from overflowing her eyes. But in just half an hour, the raging tears fell down her cheeks again and hit the steering wheel with a ticking sound. A slight sound also reached the other side of another dimension.

[…………It’s okay, don’t cry. ]

"…………"

[I will find a way. After all, I have been waiting for you for more than ten years, and I don’t care how many more years I wait. Maybe one day, one day...] We can meet again.

However, the second half of the sentence was swallowed back in his throat and he did not dare to say it.

"Now...Sengoku. In our world, today is Valentine's Day."

Erin's voice was hoarse due to choking, and she said softly and directly: "I want to see you."

I want to see you, not just hear your voice, I also want to meet you again, and want to be entwined with your destiny again.

I want to see you.

On this special day, I can't help but want to see you.

I want to... meet you.

Warring States' palms holding the armrests of the chair tightened instantly, and the mahogany armrests screamed as they broke. The next second, they turned into fragments and fell to the ground.